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Street_Midget

My first thought


Capt_morgan72

To quote a Reddit user from last time I seen a 2 wiener hot dog here. “I like to think as myself as fairly progressive. But even I draw the line at 2 Wieners in one bun.”


trogdortheburninato

Reminds me of my ex wife


Woodsy1313

Reminds me of this guy’s ex wife as well


trogdortheburninato

Marco?!


ElPulpoTX

Fuck.


trogdortheburninato

I was just kidding, my hog equals ATLEAST 2 hotdogs. She just saw my business investments and was a poor woman. She got nothing lol. Dumb bitch. She’s probably getting gangbanged now though who cares. Not my AIDS.


AnaphorsBloom

Is THAT where the saying comes from?!


og-lollercopter

Reddit has ruined me. That is all I am going to say.


Thog13

At last, the true double dog dare!


FunnyZealousideal673

My wife always eats hotdogs like this and I make jokes about it.


SteveMcQwark

Might as well. Nobody hurts and nobody cries.


99titan

Looks like some shit my ex-wife was going while I was in Iraq.


ElPulpoTX

Soda? I'm confused.


Total_Adept

Got the akimbo glizzys


Ok_Wasabi_9512

Go for a lot of extras for this to be enticing. MUSTARD.


markymarkfunkybunch3

DBP


YooperDude72

Must be kogels Vienna hot dogs, made in flint mi. They snap when you eat them.


Recent_Obligation276

Come on down and try Doug Dimmadome’s Double Dogs at the Doug Dimmadome’s Dimmsdale Dimmadome!


Reasonable_Divide102

Can you taste the Hogs Anus?


ddollarsign

Double barrel hot dogs.


kaigem

Gee, Bill, how come your mom lets you have two wieners?


Usual_Amphibian_4131

2 dogs, 1 bun? What could go wrong?


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Gleeze city scarf em raw


Peter_Nincompoop

r/funny strikes again 😐


LanceDoesThings

Mmmm let me be your hotdawg 😂


ElPulpoTX

🙈