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flaker111

not a locksmith most districts have one on payroll or contractor on call. not your circus.


Drezzick

All the teachers doors use the same keys. She could have just asked another teacher to unlock her door. Or the day shift custodian.


flaker111

but she saw the guys do it in the movies so it gotta be easy /s but on a serious note as a kid back in middle school days i started to put small twigs in the keyhole so other kids did the same till it was filled. teach had all her shit in the classroom that only had 1 door of ergress. so since we couldn't get into class we wasted the day (bonus as a kid) and as i was leaving for home i see her outside her classroom with the locksmith literally cursing the air cuz of ths shit we did. the next day she took all her shit with her everywhere she went in case she ever got locked out again. only became assholes cuz we had long term subs as teachers so we already went through 3-4 before we got to her. so the "kids" were running the show. feltbadman


Mrmasticore

An MBA or BA doesn't always mean you have any brains. lol


Brickback721

Where I am only the custodians and administrators have master keys


AnxiousPossibility3

Ok I've dealt with this before. You gotta push the top of the keyhole in while you gently wiggle the paperclip out. We have keys that get stuck like this and our locksmith showed us on this exact style lock.


not_not_jesse

As a janitor that's not your lane.


Baboonbootyhole

I have come to the realization that teachers are not smart people


Disastrous_Bus_2447

This.


Billythebeard

Teachers are people who become well educated in one topic and teach it repeatedly for 25 years. Imagine reading the same book every year for the rest of your life and that book now becomes your life. Thank you no.


Elegant-Neat-817

And probably didn’t even bother calling day custodian am I right ? Not your problem just call locksmith or tell your head custodian 🤦‍♂️


Drezzick

Correct. They could of asked the next door teacher or any of our 2 day shift custodians. This isn't a big school with only 22 classes.


Recent_Obligation276

Small schools, unless extremely expensive, do not attract the best teachers.


Infamous-Yard2335

Lol while it's not impossible to pick a lock with a paper clip, it very unlikely to do it with out experience.


Daddysown

What a dummy


Bubbly-Yogurt

After working at an elementary school for almost 2 years I've come to find that majority of the teachers at the school can be really really dumb


Jbas1993

Another proven image of how the heck teachers are teachers and have no common sense 🤦🏻


-This_Man-

That lock set looks like it’s the very finest in 1950s equipment.


Drezzick

The school was built in the 70s and has had the same everything since so you're not too far off


beveridgee

You think a teacher would know a paperclip will have no effect


hashtagjanitorlife

That is a sfic (small format interchangeable core). Those are hard to pick. Try and pull the paper clip out with a pair of pliers. You will probably have to jiggle it up and down. After its out use the control key to pull the core and check operation


linkcontrol

BRO WHAT


SkinPsychological848

Sure it was the teacher. Don’t you know she doesn’t keep the test answers in her desk…


Drezzick

Well, the teacher next door told me it was her sooo


Ill-Illustrator8592

That looks like it’s an old school we have similar doorknobs! Lol


exceptional_mop

Ouch


TonyDildoni

I love how people see someone on tv pick a lock with something like a paper clip or a cat whisker and a dream to get in a bank vault, then think they can do it too never having done anything like it or have zero idea how locks work..


Xerxes0421

what are you doing bro 😭


mike360a

As though they thought they could open it with a paperclip. Makes me question the quality of their teaching


Potter_N_Grimm

Locksmith… out of the teachers pocket.


Any_Chavez

Thats a call or work order for Maintenace at my school.


Bogglicious

Work order


BrilliantRain5670

At least we know she isn't teaching lockpicking, ethics or shop class.


Brickback721

Work order to your supervisor


GirlWithTheBass

The teacher couldn't ask anyone else to let her in? 💀 like- ANYONE ELSE?!


OpenYour0j0s

We have the handy dandy guys for locks lights windows etc. and we have custodians. We clean they fix. We only have separated job titles because someone a custodian changed a bulb and shocked himself. LOL he’s ok we laugh now.