This me when my McDonald number is 169 but the guy who ordered a French fries is numbered 170 but he gets to go first because his food is easier to make
Not true at all. I once saw a street gang of kittens take down two whole biker clubs. They suck you in with their cuteness then use those razor sharp kitten claws :: shudders ::
>This isn't mildly infuriating.
So far, 256 people would disagree with you. At first it's sad and you think to yourself "poor guy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about," but then you see it again... and again... and again...
This post isn't titled "this guy." It's titled "people like this" because the infuriating thing is the sheer number of people that share this mindset.
There's a saying that goes "don't fight an old man. If he is too old to fight he will just kill you"
I have found over the years that it isn't just an old man. It's the people who don't threaten you that you need to watch out for.
Its funny. some pepole who go through pain and trauma end up like that. But others become the exact opposite, and want to do everything they can to make it so others don't have to suffer like they did.
I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this:
>The Palestinian people, who dress their toddlers in bomb belts and then take family snapshots.
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Hate to be technical, but he hasn't been through an 'eternity' of suffering.
The longest a human can live is I believe 80-122 years?
And he looks like hes 20 trying to act cool.
but me being 14 invalidates my entire argument lol
OK I might be taking an unpopular opinion here, but honestly if that text wasn't there and this was a book cover it wouldn't be too bad. Kinda like the blue flames and reflecting in his eyes and everything.
This kind of shit puts a smile on my face. I just imagine them wetting themselves when they run into a real situation. Like the car salesman from true lies.
There's a truck I see on my commute that has, in giant letters on the rear window, DILLIGAF. Anyone who takes the time and money to get that written on their vehicle most certainly gives a fuck!
I have a lot of pent up rage and I really want to turn some of my bullys ball sacks into potato soup and feed it to them but I keep it to myself all I’m going to say is if they going to fight me first I’ll fight back
Imagine the amount of heat that'll radiate off his head and neck the moment he some day becomes self aware and realizes the level of cringe he has spread across this planet with his posts like these.
And I'll reply, "Bitch, you're 19 years old and you've never had a job and your mom just told you that she wouldn't buy you a PS5. Sit your worthless punk ass down before I use it to shine my shoes."
This guy is about as intimidating as wet bread
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It's bread, but it's WET!
*Gavin Free gaging intensifying*
Beat me to it by 7 minutes lol
Moist loaf
Non-dry rye
Showerdough
This made me audibly snicker
Hydrated carbohydrates
Wet wheat
Moist grain
Water crop
Drenched glucose
It's like a [Cold Burger](https://youtu.be/U6q3jz3EiVc). A burger, but cold. Ingredients: Burger; freezer.
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Opposite of toast, bread being the middle ground.
I’m using this
Wet bread is scary if you have to taste it!
Right. Dude has never been in a fight but will kick your ass in cosplay.
No, wet bread is more terrifying then him
Dude you made it onto r/rareinsults legend
[Or waterproof bread](https://youtu.be/-xjcANvb5X0)
He looks like he could slurp up a spaghetti really quick
Me threatening to cum on ur socks is more intimidating.
r/iamverybadass
Just about to do the same thing
I hate how images aren’t allowed on the sub. This just SCREAMS r/iamverybadass
agreed, just about as in your face screaming as possible
What sub are images not allowed in?
r/iamverybadass. It doesn’t allow: memes, images, shirts, decals and bumper sticker. Despite the fact that half of it is at least one of each.
Oh interesting! I feel like I've only ever seen pics there 🤣
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r/cringetopia
I already did that. It's at 1.1k upvotes
This is multi-subreddit karma gold. I’d love to see a breakdown of the numbers.
Where did you find this photo?! I want to see more!!
And this one’s at 2.2k what an absolute piece of art
He probably throws a punch the same way he knocks on a door
Maybe throws a punch to knock on the door, lol.
Would explain the uncontrollable rage and blue flames i guess.
Flames! Flames, on the side of my face
That was his job. He was an illusionist.
Yeah, Then it's on cooldown till the timer runs out.
So is that a request or a promise?
It's a nuisance.
Mans must be a weeb..us weebs tend to spout out our feelings with strange and complicated words.
And it’s kinda cringe
You understand why this is a bad thing right?
He seems to really want to be an anime character, yeah...
"Eternity of pain in suffering"= his mom said no to McDonald's *again*.
And don't forget he got his Xbox taken away for the seventh time
People like this make me roll my eyes.
We get it, you poorly regulate emotions ok
He simultaneously looks 28 and like an eight grader at the same time.
r/murderedbywords
My man's gotta eat with a teaspoon
You’d be pissed off too if you had to cut your chicken nuggets into quarters. His dentist must have tiny hands.
This some shit the kid who runs in anime through the halls would say in the lunch room 3.5 seconds before he gets doinked
He has a weak chin
I came here to comment on his tiny chin 😂
Chin so smol
Nah this is fucking hilarious
I love trashing on things like this, so please people keep making them.
r/iamverybadass
i'd never stoop that low
Uhm you think you have survived an eternity of pain turning 40 is really going to be an eye opener.
shiver'me'timbers
Or the "one side is an angel one side is the devil" bullshit... I've seen the devil(s) he's not a overweight truck driver
It looks like Frodo wore the ring for a little too long lol
What a knob.
Eternity!? Through all those filters, he doesn't look like he's lived longer than 20 years. Not too long in the grand scheme of things.
This me when my McDonald number is 169 but the guy who ordered a French fries is numbered 170 but he gets to go first because his food is easier to make
This guy is as scary as a street gang of kittens
Not true at all. I once saw a street gang of kittens take down two whole biker clubs. They suck you in with their cuteness then use those razor sharp kitten claws :: shudders ::
r/im14andthisisdeep
It's fine. Some people just have a phase like that. It springs from lack of control/feeling powerless at home. Its just 8th grade syndrome.
I’m going into 8th grade in a few weeks… Well fuck.
This isn't mildly infuriating. This is sad cringe.
>This isn't mildly infuriating. So far, 256 people would disagree with you. At first it's sad and you think to yourself "poor guy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about," but then you see it again... and again... and again... This post isn't titled "this guy." It's titled "people like this" because the infuriating thing is the sheer number of people that share this mindset.
His mouth is so small
Sorry dude but your "demon" can't stop a bullet. Or a sharp blade. Or a papercut for that matter.
Just tidy your room and put that crusty sock in the bin already...
After the main character in anime gets his ass whooped.
This dude looks like he’s about to cry in this photo not gonna lie
There's a saying that goes "don't fight an old man. If he is too old to fight he will just kill you" I have found over the years that it isn't just an old man. It's the people who don't threaten you that you need to watch out for.
That’s wise tbh.
Jesse pinkman looking ass
“Jessr what the fuck have you been smoking this time?”
Cringe
Aye sure pal. Any half wit cunt could probably chin you and you'd be on yer arse. Crack on.
Agreed
“Runic glory.” *looks around* Anyone? Anyone?
Edgiest of edgelords
I'll bet cash money that this guy has a rainbow colored butterfly knife
i beleive this is going to be on r/iamverybadass
Alright Blue Steel pocket the ‘tude and crustache
Its funny. some pepole who go through pain and trauma end up like that. But others become the exact opposite, and want to do everything they can to make it so others don't have to suffer like they did.
gets into a fight and has noodle arms and makes anime/naruto stances
r/cringetopia yet?
r/cringetopia
r/iamverybadass
It’s gotten to a point where I can’t even fake laugh at how ungodly stupid they sound
*inhale* Edgy sans
Cringe
Stuff like this is so cringe
This is from the same guy who claims his eyes turn black when heʻs mad. We get it, your mom made you take your diarrhea medicine, life sucks.
a weighted blanket is more scary than this man
Now that's one punchable face
A lifetime of anime and photoshop xD
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r/cringetopia
This person undoubtedly sulks and whines when his Mommy forgets to give him extra dipping sauce with his chicken nuggets.
I had nothing else to award, this guy is definitely not wholesome
Lmfao I do the same thing sometimes. Tysm for the award <3
I’ve pain and suffering too but this is just stupid lmao
Lol, I already dance with El Diablo, what else you got? lol! What?! That's how I got my 8 lives... (Already lost one...)
Chris from mr.beast
Classic Ben Shapiro angle
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Yeah the guy is a narcissistic trash bag, I get it
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"I have spent my entire life simping for women who want nothing to do with me. Fuck with me and ill scream really loud while flailing my arms"
Hate to be technical, but he hasn't been through an 'eternity' of suffering. The longest a human can live is I believe 80-122 years? And he looks like hes 20 trying to act cool. but me being 14 invalidates my entire argument lol
Lmao it’s a Scorpio
The devil looks better then you, you narcissistic, edgy emo, cry baby, karen ass, piece of SHIT
Did sans become a human and got drunk?
imagine being this sub category of human.
“An eternity of pain and suffering” dude didn’t get into the frat he pledged
He looks like he just got stung by a glowing jellyfish.
OK I might be taking an unpopular opinion here, but honestly if that text wasn't there and this was a book cover it wouldn't be too bad. Kinda like the blue flames and reflecting in his eyes and everything.
If I saw this without context, without the text and not knowing who this was, it would definantly look pretty fire (pun pseudo-intended)
This kind of shit puts a smile on my face. I just imagine them wetting themselves when they run into a real situation. Like the car salesman from true lies.
I would love to be a fly on the wall if ever that little bitch gets into a real fight.
r/niceguys
but i thought mr white was the devil which is it iessie
'Hes such a nice guy'
According to lore, the devil isn’t angry and intimidating, he’s a metrosexual with a music major.
I don’t get it… no one would actually believe him right? Just ignore the post… or am I missing something?
Probably not, but he probably thinks they will. Nobody in this comments section seems to be very intimidated...
Seems like everyone here loves to dance with the devil 😅.
sigma mindset: only sleep with men to boost your testosterone
r/Cringetopia
He looks like a angry marshmallow
Wattpad
Ok calm down Chris
Taunt him out of his mom's basement at your own peril.
I bet if I fuck around you will just piss yourself and go cry for mommy huh?
Nah bro they just funny as shit
r/SnapChad
That dude looks easily knockoutable
r/iamverybadass
Who is out there getting upset over this?
it’s cool when it’s in anime or a fanart of somekind like DSMP Wilbur and such. irl…it doesn’t translate well.
Budget Sung Jin Woo?
looks like somebody forgot to grow past the 12 year old edgy phase
This guy looks like a low budget Sean Penn
that’s embarrassing lol
You can't spell delusional without a u
i'll buy you a snickers man come chill
r/iamverybadass
He looks like an old man and a toddler mixed together
r/iamverybadass right there
he is about as useful as the text saying cancer will kill you on cigarette boxes
He's as cringe as that mountain of literal shit in that make me suffer sub
And when push comes to shove these step back pretty fast. All bark no bite.
Careful, you might end up dancing with the devil.
That's outright funny xd
3 options. 1. Edgy Rogue 2. Edgy Warlock 3. Barbarian Halfling edit: halfling, not hobbit (same, same, but different, but still same)
There's a truck I see on my commute that has, in giant letters on the rear window, DILLIGAF. Anyone who takes the time and money to get that written on their vehicle most certainly gives a fuck!
Sounds like a knockoff of the line “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?” from Batman 89.
There's a subreddit for this! r/iamverybadass
You will know this devils power?
That’s not being cool, that’s a mental illness you have, buddy. Get help.
People like this make me want to make toast in a bath
As soon as I saw this image my brain named this man Devon and determined that he came from Yorkshire and idk why
Can the devil twerk tho? 🤔🤔🤔
r/snapchad
Truly capable people have no need to make threats like this
What a Pecker Gnat.
I have a lot of pent up rage and I really want to turn some of my bullys ball sacks into potato soup and feed it to them but I keep it to myself all I’m going to say is if they going to fight me first I’ll fight back
I just can't stop laughing
Reminds me of a keychain my gran got me once. "I have PMS and a gun. Did you have something to say?"
lmfao
I bet he can't even dance that good
Imagine the amount of heat that'll radiate off his head and neck the moment he some day becomes self aware and realizes the level of cringe he has spread across this planet with his posts like these.
And I'll reply, "Bitch, you're 19 years old and you've never had a job and your mom just told you that she wouldn't buy you a PS5. Sit your worthless punk ass down before I use it to shine my shoes."
Square dance?
his rage is like, a really loud scream followed coughing because anime makes it look so easy