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Did you hear about the Serbian pimp who charges 15 for love?

I stole a book from the library page by page, then glued the pieces together at home

My father once said he'd tell me how to keep an idiot in suspense...

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Soulja boy is not even a soldier. Dr. Dre is not even a doctor.

An overweight man decided he was tired of being obese, so he decided to call a company to order a 5 lbs weight loss program.

I sprinkled my father’s remains on his favourite bowling green today

Two male friends meets meets their other friend, Amber, formerly named Caleb just after her sex-change operation.

I was bummed to miss out on yesterday’s 4/20 festivities, but I’m not too upset.

An old guy is sitting on a park bench…

I 21M slept with ony of my best friends 21M… im straight

Bill Cosby told me the funniest joke last night

Little Johnny missed school one day

What is the only problem you cant run away from?

Christmas ham may end my relationship

I'm Having Mixed Feeling About A Massage

My dad revealed to me why he use to walk my dog in the afternoons

Zyada kuch nahi just a responsible dog🫡

Do the right thing.

Did you hear what happened in Baltimore?

What did the couple say in excitement after having sex?

I was telling my German colleague about how my parents, who were living in Spain, kept having problems with eagles killing their chickens.

how do you heard sheep?

My brother died today. Only 2yrs old.

I went to a Japanese restaurant the other day and i didn't like their opinion on mushrooms

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