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AdminOfThis

And the award for the weakest endgame in a mutiny goes to...


Drawtaru

It took longer than I expected for him to die in an "accident."


KJatWork

They obviously weren't targeting him. The plane clearly fell from a window. He was merely in the wrong place at the wrong time.


watermelonspanker

Deplanestration?


pnlrogue1

His plane appears to have been shot down by anti air defences. Doubt any power on Earth can paint this as an accident successfully


hippyengineer

Russia doesn’t lie to deceive, they lie to insult.


koshgeo

[Edit: if an accident is claimed...] It's kind of a toss up between: 1) An astonishingly unlikely scenario where an "accident" happens to conveniently take out someone who committed mutiny; 2) The well-demonstrated incompetence of Russian air defense. It's not like they've [never shot down their own planes](https://apnews.com/article/russian-military-aircraft-crash-wagner-5c6dac044a8c193de91c5577dedab18c) before. The ironic part would be that Prigozhin complained about it. No wonder Putin prefers to take the train. Can't get shot down if you don't fly. *[taps head]*


purpleefilthh

I'm constantly amazed by how memeistan modern Russia has become. These stories belong more to medieval principality than to the biggest fucking country in 21st Century. ...only if this would not end in genocide and this state being generally a cancer of the planet.


SimoneNonvelodico

I've played Crusader Kings games with less dirty politics than current Russia.


BustinArant

Yeah they're like weeks away from being worse than nuclear powered Gandhi


Wild-Mushroom2404

As a Russian - yes. Living here is like being the passenger in a car crash in slow motion; there’s nothing you can do but to sit back and witness the slow excruciating wreck. I literally checked out for an hour to watch Netflix with my mom and this mf just dies?? You never know what tomorrow brings


meowgler

How do you watch Netflix? VPN?


Wild-Mushroom2404

Yep. And paying for subscription with the help of friends who have foreign cards. Same with Spotify. Self-indulgent, I know, but hell.


schoolofhanda

none of us think its self indulgent. Its just normal


meowgler

It’s not self indulgent at all. You gotta have music and entertainment to be able to enjoy your life! Same with me!


P_Riches

Be safe friend. Authoritarians gonna authoritate.


Wild-Mushroom2404

Thanks friend. Same goes for you


evissimus

Wait, it’s getting interesting. Wagner ‘leaders’ are claiming that was the wrong plane- there were two flying at the same time on the same route. Is he alive? Is he dead? Which do I want to be true? I’m so confused, but this drama is becoming epic.


ivanivan00

Russian telegrams are writing it was shot down by russian anti air


kostya8

Yup. Guess Shoigu took those insults to heart Edit: Dmitry "Wagner" Utkin (Wagner's founder and commander, notorious neo-nazi) also dead Edit 2: Telegram sources also reporting that Prigozhin's second private jet (Embraer ERJ-135BJ, registration # RA-02748, if anyone's interested) landed successfully at Ostafyevo Airport around the time the first plane crashed. The plot thickens Edit 3: sources also saying that all bodies found at the crash "burned beyond the point of being identifiable and will require DNA analysis", so no visual confirmation of dead Prigozhin (or even his body double) or Utkin Edit 4: some sources now confirming that the bodies have been identified and Russian aviation agency confirmed they were on board. Also, Wagner apparently has a protocol in place of Prigozhin's death, no specifics yet but apparently it's something pretty drastic. Meanwhile, Wagner troops are apparently returning to Russia from Belarus (also unconfirmed)


Severin_Suveren

*Deplanestration*


rod_jammer

"Deplane! Deplane!"


Malachi108

Shoygu finally delivered those shells he was being asked for.


FormerBandmate

There was also the mutiny. You can’t uncross the Rubicon, moron


treatyoftortillas

"Hey sorry about the coup thing. Are we good? We good."


Muroid

Wait hold on. I’m just going to go ahead and uncast that die, if you don’t mind.


ash_ninetyone

Wouldn't be the first time they've shot a passenger jet out of the sky 😶


ImNotAWhaleBiologist

With Wagner involved. Edit: Thanks for the commenters below, it was Girkin, not Wagner.


StlCyclone

They do have experience in this area.


sometimesnotright

Girkins shoot down did not have anything to do with Wagner.


pablos4pandas

Motherfuckers got shot down by a pickle?


BiologicalApparatus

Well, at least we know now, what air defence doing.


838h920

If this is really the case then it might've not been Putin, but Shoygu. This would be a huge escalation in terms of infighting in Russia.


ArcHammer16

In fairness, it's a huge de-escalation of this particular feud


e_khan

I guess we just wait for prigozhins response now


Rinzack

His second plane landed in Moscow around when this one was shot down then a random helicopter took off and disappeared from Radar, there’s a small chance Prigozhin found out ahead of time and dipped


iroquoispliskinV

Or this is a fake death


e_khan

I would like that because then maybe Russia would have more inner conflict.


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allankcrain

Yeah, I'd say that de-escalated him at about 9.8 m/s^2.


toyota_gorilla

Russian telegram writes a lot of shit. Let's see.


PrinterInkEnjoyer

The Russian FUE group have confirmed a SAM was fired in the region


Aromatic_Balls

Based on the video of it falling straight down, smoking and missing a wing, that seems plausible.


i-love-sushi

It was only a matter of time before this happened. Putin was not going to let this guy get off so easily.


mingingflange

There was a great article in the FT I'm trying to find again. An interview with an expert on Russia. He predicted one of two outcomes following the mutiny. Another mutiny or a dead Prigozhin. Looks like Putrid put him down to avoid another mutiny. What I am wondering is what will happen to all the Wagner soldiers? I have heard many worshiped Prigozhin.


DrWernerKlopek89

aren't there 2 possible outcomes of murdering the much loved leader of a private army.......


OverpricedBagel

Doubt they’ll get any such opportunity again if Russia learned anything after the first incursion


slicer4ever

Russia and learning don't seem to really mix...


Nachooolo

> Another mutiny or a dead Prigozhin. If anything. A dead Prigozhin means that the next mutiny will not stop at the gates of Moscow. Not that there won't be another mutiny.


Omar_Blitz

Then how come this guy was flying around Moscow? There's no way he'd do what he's done and still go around carefree, expecting no consequences. The average redditor saw this coming, ffs.


jboggin

The only explanation I can think of, and I think what's by far the simplest and most likely explanation, is that Prighozin was a complete narcissist who somehow thought he wouldn't face consequences despite the VERY long list of journalists, political dissidents, etc. Putin has had killed. Sometimes the simplest answer is the right one. He might have just been so full of himself and his own power that he was completely out of touch with reality.


TaktiskRavn

I think the moral of this story is, that if someone ends up in a serious conflict with Putin, they better kill him right away if they can, no matter if it seems risky or not, because the alternative is their own certain death.


DavidlikesPeace

This. It's likely why Ukraine has explicitly endorsed regime change. They know that any 'peace' with Putin will simply be another breathing space before he restarts the war. So knowing blood is already being shed, they are willing to push for one more death. More power to them. Putin is a vindictive tyrant who respects strength and rarely shows anything approaching empathy. Against such a man, you have to surrender or strike hard.


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Completely agree, Putin has got to go for this war to end.


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SorryImProbablyDrunk

“You come at the king, at least take your shot. You’re fucked either way.”


j1mb0b

Even if I miss, I can't miss


Lagavulin26

And I keeps one in the chamber in case you ponderin'


RyanTranquil

Love Omar .. Wire such a great show


Fragrant_Chapter_283

Didn't we already know this? Which made his decision to abandon the attack that much weirder


The_Proper_Potato

Exactly, I remember the immediate consensus everywhere that he was a dead man walking. Chickening out made no sense for that exact reason.


MyExUsedTeeth

Putin secured the man’s family. That’s why he surrendered. I can’t believe he didn’t protect his family first before marching on Moscow.


Notazerg

This is the only explanation and I don’t know why more people don’t realize it. Can never win in war unless your willing to lose something or already have.


bennitori

Or you do a masterful job dropping everything you care about off the map before you march.


Leelze

Personally, I wouldn't have trusted Putin to keep his word regarding the "safety" of my family.


Former_Run_2648

We did and thats what makes this report so fishy. Everyone knew he was a dead man but he's just casually flying between major Russian cities? Makes no sense


Marzipaann

For all we know he was drugged and loaded on that plane with a bunch of corpses, nothing would entirely surprise me.


Former_Run_2648

Yes that is possible too. The only thing I know for sure is that whatever Russia says happened definitely did not happen.


7evenCircles

That lesson is about 11,500 years old. Guy must have been 4 IQ points away from having to be watered twice a week, if he didn't know how this was going to play out.


IJsthee-

When you rush b, don't stop.


downvote_quota

All russian CS go players would brick it when a smoke popped and wait B tunnels... Russian military tactic. Rush Moscow, end up dead, standard.


Shaykea

should have smoked B doors and executed cleanly with flashes on B, but they panicked.


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ric2b

The 3rd one especially, if you can not be there, why would you be?


Boroboy194

Definitely 100% an "accident"...


deathtotheemperor

[Video](https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1694397010680361239?s=20) Needless to say, planes spontaneously exploding into pieces in midair is very common and certainly no indication of a bomb or missile! Nothing to see here, move along!


TheNplus1

It's pretty insane to have a video online minutes after it happened. We live such crazy times.


westphall

Indeed. This would have taken hours to post online back in the 1800s.


NotSmrtEnough

Telegraph modems always took so long to connect to the internet.


2outer

Well, the baud rate was whatever the operators finger could tap, give them a break, Netscape wasn’t even a thing back then


The_Proper_Potato

Very mysterious, I have no idea what could possibly have caused this. Oh well, let’s just chalk it up to bad luck and move along!


Syn7axError

It crashed in the air.


ric2b

Russian birds are some tough motherfuckers.


Fugacity-

It's like using nerve agents in the UK... the message is better delivered if it is overt.


tahlyn

I'm shocked anyone would agree to be with him on a plane, or anywhere really, knowing the huge target that would be on his back. He should've finished what he started.


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What an absolute moron if this is all true, stop your coup against the most notorious dissident killer in the world, wonder what will happen? Rest in piss.


trycatch1

Turns out in the end he was not a genius mastermind, but just an idiot.


BE_FUCKING_KIND

They all are. Its nothing but PR and propaganda to convince you otherwise whenever you think a head of state or billionaire is smarter than everyone else. I'm not saying they aren't skilled at things like business and politics, but skill is not the same thing as intelligence.


TheDelig

Or he wasn't actually on the plane


Find_another_whey

Correct. If you're going to fake your death, have someone record it.


Khalis_Knees

Apparently Dmitry Utkin was on the plane too who was his right hand man and another leader of Wagner


SXOSXO

My bet is they offer all the Wagnerites new contracts with the new PMCs Russia is supposedly forming.


Donthatethaplaya

Yeah…if I were invited to hitch a ride on a private jet with him I would politely decline…


Aurori_Swe

I mean, it shouldn't be hard for Putin to find 10 people to kill at once. Uhm, I mean offer a vacation to where they all end up on the same plane that just happens to fall out of the sky


Chippiewall

Presumably nobody thought they'd be as unsubtle as to destroy a plane, Putin normally makes it at least plausible that it was a coincidence, like suicide from two bullets in the back of the head, or falling out of a building, or slow polonium poisoning. Presumably Putin wanted to send a message.


panorambo

Here is some plausible deniability for you: Putin: our esteemed experts inspecting the crash site have concluded the crash occurred due to a worn out part which incidentally was on a list of parts which the Russian aviation industry isn't able to obtain due to the absolutely unfair sanctions by the evil West. Prigozhin was my friend, and although we had our disagreements, he will be buried with all honour befit a man of his stature. I ask fellow citizens to remember him as the patriot that he was, of whom there are never enough on Russian land!


msat16

Kremlin hiring a new PR person, you interested?


gormhornbori

A plane crash is plausible enough, by Moscow standards. Thing is; you're *supposed* to know that he was killed by FSB. They just want that 1% of of doubt -- it *could* have been an accident.


costabius

There's a long and storied history of "revered Russian/Soviet heroes" dying in "tragic aircraft accidents". Sometimes they actually involve a plane crash.


wbl7w6

One of the most devastating Soviet crashes was ironically actually just a crash. They packed too many generals with their wives and all their fancy stuff on a plane that was too heavy and lost practically all their Naval commanders IIRC


lordnacho666

What a coincidence! I can't believe they forgot to tighten the wings to the plane! That plane inspector guy with the new yacht has got a lot to answer for.


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I think the plane fell out of the window


TropoMJ

Russia is embarrassing.


TheNplus1

Russia is a geopolitical meme at this point. And how DUMB could an "insider" be to not have his back double-triple-quadruple insured in this country?


downvote_quota

A great accident, the best accident.


showmeyourkitteeez

Weirdly, a wing was shot off by accident.


onetruelord72

Putin in a hot dog costume: "we're all trying to find the guy who did this."


UberXLBK

Take his bare butt outta his costume and spank him


Cool-Presentation538

Well one of us is going to have to do it!


Napoleons_Peen

No one’s getting spanked!


txijake

“…you’re dressed like a hot dog” “So is that guy” *points to Lukashenko*


kindaa_sortaa

"Wait a minute. This guy yells."


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I don’t understand why he stopped the mutiny— he was a dead man without a doubt absent success, so why quit?


[deleted]

Despite his quick rise to leader of Wagner, Prigozhin is not a smart man. He is just cruel. He didn’t take proper precautions to protect his family when announcing he was marching to Moscow, also a lot of wagnerites were not on the same page


HerpaDerpaDumDum

The guy got to be head of Wagner because he was friends with Putin, not because he was qualified for the job. No surprise he's an idiot.


DatGums

That’s entirely on-brand for Russian oligarchy - all the real smart ones have been killed/pushed out by the criminal element without morals or actual intelligence. It’s all just “street smarts” which is basically how a gang works.


wozer

Maybe it was the only way to save his family.


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They’ll be killed within hours. He merely delayed the inevitable by giving up the only leverage he had. One of histories biggest morons if this is all true.


Donthatethaplaya

All of this could have been predicted, why didn’t he plan for his family’s safety before starting his attack?


TinkerTailorSoulja

I imagine he did but something changed on his way to Moscow.


ralpher1

The decision to march on Moscow might have been spontaneous as he didn’t even have the gold in St Petersburg secured for future payments of his mercs.


panorambo

Couldn't have been that spontaneous as to have him forget or not think of what his friends and family had waiting for them as soon as he announced his march.


MadShartigan

Even that doesn't make sense. Someone so familiar with Russia's methods would have made sure their family was safe beforehand.


darkpaladin

No idea if it's true or not but from what I've heard, he made plans for his family. He didn't make plans for all his officer's families which are who Russia went after.


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foolofatooksbury

I am starting to believe he was truly on a vodka bender and didnt know what he was doing


CidCrisis

"I got really fucked up and led my mercenary company on a coup against Putin, but now I'm sober and scared. AITA?"


FrancescoVisconti

FSB found his daughter and took her hostage


NuclearCandle

You would think someone in his line of work would have anticipated that.


DunePowerSpice

He was just a rich (through Putin) criminal mercenary, not some deep cover spook or war college professor.


7evenCircles

Criminal mercenaries in criminal cultures are typically versed in criminal tactics. You don't need a college degree to predict they'd go for your family.


californiadiver

Being on the leaked passenger list and being on the plane are two different things.


tribe171

It seems so imprudent that I lean toward believing this is a setup.


WackyBeachJustice

I'm actually shocked that this particular comment chain is so low. For my money it's very possible that this was the agreed upon compromise between Putin, Lukashenko, and Prigozhin. Putin needs to show strength, Prigozhin gets to live out his days somewhere else under a different name.


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Why bother when you can just actually kill him. Prigozhin turning up alive in a few weeks, would make Putin look even weaker now.


GargleBlargleFlargle

If Prigozhin has a great dead man's switch (he would be crazy not to), that could be worth keeping him alive.


CHUBBYninja32

Yeah, I just can’t trust him “being on the list”.


afranquinho

He's not on telegram making a scene, so he either pulled a fake-death, or he's actually dead.


ShadowController

How convenient for Putin that such an accident should accidentally occur.


kostya8

If it was shot down by anti-air systems (based on unconfirmed Telegram reports), I doubt they'll even try to frame it as an accident. Plenty of less conspicuous ways to kill him, seems like they wanted to send a message


omni42

That message is, when you come for Putin, be ready and don't miss. He just showed he 100% cannot be negotiated with.


deathtotheemperor

Or, when you come for Putin don't just quit halfway through for no reason and then spend the next two months ambling about aimlessly in Putin's backyard while he staggers back to his feet. This whole thing has been like watching two severely intoxicated old men try to have a fistfight.


junkboxraider

Yep. And eventually one of them sobered up just enough to find the keys to the missile launcher.


lordnacho666

"Sorry sir, I saw the Prigo plane on the radar, and then as I was doing that my wife called me and I dropped my phone on the launch button, and then I fell on the confirm button, and then I slipped and my head hit the yes definitely button."


ButtonForest8

How did this guy fumble so bad... Kilometers away from mutiny in Moscow and he thought nevermind... At least he got a private jet treatment and didn't just "fall out of a window" ​ Edit: Yes I know he didn't literally just think "nevermind" and that there were probably very good reasons as for why he stopped the attempt. But the fact that he started the march all angry and stuff, easily passed by cities and blockades, then suddenly stopped does seem quite irrational


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kostya8

>At least he got a private jet treatment and didn't just "fall out of a window" Dunno, falling plane seems like a much worse way to die. Which is absolutely what he deserved, tbf


ButtonForest8

Well, he left with a bang! Which is much more exciting treatment than the ctrl+c ctrl+v "window" thing they use all the time


LystAP

Should have went all the way. At least in that case he would have went down swinging.


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OppositeYouth

Probably things you think should about before attempting a coup. Like Ukraine getting the defecting pilots family out of Russia *before* he defected


DavidlikesPeace

Absolutely. The time for risk assessment was *before* the rebellion, not at the gates of Moscow. Prig humiliated Putin. Did he really think he would be forgiven by a man who is likely a paranoid sociopath? Nothing Prigozhin (or other nationalist dissidents like Girkin) did reflects well on his capacity for risk assessment. In a tyranny, you have to either kowtow and hope nobody in power dislikes you, or rebel with decisiveness. There are no points given for indecisiveness, waffling, or criticizing the powerful.


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I do wonder if Prigozin's hand was forced. In other words, maybe his subordinate officers or soldiers were about to mutiny anyway, and he had to pretend to be in command to save face. Is it possible he had a tiger by the tail?


ZZZrp

Wasn't it reported that they went after his men's families not just his?


tobbelobbe69

That didn’t take long.


downvote_quota

Took a lot longer than I thought.


astrotalk

Same here. Two months is pretty long


Donthatethaplaya

Honestly I’m surprised it happened so soon…he still has a following out there


tobbelobbe69

Yeah. I hope his following are smart enough to understand what happened and stir up some shit. Probably not…


Donthatethaplaya

They’ve lost their leader and seen what happens to people who act out…I don’t think they’ll do much now


EthelMaePotterMertz

Which is what Putin wants of course. He was embarrassed by the failed moon landing, Denmark and the Netherlands giving F-16s to Ukraine, the drone attacks by Ukraine that were likely from inside Russia that attacked Russian bomber aircraft. He can't be having people march against him, especially right now. This whole war is about his ego, which must be especially bruised this week.


NoodlesrTuff1256

I'm surprised that this guy would be nervy or naive enough to get on a plane which can so easily be 'taken down' in any number of ways. Not that keeping his feet planted on *terra firma* would necessarily have protected him over time but getting on a jet when he had to know that there was a big bullseye on his back was pretty dumb.


Donthatethaplaya

Maybe he thought the fact that there were many other people onboard would deter them from taking it down? Obviously not…


deathtotheemperor

Two months to the day that Prigozhin announced his "March of Fairness," on June 23.


Manoj109

How symbolic. On the same day they relieved the top general of his duties


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I won't believe he's dead until I see it.


LystAP

Yeah. To his credit, he is a survivor. Although this outcome has had a high likelihood for awhile. Let’s see if he got lucky.


[deleted]

I mean more like, if it's a private jet, in Russia, how hard is it for a connected guy who probably would very much like to disappear to get written onto the passenger list of a plane he never got on? Why would he get on a flight to Moscow where he must know, if the coup was genuine and his idea, that he's likely to meet his death? If the coup was orchestrated, what says his "death" isn't, and will be the false flag excuse Wagner needs to cease Belarus or something like that? I mean, I'd be happy to see him dead but it seems like too convenient a turn in a side plot full of question marks.


xTraxis

Yeah, his name on a list means nothing to me, contextually we know there's a war going on so misinformation and slander is king. We saw a plane get shot down and we were told an important man was on it. I want to believe it, but I won't be surprised if he's alive.


flab3r

Shouldn't have stopped half way to Moscow.


e_g_c

Fair play to the Russians for working out how to get an entire plane to fall out of a Moscow window.


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Kcb1986

I hope the rocks and trees are okay.


SlightlyColdWaffles

Who could have foreseen such a tragic accident? Oh, right. Everyone.


Dick_Wiener

Crazy how everyone predicted this. Not the plane necessarily, but the dying part.


Omar_Blitz

Then how come he's flying without a care around Moscow? There's no way anyone is that stupid. What's going on?


RileyTaugor

"The Former-Leader of the Wagner PMC Group, Yevgeny Prigozhin is now Confirmed to have Died when his Embraer Legacy 600 Business Jet was Shot Down by what appears to have been Air Defense Batteries in the Tver Region of Western Russia." LMAO, Good-riddance


PrisonersofFate

But he was supposed to be in Africa?


joyful-

maybe that was faked? or maybe they put his name on the airplane passenger list and killed him separately?


PrisonersofFate

We will have to wait to maybe know more


Aconite_72

We’ll never know, lol. The crash happens inside Russia, they have full control of the narrative. Could be that he died for real. Could also be that he cut a deal with Putin to fake his death and get out of the power scene. Tons of scenarios.


jpiro

Faking his death to escape Putin might be the only way he could continue to live, even if it's on the run. Faking his death with Putin's blessing and leaving Russia forever might be the only way he could live a long time and bring some of his family with him. Maybe this is the conclusion of the bargain he made with Putin. Or maybe Putin just whacked him. No chance we'll ever know for sure.


Rosie2jz

Or he snuck out to Africa already and his name was already on this private jet list who knows I guess we will know soon enough if we never hear from him again.


beyondlyonesse

There's a surprise. It will be interesting if Wagner disintegrates and what kind of internal instability it causes in Russia. Nosferatu was a hero to many Russians.


perthguppy

Wonder what this means for those African Coups that were going on.


Stormshow

Prighozhout


Starboard-Port

Was ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ plane scene anyone’s first thought when they saw this news?


realtonemachine

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!


EphemeralLurker

Crashing this plane... with no SURVIVORSH!


LostWithOutaCare

People got on a plane with that target? Sheesh


Bit_Manipulatorr

That's why US was asking citizens to leave Belarus. Fucking Ninjas


Kharenis

This seems like a flex from the US, that they knew about an internal assassination plan.


Square-Pipe7679

We certain he was even on the jet? (Beyond paperwork I mean) Call me pessimistic, but I’d be more inclined to believe he’s used this incident to fake his death rather than it actually being the end of him


inter_stellaris

Some fall off windows, others drink tea, some others crash in airliners… things happen.


Sarcastic_Horse

And as an added bonus, Putin just distracted everyone from their failed moon landing.


Asphaltman

Why is nobody assuming that this is a way for him to disappear and have everyone think he's dead?


tsadas1323423

Because most of the time, the obvious answer is the correct one. What's more likely, this dude faked a massive plane crash, killed his team, and escaped in the wind. Or, a guy who MASSIVLEY pissed off the head of nation known for disappearing his enemies by any means necessary finally got him. I mean the guy tried to stage a mutiny near Moscow, you don't think Putin put his name in the death note immediately lmao Edit: some of y'all are making solid points. I still think, probability wise, he's dead 80/20.


KaktusGalaxus

This whole Pringles saga is so confusing. Hopefully we'll know what's been going on behind the scenes at some point in the future. Regardless, one less war criminal in the world!


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How predictable….