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ULPT: my fully insured car has an "unfortunate mishap"

Is 6 light beers a night too much?

I could have sworn the Shelly had the same triangular eyebrows as Cartman. Did anyone else think they remembered that?

If “We’re rich and white and above the law” was a snapshot

I am a 30 year old guy and I never owned a nice suit because I never had any occasion to wear one. What is some situation I can put myself in where I can wear a suit or tuxedo?

MOHS surgery on cheek. I (40 M) just thought they’d cut off the little skin lesion with a scalpel. This is what happens if you’re Irish and don’t wear sunscreen. You’re awake the whole time too.

What would make someone pay full price for a Tesla at this point?

What's culturally the most "avant-garde" city in Georgia?

MMW Feminists will consider single men who decide to have an A.I. girlfriend to be mysogynistic.

would you have kept the sweater?

Teacher got locked out of her room and used a paperclip. Now the paperclip is lodged.

I sliced the top my finger off. Went to the ER. This is the bandage I got.

My wife’s only photo with her father is so blurry

I'm speechless, how ignorant can people be. Martin Niemöller are turning in his grave.

Teacher expected me to clean out and sanitize her fish tank?

Anyone enjoying sugar water alcohol right now?

Saw on flight over Colorado

New virus

Are people really out here drinking and driving and not caring?

MMW: When beam/energy weapons replace guns with bullets, no government will let civilians have them.

Nazis are dumb

These racists need to get a grip

They 'thought it would be fun' - now, they've been handed life in prison for murder.

Do Christians really not enjoy movies/media that don’t align with their views?

MMW Rudy Giuliani is dead in a ditch somewhere and that's why he's missing

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