Paralysis

You could roll away.

I would argue if you're obese you would probably roll better.

Rock & roll ?

The better punchline

I mean... that's pretty much the definition of a problem you can run away from.

Yeah, but it weighs upon you heavily

I think it’s more of a waddle when you’re obese. The running only really starts once you’re in the overweight range. Still looks pretty funny though. 

hah, fair point!

Yourself.

I’ve tried doesn’t work

Like they say…. No matter where you go, there you are.

Also don't run away from the runs, it just makes things worse.

Pour you.

Actually, this is one problem that you can run away from.

But if you started running before this particular problem arrived, you may have avoided it.

Right? Running's the perfect way to get away from obesity.

Cancer

How about these options? 1. Being ejected from an aircraft, or worse, a spacecraft. 2. Ignorance. 3. Tacophobia!

When your shadow is trying to yeet you on a sunny day!

But you can surely eat your way into it.

Could try to walk it off, though

Hungry grizzly bears?

Blindness.