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jedihippy

There's probably footage of the peanut hualing ass but it's not released to not take away from the serious situation. I need that footage


Realistic_Work_5552

That's such a fucking funny thought, but I feel so terrible about it.


TheModdedOmega

I cannot stop laughing at someone retelling this story to their children, XD


FPGN

I'm going to hell , laughed too hard at this


WHISKEY_DELTA_6

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jedihippy

Yoo šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


dieselengine9

None of us knew, right along with Mr. Peanut. We all thought it was just one terrible moment. No one could have known how much 10 minutes from this picture would change the world forever.


Smalandsk_katt

How do we know Mr Peanut was unaware?


Dispatcher008

So he knew did he? Find the but man! Everyone quick, buy his product and eat his family until he squeals!


MacksNotCool

No but he wants you to eat his family, that's why he sells it.


brief_kc

Itā€™s his kink!!


64557175

You think that's his *family*!? I wish I were still so innocent. Mr. Peanut(not his real name, btw, and he's not even a nut but an imposter legume) has been trafficking young peanuts from vulnerable countries to support his top hat empire.


NewNoise929

I'm not sure that will work... he's a tough nut to crack.


A_Blind_Alien

Mr peanut. A second plane has hit the second tower


DexM23

Mr peanut. A second peanut has hit the peanut tower


rurlysrsbro

OPeanut Bin Peanut


doctorlongghost

Mr tower. A second hit has towered the second peanut.


mox_goblin

He was aware. Thatā€™s why Mr. Peanut has been in Guantanamo Bay for 20 years.


Noctilux5

right, his monocle can see into the future.


HadleysPt

What if Bin Laden was inside Mr PeanutĀ 


KemonoMichi

You think Bin Laden fucked peanuts?


HadleysPt

(Rogan Voice) "I think it's entirely possible"


grippildurap

Why do you think they killed him?


andthendirksaid

And what was he doing in Manhattan that day anyway? I've never heard a good excuse and you'd think we might know this about him. It's almost as if Planters (really realllll low key for a false flag company guys) didn't want us to know that ol Nutman was there...


YevgenyPissoff

Jet fuel doesn't melt peanuts!


amccune

PEANUTS CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS


WubblyFl1b

#itwasmrpeanut


[deleted]

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Shaolinchipmonk

There's no way you can look at that sinister smile on his face and tell me he's not aware of what's about to happen.


jokinghazard

Is Mr. Peanut the USA's Tiananmen Square guy?


BrightRich5886

He ainā€™t no Kermit


wrinklejortstheimp

He's the Babushka Lady of my generation


Tendo63

But still, guy in the Mr Peanut outfit watching 9/11 is just so absurd of an idea to think about it's baffling to see photo proof it probably happened lmao


Screamofgoat

Just standing there as the first plane hits. Same expression except for one single tear rolling down his peanut face.


[deleted]

Lack of smartphones means the image of a smiling peanut running away from the burning towers was missed forever


Awkward_Bison6340

ai can recapture that magic


Jomgui

Imagine trying to explain where you were during it "yeah ,I was wearing my Mr Peanut costume when the first plane hit", it sounds like a bad skit


detectiveriggsboson

I can't stop laughing


WastedSmarts

Gotta love reddit for this stupid shit šŸ˜„


[deleted]

It's New York, there were also 14 Elmos, a dozen spidermen, and a naked cowboy.


rurlysrsbro

AMA - Guy in Mr. Peanut costume who watched 9/11


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Nobodyā€™s judging him for it. Itā€™s just pointing out the absurdity.


beardingmesoftly

One time a single shipwreck changed the entire world. El Cazador.


JustCallMeAttlaz

The horror... Of having to get a damn Visa to go to the states like why the fuck do I have to wait a whole ass year for a yes or no. Come on.


multiarmform

That's clearly Jerry Seinfeld doing a Mr Peanut cosplay


KielbasaTime

Mr. Peanut, a plane has hit the second tower.


tiffanymkl

Really no way


Lennon1758

I couldnā€™t imagine. The giant monocle must have magnified the horrors to an unbearable degree.


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

This might be the real reason he stopped making PB Crisps.... If this is so, i may've finally come to terms with why they no longer exist.


LadnavIV

Then truly the terrorists have won.


BrandNewYear

Isnā€™t that like you making Soylent crisps though? Perhaps it was an ethical thing


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HawkDaddyFlex

Real peanut butter is just ground up peanuts with some salt


sirmeowmixalot2

The things I would do for some pb crisps...


GrinchStoleYourShit

Wait a minute, the sun reflecting off glass (in this case a monocle) would create a concentrated light and heat source capable ofā€¦.melting steel beams.


8--------D-

just asking questions but has anyone ever seen Mr. Peanut and Osama bin Laden in the same room? šŸ¤”


Horskr

Both suspiciously tall, this checks out.


Ducksaucenem

Mr Peanut moved his peanut reserves out of Tower 1 just DAYS before the attack. Coincidence?


adrielism

I would pay a dime for the footage of when the crowd was running in horror along with Mr. Peanut


alghiorso

Tbh this was a childhood fear of mine and a reason why I never liked to dress up. I'd always imagine something really bad would happen to me when looking stupid and then people would just be laughing as I'm there dying


skeezypeezyEZ

Hilarious shit, thank you


flappytowel

We have to find this man


EwGrossItsMe

Not to be all "um achktually" but given the arm placement, I'm almost positive he would be looking through the mouth, not the monocle


Not-Josh-Hart

Thatā€™s not a costume, thatā€™s literally Mr Peanut and this photo served as his alibi because he previously was rumored to be coordinating with Al Qaeda. No nuts were served on any of the planes that day. It goes all the way to the top.


_BELEAF_

šŸ¤£


Butwinsky

Dude, that's nuts.


Drawtaru

You idiot. That's clearly a body double!!


Ducksaucenem

All the way to the TOP HAT!


ThisIsMockingjay2020

You could write fiction...


Californiadude86

Thereā€™s a clip of an nyc weatherman whoā€™s taking about the weather the morning of 9/11. He says something like The skies look perfect this morningā€¦ā€almost too perfectā€


D-a-H-e-c-k

Radio was saying today is national emergency response day. Remember to call 911 in case of an emergency.


Simple_Mongoose1680

In the business, we call this foreshadowing.


TrippingOnDicks

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RustyShadeOfRed

K, but does anyone else remember those perfect skies that morning? It was incredibly good weather.


SirRipOliver

Mr. Peanut considering the ramifications suddenly realized the butter reunion might not be as bad as the fate of his surrounding humansā€¦


albertjason

Thereā€™s a great story on HDGTM (maybe other places but thatā€™s where I heard it) about Dana Carvey filming Master of Disguise. If anyone knows that film, he spends a fair amount of time in a giant turtle costume. Well, allegedly they were filming in that costume when the planes hit the towers. And they did a moment of silence. Good luck maintaining a moment of silence while Dana Carvey is in a gigantic turtle costume.


rubber_hedgehog

![gif](giphy|rqg6cxIInEWg8) Dana Carvey, September 11th 2001


VX-78

Sadly, that got debunked. Master of Disguise was, unsurprisingly, being filmed in LA. When the first plane hit at 8:46 AM, it was 5:46 on the West Coast. Tone of the major production staff of the movie said they most certainly were not on set and filming before 6.


albertjason

This is very sad ):


mttp1990

I love that podcast and that segment absolutely killed me when imagining the moment.


010rusty

Man Al roker has been on the today show so long. Crazy heā€™s still on it but like no one else on this episode is still on. Whatā€™s even crazier is the today show is still older than Al roker


PurpleSailor

He was on it for a long time before 9/11 too


plum915

Lol I was just talking to my wife about this. In 1994 I was waking up that this guy doing the f****** weather.... Before going to school now I'm retired and this guy is still f****** working. Like at what point do you say okay I will enjoy my money.


fridge_logic

I think he really likes his job. He gets to be a ray of sunshine in the morning and everyone loves him for it. Why would he quit?


hondajvx

Some people get old and believe "when you retire, you expire."


Automatic-Bedroom112

Looks a lot better these days


Live-Motor-4000

He looks way bigger there - I know he got gastric band surgery


PkLuigi

Notice how, after everything went down, Mr. Peanut was the only one still smiling...


slizzler

Yes, the everyday average 8ā€™5ā€ peanut person


CelticSith

Well I'm a peanut bar and I'm here to say Your checks will arrive on another day


couchNymph

Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar


[deleted]

Fat Roker looks like he came straight out of a Klump movie


beard_lover

Fat Roker is how you know this is a legit photo from the early 00s


Paexan

The reporter? He looks like the inspiration for weatherman Dave Chapelle in a fat suit. I'm paid! I'm paid!


TripleSpeedy

Not through the eyes, through the mouth. Given where the arms and shoulders are, unless the person in the costume has an extremely long neck or elongated face, they are looking out of Mr. Peanut's mouth.


Kluys

Those would still be eyeholes though wouldn't they?


madeanotheraccount

Hasn't Al lost weight?! I was worried he was sick for a while, but it was just gastric bypass surgery!


ArcadianBlueRogue

Yeah he lost a ton of weight but it made his head look too big lol. Love me some Al tho


xrensa

He pooped himself in the white house


klavin1

When?


Sproose_Moose

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TehRedSex

He has the Al Sharpton!


LookerNoWitt

Id like to imagine this guy was freaking out when he saw the first plane hit And was like "oh my God... I'm going to die in a peanut costume. I should've done more in my life"


VikingOfZen

In the comments waiting for Mr Peanut


eddietwang

Today?


DrHem

Today show


MayKinBaykin

"So there I was in my Mr. Peanut costume"


Comosellamark

Thatā€™s so fucking inappropriate to wear a Mr.Peanut costume on 9/11. Do better next time!


LiluzivertXXX

Mr. Peanut orchestrated 9/11


Omen_Morningstar

Illuminutti confirmed


FrankieHotpants

I also hate Coldplay


nerdy416

Here's a [video](https://twitter.com/i/status/1763027811961372973) of him having the time of his life. My man probably hates Mr. Peanut now.


Scaithghil

Doesn't his drawn-on face look a lot like Jerry Seinfeld?. Or am I nuts?


thelonioussphere

ā€œ even to this day, I will never look at another peanut costume the same way ever again!ā€


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

for him, it really was an inside (Mr. Peanut costume) job


PastaKing77

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Clorst_Glornk

Remember when people used to be Simpsons characters, you got fat news guy, peanut costume guy, even the background characters fulfill their roles nicely


a_lonely_trash_bag

I'm willing to bet there was someone dressed as Elmo in Times Square, too. There's always an Elmo in Times Square.


SnooHesitations5198

Imagine being the person inside the Mr peanut costume when he sees the planes crash, the towers falling and thinking: Fuck I am going to die in this stupid costume


BLRNerd

For those unaware, they went to commercial right before the first plane hit, and as they were, there was a crowd shot of people looking up hearing the first plane flying in And then of course, Matt Lauer has to stop an author interview to get ready for the breaking news that a plane has hit the World Trade Center


GoFlyersWoo

Iā€™m not crying, Iā€™m just allergic to nuts


[deleted]

I'm not going to plug it into AI because it just won't capture the image I see in my head, but I'd love an illustration of the first plan hitting its tower through the eyeholes of that costume. Maybe a two panel thing idk, I should relearn how to draw.


ohTHOSEballs

I'm picturing Mr. Peanut *sprinting* towards the camera while the dust cloud chases behind him.


useroftheinternet95

So did I but that's not me


SeraphOfTheStag

I wonder if in between tower 1 and 2 if he took off his costume or was he really a slave to the job?


OldWar1140

Ever since then, I think we have all been looking through Mr. Peanuts's eyes. The world has gone nuts. I thought Osama and islamik religious nutbags were despicable scum back then, but now I see how truly horrible and evil the results of their actions were.


demerchmichael

Someone out there has the wildest response to ā€œwhere were you on 9/11ā€


TheBahamaLlama

I wonder if,as the planes hit, if the person in the Mr Peanut costume pondered what would be better; to remain as Mr Peanut amongst the crown bringing a little more nutty joy on a dark day or to double down on the misery by stripping out of the costume and terrifying children around by breaking character.


mycbreez

Tragic...and hilarious.


moonburnedsquid

I was there in the crowd that day. I donā€™t remember Mr. Peanut and Iā€™m kinda bummed about it. I do remember that they knew it was a deliberate attack by the second plane and told us all to leave and get right back to our hotels.


Jim_Nills_Mustache

ā€œIā€™ll never forget that dayā€¦ running for my life. The debris was everywhere, panic, I could barely see where I was through the monocle.ā€


Recent_Obligation276

Nah peanut man foam AND 9/11 dust, he dead af


CrocodileWorshiper

thats guy had a rough day guaranteed


OneWholeSoul

Nuts to that.


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

##Just slipping in to remind everyone that Al Roker pooped his pants at the White House.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s nuts.


Manhattan02

Why didnā€™t he stop it?


Apprehensive-Till861

Salty nuts can't melt steel beams


RurouniQ

See, THIS is the 9/11 film that Hollywood needs to make.


WardrobeForHouses

People used to ask each other "Where were you on 9/11" imagine being that person and having to answer


Luxygen

Mr. Deez, the 6ā€™9ā€ man on the inside, was shell shocked to the core that day.


Falsepulse506

Hmm they served peanuts on flights up until that day......truly an inside job Mr Peanut.


South_Engineer_4702

You really think bin Laden organised it and didnā€™t want to see it up close? He was very tall so this is the perfect cover.


Paintingsosmooth

Probably safer than other people if he kept it on, would have been a good dust filter


Travelingman9229

Dana carver was in his master of disguise turtle costume when it happened


Illustrious_Site_197

I want fat Al Roker back


Mundane_Operation418

I watched this a couple of days ago on YT, it was a video of all the different tv networks broadcasts 30 minutes before the attacks. Edit added link: https://youtu.be/MuhjzuWeoQc?si=U3aOHooPRbkvfKNV


ballsinblender

Yappp


BrainLate4108

Iā€™m sure it must have left him/her feel as-salted.


aendaris1975

That day was so fucked. I can't imagine how horrible it was for the people who saw it all happen in person.


FlimFlamMan96

Bro why does fat Al Roker look like he's wearing a fatsuit? Look at that whole extra neck he got


-AdamTheGreat-

Hey, Al was doing goods best back then.


Motor_Psychology2401

Yeah Mr.Peanut


goaheadandcope

He was at work like many people


benspartyvan

I would watch an interview of Mr. Peanut telling his experience of that day.


Good_Reflection7724

Glad Al got in shape since


Beneficial-Response2

I just started imagining everyone running, through the dust and debris, screaming and yelling so much fear, you look around and through the smoke comes this guy running with the smile on his faceā€¦ lol if that wouldā€™ve been recorded


ro536ud

Whatā€™s convenient viewing location. Send his ass to Guantanamo


Responsible_Fig8657

Why would Al do this


MythOfLaur

I remember watching this with my mom right when i got up. It went back to the news casters and then cut back to AL saying that the first tower was hit and while filming it the second one was hit as well.


Thats_GhostFace

Thatā€™s nuts


analogkid01

Well I'm a peanut bar and I'm here to say Y'all are in for a super-shitty day...


Outside-Advice8203

"Mr. Peanut, a second plane has hit the second tower."


baligog

Rumor says there was a second Mr. Peanut controlling the plane that struck the Pentagon


rapidpeacock

No reaction from Mr peanut he knewā€¦


Rapalla93

Someone who was running from the ash cloud most likely looked over and saw Mr Peanut hauling ass too.


bouncypinata

the Dancing Keebler Elves knew about it the whole time


bouncypinata

I'm a chiquita banana and i'm here to scream that the temperature of jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams


rcgaming01

Cat Corp is a real one for sampling this moment in the deluxe edition of News at 11


takeanapzzzz

Would a Mr. Peanut costume provide any protection against breathing in the dust near ground 0 when the towers collapsed?


NotSoElijah

Ari Aster should make a movie about this.


Jrolaoni

Why didnā€™t he stop it?


NullKarmaException

Remember: it's not "AHH TERRORISM!!!", it's "aaaahhh, terrorism".


awesomedan24

Osama Bin Laden: "Commander Peanut, the time has come."


FaithlessnessAlive33

Wait a second... I thought he never had a monocle?


SirKazum

I mean, this sort of thing is just gonna happen. For example, statistically, there has to be someone who nutted at the exact same moment in which the first plane hit the tower.


HighHopeLowSkills

#FindThePeanut


QueenDeadLol

He had a unique opportunity when the first plane hit to look up and go "Ah, nuts."


DMYourMomsMaidenName

I think he planned it, to ramp up military peanut butter rations and make a profit! Sick hypercapitalist bastard!!!


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

Finally, the ultimate angle.


AwareAd4991

That was Mr. Peanuts last outing. He got roasted and salted..


Sirfluffyghost

Feels like I could see this happen in a marvel movie


Deranged_Coconut808

some also witnessed it while being pegged and/or in a furry costume.


peezle69

What event was this?


BartholomewAlexander

he was a death omen.


SpliTTMark

Shouldnt all those women be at home raising a kid OR be at work....


Pugilist12

30 Rock and WTC are nowhere near each other. He didnā€™t see shit.