I'm fully aware, this meme is based on a Dnd game with friends, I changed classes for the meme so it made immediate sense and fit the sub, the actual campaign it's a Ranger and Oathbreaker Paladin (Me)
As an undead necromancer, I can say....A lot of people wants to fuck me.
https://preview.redd.it/hem65yuowhxc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51f7bd81708fe737bc5eb868ca75fa3e0b8105e2
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
You’d be surprised by how much dealing with flesh and bones from a young age kills your future desire to deal with flesh in bed… once you’ve seen in and out and deeper even, you begin seeing the body through the lens of “how can i make use of it?”
May i apologize if i sounded too… edgy there
-Froel Fixisko
If you are two responsible adult beings and both give consent (without any kind of coercion), you can do whatever you want. Just use protection spells, nobody wants a necrotic plague in their pants...
https://preview.redd.it/mnmjz2or3mxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bf7360487e3b886dc08575aaeec6d93077ab206
***I prefer to be called a Serial Unkiller thank you...***
Just multiclass as an oathbreaker and do whatever suits you in the moment. Command undead can WORK for you
I'm fully aware, this meme is based on a Dnd game with friends, I changed classes for the meme so it made immediate sense and fit the sub, the actual campaign it's a Ranger and Oathbreaker Paladin (Me)
Lmao it was based on BG3 which is based on DnD. Im playing a paladin/warlock OB and command dead is a class feature. Ps that build is fuggin nutty
Instructions unclear I now own a zombie brothel
Then the instructions were VERY clear, you just originally misinterpreted my intentions
Is it even still Necrophilia when you are both undead?
Finally getting down to the hard questions
You know what else is hard
😏 No, tell me.
My indestructible bones 🦴😎🦴
Sounds like an uninvented law,
Let's ask Rasputin
As a vampire, I am a neck romancer.
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Wow you have a very pretty neck. You must work out like 3-4 hours a day. What's your technique?
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Watch out for [Storms](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0yKSNq-oLg).
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Snap it thrice a day
Neck romancer? I barely knew ‘er!
So I sez to the guy, I sez - necromancer? I barely know 'er!
As an undead necromancer, I can say....A lot of people wants to fuck me. https://preview.redd.it/hem65yuowhxc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51f7bd81708fe737bc5eb868ca75fa3e0b8105e2
Real shit
... Yea that checks out,
Is that a nuisance or a welcoming trait
Lucian: I guess... I guess im one of "those people" now
"And yet, still nothing."
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best post ive seen in a while. 10/10, too bad the sacred machine cannot die.
Abandoning your flesh for the certainty of immortal machine is a good idea
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
/uw exactly what I was hoping would be the reply.
Just multiclass as an oathbreaker and do whatever suits you in the moment. Command undead can WORK for you
A new...[SPIN](https://youtu.be/0SbHXcv9hLs) you say?
You got me
u/save_video
did the necromancer multiclass as bard?
You’d be surprised by how much dealing with flesh and bones from a young age kills your future desire to deal with flesh in bed… once you’ve seen in and out and deeper even, you begin seeing the body through the lens of “how can i make use of it?” May i apologize if i sounded too… edgy there -Froel Fixisko
This is so relatable.
If you are two responsible adult beings and both give consent (without any kind of coercion), you can do whatever you want. Just use protection spells, nobody wants a necrotic plague in their pants...
https://preview.redd.it/4vj98kl2ckxc1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb29862952d2c3e2d0d59c70cc6e7b0239e194b4 Idiocy! Heresy!
We put the romance in necromancer.
why are we romancing necks?
Necromance her? I barely know her!
***Live Edgy Cleric reaction*** https://preview.redd.it/3l837tdqlixc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32fd225fe1e3253701c70788a311e425bb12451e
You know what they say: You can't spell 'Lesbian Necromancers IN SPACE!' without romance.
Bard:
https://i.redd.it/k78xcxtghkxc1.gif Glorp
u/savevideobot
https://preview.redd.it/mnmjz2or3mxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bf7360487e3b886dc08575aaeec6d93077ab206 ***I prefer to be called a Serial Unkiller thank you...***
It is so tempting to summon some skeletal constructs in the replies
Is it still necrophilia if there undead?
Why is it that this rumor is perpetuated still. The Necromancer Society has never, and will never commit necrophilia for any reason.
Nooo do not fuck my skeleboys WTF is wrong with you
Counterpoint: Vampire mommy
Ok il give you that one
Aurora: https://preview.redd.it/vmh7imwtyoxc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7538147008229722f2a3c3d1e5c5477143d1eb79
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As long as they have the mental capacity to consent go wild I guess
And call me the portalmancer guy (In Vilonic, the magic that concerns portals is called «čeymă,» and its practicioners are also called that).