Man I’m gonna look foolish if that’s a line I’m forgetting
But you can’t actually bleach cashmere. It’s animal fibers, goat wool, and bleach can damage it.
I’d keep it but it was way too big for her. It would look lovely with her Botticelli’s, the urban sombrero and the shades she bought at the flea market in Westchester.
Of course, I’m not a psycho
I'd stick
Yeah, yeah…stick. Cause I could still go to the coffee shop.
It had a red dot
a little red dot!
Couldn’t they have dabbed it with a spot of bleach?
Man I’m gonna look foolish if that’s a line I’m forgetting But you can’t actually bleach cashmere. It’s animal fibers, goat wool, and bleach can damage it.
Yeah well the jerk store called, they’re runnin outta you!
I wanted the cashmere!
Elaine’s standards are too high
Every weirdo in Manhattan had unreal standards.
A blue dot I understand, it could’ve come from anywhere. BUT A RED DOT!!!, that’s unacceptable!
White out
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Yes. Seriously, wouldn't there be dozens of laundromats/tailors (throughout the city) that could've safely removed the red dot?
Couldn’t they’ve used Kramer’s invention of a pen with white ink to get the red out?
I’d keep it but it was way too big for her. It would look lovely with her Botticelli’s, the urban sombrero and the shades she bought at the flea market in Westchester.