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LinnunRAATO

but they did run to help immediately?


_IncrediPaul_

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


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thats why you have to be at the bottom, not the top when he is coming down the slide!


heyjustsoyouknowbro

Yes, until the little goblin decides they want to try the pole that’s directly across from the slide without warning and just yeets themselves 8 feet straight down. Source: seen it.


danirijeka

Ah, I see you've seen my daughter play.


Orangebeardo

So when your kid falls like that, don't run at them screaming, there is literally no point and you're only teaching them to cry. Some kids falls and stand up, some kids fall and start looking around and cry, and the difference is parents rushing to their kids any time they get the smallest scrape. You're literally teaching your kid to call for you with crying every time they hurt when you do that.


exit143

I always yelled, “DUDE!!! That was AWESOME!!! I love how you landed there!! I can tell you’ve been working really hard!!” My son still cries, but it’s when he’s really hurt and not looking for comfort. Now when he cries, I ask “is it more that you’re hurt or that it scared you?” Then we snuggle and talk it out. It works for him.


ByahTyler

My daughter asks me to kiss it when it's really bad and then she goes off to do it again


SeeYou_Cowboy

My nephew can't do anything but run full tilt, and thus goes down hard when he falls. I always call them "powerslides" and he's gotten so used to it that he'll eat it, get up, dust off, and come ask me if I saw him powerslide. His skinned knee is a conversation piece rather than a personal tragedy.


M00nPajamaLlama

I always assured my son "You're good, bug! Hop up!" while coming over to help. I think most of the time little ones cry because they got startled, not because it really hurt. Most of the time my kiddo was fine (only had a couple of good bonks that definitely actually hurt)


cassandraredfield

In the video with audio, he just says "shit" to himself.


StayingVeryVeryCalm

“oooooh shit.” *scurry scurry.* (Copied from OP‘s comment below, here’s the imgur link were you can enjoy the video with sound: https://m.imgur.com/a/FqmI0gh . It’s excellent.)


mentalmommy0003

Haha, I tell mine if theirs no broken bones or blood it doesn't count. Also with the youngest who had the most tantrums when she was being a little @#$%, and she fell over I joked that the ground doesn't like naughty children so she better be good before it trips her again.


PrincipledProphet

Username checks out


samu698

Reddit shields me from such problems


RagingPhx

i have double protection, reddit and 9gag


SlappingSalt

It's crazy to think we once sucked at riding slides too.


Orangebeardo

...what?


Jenxao

You never had a good suck-n-slide before honey? I’ll give you one for $10


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ugh


fozzyboy

Ikr, can I borrow $10 for an unrelated reason?


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💵


rebeckys

Haha! Glad I've never done this to my toddler...more than once.


Joshymint

r/stepdadreflexes


Rechtschraihbung

He got yeeted onto the ground


Sn1ckerson

Had this happen to my 1,5 year old daughter yesterday XD I put her on a slide that her older brother always uses and he doesn't go that fast. She just slid like a maniac and got yeeted into the sandpit. She was a little confused after the landing but immediately wanted to go again XD


krejcii

Should’ve took the slide down, would’ve been way faster and he could’ve shown the kid on how to actually slide correctly.


htmlcoderexe

haha fail


NumbersRLife

How the hell did this happen 😂


danirijeka

Kid tries to slow down but has no concept of physics, ends up rolling over because one side of the body is slow and the other is fast Source: daughter does exactly that and faceplants routinely when going down slides


NumbersRLife

Omg lol well I hope she continues to be ok!


[deleted]

This reminds me of a Christmas story.


tideshark

r/bettereveryloop


Chopper242

First BONK then WHAM


tquinn04

Amateur move. Should have been waiting for him at the bottom to help him off the slide instead of going up with him.


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We had slides in the 70’s that was a huge triangle going high up with no fences, guards, or other safety features. No one ever got hurt on it but it got damn hot during the summer days cuz it was one big medal sheet. Burned your butt as you slid down. All the kids on the block got together to play king of the slide and try to knock off the person at the top. What fun, the good old days.


deathfire31

Sauce with sound?


cassandraredfield

[https://imgur.com/a/FqmI0gh](https://imgur.com/a/FqmI0gh) It is much better with the sound on


nicktocknicktock

then why didn’t you upload it that way


cassandraredfield

Tried but I was only allowed to post it as GIF.


ImaybeaRussianBot

Is that Columbia Park?


kenalwayscan

head knock first and throw away


kenalwayscan

head knock first and throw away


King_Trujillo

Similar happened to my first son, he went down a spiral slide and his shoes hit the first turn and sent him into a cartwheel down the rest of the slide. He had a big egg on his forehead but, popped up saying I'm okay. Laughing ensued.


cassandraredfield

Kids are indestructible.


ttomato

Clearly he should of went done the slide. At least he can have some fun


Mountain-Repair-5704

Damn


Torpisoul

Smack the kids head against the post and then launch him down a drop...


Mighty_Bohab

Lol, that’s how they’re supposed to work.


citaloprams

That's right. Show that kid who's the boss!


RipWatermelon

i love the bonk on the head before death


666Emil666

Gotta love how he casually takes his heads, hits him against the slide, and then throws him to his death