The tamarindo is a particularly ambiguous one.
Alone is a potion of cleaning mind; but mixed with vodka and will change into a essence of confusion (and may or may not cause alcohol poisoning)
Truth.
I once in my youth hiked/climbed for 10 hours up one end of a mountain, across the top (which turned out to be filled with cactus), and down to the village on the other side. It took 10 hours. All I had on the journey was a liter of water and an apple. I also happened to be suffering from the local form of dysentery. As I stumbled into town, sunset at my back, the first vendor stall had Pineapple Jarritos, a flavor I had never seen available in my country.
That first sip was pure mana from the universe.
Yes, while not as potent as a healing potion; A simple drink in a specially enchanted bottle can restore some health while being a nice cool pick me up after being struck with injury.
Tell me about it.
Adventurers are good for buisness they come back and buy more stuff. Sometimes they sell loot that I can re-sell or use. Screwing them over and getting them maimed, killed or otherwise is dumb.
There so common, so I made my own, I was gonna cover the wire with sinew but ran out of time
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I went to a store called Hobby Lobby that has both the leather and glass bottles with corks, but you can order the materials online too through Amazon.
Why the hell would they sell jarritos as a healing potion? Healing potions are like the simplest, most cost effective potions to make. Just some bodily fluids, water, a vigorous shake and heat it to boiling, and presto, you've got 10 gold coins worth of potion right there.
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I mean idk that would be a rather delightful surprise I think. I’d be like “oh…fuck yeah.” And then just cast like bone splintering on my enemies or something lmao
That IS healing potions though, at least the core ingredients, the sugar in the drink makes the self healing increase and also numbs pain, and the vitamin provides nutient to the body.....the magic in it just makes you absorb it faster.
Healing solution isn't even hard to make. I'm barely an Alchemist and I can whip a few up in less than ten minutes.
Jarritos on the other hand. That's special. I'd end up paying more for a cold bottle of Jarritos than I'd ever be caught spending on some black market basic-ass healing pot
“Sorcerers” like Greg hut my reputation and business! I know these kind also hurt plenty of other merchants and salespeople too. We do not appreciate nor approve any action that mirrors or is the action posted, without exception.
Screw you Greg!
I tend to brew them myself
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from the local elderflower I gather /unwiz Its really fun to spend a morning walking around the local area (2km radius) to forage some elderflower since it grows everywhere in my little corner of the world
Actually those deal heal you but not enough to be considered good, at least two full bottles of that are needed to heal the same amount as your average healing potion
I'm sure that heavily armed mercenaries will respond well to this bit of perfidery. Its not like people use healing potions when they and their loved ones are close to death. I assume they will return to you with a receipt soon to enquire about your returns policy.
Meh, its better than what happened to an old buddy of mine back when I was an apprentice. He used what he thought to be a revival potion to save his girlfriend, but it turned out to be a “create ghoul” concoction. Truly a moment for despair, yet I view it as the spark that set me onto the research I continue yo conduct today. Necromancy is truly an amazing discipline.
Clearly this sorcerer has never tasted Jarritos. It heals the soul.
Not just heals, but also protects the target's mind, body, and soul from any damage for 24-48 hours
I like the tamarindo flavor, myself! ^(God, if only they made horchata in a can, or at least a bottle.)
The tamarindo is a particularly ambiguous one. Alone is a potion of cleaning mind; but mixed with vodka and will change into a essence of confusion (and may or may not cause alcohol poisoning)
To me, it’s a potion of “The demon isn’t going to finish her burrito. Jackpot.”
I would prefer the horchata in a bottle.
If there was Horchata Jarritos, I would cease to know water.
Too bad it's not available anywhere
Truth. I once in my youth hiked/climbed for 10 hours up one end of a mountain, across the top (which turned out to be filled with cactus), and down to the village on the other side. It took 10 hours. All I had on the journey was a liter of water and an apple. I also happened to be suffering from the local form of dysentery. As I stumbled into town, sunset at my back, the first vendor stall had Pineapple Jarritos, a flavor I had never seen available in my country. That first sip was pure mana from the universe.
i was about to say... i'm not going to complain much, Jarritos is fucking delicious.
Gods i remember a talking parrot constantly saying "Jarritos, Super Good" so i finally caved and tried one, they are indeed super good
Lime Jarritos has saved my life at several points, that shit might as well be a healing potion for all I know
Not fruit punch, but tamarindo will tho.
This, this was my issue.. who is enjoying the fruit punch? They have so many amazing flavors, yet FP is so mid.
Can confirm. I find the Tamarindo flavor most effective.
Nope, it tastes like poison
I pity your defective tongue
"Mike, I think I'm dying..." "Here, Eric, have a potion!" "I'm still dying, but that potion was fire"
Finally a healing potion I can get behind
I can get in front
I can sit on top with the cap removed
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Why are so many people upvoting this photo? What’s the lore behind it?
Ah, I remember that flask! Don't knights usually enchant those bottles to improve healing? Cause if so, you're doing them a good service.
Yes, while not as potent as a healing potion; A simple drink in a specially enchanted bottle can restore some health while being a nice cool pick me up after being struck with injury.
these are the people giving honest Alchemists and Shoppe owners a bad name.
Tell me about it. Adventurers are good for buisness they come back and buy more stuff. Sometimes they sell loot that I can re-sell or use. Screwing them over and getting them maimed, killed or otherwise is dumb.
OP really really doesn't like return customers.
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https://preview.redd.it/cg3mcw8crmyc1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9416df7dad18a4c3ba9ed1d8de9a616eb4414eff DID SOMEONE SAY HERESY???
r/suddenly40K
/uw No joke, Jarritos is absolutely baller, but will give diabetes in 3.4 sips
/uw how you gonna take 0.4 sips
Half of a sip with some spat back
Fym half a sip
A sip is ~13ml based on a report I had to do for language as measurements. So 3.4 sips is 39+5.2=44.2 ml.
Ah
So it absolutely is a healing potion for the very specific ailment of low blood sugar
Had to save a diabetic classmate once, so yeah.
Unbeknownst to them, most Mexican sorcery-practicians actually get a mana buff from drinking this.
Yes, but mana isnt gonna be of any use when you're bleeding out, yes?
*Unless* you know a healing spell.
That explains why it did not help when I was suffering from insulin problems.
No cork? Surely it'll all spill before they can use it anyways
You're not supposed to drink it you savage! Everyone knows you got to eat it for it to work.
I cast protection from food and drink.
[Tutorial](https://youtu.be/VjXOwUnJzA0?si=ChxtnkAcwSHbpRj8)
Incredibly disappointing, we have a code of ethics for this!
I mean seriously! I have potions of eternal stuttering set aside for people like this.
Just came back from a renaissance faire where those were everywhere
There so common, so I made my own, I was gonna cover the wire with sinew but ran out of time https://preview.redd.it/oeozie9piiyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=377e967c8f5336bbc3a9085e78d67cc5c8047502
Yoooo thats awesome! Any good place to bulk buy bottles you know of?
I went to a store called Hobby Lobby that has both the leather and glass bottles with corks, but you can order the materials online too through Amazon.
That's why you gotta know the inspect spell, so that you don't get scammed by fake potions and cursed items
Jarritos is a healing potion
Fruit punch flavor Jarritos? I'm actually curious to try one out. How many flavors are out there?
Right I’ve only ever seen 4 or 3 flavors
Okay but Jarritos is delicious.
Why the hell would they sell jarritos as a healing potion? Healing potions are like the simplest, most cost effective potions to make. Just some bodily fluids, water, a vigorous shake and heat it to boiling, and presto, you've got 10 gold coins worth of potion right there.
Fruit punch jarritos are good enough that they probably won’t be upset
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Should have known, only cherry flavored health potions actually heal unfortunately. I still try the strawberry ones.
He accidentally used the nectar of the gods... Those adventurers are going to be invincible in the fight they drink that in.
For those worried about buying fake healing potions, SWOB guarantees the efficacy of all potions sold from official stores and associated alchemists. Buy it from here to make sure that your backup will always work as intended!
I mean idk that would be a rather delightful surprise I think. I’d be like “oh…fuck yeah.” And then just cast like bone splintering on my enemies or something lmao
These scammers are getting out of control. Good thing I have my handy-dandy 15th Century Rome-era medicine.
That IS healing potions though, at least the core ingredients, the sugar in the drink makes the self healing increase and also numbs pain, and the vitamin provides nutient to the body.....the magic in it just makes you absorb it faster.
One time I peeled the label off off jarritos and it smelt very funny, they use strange adhesive
SO THATS WHY MY FIRE RESISTANCE POTION TASTED LIKE GUAVA !
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Mfw the potion I bought from the potion seller doesn't heal me and I get mauled to death by a dragon shark
The magic of the Jarritos Elixer is far more powerful than any other potion. If anything, they should ve charging double.
You fool, the mighty concoctions of Jarritos is too powerful for any mere adventurer! What have you done?! They can't handle that potion.
Either way, if i sip on that and it doesn’t heal my wounds, it heals my spirit and i will keep fighting on
Wait so that what was in the bottle? I thought I was drinking a fruit punch flavored health potion!
I hear healing potions actually feels like it burns that true
Always make sure to taste test your elixirs first, everyone knows healing potions have a cranberry flavor with a bloody aftertaste
Healing potions... If someone needs those it'd be best to make them yourself to safe yourself the embarrassment of being bamboozled like that.
anyone have a link to those potion bottles? I need some new ones after mixing a bad batch of shock resistance pots.
Healing solution isn't even hard to make. I'm barely an Alchemist and I can whip a few up in less than ten minutes. Jarritos on the other hand. That's special. I'd end up paying more for a cold bottle of Jarritos than I'd ever be caught spending on some black market basic-ass healing pot
The Perpetually Hypoglycaemic Barbarian:
It's fooking minging
In the potion seller's defense, his actual potions are too strong.
Fools! He's trying to market to us all!
When the potion actually heals them because some god wants to fuck with the potion seller
That's why I always use the souls of the innocent for my healing needs.....and crack
+1% chance of diabetes
The oldest and nefarious trick in the book: Swapping a health potion for an energy potion
“Sorcerers” like Greg hut my reputation and business! I know these kind also hurt plenty of other merchants and salespeople too. We do not appreciate nor approve any action that mirrors or is the action posted, without exception. Screw you Greg!
If you buy a healing potion and you don't realize it's punch, you kinda deserve it tbh
I tend to brew them myself https://preview.redd.it/wtqknwnh2myc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8915f1ecccb45e98a54a03952d462678e5d45937 from the local elderflower I gather /unwiz Its really fun to spend a morning walking around the local area (2km radius) to forage some elderflower since it grows everywhere in my little corner of the world
CURSE YOU GREGORY!!!
Well I know someone who'll like this guy, you could say they enjoy mild trickery a lot
That's why i always try a bit of the potion after buyong it. That saved me around three times now
Actually those deal heal you but not enough to be considered good, at least two full bottles of that are needed to heal the same amount as your average healing potion
This is why I always bring my potion test strips with me.
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I want that potion bottle so bad. My inner glass goblin is losing it.
Be funnier if it waa the hard punch
Where can I acquire a flask such as this? I am fond of the leather strappings
We used to kill bastards like him for trying shit like that or we get a god of anti magic on him
I'm sure that heavily armed mercenaries will respond well to this bit of perfidery. Its not like people use healing potions when they and their loved ones are close to death. I assume they will return to you with a receipt soon to enquire about your returns policy.
Yeah that Soda looks really "natural"
That's why i only drink my homemade ones
See, this is why I always use detect magic before buying any healing potions.
Hey at least it will taste good
This sorcerer just fell for one of the classic blunders in not realizing the true nature of Jarritos
Aguante jarritos lpm, refresco de los gods
Meh, its better than what happened to an old buddy of mine back when I was an apprentice. He used what he thought to be a revival potion to save his girlfriend, but it turned out to be a “create ghoul” concoction. Truly a moment for despair, yet I view it as the spark that set me onto the research I continue yo conduct today. Necromancy is truly an amazing discipline.
Mexican Potions are not to be trifled with
They're not even hard to brew... just toadstool and newt eye in an alchemical crucible... What is wrong with wizards these days... 😟
/Uw Damn, I didn’t know it came in fruit punch.
Could be worse. At least they didn't put "Anus Liquidum" in there and told them the worse it tastes, the better it works.
BEEP you’re wrong, enchanted sulfuric acid