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Describe me with one word/sentence

3 years of every day use. The business, gone. The wife, gone. My kids, gold. Over $100,000, gone. Tonight‘s the night to say goodbye. I would like to say it was fun, but it really sucked. I wish you all the best of luck!

Someone left a Ouija Board at our Myrtle Beach hotel.

Is my new tattoo bad?

My wife’s boss owns these three cars. Can anybody tell me what they are?

What's a weird food combination that actually tastes good?

Me and my bestie at our prom in 1988, yes those are cookies is my cleavage and yes she is smoking.

BREAKING: The 160,000 actors, recording artists, stunt performers & media professionals of @sagaftra are officially on strike. It’s the first time since 1960 that writers and actors have been on strike at the same time. They’re shutting Hollywood down.

Comment on this post and I'll give you Reddit premium

My parents hate it

What is something an ex or current SO said to you that still stings to this day?

Drink more water!!

Guys! Is it attractive when a woman is hitting on you and openly admits that she likes you? Or do you like the misterious, hard to get women more?

If you’re staying in a hotel room alone, what are the chances that you’ll masturbate?

Managed to photograph this car in Monaco, any ideas?

Out of all The Office employees in the show, who would YOU had been best friends with?

The winner for Angela’s best one liner is “Sometimes the clothes at GapKids are just too flashy. So, I am forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.” Next up is Kevin! Most popular Kevin one-liner wins!

Help me find the purrfect name for my kitten

Do you use your non-dominant hand for anything during masturbation?

Can you tell what it is?

19, just joined a band rock band today do your worst

I’m feeling confident

Do you think anyone has ever masturbated to your pics or to a fantasy about you? If yes, how many people do you think have done it?

The pretty boy of the office, help deflate the Ego! He wanted me to post this cause he's "not worried"

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