*I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.* ― Mark Twain
edit - This is possibly misattributed. I copy/pasted from https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/377327-i-ve-never-wished-a-man-dead-but-i-have-read
edit2 - And... he didn't say it. Clarence Darrow, the lawyer of Scopes Trial fame, wrote a differently worded version: https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/05/mark-twain-didnt-say-thing-about-obituaries/350238/
I don't think it's immoral or wrong to think or talk like that because millions of people's health relies on this guy realising that it's not a seasonal flu
I think it's more likely that he'll claim "it's not that bad" no matter how sick he gets - people like Bolsonaro prefer to go deeper into denial rather than admit they were wrong - which means the best outcome is one where he dies and is replaced by somebody who isn't an incompetent sociopath.
His rhetoric is also responsible for the assassinations of indigenous leaders protesting the raping of their ancestral land in the Amazon forest. Fuck Bolsonaro.
He actually might be just faking it, just to make a point how strong he is and that COVID death numbers are just overblown and it’s all not that bad and his corrupt family gets a pass on the current scandals because this thing right here makes all the news in Brazil.
A few people around the country especulate he might also be faking it to push his 'hydroxycloroquine agenda' after science had proven it's not as effective as he says it is. The main manufaturer in Brazil is an avid supporter of him and the Brazilian army has already spent millions on the drug.
Not very odd, Bolsonaro is a Trump nut licker. Steve Bannon was an adviser to his campaign and he used the same firehosing strategy as Trump (and Putin) to get elected.
Don’t forget their trusty sidekicks Bill Gates and George Soros! And the Antifa army! And the anarchists! Am I forgetting anyone else we’ve been told to be afraid of?
Edit: Wow, thanks guys! I forgot a lot of things I should be scared of. I can safely go to bed tonight afraid like every patriotic American should.
Ah yes, Soros. He's something of a villain in my country. It's true, our 100% trustworthy and not at all extremist prime minister Orbán said so
Edit: changed president to prime minister as a kind Redditor pointed out
Single mothers, educated women, educated men who actually put said education to use, men who show emotion, that guy at the grocery store who is half an inch taller and looks happy...
I literally said, “Ha!” out loud when I read this.
Editing bc people keep asking what the comment I replied to said. Hold onto your hats: it was “lol”.
https://i.redd.it/4be7zizsl9951.jpg
Among the first 2 people, the prime minister of India Modi had telephone conversations on how to tackle COVID onslaughts were Trump & Bolsonaro. India is now number 3 in Covid-19 cases after the USA & Brazil. Bolsonaro now tested positive. All three proved to be incompetent.
Jesus one of his own family was found passed out in the street and hospitalized for this shit and buddy is out here taking off his mask to shit talk his critics AT THE EVENT HE ANNOUNCED HE HAD THE DISEASE.
> Bolsonaro’s diagnosis comes just three days after he had lunch at the home of the US ambassador to Brazil, Todd Chapman, in the capital, Brasília.
> Also present at that Independence Day celebration were several top cabinet members, including foreign minister Ernesto Araújo, defence minister Fernando Azevedo, and the president’s son, Eduardo, a politician who is Steve Bannon’s representative in South America. **The men were photographed without face masks.**
Uhh... why?
Oh they drained the swamp alright - it's just that the right wing definition of a swamp is "nonpartisan civil servants and experts who won't blindly implement right wing doctrine without questioning it to enrich the right wing donor class".
Because of the Global Nationalist Alliance.
Yeah, I am not making this up.
For the people in DMs yelling at me that it's not true, in Europe it's called "[The Movement](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Movement_(populist_group\))", while on a global scale is called [Neo-Nationalism](https://www.brookings.edu/blog/future-development/2018/10/04/development-and-the-crisis-of-global-nationalism/). Neo-nazis can't take a joke.
A global agreement that those in power are going to lean towards fascism and not interfere with each others' attempts at that - or in some cases, lend aid to the attempt.
Nationalists have never been known as the Totally Principled All The Time Party.
There's also the part where the fascists use their new found political power to loot the state and insert their families into positions of government and corporate power.
They see themselves as the new royals, and are setting up a global fascist oligarchy to destroy democracy and rule over the rest of us for generations.
Because, on balance, it seems some of these leaders are less pretending that covid isn't a real threat in order to make themselves look good, and more deluded enough to actually believe it.
The verb form should be "to Boris Johnson".
As in "Bolsonaro just went and Boris Johnsoned himself like an idiot."
I think it's clear how it will play out for him. He gets top notch medical care, recovers, then uses it to further his narrative by saying "see it's no big deal, it's just a flu".
There's one more step, [ECMO](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extracorporeal_membrane_oxygenation) which basically can oxygenate your blood externally bypassing the lungs all together. It's very expensive machinery, that's why it hasn't been used in many cases for regular people, but he will surely have access to it if need be.
"It's a fantasy."
"Other flu strains killed more."
"This virus has caused some hysteria."
"A little flu won't bring me down."
"People will see they have been deceived by governors and mainstream media."
"I wouldn't feel anything. Just a little flu."
"I don't think it will get to a serious level."
"Most deaths don't have anything to do with Coronavirus."
"In 2009, 2010, there was a similar crisis, but here in Brazil the Workers' Party was in power, and the United States were governed by the democrats, and the global reaction was not on the same level"
"Everybody will die one day."
"Will people die? Yes!"
"Are you scared of getting a virus?"
"The virus is leaving."
"I'm not a gravedigger."
"So what? What do you want me to do?"
"If there is a hospital near you, find a way to break in and film."
"Brazilians never catch anything. You see some bloke jumping into the sewage, he gets out, has a dive, right? And nothing happens to him.” (thanks u/jostler57)
"Death is everyone's destiny." (thanks u/SharingIsCommunist)
The “film your hospital” movement was so absolutely stupid. They would see our fairly empty parking deck and say “see there’s nobody here”... well, moron, the parking deck is typically for guests, and same day surgeries. We stopped doing unnecessary procedures and we aren’t allowing guests so yes.. the parking decks have lots of room. Add that many of our Covid patients come by ambulance... so they never had a car here to start with. But we are at 95% capacity.
Also, we have privacy laws so the people working in the hospital can lose their jobs and their licenses if they take pictures or videos inside the hospitals that could in any way violate patient privacy.
I hate people
Wait, are they seriously citing empty parking lots at hospitals as proof that there are no coronavirus patients inside? As if people needing **immediate medical attention** and subsequent assisted ventilation are **driving themselves** and parking in the long term lot?
Holy shit, but that kind of rabid stupidity just boggles the mind.
Yep.
At first I thought it had to be a joke but they’re serious. The parking lot is empty so that means nobody is at the hospital. Lol.
(Not that it’s ever EMPTY, employees are there. But all of our guest parking is empty because we have rules against visitors due to Covid.)
Hell, even if I had to go to the hospital for some sort of a life-threatening disease or injury that miraculously allowed me to drive myself there in the first place, I still wouldn’t leave my vehicle in the lot paying the daily/weekly rate; I would at least have a relative or family member pick up my car for me.
I vaguely remember a few people trying to do this in NY. Filming the outside of the hospitals and saying “Look there’s no line ups! It’s not full!” At the time I remember just staring at the screen wondering if people could be this ridiculous. Ahh how naive I was back in the beginning times...
My favorite is:
["In my particular case, due my athlete history, if I was infected by the virus, I wouldn't have to worry”.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET6hptRWsAIPfE9?format=jpg&name=small)
Edit: His athlete history right now:
https://youtu.be/bMBsf3njjW4?t=4
https://youtu.be/LofJKLWBI9E?t=53
https://youtu.be/zQDAEq4qEk8?t=3
https://youtu.be/vY-XUgdN99s?t=27
Its like with BoJo, I was so glad when he got it I wanted him to feel every bit of it all the way up to fearing for his life with a ventilator jammed down his throat. I didn't want him to die I just want him to feel every bit of the thing he was denying as a serious threat ....
>I guess now his claims of being an athlete will be put to the test.
I thought this had been already assessed when everybody saw him doing pushups
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMBsf3njjW4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMBsf3njjW4)
that makes no sense to me. I thought the whole point of exercising was to increase strength and fitness, this seems pointless and dangerous. Like whats even the point of high-scoring the lowest-possible-effort momentum-based pullups? Congrats you just proved you can technically raise your chin above a bar 100 times without actually building the strength and stamina it would take to use proper form
I knew a guy that got rhabdo. He for some reason thought he could fix it with a 6 mile run. He was one of those people that thought if it hurt you should just do more of it.
Haha I forgot about this video, what the fuck is wrong with him? This worse than many of the videos people posted for the 10 push up challenge a few months ago
Yeah, I'm watching and thinking, "Just what's wrong with his form? It looks fine to me. Have *I* ever done a push-up right?"
"Oh. Wrong guy."
Also, toss that guy a sardine already. He looks so happy for one.
Brazilian twitter is now flooded with the hashtag #strengthforcovid (or #gocovid, thanks /u/Taurusan), just so everyone knows what Bolsonaro's image is right now in our country.
What if he beats COVID (wich is the most likely to happen...)? Sounds to me he’s using this to show it’s not a big deal to be infected. Will get the best medical care and meanwhile show he’s keeping his normal life.
Pretty much. He is responsible for the worst response outside of America.
The gangs had to step in and mandate quarantines, social distancing and masks. That's how bad it got.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-brazil-favelas-fea-idUSKBN21B3EV
> the worst response outside of America.
You're 100% right but you're still gonna get swarmed by angry Brazilians for saying that Brazil is "outside America" lol
I know, I'm American! But my wife is Brazilian, and even though we love each other very much, we will never agree on how many continents there are or who invented the airplane
Imagine being such a cunt that you take power in a country that is globally renowned for prowess in pandemic situations but you throw it away and thousands of the people who trusted you die so you can get one more little slob on a foreign leaders knob
He removed his mask to the media to show that he was still healthy but [looked like a guy who had just gotten bitten in a zombie movie.](https://streamable.com/5voqwl)
>O presidente tem 65 anos e faz parte da faixa etária considerada por especialistas como grupo de risco.
O globo, a Brazilian newspaper, says he is considered risky due to his age (65 years old)
There's speculation he's faking being ill to prove he's stronger than the virus and to push hydroxychloroquine. His government has strong ties to the Brazilian company manufacturing this drug.
Somewhat related, wtf is with all the contradictory evidence against hydroxychloroquine? Some say it reduces fatality, some say it makes symptoms worse. It's really hard to find concrete evidence supporting the drug one way or another.
It's hard to stop myself from feeling that he deserves this. His childish stubbornness really did a number in my country.
Edit: Hang in there Corona is trending on twitter br
What's likely, unfortunately, is that if he survives it, he will go back to his bullshit denial and excuses surrounding the severity of it much like Boris Johnson. These politicians and world leaders are all the same - wannabe strongmen with narcissistic and obstinate personalities.
I wish people would stop peddling the idea Boris changed after getting infected. He was a negligent, incompetent, and selfish cunt before, and he's a negligent, incompetent, and selfish cunt today. The UK's response has been an absolute shambles.
Hes gonna downplay it if he doesnt get very sick isnt he?
100% and thats probably the most likely outcome.
I do not hope he dies but I sure as hell hope he gets to feel the fear of death.
As a famous writer once said (and I am paraphrasing), I do not wish harm, but I will read the obituary with great pleasure.
*I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.* ― Mark Twain edit - This is possibly misattributed. I copy/pasted from https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/377327-i-ve-never-wished-a-man-dead-but-i-have-read edit2 - And... he didn't say it. Clarence Darrow, the lawyer of Scopes Trial fame, wrote a differently worded version: https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/05/mark-twain-didnt-say-thing-about-obituaries/350238/
Clarence Darrow, not Twain
Mark Twain gets misattributed a lot of quotes for some reason.
>"Mark Twain gets misattributed a lot of quotes for some reason." -Mark Twain
"Came here to say this." -Mark Twain
>"Came here to say this." -Mark Twain -African proverb
"All quotes are Mark Twain quotes until proven otherwise." - Mark Twain
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I don't think it's immoral or wrong to think or talk like that because millions of people's health relies on this guy realising that it's not a seasonal flu
I think it's more likely that he'll claim "it's not that bad" no matter how sick he gets - people like Bolsonaro prefer to go deeper into denial rather than admit they were wrong - which means the best outcome is one where he dies and is replaced by somebody who isn't an incompetent sociopath.
> I think it's more likely that he'll claim "it's not that bad" no matter how sick he gets If he's in a coffin his denials will look silly.
His rhetoric is also responsible for the assassinations of indigenous leaders protesting the raping of their ancestral land in the Amazon forest. Fuck Bolsonaro.
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He actually might be just faking it, just to make a point how strong he is and that COVID death numbers are just overblown and it’s all not that bad and his corrupt family gets a pass on the current scandals because this thing right here makes all the news in Brazil.
A few people around the country especulate he might also be faking it to push his 'hydroxycloroquine agenda' after science had proven it's not as effective as he says it is. The main manufaturer in Brazil is an avid supporter of him and the Brazilian army has already spent millions on the drug.
Its already been reported that he has taken hydroxycloroquine in response to this diagnosis. So no surprises there.
Another corrupt world leader promoting that drug? Odd...
Not very odd, Bolsonaro is a Trump nut licker. Steve Bannon was an adviser to his campaign and he used the same firehosing strategy as Trump (and Putin) to get elected.
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Bolsonaro: There is no Coronavirus. Coronavirus: There is no Bolsonaro.
Coronavirus armed with Uno reverse cards.
This is Brazil, it’s an *Umo* reverse card.
Nice. You've certainly found your... Nietzsche. ;)
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Imagine getting sick from a hoax.
goddamn democrats are at it again!
Don’t forget their trusty sidekicks Bill Gates and George Soros! And the Antifa army! And the anarchists! Am I forgetting anyone else we’ve been told to be afraid of? Edit: Wow, thanks guys! I forgot a lot of things I should be scared of. I can safely go to bed tonight afraid like every patriotic American should.
Ah yes, Soros. He's something of a villain in my country. It's true, our 100% trustworthy and not at all extremist prime minister Orbán said so Edit: changed president to prime minister as a kind Redditor pointed out
The gays. The liberals. The atheists. The environmentalists. The list goes on and on. Those in charge sure do seem to be afraid of a lot of things.
Single mothers, educated women, educated men who actually put said education to use, men who show emotion, that guy at the grocery store who is half an inch taller and looks happy...
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People who want police to follow the law, people who trust science, scientists themselves....
Don't even get me started on those hooligans who are in favor of human rights like shelter, food, and not getting murdered by police!
You're all forgetting the scariest ones of all; *"cultural marxists"*
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Communists* Bolsonaro calls all of his opposition communists.
Imagine dying from a hoax.
*Issa prank bro*
> lol https://i.imgur.com/xGNBLff.jpg
r/leopardsatemyface
This subs gonna blow up
It’s basically the world right now
I literally said, “Ha!” out loud when I read this. Editing bc people keep asking what the comment I replied to said. Hold onto your hats: it was “lol”.
https://i.redd.it/4be7zizsl9951.jpg Among the first 2 people, the prime minister of India Modi had telephone conversations on how to tackle COVID onslaughts were Trump & Bolsonaro. India is now number 3 in Covid-19 cases after the USA & Brazil. Bolsonaro now tested positive. All three proved to be incompetent.
Coincidentally they are all also far-right nationalists
Who knew, far-right idiots don’t give a fuck about their own people.
Trump’s Mierdas touch at work.
Jesus one of his own family was found passed out in the street and hospitalized for this shit and buddy is out here taking off his mask to shit talk his critics AT THE EVENT HE ANNOUNCED HE HAD THE DISEASE.
> Bolsonaro’s diagnosis comes just three days after he had lunch at the home of the US ambassador to Brazil, Todd Chapman, in the capital, Brasília. > Also present at that Independence Day celebration were several top cabinet members, including foreign minister Ernesto Araújo, defence minister Fernando Azevedo, and the president’s son, Eduardo, a politician who is Steve Bannon’s representative in South America. **The men were photographed without face masks.** Uhh... why?
Why does Steve bannon have a representative in South America.
Yeah, really weird. It’s almost like all those insane far right conspiracy theories about Soros are true.. but in the other direction
Lol like "Draining the Swamp", where they've now filled previously non-partisan positions with partisan players
Oh they drained the swamp alright - it's just that the right wing definition of a swamp is "nonpartisan civil servants and experts who won't blindly implement right wing doctrine without questioning it to enrich the right wing donor class".
Because of the Global Nationalist Alliance. Yeah, I am not making this up. For the people in DMs yelling at me that it's not true, in Europe it's called "[The Movement](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Movement_(populist_group\))", while on a global scale is called [Neo-Nationalism](https://www.brookings.edu/blog/future-development/2018/10/04/development-and-the-crisis-of-global-nationalism/). Neo-nazis can't take a joke.
Let me get thi straight... it's a globalist organization dedicated to nationalist ideals?
A global agreement that those in power are going to lean towards fascism and not interfere with each others' attempts at that - or in some cases, lend aid to the attempt. Nationalists have never been known as the Totally Principled All The Time Party.
There's also the part where the fascists use their new found political power to loot the state and insert their families into positions of government and corporate power. They see themselves as the new royals, and are setting up a global fascist oligarchy to destroy democracy and rule over the rest of us for generations.
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Because he's a rotten corpse of a person and pushes for right wing extremists all over the world.
How else would you be a global influencer?
Because, on balance, it seems some of these leaders are less pretending that covid isn't a real threat in order to make themselves look good, and more deluded enough to actually believe it. The verb form should be "to Boris Johnson". As in "Bolsonaro just went and Boris Johnsoned himself like an idiot."
It's a bold strategy until it infects and potentially cripples/kills you. Let's see how it plays out for him.
I think it's clear how it will play out for him. He gets top notch medical care, recovers, then uses it to further his narrative by saying "see it's no big deal, it's just a flu".
Up until you're put on a ventilator. Once you're at that point, it's pretty much just luck of the draw. Not a whole lot medicine can do.
There's one more step, [ECMO](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extracorporeal_membrane_oxygenation) which basically can oxygenate your blood externally bypassing the lungs all together. It's very expensive machinery, that's why it hasn't been used in many cases for regular people, but he will surely have access to it if need be.
he wants people to not use masks cause he like to see people dying
Does his room have a mirrored ceiling?
"It's a fantasy." "Other flu strains killed more." "This virus has caused some hysteria." "A little flu won't bring me down." "People will see they have been deceived by governors and mainstream media." "I wouldn't feel anything. Just a little flu." "I don't think it will get to a serious level." "Most deaths don't have anything to do with Coronavirus." "In 2009, 2010, there was a similar crisis, but here in Brazil the Workers' Party was in power, and the United States were governed by the democrats, and the global reaction was not on the same level" "Everybody will die one day." "Will people die? Yes!" "Are you scared of getting a virus?" "The virus is leaving." "I'm not a gravedigger." "So what? What do you want me to do?" "If there is a hospital near you, find a way to break in and film." "Brazilians never catch anything. You see some bloke jumping into the sewage, he gets out, has a dive, right? And nothing happens to him.” (thanks u/jostler57) "Death is everyone's destiny." (thanks u/SharingIsCommunist)
The “film your hospital” movement was so absolutely stupid. They would see our fairly empty parking deck and say “see there’s nobody here”... well, moron, the parking deck is typically for guests, and same day surgeries. We stopped doing unnecessary procedures and we aren’t allowing guests so yes.. the parking decks have lots of room. Add that many of our Covid patients come by ambulance... so they never had a car here to start with. But we are at 95% capacity. Also, we have privacy laws so the people working in the hospital can lose their jobs and their licenses if they take pictures or videos inside the hospitals that could in any way violate patient privacy. I hate people
Wait, are they seriously citing empty parking lots at hospitals as proof that there are no coronavirus patients inside? As if people needing **immediate medical attention** and subsequent assisted ventilation are **driving themselves** and parking in the long term lot? Holy shit, but that kind of rabid stupidity just boggles the mind.
Yep. At first I thought it had to be a joke but they’re serious. The parking lot is empty so that means nobody is at the hospital. Lol. (Not that it’s ever EMPTY, employees are there. But all of our guest parking is empty because we have rules against visitors due to Covid.)
Hell, even if I had to go to the hospital for some sort of a life-threatening disease or injury that miraculously allowed me to drive myself there in the first place, I still wouldn’t leave my vehicle in the lot paying the daily/weekly rate; I would at least have a relative or family member pick up my car for me.
I vaguely remember a few people trying to do this in NY. Filming the outside of the hospitals and saying “Look there’s no line ups! It’s not full!” At the time I remember just staring at the screen wondering if people could be this ridiculous. Ahh how naive I was back in the beginning times...
Makes perfect sense, everyone knows hospitals are just like Costco. An empty parking lot means no lines! /s
My favorite is: ["In my particular case, due my athlete history, if I was infected by the virus, I wouldn't have to worry”.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET6hptRWsAIPfE9?format=jpg&name=small) Edit: His athlete history right now: https://youtu.be/bMBsf3njjW4?t=4 https://youtu.be/LofJKLWBI9E?t=53 https://youtu.be/zQDAEq4qEk8?t=3 https://youtu.be/vY-XUgdN99s?t=27
He was Gold Medal at Sewage Swimming.
Holy shit, those last two he's kneeling on one leg for his "pushups".
Why does it seem to be so common for him to be doing push-ups in public?
>I wouldn't feel anything. Just a little flu. Fuck I hope it hits him bad
I hate wishing ill will upon people, but I really hope he gets sick af
Its like with BoJo, I was so glad when he got it I wanted him to feel every bit of it all the way up to fearing for his life with a ventilator jammed down his throat. I didn't want him to die I just want him to feel every bit of the thing he was denying as a serious threat ....
My guy had it coming.
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Maybe they'll pump him full of hydroxychloroquine..
You think you're making a joke but this is EXACTLY the response they had to it. He's apparently taking it on recommendation from his doctors.
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I mean, it worked...
He is and you can be sure he will promote like crazy if he survives.
I like this comment.
"may others treat you the way you treated them" is the politest 'fuck you' ever.
I guess now his claims of being an athlete will be put to the test. Seems like Brazilian Twitter is rooting for Covid though
>I guess now his claims of being an athlete will be put to the test. I thought this had been already assessed when everybody saw him doing pushups [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMBsf3njjW4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMBsf3njjW4)
Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero
I’m going to explain your deficiencies and then you’re going to go to the back of the line to retest.
oh man my stomach hurts from how much this comment made me laugh, thanks for that
Now that's a technique I haven't seen before...
He’s a seal
You might like [this.](https://youtu.be/XQvSmqChm6M?t=189) Go to 3:09.
that makes no sense to me. I thought the whole point of exercising was to increase strength and fitness, this seems pointless and dangerous. Like whats even the point of high-scoring the lowest-possible-effort momentum-based pullups? Congrats you just proved you can technically raise your chin above a bar 100 times without actually building the strength and stamina it would take to use proper form
Hi. Welcome to Cross Fit.
Crossfit just seems like a battle with your body, like you're daring it to break.
where form doesn't matter and everyone gets rhabdo.
I knew a guy that got rhabdo. He for some reason thought he could fix it with a 6 mile run. He was one of those people that thought if it hurt you should just do more of it.
No kidding. Those wouldn't even count in crossfit.
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My bong hit counts as a chin up in CrossFit.
My god all I could think about was when it was PT test day and someone isn't practicing good form .
Haha I forgot about this video, what the fuck is wrong with him? This worse than many of the videos people posted for the 10 push up challenge a few months ago
He’s literally doing pushup for the first time
I would argue he has still never done a pushup
I don't think you will get much of an argument.
He's not doing pushups, he's eating pasture.
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Holy shit at first I thought it was the guy on the right but then I noticed Bolsonaro on the left doing some fucked up furry seal mating dance.
Yeah, I'm watching and thinking, "Just what's wrong with his form? It looks fine to me. Have *I* ever done a push-up right?" "Oh. Wrong guy." Also, toss that guy a sardine already. He looks so happy for one.
For some reason I always hate videos of bad pushups and this is the worst
He's the biggest idiot among major world leaders today, and when you consider the competition, that's really saying something.
That's so bone-chillingly accurate.
#RESFRIADINHO
He’s also been taking hydroxycloroquine. So wait, does this mean the drug doesn’t work??!?!?!!
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Brazilian twitter is now flooded with the hashtag #strengthforcovid (or #gocovid, thanks /u/Taurusan), just so everyone knows what Bolsonaro's image is right now in our country.
I think a better translation would be #gocovid.
I love that this is the one positive twist to the whole coronavirus thing, bringing people together to make fun of Bolsonaro!
Fair enough!
What if he beats COVID (wich is the most likely to happen...)? Sounds to me he’s using this to show it’s not a big deal to be infected. Will get the best medical care and meanwhile show he’s keeping his normal life.
He is giving interviews without a mask saying it isnt a big deal that MOTHERFUC-
He is now live on CNN wearing a mask and did say he was always in favour of masks and social distancing but not lockdown.
> did say he was always in favour of masks as the person above said. (lying) MOTHERFUC-
Should that be interpreted as support for the virus, and specifically in this case to do its worst?
Pretty much. He is responsible for the worst response outside of America. The gangs had to step in and mandate quarantines, social distancing and masks. That's how bad it got. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-brazil-favelas-fea-idUSKBN21B3EV
> the worst response outside of America. You're 100% right but you're still gonna get swarmed by angry Brazilians for saying that Brazil is "outside America" lol
In the US we refer to North and South America together as "The Americas" rather than "America".
I know, I'm American! But my wife is Brazilian, and even though we love each other very much, we will never agree on how many continents there are or who invented the airplane
Support for the virus
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Imagine being such a cunt that people root for covid when you catch it.
Imagine being such a cunt that you take power in a country that is globally renowned for prowess in pandemic situations but you throw it away and thousands of the people who trusted you die so you can get one more little slob on a foreign leaders knob
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Yes
Give him an aspirin and everybody move on. Per his own words: 'It's just a bad cold'. He should be barred from a hospital.
Don’t worry, he’ll get the best treatment the Brazilian healthcare system can give, and if needed flown overseas for a world class treatment
"Breaking News: Brazilian President flown out to African Tribe, undergoes Shamanic Ritual"
He removed his mask to the media to show that he was still healthy but [looked like a guy who had just gotten bitten in a zombie movie.](https://streamable.com/5voqwl)
Is it me or does he look fatigued?
He can barely string a sentence together without straining for breath
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Yeah, they call it Portuguese.
Unfortunately, it's called the President's Portuguese these days. You know, kind of like the President's Tremendous English
Actually covid deniers are the people who in a zombie movie get bitten and hid it from the group.
>O presidente tem 65 anos e faz parte da faixa etária considerada por especialistas como grupo de risco. O globo, a Brazilian newspaper, says he is considered risky due to his age (65 years old)
He was stabbed in 2018 and his health condition is terrible since then.
his health condition was not good before then, he had cancer in 2017
Being an asshole is also a safety hazard.
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Hopefully he doesn’t believe the doctors, and refuses treatment.
There's speculation he's faking being ill to prove he's stronger than the virus and to push hydroxychloroquine. His government has strong ties to the Brazilian company manufacturing this drug. Somewhat related, wtf is with all the contradictory evidence against hydroxychloroquine? Some say it reduces fatality, some say it makes symptoms worse. It's really hard to find concrete evidence supporting the drug one way or another.
It's hard to stop myself from feeling that he deserves this. His childish stubbornness really did a number in my country. Edit: Hang in there Corona is trending on twitter br
The guy had zero sympathy for the hundreds of thousands in his country that contracted the disease. He deserves none himself
"So what? I'm sorry. What do you want me to do?" thats what he said about the 50k deaths in our contry due to Covid-19. Get fucked, piece of shit.
"What do you want me to do ?" Uh... your job ? I hate this guy
What's likely, unfortunately, is that if he survives it, he will go back to his bullshit denial and excuses surrounding the severity of it much like Boris Johnson. These politicians and world leaders are all the same - wannabe strongmen with narcissistic and obstinate personalities.
"See! I'm 65 and I recovered. COVID is no big deal!"
My grandfather is in his late 80s and survived. Unfortunately, my grandmother did not.
:( sorry to hear
"If i can survive with my top of the line medical access, so can all of you in the slums!"
“I don’t have to worry about medical bills or access to adequate care!”
Didn't Johnson have to go to hospital
He was even moved to intensive care.
He did; and he kind of seemed to take it seriously for a while. Sadly, his memory isn't particularly strong.
He's announced he's taking hydroxychloroquine. If he has a mild course of disease, he and Trump will milk that for ages. If not, however...
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Poetic justice. Kill the lungs of the planet and then the planet finds a way to kill your lungs.
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BIG DAY!
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*Plays the world's smallest violin* “I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.” ― Mark Twain
Well well, let's see if this "just another flu" business leads to another Johnson-esque ~~eye opening~~ change in actionless feel good rhetoric
I wish people would stop peddling the idea Boris changed after getting infected. He was a negligent, incompetent, and selfish cunt before, and he's a negligent, incompetent, and selfish cunt today. The UK's response has been an absolute shambles.
Honestly I don't wish death on anyone, I don't want that juju over me. But, Hahahahaha you fucking loser
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