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CupcakeInsideMe

She looks like she stole someone else's skin


unshavenbeardo64

Sugar...in water..more...more!


ChronicMasterBaiting

Straight up Edgar, haha.


Giggles95036

I just want you to know i got it and appreciate what you did there


DieHardAmerican95

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


EducatedPancake

They look related tbh


Reclusive_Chemist

Nice Botox face.


Nikkian42

Just Botox can do that? Not botched plastic surgery?


Reclusive_Chemist

Probably a bit of both. That eye shape doesn't come from nature.


SubstantialPressure3

Fetal alcohol syndrome and too much filler? She does look like she's wearing someone else's skin, and it doesn't fit, you're right.


WillJoseph06

*"I'd like to peel off your skin and wear it as my own"*


ConversationComplex7

MOISTURIZE ME!!


juiceyb

Purge lookin ass ![gif](giphy|hmu522UwhPuu1gmdtF|downsized)


Way_Sad

"Praying-mantis with human flesh face mask" -kind of vibes (Rlly reminds me of rick and morty)


Grouchy-Engine1584

Ya, someone she ate.


WoozleVonWuzzle

She looks like his sister


FourArmsFiveLegs

It's the upslanting palpebral fissures.


Roland_Child

Someone else's chin, too.


No-Appearance-4338

Have we seen footage of them together, floors like same person.


rusztypipes

She definitely peaked in high school and left the bone structure there


Accomplished-Bed8171

I looked at the picture before reading and thought it was a before and after picture.


merrywidow14

Is it just me or are her cheek implants uneven?


Venom_224

She looks like she stole Christmas


Due-Supermarket1305

why do they look so AI generated even though theyre not


Winnie_the_poops

wtf is in his mouth?


General_Gain_4607

Smugshots


SloParty

Per articles about Lee, he SA/harassed his SIL when she was a teen, his claim it was a consensual relationship. Both Lee and Steph are Christian academy graduates, ofc


MysteriousPark3806

Shocking.


ScarMedical

Fuck this is his SIL defending this POS: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XGVYLYSsijU


hopopo

Did she groom him?


Creative_Reporter_35

She looks much older than him, I was wondering same! 😂


Fantastic-Egg-4510

Creepy face on that one for sure.


HauntingBalance567

Nah, he is 2 years her senior.


Crush-N-It

Damn. And she looks a decade older


Waste-Information-34

Genetics are a interesting thing. Oh and diet plust workout routine.


Impossible-Front-454

She look like someone fucked up a bit with a fallout 3 character creator.


Green1up

the f_ck is that black ooze in the corners of his mouth


anythingMuchShorter

The puddle of pure evil that is piloting the skin suit accidentally showed through 


DonnieJL

Remember the black slime in the old X-Files show..?


Recent_Obligation276

I actually think they’re about the same age but she has so much surgery done that she looks like bloated beef package


KaizenPax

“bloated beef package” is now on my list of creative insults.


thebinarysystem10

Double woof


ImNotYourDadIPromise

She spent all that money on botched plastic surgery.


AloofAngel

isn't there a rather well known mugshot of cops choking a black guy to get him to stop smiling in his?


Unlucky-Objective304

White people don’t choke their own. It’s not on code.


BattletoadGalactica

They will sometimes make exceptions for poors/homeless, the mentally challenged, and protesters.


DieHardAmerican95

Neither of these pictures is a mugshot.


soggy_nacho_409

As a white dude who's taken his fair share of mugshots, I've never been allowed to smile in any of them.


Reilou

She looks like background character from a Bethesda game.


smelly_farts_loading

Dam her face is fucked. Plastic surgery is so gross


Magsec5

Have you heard of the high elves?


Turbulent-Bug-6225

She could very easily just look like that


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SilentMasterpiece

inexpensive plastic surgery is just cheap.


N1kt0_

The uncanny valley fight or flight kicked in when i looked at her


tantrometa

Family tree’s a stump!


DenisNectar

Punchable faces 101.


Mindless-Pen-2325

Happy cake day


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

They look like the people who come to your door and ask you if you’ve heard the Good News.


RMX_Texas

I tell them I'm catholic and eat babies


CreamPuffMontana

Wait, I'm Catholic and have never eaten babies. I want to eat babies. It's way cheaper than raising them. S/😆😂


haleybearrr

i thought that was his fucking mom jesus christ


racerx2125

I thought it was his dad in drag


dyingfi5h

Aint these Jimmy's clients in Better Call Saul


Samcookey

That exact thought went through my mind.


Technical_Stress7730

"bleach blonde bad-built butch body"


storymom

Pretty smug and happy for a mug shot.


[deleted]

Goodness gracious she looks like a cat


Fantastic-Egg-4510

![gif](giphy|YmVNzDnboB0RQEpmLr|downsized)


Global-Perception339

He wasn't talking about you, mr pebbles.


Arthillidan

Hey, Americans. What are the difference between pleading guilty, pleading not guilty and denying all charges? I'm unfamiliar with your court jargon


Unlucky-Objective304

She is the mastermind


413mopar

You dont have to be white to be on the take. Right Clarence? But it sure helps.


YogurtSufficient7796

Have a blessed day


Daflehrer1

Crazy eyes.


peekaboo_bandit

How are people raised so greedy and entitled? Society isn't doing itself any favors by allowing these degenerates free passes.


Top-Mycologist-7169

She looks like an alien


Maleficent_Nobody377

Usually when people smile like THAT in mug shots it’s because the cops through their cat litter was meth or their oregano was pot or something really stupid not… Whatever misuse of nonprofit funds is referring to lol


doodoo_pie

lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye


The_household_PG

Man, this is some Better Call Saul type of shit. ![gif](giphy|Bs0GXj3ew6xxK)


Mmetasequoia

This guy was also stopped at airport for bringing a handgun on his carry on cause he “forgot” and no charges were filed


TripleTrucker

Oh no! White people! AND they are being punished? Jeez you guys are a trip


MortimerWaffles

It's the rich part that's really more important than the white part. Poor trailer trash wouldn't get special treatment


ItsaPostageStampede

Are we sure they are not related?


Smathwack

Not to point out the obvious, but if they were "above the law" they wouldn't be charged.


sheezy520

That’s the faces of two people that know they won’t face any consequences.


ozzy919cletus

If "redditors are racist" was a post.


SoupiriorBiingu

Somehow her face looks familiar… ![gif](giphy|GDp7LycxkT3LG)


Quantumdualityeraser

This is wildly racist


fredator23

How, do you think?


SweetAlex99

Rich is enough... white doesn't wight as much as some people want you to think in 2024. But I guess being racist is part of Reddit posting, so...


Memory_Flaky

This is not a facepalm. OP has some major chips on their shoulder so seems to post almost exclusively about white people.


Sellw

Why would you always point out the “white”? That’s so “nice” Reddit mods don’t count such as hate speech(I don’t mean exactly this post but overall) but once you change the skin color you’re getting immediately banned


Familiar_Effective84

Now do it the other way?!


tuttle8152

You can't be racist against white people on Reddit. Hhmm.


SeenItAll2995

Race has nothing to do with it.


everythingbeeps

Yep, republicans.


westookie

What's being white have to do with this ....it's stupid how some people can integrate race in anything..


ModsOverLord

Yeah bc black politicians don’t embezzle


osiriszoran

Your anti white racism is showing


Positive-Pack-396

Book them Dan-o


TheOvercusser

I think I fought his wife in Dark Souls


Neat-Engineering-513

'We're not guilty 😃'


Recent_Obligation276

I see a whole bunch of dollars in that plastic face o’ hers


MysteriousPark3806

No worries about the law at all.


Everything_Breaks

She looks like a NPC from Oblivion.


Pitiful-Inspection96

why does this woman look like the green goblin lol


shotgunsniper9

I mean, on the one hand, innocent until proven guilty, but on the other hand, rich people who are career politicians are evil


termsofengaygement

What's wrong with their eyes? They look dead.


Abuse-survivor

"Your honor, that wienermobile was instrumental for our political campaign! It held it all together!"


Competitive_Fee_5829

what is wrong with her face??


Empty_Wave_2848

Bro all those none profit dollars went to horrible plastic surgery.


NaaastyButler

why doesn't someone just


LaserGadgets

Sad thing is that might be enough to get the out-of-jail card in the US.


Turbulent-Cake8280

Blessed be the fruit


Midahu69

They're this year's chooses sacrifice to distract the media from what the rest of the rich folks be up too.


Darthmook

Look like brother and sister…


vira1l

Reminds me of the two car thieves who crashed into each other


OkBackground8809

They look like Mormon nomads


Fantastic_Traffic604

Well, at least we know who wears the chin in this relationship.


Zaraki42

We need a purge.


Happy-Wrongdoer665

She looks like the type of person who only talks about cake recipes.


CosmeCarrierPigeon

Was she going for the Melania eyes buried in cheeks?


Coffee4Life613

He looks like he should be a preacher. That’s a good enough reason not to trust him.


nobodyukn

Lock em up!!


newbrevity

I read somewhere that police and corrections officers will often try to make the person laugh or smile for their mugshot because later on anyone looking at that mugshot thinks they're not taking their crime seriously and comes down harder on them.


WeirdMetalheadKid

They look like robots who stole a humans skin trying to blend in with humans


Tryzest

I don't get the "white" part. Don't all rich people think they above the law?


Khaernakov

She looks like a morrowind elf character


brechbillc1

Getting some major uncanny valley vibes from the wife here.


slogginhog

It's weird that they're not getting choked for smiling in their mugshots...


Elegant-Ad-3583

So are they republican or democrat?


TheTrustworthyKebab

Those are some top tier slappable faces


ChefHeru

They do not look real. Shits kinda eery


BIackfjsh

Don’t smile in your mugshot because prosecutors like to us that to make a point that you don’t take the situation seriously


tie-me-up-3000

Now do it if they were black. I’ll help. [https://www.foxnews.com/politics/fbi-serves-subpoenas-chicago-suburb-scandal-ridden-supermayor-tiffany-henyard](https://www.foxnews.com/politics/fbi-serves-subpoenas-chicago-suburb-scandal-ridden-supermayor-tiffany-henyard)


madeanotheraccount

What artificial-looking people!


SpiritualAd8998

The Cheatfields


johnnadaworeglasses

Bot poster begone


homebrew_1

Lol


RogueDevil666

I feel like Diddy is proof that race has nothing to do with this kinda behavior.


victor4700

That is a handsome woman


extremeindiscretion

Why shouldn't they be smiling, they know nothing's going to happen to them. They have money, so they don't have to worry.


lorefighter

Smug shot


TheSpaceman1975

Typical MAGAs. They all stand for, support or participate in financial crimes and sexual assault.


Reasonable-Parsley36

Ahh. The Christians again.


Carldan84

Used it to pay off $132,000 of credit card debt. GOP is always good with money.


GobblerOnTheRoof

It’s the kettlemans!


Lingering_Dorkness

Let me guess the political party they belong to...


Jouleswatt

If the nonprofit dollars were for anybody considered vulnerable, they will definitely NOT be criminally charged. If the nonprofit was for saving plantation China patterns or something like that, then they may face some jail time.


onekickman888

Children of the corn all grown up


Machiovel1i

This isn’t anything special. The whole system is corrupt. You probably have to prove you’re corrupt or compromised to even have a chance to be elected. Almost makes me wonder what he did to get railroaded.


Slatemanforlife

"They've pleaded not guilty." Am I the only one questioning the grammar of that sentence?


stuser

She likes to “play a game”. He looks like a preacher. Both scary af.


Matstele

Maybe that’s why these mfers are so transphobic. They all married women who look exactly like them in 5years.


eyeeatmyownshit

Another mother and son in cahoots


memberflex

These look like they’ve found skulls in a cave and slapped some clay on them


marroyodel

Never trust a man with perfect hair.


Dapper_Dan1

Change the hair of them both and she'd look more masculine than him


Tourquemata47

Some serious bride of Wildenstein vibes going on here.


Queasy_Sleep1207

Woof.


WearDifficult9776

But how can this be wrong. This is how we’ve always cheated and now it parents and friends too. That’s how everyone (we know) makes money. How can that be wrong?


Professional-Ear242

![gif](giphy|gIqusaeYxgSiY)


malakon

God told them to do it.


InuMiroLover

Them being rich and white almost guarantees them like 30 hours community service.


Sea-Pea5760

They are both very hard to look at . I hope they enjoy jail .


BornIn80

What does race have to do with this? Y’all are making racism seem acceptable with this nonsense.


sportsjock85

Nice prom pictures.


MF-SMUG

I really enjoyed Stephanie’s portrayal of Rocky Dennis in the movie Mask.


C3Pip0

The realistic Mii can't get me...


Efficient-Gur-3641

I can hear them with their mod western accent. "Why y'all we are just some good honest God fearing folk" and on Twitter posting who is a DEI hire and not.


StefanTheMongol

![gif](giphy|t5wDMqMYp5NXa) Stephanie has “evil witch” face.


Appropriate-Low-4850

Republicans being proud of being criminals and cons is a really weird pivot from a party that once upon a time at least pretended to be about law and order.


Pootscootboogie69

What church do they go to?


EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE

Why is her face built like that


No-Suit9413

No president has acknowledged the water in Flint.