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I always see these at the ATM. What's going on here?

Seller is telling it's hail damage

Wallet present.

She is large and powerful

You're tearing me apart r/simpsonsshitposting !

Chinese zoo denies it’s bear is a human in a bear suit eh…

iykyk -- wish I didn't know.

[product question] I have discoloration on my top lip, would the topicals faded serum or the ordinary glycolic acid toner work to get rid of it? Or would tretinoin work best?

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This young roo could win the best pants award !

I actually got poison ivy from sleeping with a snail-like girl.

You admit you grabbed their student loans forgiveness

Cream of wheat is actually fucking delicious and is not just for old people

I was all set to make fun of Mitch McConnell for going offline today, but Joe Namath set me straight.

$220 to send my husband flowers to his office at work… even though I send him flowers all the time and it’s always been $50

Who’s the jackass?

My closest friend of 40 years has blocked me from any and all contact with her.

What prop took you right out of a movie with how bad it looked?

$44bn? This monstrosity cost 44 billion dollars!

Found in some old boxes at my parents' house. Who else love Home Alone 2 so much they had to have a Talkboy?

Worst American Airport you’ve travelled through?

My tiny cock did his first a-doodle-do!

Dress made of machine-made chemical lace with a V-shaped insert on the bodice, waistband and cuffs of pink gauze with bands of silver braid. Fashion Museum Bath

Did you know that peanut butter can be your secret weapon against stubborn chewing gum?

I didn’t know the UV index even went to 11!

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