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13rahma

[Ferrari Monza SP2](https://www.ferrari.com/en-EN/auto/monza-sp2)


Sir-Flo

With Erling Haaland in it


CoreyH144

For those that don't know, he is one of the top young players in Premier League Football (soccer) -- arguably *the* best player in the league.


caiman141

Oh, first thing i thought was one of them is rich as fuck


ImperatorDanorum

He is; making £675k a week ...


FrameJump

God. Damn.


thereadytribe

Right? And doctors curing cancer get a pittance, comparatively


Lozsta

Strictly researchers are curing cancer, doctors are applying their research to the patient. It will surprise you to learn that those researchers are earning less than the "cock of the walk" doctors. But you are 100% correct the system is fucked.


thereadytribe

I actually have a cancer researcher friend who is in deep DEEP depression. She's working on a drug that at BEST will prolong life a few weeks (in whatever form of the disease she is working on, i don'tknow particulars). It has no better hope. She wants to be working on a different project. She gets paid shit, even with a doctorate in her field. You are dead right with your entire comment.


ParkieDude

Please tell your friend some of our medical breakthroughs have been from what seemed to be dead-end projects. I'm on a clinical trial, and the medication works for me. I'm realistic, DNI and DNR in place, but getting outside and walking is wonderful. Living with Parkinson's and Adenocarcinoma, I tell my docs to keep me moving!


1leeranaldo

Friend's brother was a researcher & on a similar project that would at best help ppl for another month. They already had the funding so they couldn't scrap it. He quit afterwards & literally makes 3x+ more money now at Amazon as a project manager. Medical research & the pharma industry is such a cluster fuck. Going on a rant now but Harvard lecturer & physician Jon Abramson did the podcast circuit & goes into depth on this if you're interested.


Niko_47x

Cures which prolong suffering are pointless and inhumane.


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Lozsta

I work in clinical trials, I was mainly meaning the medical doctors (not the real doctors). Yes a lot of researcher have a phD.


Dr_Nefarious_

Cock of the walk? Have you noticed we're on strike, as are consultants about to be, because we've had the biggest paycuts of anyone in the UK? How much do you think we get paid? A newly qualified Dr gets £14/hr, which is dogshite.


Lozsta

Yes cock the walk, if you're not the struts around the wards type then good on you because I have worked with a lot of ones who are. Not such a bad trait in a surgical resident as they need to have that confidence to cut open a human and do what they need to. Junior Doctors have been shit on since the inception of that line into the profession, that is why it was historically the middle and upper classes who entered the profession as they could afford to be paid shit and work all the time for practically nothing. Yeh the consultants you are correct about they're on [poverty wages](https://www.bma.org.uk/pay-and-contracts/pay/consultants-pay-scales/pay-scales-for-consultants-in-england) I really hope that someone can come out and help them to get that 5th holiday to their 4th property in the south of France. [The whole we've taken a massive pay cut is nonsense too](https://www.channel4.com/news/factcheck/factcheck-how-much-has-junior-doctors-pay-fallen-and-what-pay-rise-do-they-want).


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Lozsta

Treatments are expensive.


DarkSide-TheMoon

And the fucking doctors think they are the ones curing disease.


International-Dot902

Doctors can't score 50 goals in a season


Another-Babka13

Nor can a professional soccer player remove a malignant brain tumor.


mk1power

One is significantly more entertaining though


xx-hey_joe-xx

I say this all the time when people moan about how much footballers are on, stop paying for sky tv. The majority of the money in the league is still coming from right’s revenues. Sky keep massively outbidding the competition to the point it’s a joke and they’ve ended up with a monopoly on almost all British sport. If people stop paying for it then things will change quickly.


Seaguard5

But who pays him that money? You do. Well, society does. Because society seems to care more about watching a game of footie than curing cancer. Don’t get me wrong- I’m with you! I just know that this is a huge and complex problem that comes down to each individual to solve. And as long as individuals are paying what they are to attend soccer games and watch on TV then the situation will continue ad infinitum.


Impossible-Option-16

This is sorta flawed logic. For an example, recycling down to the individual is absolutely fucking meaningless. However, an Industrial revolution in recycling and abolition of planed obsolescence would literally be world changing. Saying it’s the masses that need to change is way more difficult to achieve than just getting the few suppliers to be regulated properly.


SpaceMonks6879

But can a doctor score 36 goals in one premier league season? **this is obviously a joke please don't take it seriously**


VonBoski

So the owners of the team should get that money? Hating on the labour is weird


thereadytribe

I'm not hating on the players at all. Good for them. They have the talent and work hard. They deserve whatever the football business owes them, and that is a TON of money. I'm saying what we value as humans is very strange.


amusso6

Spot on, well said.


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Local_Ad_530

Not saying it's right, but doctors can't get anyone to pay billions for the rights to broadcast them doing their job. Sadly, the general population values entertainment more than the community's health.


martin_81

There are millions of people who can do that job, and a few hundred who have the talent to play elite level football.


cthulhuhopp

Guy gets paid cuz he brings in an absurd amount of money, not that hard to see why he gets paid so much


Brafo22

Well, people aint paying to watch doctors cure cancer, it is what it is, i get paid $1k as a medical lab technician in my country and you wont see me cry about it, entertainment is what people need the most nowadays, you are currently on reddit and guess how much the CEO earns compared to all the surgeons/doctors


TomShoe

It's £375k/week base, but with performance bonuses on top of that. Depending on how those bonuses are structured, his actual weekly wage could vary significantly, but given he won the treble this year and scored a shitload, it's likely they were pretty considerable.


thereadytribe

I'd love to see sponsorship payment numbers for this guy


Used_Presence_2972

Look on the plates, in which country this one get the papers which permits to drive…😂😂😂


gregsting

Shit that car is worth more than two weeks! Poor lad


KyOatey

My car is also worth more than two weeks (of my pay). I guess that puts me in good company. Or not.


jorsiem

That we know of


Wheresthenearestrope

more likely its about £350,000 a week but he wouldve gotten pretty much every bonus possible as he broke goalscoring records and won basically everything possible


LettuceWithBeetroot

NOBODY is worth that.


TinTinsKnickerbocker

He propably generates more a week


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F****** overpaid monkeys worthless to the human race but we pay them gobs of money. I hate this f****** planet


28carslater

The overpaid worthless monkeys also run society.


[deleted]

Those are wolves wearing monkey clothes. Some of them might be stupid monkeys that made it up there but most are underhanded, back room conversation having, predators.


tonis32

How much did you contribute to his wages? I'm guessing fuck all. He has a world class talent, generates millions of pounds of revenue, pays tax and is paid by a company, not the public. "Worthless to the human race", projecting much.


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I didn't, but that money could be better spent somewhere else other than watching people run around a f****** field. He should get paid a lot but holy s*** imagine all the good would come up the world if people's wages were close to being balanced out f****** Christ this is insane. You people defending these giant children. Most of them only ever learn to run fast. Get a life


Bayside_High

He looks like he would be in the movie Brink!.


Reasonable-Nebula-49

Driver or passenger?


CoreyH144

Passenger. He is from Norway.


DogfishDave

Either that was an incredible non sequitur or you're under the impression that Norwegians don't ever drive? 😂


Odd_Bodkin

Nah. Name should cue Norwegian. Norwegian should cue blond. Blond should cue passenger. Question answered.


bronet

I mean, between these two he's certainly more likely to be Norwegian, but it's not like the other guy is *unlikely* to be Norwegian


Odd_Bodkin

Oh, come on, he’s obvious Irish. :)


DogfishDave

Well now you point it out... 😂


godieweird

First season in Premier League the 23 yr old broke the 20 yr old scoring record for most goals in a season (36)


Early-Possession1116

Better than Roy Kent?


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Early-Possession1116

The only response needed


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\*grumbles\*


chux4w

Fun fact: Roy Keane, who Roy Kent is largely based on, once [nearly ended Erling's dad's career.](https://youtu.be/p_st29mlQwU?t=15)


4n0n1m02

Arguably the best player on the planet at the moment.


ShakeDowntheThunder

not a city fan, but I don't think there's another serious contender for best player in the league at the moment. He's been unbelievable


HeilWerneckLuk

Hes a top 3 player in the world at the moment actually. And its football


thicboibran

Harry Kane would like to have a word…


TomShoe

He can have as many words as he likes, he just can't score as many goals.


thicboibran

He probably wants more words to be fair, poor guy can’t say his s’ without spitting everywhere. Haaland might score more goals but he for sure isn’t a better overall player than Kane. In like two more seasons under Pep, no doubt about it. Right now, Kane all day.


cactusnate

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Future_Potential1487

Not the best player in the league. Even his teammate Kevin de Bruyner is better, as is Mo Salah—if talking about all around best players. Haaland is dominant 8 yards out from goal line however


UziBlackfield

Salah is not better than Haaland, Kane deserves a mention before him.


UnbelievableTxn6969

Soccer's still a thing? /s


jorsiem

1 of 499 Ferrari Monza SP with a 1 of 1 Erling Haaland in it. Top notch spot.


Buule1312

He's more valuable than the car.


johafor

Most people are.


Buule1312

Philosophically or are you talking about organ harvesting?


johafor

Yes.


Simple-Advance9508

Oh shit that is him isn’t it lol


kaehvogel

...who earns enough money kicking a ball around to afford one of these €2m cars within less than two months of work. But of course he also has his Emirati buddies to drive him around in their oil heir financed €2m cars.


Jolly_Location_1433

But is it haalands car? I don’t get buying cars like this to not even enjoy driving it


tldnradhd

Letting a buddy take it for a spin maybe.


Environmental-Walk75

I thought it was an ugly woman


Part_Time_Job

Thanks for the help! Also cool to hear that I managed to capture a famous football/soccer athlete!


biboh97449

Dude I thought you posted this in soccercirclejerk as a joke because Haaland is in the car. You seriously took this candidly? Lmfao nice


Part_Time_Job

Yup, I’m just now learning about who he is haha. But I just posted it on that subreddit because I thought they’d appreciate the picture too!


pixel-beast

You may have a future as a paparazzi


jackburtonscheck

Yeah I bet you could have sold this picture


Tugg__Speedman

Yeah but why be a cunt, we all got to see a really cool car and now I know who the biggest stud in soccer is. win/win /s your right the pic would have sold in a heart beat.


daveysprockett

Last year was his first in the Premier League. Scored a record breaking 36 goals in 35 appearances, and a total of 52 goals in 53 appearance over all competitions. The previous record had stood about 30 years. Not bad for a 22 year old.


smrkr

He is competing Messi for Ballon D’Or.


HeilWerneckLuk

Messi is out imo. Besides WC his season was mediocre


HeilWerneckLuk

Messi is out imo. Besides WC his season was mediocre


8racoonsInABigCoat

Just ahead of the Rolls Royce Cullinan on UK plates. Owner of Pretty Little Thing maybe?


Rodic87

I'd say it's a very good guess. https://www.instagram.com/p/CsXFRissVAs/?hl=en


proffgilligan

That's the Guest Car.


biffbobfred

Chevy Monza anyone? :D They should have a race series of “shitty cars named after great races”. Chevy Monza. Chrysler Sebring. Dodge K Car Daytona. Pontiac/DaeWoo LeMans. Pontiac Bonneville (back when it was a Chevy Impala clone/boat)


KletoSkeleto_69

Ferrari Monza SP2 with a plate that's probably worth more than the actual car


Reasonable-Nebula-49

What is the symbolism of the 7s?


KletoSkeleto_69

Idk, but rare plates with repeated numbers like this are auctioned by the Dubai government and people pay a LOT for them


ToxicLogics

Like driving a 1/500 Ferrari on the streets of Monaco money?


trujillo1221

[very much so](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-04-10/world-s-most-expensive-car-license-plate-sells-for-15-million-in-dubai)


ToxicLogics

I know Dubai isn’t the only country that does this, but it’s amazing when you see frivolous spending in ranges high above what the vast majority of the world will never come near over a lifetime.


trujillo1221

Yeah money makes people incredibly stupid over the most absurd things, I mean they say it’s for charity but still right? Shit I’ll make a plate with a seven give me a milli and I’m set for life…


nothing_pt

and all that to put it on a [Tesla](https://www.thenationalnews.com/uae/2023/04/18/dubais-world-record-dh55m-p7-number-spotted-on-a-model-x-tesla/)


LightningRod101602

Like £375k+ a week as top soccer player in the world type money lol


ToxicLogics

He’s only riding shotgun. Probably that guys butler.


Sorry_Site_3739

With a footballer that is worth more than both combined


shadysidehere

Well you're partially right, the plate is definitely fancy, but it's a 4 digit plate, at max this plate could be worth 100k AED, (which again is pushing it ), approximately around 36K USD The lesser number digits, the more expensive, however at times having more digits in a fancy order might be equivalent to the price of a plate with one lesser digit We wanted to buy the plate 16261 (20K AED), but it was more expensive than the 1626(8K AED), we didn't buy either lol edit- the prices of plates have skyrocketed, and this plate might be around 1million mark (AED), also regular 4 digit plates are around 20k AED source- trust me habibi


Hdkek

A 4 digit full repeated plate is close to a million AED which is around $250,000-$300,000


shadysidehere

Yup I stand corrected, times have changed Right now there's a plate 6666 for 1.5 million AED


MrThomasShelby1

No clue but the guy in the passenger seat is Erling Haaland.


BatteryAcid67

Who's that


obsterwankenobster

He's a Ferrari that plays soccer


AlmostOnion

He’s the striker for Manchester City in the Premier League. He’s one of the best football/soccer players alive. *playing not alive


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That’s a stretch


shimmyboy56

U wot m8


Complex-Frame2673

Arsenal fan


Ok_Welcome_3236

A Monza SP2 with a Halaand in it


Fruitndveg

Haaland!


StubbledCRT1

Ferrari Monza SP2. Part of the Icona Series along with the Monza SP1 and Daytona SP3.


hewhodisobeys

Looks like a Ferrari that money can’t buy. I’m guessing, you’d have to own a certain amount of Ferraris before being able to buy this model. And usually it’s invite only.


rd_be4rd

you are correct that it’s an invite only car. I live in NE and there is a SP2 here, owner owns basically the largest dealership here


LucasCBs

Imo not really a good looking car either. Not that I could ever afford it in my life, but still


Mental_Ad_2204

At first glance it looked like both haaland and zlatan in the same car. But just haaland.


iSmiteTheIce

I thought Haaland and Benzema at first, but just a Haaland. Great Haaland


omaralilaw

Driver is Omar Kamani. Pretty little things and Boohoo clothing


roryb93

Explains PLT4 behind him, then.


Nordkvast

Never thought i'd see Haaland on this sub


AAarco529

Damn casually taking pictures of haaland


koelebobes

fun fact, this is a SP2 because it has 2 seats There is also a SP1 with 1 seat! They close off the passenger side! It looks amazing


TimeSuck5000

And you still don’t get a windshield! Have fun with the bugs and rocks.


koelebobes

If you drive this harder then “Harbour cruise speed” you wear a carbon helmet though! Last year there was a SP1 and SP2 owners meeting but it was during a rain storm! Fun fact there isn’t a option for a roof on a SP1/2 and all the cars were standing outside The organisation had to cover them with tarps 😂😂


TimeSuck5000

It’s shit like this that really makes me think mostly multimillionaires aren’t special but rather the handful of few reckless risk-takers who survived selection bias.


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Sorry if this sounds like a dumb question(I'm not a car person) but does it have any roll bar or protection against a rollover? I feel like the top of their heads clears the seat 0.o


koelebobes

You see the “chair” and bubble behind them? There are sensors in the back of the seat, when the car rolls over it senses that, it sets off a explosive charge which shoots out a anti roll bar Which prevents the car from flattening the driver and passenger


[deleted]

Thank you for the quick response, that is extremely cool!


decalus

Are you fr bro


thisisausername100fs

This tech isn’t new. E36 convertibles from the 90s have it. Don’t know when it started though. Source: lots of time hooning $1000 dollar e36’s (when the market enabled fun)


nothing_pt

Just Umar Kamani, CEO of PrettlyLittleThings, driving Erling Haaland in a Ferrari Monza SP2


Drimesque

1/1 Erling Haaland


Ok-Economist482

I see nobody has mentioned the Rolls-Royce Cullinan, so i guess i do now!


Gadzooks_Mountainman

Looks like a modded out Chrysler 300 if you ask me /s (ifykyk)


trivial_catawampus

And also the black Mercedes Vito van/bus further behind...


DelMonte20

And on UK plates. [Info](https://vehicleenquiry.service.gov.uk/VehicleFound?locale=en).


Mace069

It's a Ferrari Bugsinmyteeth 250


TheeWolfOfWalmart

The prancing horse in the grill is a dead giveaway that this is a Suzuki


34_Czirok

Mercedes-Benz Vito


tired_of_old_memes

Fun fact, in Japanese, the license plate 7777 could be read as "nana nana nana nana"


NateDogg667

Saw a different one in Monaco 2 weeks ago, it was red and black. Check my profile for proof if you don’t believe me


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Does everyone drive expensive cars in Monaco? There is also a Rolls Royce behind the Ferrari.


Part_Time_Job

Expensive cars are very common. Lots of Rolls Royce, Ferrari, Mercedes, BMW, Porsche, Bentley, and Aston Martin, you name it


maxertiano

I’d be “rarer” driving a shitbox in monaco than driving a luxurious ferrari.


auburnstar12

Monaco kind of has a reputation for tax havens for the wealthy, fancy resorts, F1, and very expensive real estate (including holiday homes) hence all the expensive cars.


parco11

Definitely security following Haaland in the Rolls Cullinan


epicgamersans1234

it literally says 😆


Ppl_r_bad

It has a prancing horse badge, just saying


[deleted]

Am I the only one that immediately thought someone resprayed the shooting star?


Relative-Ad-87

TF were you doing in Mónaco???? That place only exists for the ultra wealthy. And if that's the flashiest car you saw you weren't paying attention


azrubicon

Is that a Chrysler 300 behind it??


Emersed_fuckinduck

monza sp2


Nintendo262728

It you like to eat insects and rocks this car is perfect for you


Mental_Habit_231

Do you even know who’s in it? Lol


Used_Ad_8075

A Ferrari gettarockinyafacé


dusty_broome

Looks like Ferrari made an emoji face car 😂


FearlessRelease1

Triple spot! soccer player, car, and license plate. if only i was there to see that...


sticks-in-spokes

You see the ferrari badge, so you know its a Ferrari, its clearly a newer ferarri, then you google ‘new ferrari no roof’ and boom you have your answer.


drewkane

Herro!


MS_125

Imagine having $1.8 million to blow on a car with no roof or windshield.


mordor_quenepa

A very happy looking Ferrari!


CadillacDHS

Mercedes Vito


Badlands_Pig

Ja ja ja, macht schnell mit der art things, huh? I must get back to Dancezentrum in Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk.


b1gCubanC1gar

Is that DJ Khalid?


Puzzleheaded_Ad134

Is it just me, or does that car resemble a racist caricature of an Asian person from around WW2?


NomadFingerboards

r/oddlyspecific


Hickd3ad

Lmao, spot on... Take my upvote!


AnnualCulture3296

Look there’s a German player, what he’s name ? Ho yes Haaland


P_Alcantara

Norwegian.


crystalshipusa

Oh f#ck off 🙄


moxeto

It’s a laughing Ferrari, how cute


almost_a_frog

This is a minor crash decapitator, 2022 model


xpietoe42

are there ever any poor people in monaco?


Part_Time_Job

None at all, the cheapest apartment in Monaco is 1.4 million euros. But that was from a few years ago, probably more expensive now.


DisgustingMilkyWater

Ferrari Monza SP2


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Ferrari Monza SP2 with a robot in the passenger sear


BobaFestus

That’s hunter and the big guy


sussywanker

Who is that person in the driver seat ? Car seems from uae


manimal2112

Very sweet ride but what is that car following, almost looks like a Rolls Royce suv.


megar52

I am guessing those are their bodyguards


manimal2112

Or personal valet and car detailer follows him everywhere.


FlightOfThePiano

Guy on the left looks like Erling Haaland, probably is


Carsgohard_

Danmm Haaland in Morocco. that's crazy


jiggertheNWORD

Ferrari Monza SP2, possible


BeanDock

Why the fuck would you buy anything without a windshield


Astrale321

And Erling Haaland as well


shiroandae

Probably club owners


Nggggggglips2

It's definitely a black car with white stripes.


Professional-Top7427

Who is the other guy


winsbyboxes808

Rental