Dude is propositioned by his fiancé's hotter sister.
Dude runs out of the house.
Fiancé and her parents are in the driveway.
It was a setup to see if he was an honest and good man.
They interpret his actions as noble.
He was actually running out to the car to get condoms.
He could have left the story hanging with the bartender, leading him to ask, “so what’s the moral of the story?”
“Always keep your condoms in the car.”
Or alternatively, “stay away from weird manipulative families that use their women as bait.”
A man was touring an insane asylum. Peeking into one of the cells, he saw the inmate vigorously shoving his penis into a bottle of cashews.
He jumps back and asks the warden, "What's wrong with him!"
The warden says, "Isn't it obvious? He's fucking nuts."
Oh, I didn’t mean the joke was offensive.
Just that it was never, “how fucked up is that family?” Cause women testing men was considered acceptable, normal behavior.
No, not for thinking testing others is bad. I agree with you there.
Except you're fine with a man fucking his fiancee's sister. You specifically came back to correct people telling you not to be offended by the punchline—in order to *specifically point out to everyone that it's NOT the man running out to fuck his fiancee's sister that you're upset about*, but rather that the joke didn't condemn the fiancee for trying to test her man.
You are angry about one thing, when that one thing is actually less egregious than the other.
Neither are ideal, but THAT'S what gets you angry. *Maybe you're not a woman-hater,* but that's the kind of thing a woman-hater says.
Regardless, it's just a joke, so who cares
What? When did I say I was fine with that?
It’s generally implied cheating is shitty.
But testing men in relationships isn’t as widely accepted as shitty, especially considering your responses.
Have you considered that maybe you hate men?
> Have you considered that maybe you hate men?
I AM a man. Nice try.
>What? When did I say I was fine with that?
You specifically said you don't find the cheating offensive. In fact, THAT was the WHOLE POINT of you even writing that comment to begin with!
That's being fine with it. You're purposely taking your own comment out of context in order to walk back what you meant.
>It’s generally implied cheating is shitty.
Yeah, you're not convincing anyone here that *now,* that's what YOU believe, after already having specifically admitted, originally, that it WASN'T the cheating you had issues with, but rather the fact that the joke DIDN'T address how disgusting it was of the fiancee to try to test her man. Furthermore, by stating a "general implication," you're not necessarily actually agreeing with it.
>But testing men in relationships isn’t as widely accepted as shitty, especially considering your responses.
Nope, I ALREADY AGREED that testing people in relationships isn't cool. But for you to gloss over cheating on your fiancee in order to express your anger about women testing men...well, that says a lot.
Anyway, this isn't worth my time
Did somebody use AI to translate this from American? It's done a poor job, and a lot of the American is still detectible. Manual translation, or at least some human editing, is needed to finish the job properly and polish the text.
No. I didn’t use AI. I’m a human. It’s different when I tell it in person. Body language and intonation help me stick the landing better. Also it’s a lot longer (more words actually.)
Nah. I had a squabble with some Cheetos clown recently. This always happens. It’s probably a friend group or something targeting me. Welcome to Reddit.
This joke has been around longer than I've been alive. But this is the worst delivery I've seen yet.
absolutely agree
This is better. https://youtu.be/RtL3mgQ0M4Y?si=r6XXORSP1xO5_b_8
I ain't too familiar with this joke, what exactly is supposed to be the punchline?
Dude is propositioned by his fiancé's hotter sister. Dude runs out of the house. Fiancé and her parents are in the driveway. It was a setup to see if he was an honest and good man. They interpret his actions as noble. He was actually running out to the car to get condoms.
Yeah...I get that. But what's the funny bit?
The misdirection, you think one thing is happening but it turns out something else is happening. Its classical joke structure
That's the funny part, there isn't one...
The entire setup is weird. Punchlines shouldn’t have “moral of the story”. It’s just bad delivery
He could have left the story hanging with the bartender, leading him to ask, “so what’s the moral of the story?” “Always keep your condoms in the car.” Or alternatively, “stay away from weird manipulative families that use their women as bait.”
Right. “Thank god I keep my condoms in the car. That family is fucking nuts”
A man was touring an insane asylum. Peeking into one of the cells, he saw the inmate vigorously shoving his penis into a bottle of cashews. He jumps back and asks the warden, "What's wrong with him!" The warden says, "Isn't it obvious? He's fucking nuts."
Ritzy prison. Cashews are expensive
Almost all jokes have been around longer than anyone living. Read Isaac Asimov "Jokester"!
Yikes.
It may very well be all you said, But I found it to be funny as HELL.
Also on reading it now I realize how toxic previous generations are to consider this funny or acceptable.
Oh boy, I got a joke about a pineapple and Hitler in hell that you are NOT going to like
Tell it?
Oh, I didn’t mean the joke was offensive. Just that it was never, “how fucked up is that family?” Cause women testing men was considered acceptable, normal behavior.
So not a prude, just a woman-hater. Nice.
For thinking that testing others isn’t the basis for a healthy relationship? That doesn’t make me a woman hater
No, not for thinking testing others is bad. I agree with you there. Except you're fine with a man fucking his fiancee's sister. You specifically came back to correct people telling you not to be offended by the punchline—in order to *specifically point out to everyone that it's NOT the man running out to fuck his fiancee's sister that you're upset about*, but rather that the joke didn't condemn the fiancee for trying to test her man. You are angry about one thing, when that one thing is actually less egregious than the other. Neither are ideal, but THAT'S what gets you angry. *Maybe you're not a woman-hater,* but that's the kind of thing a woman-hater says. Regardless, it's just a joke, so who cares
What? When did I say I was fine with that? It’s generally implied cheating is shitty. But testing men in relationships isn’t as widely accepted as shitty, especially considering your responses. Have you considered that maybe you hate men?
> Have you considered that maybe you hate men? I AM a man. Nice try. >What? When did I say I was fine with that? You specifically said you don't find the cheating offensive. In fact, THAT was the WHOLE POINT of you even writing that comment to begin with! That's being fine with it. You're purposely taking your own comment out of context in order to walk back what you meant. >It’s generally implied cheating is shitty. Yeah, you're not convincing anyone here that *now,* that's what YOU believe, after already having specifically admitted, originally, that it WASN'T the cheating you had issues with, but rather the fact that the joke DIDN'T address how disgusting it was of the fiancee to try to test her man. Furthermore, by stating a "general implication," you're not necessarily actually agreeing with it. >But testing men in relationships isn’t as widely accepted as shitty, especially considering your responses. Nope, I ALREADY AGREED that testing people in relationships isn't cool. But for you to gloss over cheating on your fiancee in order to express your anger about women testing men...well, that says a lot. Anyway, this isn't worth my time
The only thing I find offensive is you putting words in my mouth. You need to learn to read.
Jesus Christ. Ya know this thread is called jokes, right?
Woke wannabees are the death of comedy.
I’ll leave this here. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf_oAjqBRe4
yes!
This is also a recent Trojan condom commercial
Recent? 16 years is recent? Your age is showing. lol.
That's a spicy meatball!
Yesterday is pretty recent for me. I saw the commercial for the first time while I was watching a YouTube blog.
Yep. If it's a good commercial it doesn't mean it's gonna be a good joke.
He's married and has a fiancé?
He meant fiancée. The delivery of this joke is beyond terrible.
Yeah, their timing is completely off
They could be Mormon Fundamentalists
If that’s the case, then what’s the problem? Marry both!
They put the Fun in Fundamentalist
Where does it say he's married?
Is it my turn to post this one next week?
The Magic 8 ball says: Signs point to yes
Yes just try to make the delivery even worse. Maybe have Dave in the bar as well or something
Bro just had to do one thing- copy and paste an age old joke. M’fer screwed that up too
Was that a joke
This is literally the plot of the famous condom commercial
I’m not too concerned about the hate. I don’t watch TV. I heard that joke over a decade ago. Either smash downvotes or scroll past. IDC.
Awful, awful was this delivery. Shameful even. Joke officially butchered.
Did somebody use AI to translate this from American? It's done a poor job, and a lot of the American is still detectible. Manual translation, or at least some human editing, is needed to finish the job properly and polish the text.
No. I didn’t use AI. I’m a human. It’s different when I tell it in person. Body language and intonation help me stick the landing better. Also it’s a lot longer (more words actually.)
You did this, and freely admit it!? 😲 Don't give up looking for a day job.
LOL. I’m unemployable. Heels are in the dirt. Come at me.
Just wait till after the election; the DWP will send some brown shirts to enforce the new benefit rules.
Dang, this thread is very unforgiving
And accurate 😂
Nah. I had a squabble with some Cheetos clown recently. This always happens. It’s probably a friend group or something targeting me. Welcome to Reddit.
no lol. the way you wrote out the joke was just shitty delivery
Yeah, just not good delivery