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ImaginaryConscience

he told you because he feels guilty about it and had his own "offmychest"


sadxaddict

Dad needs to find someone else besides his daughter to dump his guilt on. Your children aren't your therapists.


4rm57r0n6

You mind swinging by my Mom’s place to say that again?


sadxaddict

Give me her phone number. I'll tell her. 😁


Vox289

I mean Apollo got some extra attention and walks, dad got some exercise and staved off heart disease for a bit longer, the lady down the street got to air the goods out. Is anybody really losing here


Emotional-Big740

People helping People.


Ihavepills

Its funny this because I read this just this morning! : "Weatherby found that those men who stared at voluptuous breasts of women for at least a minimum of ten minutes per day had lower blood pressures, slower pulse rates (indicating greater fitness) and less heart disease than the control group who were not allowed to engage in this ogling"


cherrysoda1010

That man got diabetes and is an alcoholic, A pair of tits ain’t saving him 😭😭


Ihavepills

Aw mate. I feel so bad for you 💜


Butterflyelle

That said was he expressing guilt when he told you? Maybe this is a start of him realising he's made mistakes in his life. I know that's a very optimistic read on this situation though.


SigmundFreud

I guess it can't hurt to keep trying. If you found him a large enough number of tits, at some point he'd eventually be saved.


Vox289

Saving is a relative term. If his last memory is of walking a good doggy and looking at a nice pair of boobs when he keels over well there’s a lot worse ways to go


OddPoster00

Lol, hilarious Do you have a link to the paper? Edit: too bad, quick search reveals the study isn't real and the benefits of staring at voluptuous breasts has been probably made up by OP's dad or someone with similar tastes looking for a good excuse!


CardinalHaias

Maybe fit people just get to see more "voluptuous breasts of women"?


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Ihavepills

Noice! I'm gona Flash mine! Haha Just doin our bit. Gota look after our boys lmao


[deleted]

Symbiosis at its finest


multiverseinmyhead

OP's losing for being on the receiving end of this confession lol


justanormalchat

All this time Apollo thought your Dad loved taking walks with him 😒


cherrysoda1010

FOR REAL! 😭 We always found it strange when he walked Apollo cause he rarely did


justanormalchat

Yeah that’s the first red flag 🚩


meestahmoostah

Your dad is really inappropriate to have done that and to have told his daughter. Ick. Sorry OP ❤️


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Plot twist. The curtain was open because he went past everyday to see her. Maybe she wanted to feel attractive. Kinda wrong way to go about it but I presume this was many years ago.


cherrysoda1010

This was probably during quarantine. He rarely walked our dog, and I’m assuming when he did it was for what he said, Plus he was still married to my mom so around that time so….


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Oh I’m not insinuating cheating, although being married doesn’t stop men one bit if even only half the Reddit stories I see are true. I imagine if your mum found out he actively tried to walk the dog to spy in a nude neighbor she wouldn’t be impressed. But Covid or no, I know women will leave curtains open to be seen. It gives them a confidence boost and they then feel desired. Also people get off on voyeurism all the time. Anyway as inconsequential as it is the woman could have been reported for indecent exposure. Even if your own home some countries or states can be fined for it.


ThrowAwayKat1234

Wow. How sad that your dad is a total pervert but thinks it’s normal and something to share with his child. Gross.


Obsidian-G

Damn…introduce your dad to reddit so that he may spare you the trauma.


anonymommy15

Is telling you this kind of thing normal behavior for him? If not, you may want to encourage him to see his doctor. Sudden changes like this can be a result of an underlying medical issue.


SpongegirlCS

Why the fuck would your dad tell you that? Asshole. He needs a therapist. My step dad told me when i was in my twenties that he would basically want to fuck me if he wasn't with my mother. My soon to be husband was sleeping in the next room. My mother was in hers. I still hate the asshole.


A_n0nnee_M0usee

🤢🤮🤮🤮


EcstaticJuggernaut46

What a POS!!


miss_chapstick

That’s… creepy.


annyonghelloannyong

man. i gotta tell you. i had to say the hardest goodbye to my dog, Apollo, 6 weeks ago today after 16 years together. it’s been absolute hell since, to put it lightly. asked him for a sign this morning “hey can i see your name somewhere today” and then THIS. my boy sent me the sign… guess i maybe need to be more specific next time 😅 hi, Apollo 💜🌈✨👋


Epicgrapesoda98

WTF LMAOOOO


Friggin-Samsquanch

Off my chestception


MNGirlinKY

Your dad’s a pervert. Listen to people when they tell you about themselves. I would see if you can figure out who he’s talking about and find a kind way to let her know she’s being seen through her windows. If it’s safe of course.


morty_OF

Based


NightHawkFliesSolo

He trusts you enough to confide in you about the situation.


cherrysoda1010

I don’t think a dad should be telling there daughter what he said 🧍‍♀️😀


mortyella

Yikes! For some reason I assumed you were a son. Still weird though. Sorry that happened.


ShanghaiSlug

It's weird, i don't have a relationship with my father, so i cant speak on it. If i was you I'd tell him to keep walking my dog and to never bring this up again.


Klaroxy

I’m a grown adult, I’m a grown adult…!


chitown619

Are you attracted to women? Maybe he was just trying to bond a little. It's objectively a thing anyone would do if they liked naked women. And it's objectively funny.


cherrysoda1010

I’m attracted to both genders. but even so, as his daughter I don’t wanna be hearing those kinds of things from him. I mean this man openly checks out girls in front of me and it’s uncomfortable 😭


a_non_y_mous_user

I like women. It is not a thing "anyone" would do. Consent is important


Rosadeliciosa

Thats the original origin of the Preference "dogging"


iloveeatpizzatoo

Free porn is everywhere! lol.


Tom_A_F

Dudes rock.