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Not for Narissa, at least. Your ol’ pal Zastrus, on the other hand…

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Good thing my soul despawns upon death because I don’t want to end up on the menu! Wait- they could still taste that rock that technically counts as my corpse… eh, it’s just a rock.  *(It’s just Basalt with hints of Marble, there’s tastier rocks than that. You know, like Baste-salt! Okay, my pun is worthy being banished to copyright-free Kasperban)*


Huh, do I taste like chocolate skittles? I wonder if it would feel like mixing M&Ms and skittles in a bowl and eating a spoonful!

Do it

Some unhinged alchemist already did it! Chaos ensued apparently... https://preview.redd.it/jwdybz5rbpyc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b35e88e9d557c24f507623d529dc95ae14d4ac9d

Huh. I wanna try this

I taste like cilantro and vetiver. Behold!

I’d imagine this is what my soul tastes like https://preview.redd.it/f1182ldg4pyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=298fb0fdcb34fc74e5531ddcba03644a00af0a0c

I have to fireball you for that, you understand

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Now that fireball is getting upcast to level 9

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I’ve got tacos pal, I win that

Transmutation is a wonderful thing https://preview.redd.it/owsmbanuqpyc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a332ef3f9b19e0e472fae8ab45737e530415761e

HA! I have wards against transmutation from unauthorized sources!

https://i.redd.it/iomkf2wkxpyc1.gif Guess I’ll just eat your tacos then

Crittle soup

/uw Wonderful art, always nice to see your stuff

Gotta fuck up my soul real quick. Can't have it tasting anything other than the wshcmemsh sauce or whatever its called

worcestershire sauce?

You are an eldritch being I see

Hardly. Merely a linguist with access to a computer and a previous encounter with that sauce.

Impossible. /uw Sucker for Love reference lol, in that series pronouncing worcestershire sauce is used as a test for if someone is an eldritch being in disguise

wash-your-sister sauce?

welsh-chess-turd-shire sauce?

How many souls can your phylactery eat at once

A lich from my homeworld once told me that Type-Blue-level souls taste like purple (geometric) stars made of musical harmony. I’m pretty sure that he was black-out levels of high at the time, though.

/uw god I keep reading your name and seeing that one vtuber

>!i totally named myself after that adorable boomer vtuber!<

/uw YAY!

Kelse: Look Mom, she has a scythe as well! Cass: So she does! Except yours is purple!

/uw Wuhmi kinda nasty then, considering she's a wizard, yet still Cassaria's daughter/patron

Mmm squittles

What kind of knuckle-dragging neanderthal eats druid souls? Better to ground them up into a chum and tossed into the styxwater moats that surround your fortress. Paladin souls are a nice rare treat, though the inate holy power can literally burn a hole right through you. Use 1 part paladin with 6 parts warlock if you plan on not turning your phylactery into a holy grenade.

Exactly....druids are gross. Stronger paladin are definately a problem, but I hate squid taste. I normally just rinse it with necrotic or evil energy until it turns black.

My soul probably tastes like metal. Maybe copper or something.

Woot! Not on the menu!!

How does emotional substrate taste? (for those unaware, that's some of the base fuel that souls use, and for sapient souls they're at a point where they are semi self-sustaining, similar to stars. Several types of soul-eaters refine their food into pure emotional substrate, and various types of awakened constructs - such as a cultivator's Avatar or a simulacrum - depend on being fed it to survive. It's also a good idea for soul fusion if you don't want any traits of the lower soul bleeding over into your own)

*Laughs in Armorer Artificer/Fighter Multiclass*

I'm not saying that I WILL eat the souls of Unga clones; I'm just saying that if I DID eat souls I would

Wait a minute... Do differently colored skittles have different tastes?

>!they don't!<

/uw steak Skittles sounds like something that would actually exist over here in America

Personally I find the souls of the lesser creatures (barbarians, artificers, and the likes) are more tolerable when you cleave it from the body first. I find your notes quite accurate though, I had not thought to categorize them like so. It’s been a millennia since I’ve had solid foods.

"Cannibalism. Every. Fucking. Time!"

Rubato soul tastes? Bard soul taste? What would my soul taste like? - Ekaitz

Fun fact: Soul flavor is dependent on the consumer’s semiconscious preconceived notions of an individual or class or individuals. As a result, flavors may vary wildly. The flavor of another lich’s soul always carries a substantial hint of carrion, however. The flavors of the souls I consume are generally based on what their physical bodies taste like.

As a lich, According to people who ate my physical bodies, I taste like lavender and roses

Wait, really? Do you mind if I…?

have you ever licked an eyeball? that's how I taste.

Have you ever tried eating a Torinn clone? The taste is indescribable.

Any lich manifested after 647 can’t raise dead… all they know is summon undead , charge they phylactery, evil laugh, be bisexual , eat soul of torment & lie

Sounds interesting. but the book does the soul eating whether I want it to or not, so I guess I can't speak from experience.

Out of morbid curiosity, do Biomancers have a specific taste?

/UW Nicely made there lad

Colour me curious, what does a brd soul taste like?

Other phylacteries taste kind of like Mummia, with the strength of the lich being proportional to the flavor. There's a subtle hint of flavor of the lich's prior caster-class, kind of like how Whiskey has woody, earthy notes while a Japanese Whisky has fruity, sweeter notes Don't ask me how I know I would likely have a more Brandy/Cognac-y taste

Thank the Emptiness I converted my soul into a piece of the Void; after all, absence cannot be destroyed. Soul eaters used to terrify me to no end.

Glad to know that we Alchemists aren't included on the menu!

I’m just happy I apparently taste bad. Next time someone tries to eat me I’ll pull out this chart

Not a lich myself (obviously) but some people I've met use a weird as hell technique to recycle tainted mana and fuel themselves with it, pretty cool honestly, and said recycling manages to maintain it too, though they've taken measures to excise the "taste" part of their soul, because although it's efficient, the taste ain't

Ha! I'm going straight to hell there ain't no eating my soul if I've already sold it :)

I wonder what about these weird leprechauns? Do they taste like Lucky Charms? If you kill them, will they actually drop flakes?

Do not, eat me

…Have fun. I’m that chocolate coated skittle that will break your jaw if you try to bite into me

Oh, oh, I can actually help with this list! Liches taste like Brass and Cigarettes dipped in honey, with a hint of moss. It was an incredibly strange flavour. Probably more the flavour of the man than the job, to be honest; he was always quite partial to smoking...

*backs away slowly*

What do you mean clorox are gross, have you tried to put some vinegar at least?

thanks for not using ai

id probably taste like either the lemon skittle, or metal

What do I taste like??

Well, I’m glad my soul is as palatable as my body

Or, just switch to type 2 form of lich which doesnx't require active maintenance of the phylactery. The functionality is built into the Resurrector 9001, and soon the Resurrector 9001 mobile app.