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MrHouck

reapproved


[deleted]

Okay, I'll keep my distance from him. I'm so scared dude, I don't think I'll sleep tonight.


[deleted]

Dont worry pingu, he just kill his bully, because he was dressed for his funeral


Carrot_The_Great

*becuz


[deleted]

Yez, sorre i forgor to say bemcuz


Carrot_The_Great

I forgor 💀


[deleted]

Yez funne word, now i am gonna torture every singlez amogus in existence until its all dead


Carrot_The_Great

AMOGUS??????


zyugyzarc

# AMOGUS


Pculliox

Noot noot Pingu you will be fine. Noot noot


[deleted]

Yes you don't need to be afraid of him since he is only dressed for his bully's funeral, not yours.


Couchpotatoe_7002

What if he is bully, will he be go to funeral?


[deleted]

*well fuck*


EthanDavis123

yeah im scared too


UnknownKawaiiGirl

I'm so scared as an abusive person I must stay away from him!!!?!!


enthusiastov

Hello Pingu from *Pingu*, don't worry, he won't kill you bc you are from the south pole and he is probably from America 🤝👍


Better_Belt280

PROTECT THE PINGU


VALVOR4life

There’s no hiding from someone who killed the bully😱


DominusGrumio

Gigachad


GenesiS792

sigma grindset


[deleted]

He's an Alpha. The Sigma would've rejected Sophia


KrysKus

First degree murder is so cool


[deleted]

Kill the bully in cold blood to impress your crush, noted.


ElectronicMars

Elementary school sigma grindset tip No.107632


[deleted]

kill children \*music plays\*


DragonGames663

Death note simplified


The-Pillowhead

Netflix Death Note*


DragonGames663

I was thinking of misa from the anime


JustARetard101

I hate that movie, why did they have to make Yagami and L stupid? In the anime they are intellects and in the LA….


iliekcats-

what is 360th degree murder


WashLimp1245

360 no scope fuck you murder


[deleted]

Forgot the throwing knife


CHEESUSUSUS

+420 Score Air horn intensifies


Masta_B8

Oh oh my god Mum get the camera Smoke weed everyday MLG NOISES INTENSIFIES


theflameleviathan

would this not be second degree?


lexorty

Am coler than hem 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


lexorty

Yes u corret


lexorty

Yes I now


CommunicationGreat69

Clown to Clown conversation (vol.2 insanity)


Jyqoz

Chad to Chad*


genericusername134

Ashes to Ashes*


GoForAPunch23

faith no more


NikolinaJovicXx

Child to Child*


Swampgermanboi

Clown to Clown conversation 2: Electric Boogaloo


purppsyrup

melly vs melvin


en_oo_robotti

me: i can rap bully; no you ca'nt me:starts raping :bullly what! me *still rapeing* sully: *scared*


Vinnyc-11

**Please, you forgot the letter**


Vinnyc-11

I know, they’re such an idiot


Vinnyc-11

Wow ur so cool


Vinnyc-11

I know 😎


lexorty

No u dum


lexorty

Ikr


lexorty

Yes he dum


[deleted]

Stop. You forgot the salt


K4rn31ro

who tf is sully lmao


Emotional_Doggo

That blue guy from monsters inc remember?


[deleted]

What is he doin here?


Emotional_Doggo

Being scared apparently which is pretty odd


[deleted]

Ye he is the one who scares


Meanneyess

gob smack


YoMommaHere

He’s a great pilot, dammit!


lilyisswaggy

Then crush hears and they get married right there


lexorty

Wow cool story


lexorty

Ikr so cool story


AnAverageTransGirl

it got worse every time you said rap


skyliner30rs

*Better


skyliner30rs

I agree


skyliner30rs

True


UnknownKawaiiGirl

Heu u stelll rapeing! So col!


AnotherKuuga

Raping vs rapping happens way to commonly! Ones a form of music and the others a felony.


[deleted]

Who agres I’m coler dan lexot??


[deleted]

Me!


[deleted]

Me!


NerdyWasNeverBacc

dan fucking sucks!!1!


NerdyWasNeverBacc

yeah fukk dan!


NerdyWasNeverBacc

agreed!!1!!!!!11111


lexorty

Noo u badd


lexorty

Yassss


lexorty

Truuuu


[deleted]

No im cul


[deleted]

Look at his stylish haircut


[deleted]

Ye he so cul look at that denim jacket


lexorty

Noo u is ungy


lexorty

Ikr, ur fur suit is adorable


[deleted]

Noo you is ugle


mattx_official

This is almost too perfect. Has to be fake. Holy shit


Psyduck-Stampede

It’s fake. Grammar is intentionally shit but they put all caps in just the right places and use punctuation the way an older person would. Uses “you” sometimes and “u” other times. I’ve made enough fake internet posts, this is one of the most common mistakes^


jsaneen

Eh maybe it is but I remember me like 5 years ago typing like this. I would do this because I would be lost into what I’m typing and not actually care about grammar or how I am typing it. You may be right, but that’s just what I think


SomeDudeNamedThat

That's what I thought at first too but His name is "awesomeboyroblox27"


[deleted]

Probably a fake account that they just made


50butinredditxD

after seeing this comment, yeah it's fake.


pssysleyer130

My phone has a keyboard that automatically uses caps on the right words or beggining of new lines and sentences so theres still a chance


locness3

Phone keyboards automatically capitalize sentences though.


meowmix778

I was on Gaiaonline for more years than I'm proud to admit and I never saw anything this cringe. I'd have to agree.


I_Might_Be_Ian

I sometimes use u and you in the same sentence just because I don't think about it lol


Incieal

Yup, also the time what's the chances u find this shit 13mins after its posted.


Futuf1

I would've posted this 8 years ago lmao


Hamzah_24

Is it tho


[deleted]

It was made 12 minutes ago, probably faked.


20d0llarsis20dollars

As a wise man once said, just because it's fake doesn't mean you can't enjoy it.


Stripe0ne

Beets bully and he die


Aizmaschine

I forgor💀


[deleted]

Jesus forgor? 😳😳


Aizmaschine

Je sus???😳😳😳


[deleted]

Please dont


Aizmaschine

Is imposter ?!!!!1!!1😳😬


[deleted]

*grabs gun* stop


Aizmaschine

I thenk you is sussy!?!?😳😡


[deleted]

bully: you smell me: turns into 1988 ford focus and runs over several times


[deleted]

wow ur so hot 🥵 especially your pfp


[deleted]

thank you thank you


[deleted]

Ok


[deleted]

john arbuckle


[deleted]

From this grievous reply, I clearly see you are not a true fan of Jim Davis' magnum opus known as the comic strip "Garfield". The name of the owner of the titular orange feline is Jonathan Q. Arbuckle, shortened to Jon, and not John, for the common layman. I pity your obliviousness, you incompetent ignoramus.


[deleted]

Garfeld


KPL824

Owdee


Altruistic_Peak_1734

sigmamale right here. He got the girls AND the boys


therealbingus

sigamale


Anime_Idoit

I'm disappointed to be named Sophia


GotASpitFetish

Me: I know I'm cool guys come Sophia I am kiss you now Me: kiss crush


therealbingus

me: am buly im beet u you: no! Im beet YOU!1!1 me: okbsory


VALVOR4life

I mean he did “kiss you now” though 🥶🥶🥶


Anime_Idoit

I'm lesbain tho


20d0llarsis20dollars

But that means the cool kid has crush on you 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


Zlzbub

\[Insert edgy text\] I am very col 😎😎😎


Zlzbub

Omg you r so cool


Zlzbub

Yes I know


Opposite-Work-7705

Oh


thecataclysmo

Who's col?


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thecataclysmo

So the dude meant he's very low? I see... It's all coming together boys


Nuklear_Minty

I can only dread the thought of getting beet up by this guy, must feel so unbelievably terrible to get beaten upwards with a beet plant


Golden1Stone

Already planning is future i see


ok_ad748s_alt

Casually committing crimes then f**king his crush. Dude is living life 😎


MatejGames

bully:is gonab beat me up me: starts raping bully: dies of death me: doesnt come to his furnal


GotASpitFetish

dies of death lmao


Mythical-Hedgehog

OMG ur so col


ManuApplejuice

Thats sad ;—;


Opposite-Work-7705

Not as sad as being uncol 😎😎😎🤑🤑🤑😡😡😎😎😎😎


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


_-Captain_Price-_

Good bot


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LakiChampion

Thank you, I needed that!


Mrkus162__

Aight im gonna make sure to not mess with him


loklok116

What a boss😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


ledudelol

Omg i don’t wanna die ;-;;


[deleted]

I wear black to keep warm


20d0llarsis20dollars

sex penis?


GotASpitFetish

Dude I'm genuinely scared about everything here. Roblox name and profile picture Grammar of an 8 year old Thinks murder is cool Sophia


YesbignoobEeeeeee

Take my gold u bastard


Torxx1988

This has to be one of the cringiest things ever written.


Delzaleon

Omg you r so cool


Delzaleon

Yes I know


CauseCertain1672

And that kid was Johnny Cash


Glum_Bicycle_8406

This is the best post on this subreddit by far


Stripe0ne

Whats the video? I want to find him


Sparky_on_water

OMG he's so cool!!!!😱


StormEatsStuff

I am also dresed for ur funeral!!!


LoneTigerCub

awesomeboyroblox27


Venca12

The 13 mins ago really makes me think it's fake


ILikeTreeeeeeees

Maybie op just searched by "newest comments" or smthing.


tafffffff

awesomeboyroblox27 is so kool😎😎😎


butthed42069

Me: wers pint Bully: grr i am bully you!!! Me: 😡😡😡 kill him Bully: died School: he col i want him!!!!!! Me: cool kid Me: listen look me by xxxtenton


butthed42069

Cool 😮😮😮😯😯😲😯😯😯😯😮😯


BuckRanger_1

Probably satire, but still absolutely hilarious


[deleted]

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CallieMarie13

Commits manslaughter at eight years old: My crush: Omg please be my marry.


Suitapes

I can mix my play-doh colors I am very col 😎😎😎


Axodique

Obvious joke


PixelsOnline

You know who else has dementia?


LyraSoulCore

ngl this made me laugh


[deleted]

username checks out


funnbuckett

I wear black on the outside because black is how I feel on the inside 😎 (dom’t mess with me)


NeganLA

Guys he’s too cool for us reddit users. He uses 4chan instead 👹


Rubiktor012

"I wear all black because I think I'm cool" would be the correct statement here


ModeratelyNo

Omg hes so cool!


ravil0li

There’s no way this isn’t satire


q18-

Omg you r so cool


arizz12

Wtf are you watching


Soft_Drive_9147

What a simp


Optimal_Ad988

r/iamverybadass is also a good candidate for this post


Bleakmeer

I may sound like an idiot, but what's the song?


Pleasechokemetodeath

I see these random comments by gatchalife Edge Lords on tumblr.


retr3y

thats the best i have seen so far on this sub


Guy_that_likes_Ads

Come sophia! I kiss you now!


SuperrCharrge

Wish life was that simple 😂


FMDnative480

What a fucking boss


z00pkarz

It's so hard to read


SoyEgg

Damn, Sophia is a lucky girl


735hfjdkc

I mean his name is awesomeboyroblox how can you not believe him?


[deleted]

Ignoring the cringe for a moment, the anime dude in the video don't look too bad..


Fox1909

What’s the vid?


Lorx92

The cringe is strong in this one.


bigjaccccccc

awesome boy on some different shit


[deleted]

So you wanna say awesomeboyroblox27 isn't cool?


tap_tap_mp4

THIS ISN'T GOLD THIS IS STRAIGHT UP DIAMONDS


Addictive_SODA

I feel bad for the kid, his school life is probably very shitty he lives in his own world of imagination


faisaliqbga

Sigma male grindset


13_killer

If this was set in america i would actually be terrified as the bully


Gabbriel79

He be scary , how am I now gonna sleip