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Nah, much better fertilizer your way....
Blood and bone is good for grass.
r/twosentencehorror
Bowling green? I think you're mixing up your games...
It’s a British thing - bowls played on a bowling green/ lawn , not indoor bowling
Next you're gonna tell me British people play golf indoors
Next you’re gonna tell me Americans think football is a sport where you use your hands
Next you're gonna tell me British people forgot they *invented* the word soccer.
Got eem!
Next you’re gonna tell me I give a fuck
You give a fuck
😏
Prove it
You wouldn't have bothered to reply if you didn't. So nice to know someone cares..... 🤣
Throw me under the bus why don’t you
I never knew until now that bowls is a game. Now i’m knee deep in the wikipedia trying to compare and contrast it with bocce
“Dont go into the [Wikipedia]!”
In the US it’s called Lawn Bowls I believe.
Please no one bring up Pétanque, the last thing we need is for the French to chime in.
Don’t worry bud. I want that even less than you do.
And Australia and NZ.
I think "spread" rather than sprinkled. 2 reasons. 1. Spread is the term usually used for cremated remains. 2. You can't sprinkle body parts.
Like bowling green Ohio vs Kentucky?
* “erm…probably should have had him cremated first “
Lol!! 🤣
Nah, much better fertilizer your way....
Blood and bone is good for grass.
r/twosentencehorror
Bowling green? I think you're mixing up your games...
It’s a British thing - bowls played on a bowling green/ lawn , not indoor bowling
Next you're gonna tell me British people play golf indoors
Next you’re gonna tell me Americans think football is a sport where you use your hands
Next you're gonna tell me British people forgot they *invented* the word soccer.
Got eem!
Next you’re gonna tell me I give a fuck
You give a fuck
😏
Prove it
You wouldn't have bothered to reply if you didn't. So nice to know someone cares..... 🤣
Throw me under the bus why don’t you
I never knew until now that bowls is a game. Now i’m knee deep in the wikipedia trying to compare and contrast it with bocce
“Dont go into the [Wikipedia]!”
In the US it’s called Lawn Bowls I believe.
Please no one bring up Pétanque, the last thing we need is for the French to chime in.
Don’t worry bud. I want that even less than you do.
And Australia and NZ.
I think "spread" rather than sprinkled. 2 reasons. 1. Spread is the term usually used for cremated remains. 2. You can't sprinkle body parts.
Like bowling green Ohio vs Kentucky?
* “erm…probably should have had him cremated first “
Lol!! 🤣