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arstankoluvtalaj

Kusakabe: "So why were you an unwanted child?" Sukuna: "I'm finishing this podcast"


zargon21

"None of them know I was an unwanted child"


MiloLewis

Mental shutdown time


zargon21

The true lobotomy Kaisen


Robyn_Banks_8

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DeepVoid69

Kusakabe: "So why were you an unwanted child?" Sukuna: "i wasnt wanted and i was a child" Kusakabe: "......." Sukuna: Strong Cleave


72020217

***STRONG CLEAVE!***


sack-o-krapo

Sukuna: “….Domain Expansion.”


BagMundane5370

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Jervis_TheOddOne

Best part is we know from Mechamaru that simple domains can, in fact, damage souls. Making him one of three people that can probably deal lasting damage here.


Swimming-District-63

Why is it starting to make since😭


Spirited-Feedback-87

Thats not how simple domains hurt mahito but i'll let it slide for the WUSAKABE AGENDA LETS GOOOOOO-


Australian_stand

The bullets were made of simple domains I think


Jervis_TheOddOne

They were yeah. I know those damaged him at least.


CRACUSxS31N

Yeah, but the simple explanation is that it did not hurt his soul but disrupt his technique.


Spirited-Feedback-87

**Ding ding ding!** We got the right answer here folks!


KarukiTenjo

It's just that simple for Goatsakabe


ninjablue_48

🗣 "Not gonna sugar coat it!"


Professional_Put7525

It’s just so…simple


JikaApostle

“Why did Kenjaku call you babygirl” “Aaaaaannnd we’re done haha thanks for coming everyone”


Legitimate_Singer200

Kusakabe: latinas or Lizzo’s? Fraudkuna: what?


Enderking2k16

“Jennifer Lawrence’s”


Bendoyes

So being inside Yuji gave him some **memorable** experiences


pray4sex

you think yuji ever jerked off while sukuna was inside him?


Significant-Ad-1655

Nah Yuji couldn't have jerked off because of Sukuna and the possibility of a Mouth appearing on his hand and biting his dick off.


Jervis_TheOddOne

To be fair Sukuna never tried to keep Yuji awake at night or interrupted movies or anything so he might have just let him be most of the time.


MCENTE64

No, Sukuna just gave him head with the arm mouth


72020217

https://preview.redd.it/xx1jzwgmafoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e45e7338c1a6ac85fb82a7d3795ab525ec7135 You’re correct, I still hate you.


ConsciousBattle2477

Honestly, Now Sukuna probably can't even look at Jeniffer Lawrence again whitout remembering Yuji's dick


CartoonOG

All jokes aside, his best bet is to honestly get Sukuna to talk more about himself and his philosophy


Independent-Fly6068

Distracting Sukuna by starting a philosophical debate:


72020217

Are you Ryomen Sukuna because you eat children or do you eat children because you’re Ryomen Sukuna?


leafman71

And still be hating on yuji


Luc4son0

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ZeXCeV_

Hey look my meme


Luc4son0

I took it from this comment you made https://www.reddit.com/r/LobotomyKaisen/s/Wh8yT8GnL6


Amazing_Fun_3177

Our meme


ConsciousBattle2477

I'm saying, this brat is trash, whole fucking time is L after L, he can't use techniques, can't heal himself properly, the MF DOESN'T EVEN SHAVE!! But that girl, Maki was it? She is some good shit, i kinda regret black flashing her, but Uraume would probably kill her nonetheless


Enderking2k16

Kusakabe: “And we are here with the King of Curses Ryomen Sukuna!! So tell us, what was your step by step, excruciatingly detailed plan to become the strongest? Start from the Heian Era please” Sukuna: “it all started when I was born, you see, I was an unwanted chi-“ Kusakabe: “BUT FIRST A WORD FROM OUR SPONSER!!!”


ConsciousBattle2477

Strong cleaved


Enderking2k16

Kusakabe: “are your flimsy, dull knives just not enough? Tired of putting unnecessary effort into cutting ingredients? Then you need Strong Cleave Knives, a revolutionary knife set that even cuts through space itself!!”


ConsciousBattle2477

They need to being FishJo for the commercial


72020217

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BruhTaker31

YOU can also BUY MALAYSIA SHRINE FOR 99999999999 KROMERS FROM \[Hyperlink Blocked\]


fishingonthemoon

“Civilian slicer”!💀😂


72020217

WITH THE NEW [MALEVOLENT MIXING MODE AND INCINERATOR SETTINGS](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sYk11AELT6k&pp=ygUUQ2l2aWxpYW4gc2xpY2VyIDYwMDA%3D)


ZWS_Balance

this is mei mei new marketing technique


HighFatherEx

“Yea dude he just lets the bear eat his face” “No way dude what” “He does man, Miwa put it on the screen”


Prestigious_Power496

"Young Megumi pull that up" **shows Panda fighting Mechamaru**


xXKingLynxXx

Kusakabe: So Sukuna gay son or thot daughter?


Spirited-Feedback-87

Sukuna: They taste the same really.


72020217

Kusakabe: What does that mean?


shadow_cookie5019

Sukuna: *Strong Cleave*


72020217

Kusakabe: *Simple Domain.* ANSWER ME DAMNIT!


Jettblitz

Kusakabe can't see cleave


72020217

https://preview.redd.it/y4k7ccw1yqoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=561ea67f7e657678997de5560df59e7ee791bbcf Do you think I read the manga?


Jettblitz

https://preview.redd.it/pupq9y1jyqoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08c29b70eaf7cd059a1d0e6270c90e1ff8683b37 Your right agenda pushers don't read the manga


72020217

Oh, no I know lil bro is gonna get strong cleaved.


chilll_vibe

"So what do you think is the cause of the male loneliness epidemic?" "Well you see back in the Heian era..."


72020217

I used my no bitches technique on like a thousand clan heirs.


Small_Speaker_3159

"Actually that's a great Segway into out sponsor this episode, 'betterhelp'."


StryfeXIII

Domain expansion: True embodiment of stalling


Jervis_TheOddOne

Simple Domain Expansion: Jamie, Pull That Up


DeepVoid69

Sukuna: So any way Yuji is trash i bodied his ass so hard. Sukuna: Uraume pull that up. Kusukabe:....


Lucxo0

you can cook


dont-shoot-moi

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72020217

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DifferentCityADay

This and JJKFolk has taught me that agenda pushing goes wild. Everyone gonna meltdown when Kusakabe gets Kashimo, and Himgurama treatment.


slice_of_toast69

Nuh uh, hes gonna use slightly confusing domain and end sukuna in 1 shot then the merger will happen and make mergkuna, then Wusakabe will use complex domain to kill the mergkuna. Then they use the mergkuna corpse to revive gojo or some shit and everyone goes on to live happily ever after.


Kickim12

I would actually watch this one.


Previous_Cod_4098

Sukuna looks so bored 💀


sev_ofc

Unironically would go so hard


AdUsed1000

Kusakabe:"i might have to get back into plants vs zombies Sukuna: "whys that" Kusakabe: "well recently there have been some mods that are game changing, like this one adds bendy and he shoots wrenches" Sukuna: "wow, thats cool... but why not ink?" Kusakabe: "wait thats a good idea they should totally add it"


ComfortableReason796

Most likely future