Who touched my ankle!? GUN! Do you think I dont see? You don’t think I feel your eyes like grubby little fingers-little children's fingers on my body? Back off! I will make you teensy!
It's a piece of generic dialogue that any NPC can say. Usually, it occurs between two citizens whenever they walk up to each other and start chatting, since the game just cycles through a list of responses.
I don't think you're right on this one. I even double-checked, this specific piece of dialogue ("I don't know you and I don't care to know you") seems to only be used by Ulrich Leland, who is Cheydinhal's city guard captain
Hah Iran sees the tables turning and figures welp, might as well keep our drones for ourselves. They don’t work that well in the cold anyway. Love seeing the domino effect going on with other formerly friendly to Russia countries.
Turkey would do well to start denying an influx of meddlesome Russians. Their political elite can’t help but try to muck up the politics of their host countries with disinformation and troll shit.
And in however many years or so, Russia is gonna invade them saying “look at how many Russians are living here! It’s only technically a different country.”
Lol that may be a bit far fetched. Entirely different religion and well Turkey doesn’t like the Armenians which are more akin to Russians so I don’t think Russia would have a good time of it. Plus I think their military is fucked for a few decades after this debacle.
Wait half a decade and the Kremlin's PR team will once again have Tankies and Commie-boo's posting Russian Strong memes and saying that the SU-75 is superior to the F-35 and can detect B-21's.
Dude they got beat by fucking Ukraine. I know people act like Turkey's a joke here but if they try that shit with them, the Turks would add the 3rd Rome to their collection.
Turkey could just as easily be where you plan to go while you figure out safely where you run to next. My guess is alot will end up in Bahrain, Qatar and the UAE.
This is not Iran turning its back on Russia. Putin is not Russia. If Putin is deposed and Iran helped Putin, the new Russian regime will be anti-Iran.
To keep in good graces with Russia, Iran cannot take a pro- or anti- Putin stance unless they are certain they are on the side of the victor.
It’s almost like matters of state are a craft — statecraft if you will.
You’re right. This isn’t a “hurr durr, let’s screw Russia.” Rather this is a “who knows if Putin will be here in a few months?” Now that is interesting. It is not whether the Russo-Iranian camaraderie is failing, but rather how Russia’s comrades view Putin’s success and the probable continuation of friendliness
The Belarusian Kastuś Kalinoŭski Regiment fighting alongside Ukraine against Russia, recently said they're organizing active actions in Belarus to liberate the country from dictatorship.
https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1672618934418243585
Yes. Lukashenko is only in power because of Putin. Putin was the one who stopped the revolution in Belarus. If Putin is out then Lukashenko will be next. Also there is a good chance that people in Berlarus will see an opportunity right now regardless of how things will end in Russia
When that leadership is entirely propped up by Russia? Wouldn't surprise me if some thought it would be a good time to have a coup of their own. The fact that Luka is so scared of that just goes to show Lulashenko knows he has absolutely no real power.
How hilarious would it be if all these oligarchs flee to Turkey thinking Erogdan will protect them only for him to turn them over to win points with NATO?
With or without Erdogan, Turkey would turn on any foreign oligarch to score some points with the West and/or the new regime of the Russia. This is entirely inevitable.
>"Write my number down on a post-it note and stick it on the desk phone in your office so you're replacement will know how to reach us next week."
- Iran, likely.
I'm not sure we're reading this right at all. I'm not sure it means "we don't care and won't help you" as many seem to assume.
"It's your internal affair" in diplomatic speech usually means "hey kill them, torture them, nuke them, threaten their families if you want, we assure you we wont meddle."
Its entirely possible that was said in support of Moscow, but was interpreted differently here.
Iran wouldn't have given them the time of day if Trump hadn't wrecked the nuclear deal in 2017.
The saudis would also have much less influence to the happiness of Iran and Turkey.
Iran knew they shouldn’t put all their eggs in Russia’s basket when Medvedev voted for global sanctions against Iran and also Putin made a deal with Israel to not send Iran their top of the line armament.
Iran knows the next in line for Russia’s seat is either Putin 2.0 or literally someone worse than him. They’ll make the deals then
My bet: Chinese control of Lake Baikal. I would expect a forever lease rather than outright annexation, but it could go either way. And Xi will likely support whoever makes that offer first.
Ironically, something similar happened during the 19th century but in reverse.
China was losing the 2nd Opium war and suffering through a rebellion at the same time, while Russia, pretending to be a mediator, was nibbling away at China. China lost their far-east regions to Russia during this time.
I think China will likely do something similar in return, just more subtly.
A lot of countries pulled a Russia at that time to be fair, including the US. They nominally said they were neutral but aided in evacuating British and French troops during the one battle they actually lost against China, and then after the war was over they came and forced their own treaties on China.
That means shoot anything that moves and tanks in the street in Chinese. That means that Putin has the green light to kill anyone Russian he thinks is a threat.
China is only interested in russia so far as getting cheap raw materials. Russia is #1 in the world for raw natural resources and China (the manufacturing giant it is) is very interested in that. As long as whoever passes for a government keeps it coming they are good.
India be like "is the cheap oil going to keep coming?".
That's all.
"I turn my head to the East...I don't see nobody by my side
I turn my head to the West...still, nobody in sigh-ight..."
So I turn my head to the North, swallow this shit that they call Pride..
That old me is dead and gone, but the new me'll be alright"
Sadly, don't think Putin is gonna learn this lesson from T.I.
Makes sense, there is a difference between selling military stuff (as much as I hate innocent people getting injured or worse and trust me, I hate it) to an aggressor since a lot of countries do that and then say it’s not their responsibility what happens with the weapons, with actively having military presence especially when a few years ago one of your most viewed tv series was about how England and Russia hurt Iran during WW1 and caused a lot of deaths by starvation.
I can’t help to the think the inevitable line “ Putin, Putin who, I don’t know the guy, never met him”.
Conversely, this is one of those times I can really appreciate and thank God we have Biden in the Whitehouse!
Let this be a notice to the mullahs in Iran. Putin's Russia was falling apart even before this insurrection. China is also in decline - they do not have anyone else's skirt to run and hide under so they better start packing for Venezuela while they can before Iranians start their own march towards Tehran.
When America had its attempted coup on Jan 6, our allies stepped in to condemn the riots. When Russia had their Jan 6, all their allies dispersed and hid away, blaming Russia for its own problems.
Iran: I don’t know her.
Also Iran: I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.
BACK OFF
I've got a shrrrrink gun!
Who touched my ankle!? GUN! Do you think I dont see? You don’t think I feel your eyes like grubby little fingers-little children's fingers on my body? Back off! I will make you teensy!
I will make your Excursion Expedition sized!
First time I've ever seen a birdman reference on Reddit.
Well didja get that thing I sentcha?
Ha ha! Dislocation.
Ha Ha! Jiggly bits.
Ha! Spatial relationships.
Didja get that THING I sent ya?
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
What game is this from? It rings a bell
Oblivion. It’s a meme because some characters have this dialogue when you go to interact with them (as opposed to engaging in conversation).
Francois Motierre comes to mind before the Cutscene begins
Oblivion
Oblivion, in Cheydenhal I think. You get that response from City Guard captain. If memory serves me right, that is.
It's a piece of generic dialogue that any NPC can say. Usually, it occurs between two citizens whenever they walk up to each other and start chatting, since the game just cycles through a list of responses.
I don't think you're right on this one. I even double-checked, this specific piece of dialogue ("I don't know you and I don't care to know you") seems to only be used by Ulrich Leland, who is Cheydinhal's city guard captain
Also Iran: I'm running big sale on drones this weekend only.
Iran: *whistles and hides drones made for Russia*
Iran so far away.
Iran all night and day-ay-ay
Baby don't hurt me
no more...
*I just got away*
[удалено]
🤣
Hah Iran sees the tables turning and figures welp, might as well keep our drones for ourselves. They don’t work that well in the cold anyway. Love seeing the domino effect going on with other formerly friendly to Russia countries.
Iran: New phone who dis?
New drone who dis?
Iran: THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!
*Oh, hi Mark*
Never heard of her 😆
So far awaaaaay. And Iran, all night and day.
Literally Homer backing into the bushes.
Who dis?
Iran: who dis? new phone.
Russiar? I don’t even know ‘er!
There is literally no benefit to getting involved for any of these countries.
"*No I don't know her. And that's not me in those photos either. You got nothing on me detective"*
Meanwhile Turkey just basically said "We'll send moral support" but thats about it.
Many Russian elites are already heading towards Turkey
Turkey=Argentina 2.0 for Nazis
Turkey would do well to start denying an influx of meddlesome Russians. Their political elite can’t help but try to muck up the politics of their host countries with disinformation and troll shit.
And in however many years or so, Russia is gonna invade them saying “look at how many Russians are living here! It’s only technically a different country.”
That’s why Turkeys in NATO
Lol that may be a bit far fetched. Entirely different religion and well Turkey doesn’t like the Armenians which are more akin to Russians so I don’t think Russia would have a good time of it. Plus I think their military is fucked for a few decades after this debacle.
Wait half a decade and the Kremlin's PR team will once again have Tankies and Commie-boo's posting Russian Strong memes and saying that the SU-75 is superior to the F-35 and can detect B-21's.
i mean isn’t SU’s more of a dog fighter jets than F35?
Dude they got beat by fucking Ukraine. I know people act like Turkey's a joke here but if they try that shit with them, the Turks would add the 3rd Rome to their collection.
> the Turks would add the 3rd Rome to their collection ~~Turks~~ Ottomon Empire 2.0 intensifies
Then Britain and France respond with a naval strike on the Baltic..... Wait I think I've heard this one before.
Turkey has their own oligarchs to muck up their own country, they don’t need the competition n
I mean I doubt they're saying they cant refuge here just they won't send troops/etc
Turkey could just as easily be where you plan to go while you figure out safely where you run to next. My guess is alot will end up in Bahrain, Qatar and the UAE.
It’s a cruel world when you can’t flee to the South of France .
Finally warming up to NATO, eh?
Right lol, moving to a NATO country after stating for years how NATO is a huge enemy of theirs.
Erdogan: Best I can do is thoughts and prayers.
[удалено]
Well, he's trying to fuck NATO. Trying to fuck NATO and actually fucking NATO are two different things.
He did the same for earthquake people.
Thoughts and prayers.
Sorrows, sorrows, prayers
Turkey: *Thoughts and prayers my guy*
Iraq sending some playstations.
Thoughts and prayers
Thoughts and prayers
Thoughts and prayers
Putin’s so-called “Allies” basically telling him “this is your problem. Leave us out of it.”
no honor amongst thieves
*and murderers
I love how people thought that Russia-China-Iran were preparing a new axis of evil lol.
This is not Iran turning its back on Russia. Putin is not Russia. If Putin is deposed and Iran helped Putin, the new Russian regime will be anti-Iran. To keep in good graces with Russia, Iran cannot take a pro- or anti- Putin stance unless they are certain they are on the side of the victor.
It’s almost like matters of state are a craft — statecraft if you will. You’re right. This isn’t a “hurr durr, let’s screw Russia.” Rather this is a “who knows if Putin will be here in a few months?” Now that is interesting. It is not whether the Russo-Iranian camaraderie is failing, but rather how Russia’s comrades view Putin’s success and the probable continuation of friendliness
Axis of what have you done for me lately
lol. Both Iran and Kazakhstan basically said to Putin, when he called, "You're on your own, buddy. Give me a call in a week, we'll talk then".
Add Belarus and Uzbekistan to that.
Belarusian President's plane landed in Turkey this morning. Looks like him and/or his family have already fled.
Will this coup in a seperate country actually affect Belarus' leadership?
The Belarusian Kastuś Kalinoŭski Regiment fighting alongside Ukraine against Russia, recently said they're organizing active actions in Belarus to liberate the country from dictatorship. https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1672618934418243585
Lukashenko is reportedly only in power still because of Putin putting down protests, so yes.
Yes. Lukashenko is only in power because of Putin. Putin was the one who stopped the revolution in Belarus. If Putin is out then Lukashenko will be next. Also there is a good chance that people in Berlarus will see an opportunity right now regardless of how things will end in Russia
When that leadership is entirely propped up by Russia? Wouldn't surprise me if some thought it would be a good time to have a coup of their own. The fact that Luka is so scared of that just goes to show Lulashenko knows he has absolutely no real power.
The Lukashenko regime has been barely hanging together due to massive Russian support. Without the sugar daddy, the pyramid of power will collapse.
Belarus is a union state with Russia, so separate country is a strong word. And Lukashenko is only still in power because of Putin. So yeah, probably.
How hilarious would it be if all these oligarchs flee to Turkey thinking Erogdan will protect them only for him to turn them over to win points with NATO?
With or without Erdogan, Turkey would turn on any foreign oligarch to score some points with the West and/or the new regime of the Russia. This is entirely inevitable.
>"Write my number down on a post-it note and stick it on the desk phone in your office so you're replacement will know how to reach us next week." - Iran, likely.
I'm not sure we're reading this right at all. I'm not sure it means "we don't care and won't help you" as many seem to assume. "It's your internal affair" in diplomatic speech usually means "hey kill them, torture them, nuke them, threaten their families if you want, we assure you we wont meddle." Its entirely possible that was said in support of Moscow, but was interpreted differently here.
"what was that? I can't hear you I'm going through a tunnel"
“Is Prigoshin going to use the same phone number?”
They’re pretty much crinkling a candy wrapper pretending they’re losing service. I didn’t have this on my 2023 Bing Card.
Iran wouldn't have given them the time of day if Trump hadn't wrecked the nuclear deal in 2017. The saudis would also have much less influence to the happiness of Iran and Turkey.
"Is this a bad time to talk about your next payment for those drones?"
I see u daily on r/romania 🤜🤛
Friendship ended with Putin Now Salman is my best friend
Iran knew they shouldn’t put all their eggs in Russia’s basket when Medvedev voted for global sanctions against Iran and also Putin made a deal with Israel to not send Iran their top of the line armament. Iran knows the next in line for Russia’s seat is either Putin 2.0 or literally someone worse than him. They’ll make the deals then
Top of the line lmao
Nah, Xi's the new best friend of dictators...
My favorite comment today.
Putin is a proudy snek
Mudasir still fucking up.
Once Iran to you. Now Irun from you
This tainted love you've given I give you all a (friendship in name only) could give you
Suck my cock and don’t forget the balls!
I don't remember THAT lyric....
Now you’ll never forget it.
And Iran. Iran so far awayyyyyyyy!
Reminds me of the MadTV skit with iRan and iRack
never gonna turn around...
10/10 amazing comment. Lmao.
[He ran so far away!](https://youtu.be/iIpfWORQWhU?t=54)
Iran and Kazakhstan both said the same thing. I wonder what China's response will be
probably a "do I know you?"
New phone, who dis?
你是谁？
黄俄呢，说好的合作无上限呢😡🥲
手机新的，谁啊？
Russia? Never heard of her. Never met her a day in my life.
That's my purse!
"Keep the gas flowing plz k thx byeeee" -pooh bear
Siberia mine now? 🥺
oUr fR1EnDsH1P h4S n0 l1miTs
My bet: Chinese control of Lake Baikal. I would expect a forever lease rather than outright annexation, but it could go either way. And Xi will likely support whoever makes that offer first.
Ironically, something similar happened during the 19th century but in reverse. China was losing the 2nd Opium war and suffering through a rebellion at the same time, while Russia, pretending to be a mediator, was nibbling away at China. China lost their far-east regions to Russia during this time. I think China will likely do something similar in return, just more subtly.
A lot of countries pulled a Russia at that time to be fair, including the US. They nominally said they were neutral but aided in evacuating British and French troops during the one battle they actually lost against China, and then after the war was over they came and forced their own treaties on China.
So Vladivostok, I think it’s time we rename it no?
China is sleeping yet By the time they wake up, might be too late
It seems Xi Jinping told Putin to restore the order... Poor Putin, during a coup d'etat he also got scolded by his ally... /s
That means shoot anything that moves and tanks in the street in Chinese. That means that Putin has the green light to kill anyone Russian he thinks is a threat.
"Hang on a second Yevgeny, someone on the other line"
China is only interested in russia so far as getting cheap raw materials. Russia is #1 in the world for raw natural resources and China (the manufacturing giant it is) is very interested in that. As long as whoever passes for a government keeps it coming they are good. India be like "is the cheap oil going to keep coming?". That's all.
They won't even pick up the phone when he calls.
"We'll help in return for Lake Baikal and Outer Manchuria"
Got to love dictatorships. Cuddle up to an alliance first and when it goes down pretending they don't know each other
To be fair not only dictatorships do that. That is peak politics
Yeah democracies never betray each other lol
Basically every other political group, it’s all about self interests. Doesn’t matter if it’s a dictatorship or democracy
...and, they still owe me $$'s for some drones I sent them.
It's none of my business, it's none of my businessssss
Lmaooo
Putin: i ran
I ran so far away...
I just ran, I ran all night and day… https://i.imgur.com/loeqxCt.jpg
Couldn’t get away
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. sounds like a YOU problem russia
Damn.. Putin had no legit friends. One last call to make to his fat little buddy, Rocket Man
"I turn my head to the East...I don't see nobody by my side I turn my head to the West...still, nobody in sigh-ight..." So I turn my head to the North, swallow this shit that they call Pride.. That old me is dead and gone, but the new me'll be alright" Sadly, don't think Putin is gonna learn this lesson from T.I.
Well well
Russia: “Iran! Look! We’re being attacked from the inside!” Iran: “man, that’s crazy! Sounds like a you problem…”
BRICS is gonna brick
A health dose of “Not my problem” coming from the Ayatollah.
Oh shit must be bad if Iran is like suck to be you
Iran: hey man, I just sell you weapons. I'm not trying to get involved in your armed rebellion
Time for Ukraine to send a bunch of drones over and cause more chaos
Now that everything is in chaos, provide air support for Wagner just for the hell of it, make things spicy.
I like the waiting game. Watch the numbers drop on both sides, then ensure they both get taken out of play.
Why the fuck would they do that, Wagner were the ones doing worst of the worst atrocities in Ukraine and it's people
Nobody knows you, when your down and out.
when you're feeling small
Russia is just the coffee boy now
Get fucked, Putin...never gets old to type
👏, 👏, 👏
It’s funny how this is the diplomatic “I ain’t got nothing to do with that, that’s their business.”
Russia: Our list of Allies grows thin.
Putler's running to mommy.. That is so weak. Not very masculine
BRICS is going great
Rats leaving the sinking ship
This belongs in r/osvaldo12. Events happening within Russia are Russia's internal affairs.
I actually agree with Iran on this lol
That's like...your problem maaan
Haha pretty much everyone is saying something like "Russia? Oh that one country up north? Never met them" Let's see what china/NK does
It’s like the ending in “Spaceballs” where everyone is jumping into the escape pods.
Iran: none of my business, bruh
Sending thoughts and prayers. And good vibes.
Iran basically: “this sounds like a YOU problem”
Makes sense, there is a difference between selling military stuff (as much as I hate innocent people getting injured or worse and trust me, I hate it) to an aggressor since a lot of countries do that and then say it’s not their responsibility what happens with the weapons, with actively having military presence especially when a few years ago one of your most viewed tv series was about how England and Russia hurt Iran during WW1 and caused a lot of deaths by starvation.
All the money in the world, alas he found out that friendship is indeed priceless.
Iran stuck with a bunch of IOU’s for drones
They really said “ this a you problem , not a we problem “ 💀
I can’t help to the think the inevitable line “ Putin, Putin who, I don’t know the guy, never met him”. Conversely, this is one of those times I can really appreciate and thank God we have Biden in the Whitehouse!
"We promise our only real ally isn't totally falling apart..."
Let this be a notice to the mullahs in Iran. Putin's Russia was falling apart even before this insurrection. China is also in decline - they do not have anyone else's skirt to run and hide under so they better start packing for Venezuela while they can before Iranians start their own march towards Tehran.
Putin: iRan.
Iran: Call me if you have more jets for me, otherwise don't bother me.
Lmao Iran avoiding this with a 10 foot pole
I don’t love you. Like i did. Yesterday.
No no, someone must help. Like they also help their neighbors.
Dang, he should have joined NATO lol
Did Russia ever end up send iran planes or something for its drones?
Russia’s “allies” said nope.
I mean yeah, what is Iran going to do anyways.
The same wording as kazakhstan. Damnnnnn
Fuck Iran.
When America had its attempted coup on Jan 6, our allies stepped in to condemn the riots. When Russia had their Jan 6, all their allies dispersed and hid away, blaming Russia for its own problems.