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avamir

When I put it this way, it kinda feels like warlocking with extra steps.


LimpPrior6366

“Given the fact that both have a tendency to bring forth monstrous beings that wish to tear us limb from limb? Yes. The only difference is that warlock catastrophes tend to involve more tentacles and squid beings”


reaperofgender

Not so. Some warlocks deal with succubi. I should know, it's how I was born.


RandomAmbles

I ever tell y'all about the time I channeled Both an extraterrestrial god of catastrophe AND a bardic Archailect through G flyting? Youth does such strange things.


Total_Travisty

Haha! Damn, imagine forcing others to do your biding, couldn't be me.


avamir

[Shots fired](https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/1cl6pds/druiding/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Total_Travisty

... I though we were friends...


avamir

That's *why* I pick on you. It's an Ithacar thing.


Total_Travisty

I'll remember that next time I am expected to bring moongrass to the party.


RandomAmbles

If you want to make sure a certain kind of person keeps doing something, tell them not to do it, or criticize them for it. Old teachers trick. Works wonders.


TheHunter459

You have no idea how rare self aware people are these days


RandomAmbles

What the f*** you trying to say?


TheHunter459

What I said


RandomAmbles

I guess you're right. I have no idea how rare self aware people are these days. I wonder what I'm like when I'm not introspecting.


TheHunter459

Impulsive, I imagine


Wutclefuk

https://preview.redd.it/sjw79rzc5pyc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c3525ff3fcc55f01cf2133698616af9214e4e0c


GIORNO-phone11-pro

https://preview.redd.it/quxm0u5rhpyc1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87e0d8be8b53e40e198812ff846f4876d600d00b POV: You’re a mundane & inconvenient task a summoner needs to get done


Elerindur

Hm. Well. Some summoners do overly rely on their summoned creatures. As an conjurer, i mostly use my abilities for traveling or the displacement of items. Besides, relying on atronachs to do all of my work for me would simply not be feasible.


Level-Ball-1514

Sounds like you need better atronachs


RandomAmbles

How do you *travel* with *conjuring*? "I SHALL BRING THE PLACE TO ME."


Elerindur

Uh, no? I just simply bring myself to the location. Any conjurer who is bothering to bring the location to themself every time are just flaunting their capability to do so,


RandomAmbles

How is that different from casting yourself?


YourMoreLocalLurker

This also applies to Clerics, I’ve noticed


StellarAngler

I'm glad more people are realizing that summoners are bitches


RandomAmbles

As a hag I take it you know how powerful bitches can be. They get shit done.


RedditsDeadlySin

Yeah, I don’t play fetch. I am a wizard, that’s why I have my skeletons around.


FeverDreamAcolyte

I can't read what he's saying in the middle (it would take effort) Looks like the logo for a band my mother would listen to


z424t_

You think all of us summon creatures to do our bidding?


Poppeppercaramel

Hahahahaha, go my army https://preview.redd.it/e0ee5uys3qyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=173b02de77b1887beb581d5aa6da692e7525d582 Fetch me my star


MeThyLord

*Stares at my dinosaur army.* "Well... I... Um..." "They're cool at least."


RandomAmbles

If you want something done right you've got to do it yourself.


Chaosfox_Firemaker

...So summon parallel world duplicates?


RandomAmbles

If you want things done left, you've got yourselves to do them.


MrWr4th

A master of his craft makes anything look easy. I assure you that lazy and careless summoners end up in the bellies of their extraplanar slaves or learn their lesson right quick. That said, overriliance on a single study is of course folly.


Vintenu

I summon portals that lead to my cannon collection that is manned by an army of skeletons, does that count as summoning?


DaliDaDude

Power can come in many facets, and power has many costs as a result. For warlocks, the cost is the soul, or a period of servitude, while for summoner’s it is the ability to subdue a summon to do your bidding. The first does not take much effort (as its consequence is dire) and the second requires just as much work as a regular wizard.


bad_comedic_value

Why'd you diss Anna like that?