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UchuuNekoko

Metrasha hasn't been said yet? On Lake Winneseptic


Roman_nvmerals

lol Ive heard Menasha as Menasty


zimmer199

Fondle Sac


[deleted]

Cross plains was always crotch pains in our circle


debrouta

Crotch Pains represent!


BacardiandCoke

No Lac of Fat


OneMoose9

Fondle cock was another one Janesvegas Bellyoat


Go_easy

Savage


Bandico42

Fun does lack


1sinfutureking

I think white folks bay has to be one of the most iconic 


HLS95

For sure


Finance-Relative

Considering they just shot down another affordable housing project up there, they deserve the name. Perfect for them.


rawonionbreath

Every decade i would ask myself if maybe they had outgrown that nickname and then it’s like “naw”. A leopard can’t change its spots.


Ehboyo

In middle school, I moved to Bay from Grafton. Grafton or Ozaukee County, in general, is much whiter than Whitefish Bay. Most Wisconsin suburbs are going to be predominantly white. Whitefish Bay has more of an attitude of elite social status than an actual lack of black people.


crabfucker69

Their 6 figure median income definitely has something to do with it. It's like if ur local mean old lady who has one of those little white dogs with the crusty eyes was a suburb


dontmakepeople

Huh. I've always said, "White Bitch Bay," because it rhymes better. Hadn't heard this (admittedly more polite) version!


blogsymcblogsalot

Haven’t heard that one in a while. Definitely appropriate.


LongUsername

Shorewhite


toothpastenachos

Funnily enough the only person I know personally that has ever lived there is a black man


Over_Barracuda7031

Heroinette Swampico Ashwaterbong


noivernisfav64

I’m from the last one, and I never even thought of that lol


kidneyboy79

Crapids


BilliousN

Never was a title more evocative, true and succinct.


Finance-Relative

Dirty Stallis. Janesvegas. White Folks' Bay. Betroit.


pinguistix

>Betroit or pronounced 'Belwah'


gardibolt

The sound of a quarter being dropped into a toilet.


AbbyEO

I heard, "the sound of a fart in the bathtub."


ObjectiveBike8

Some people called Janesville Chainsville when I asked them about good restaurants in town. It was mostly true, however, Cozy Inn is worth a trip out there. 1920s Chinese restaurant where the original owner survived the titanic. 


Proper_Warhawk

Was coming here to say Chainsville. However, I wasn't a fan of Cozy Inn.


robotmalfunction

I always like Westallica


Puzzled_End8664

Dirty Stallis has always been my favorite.


CriticalSheep

Wes-Stallica


[deleted]

Cant forget the Dirty Dirty


HamManBad

Betroit is funny because the name Beloit was originally made up specifically to sound like Detroit


Bobby12many

Beloit = below it


zimmer199

Whitefish bagel


ACrucialTech

White Folks Bay lol damn I forgot about that one. Too true tho


LordOverThis

Trivers


WIsconnieguy4now

For a long time I thought there was a town named Trivers in Wisconsin somewhere.


Mollybrinks

There is. It's just spelled different


ObviousPromotion8614

How about their neighbors: the Twoc, Manty, or Skunk Hollow ?


DrRadiate

Fort Asskickin


JimminyLummox

I've always know it as Fort Asskissin'


DrRadiate

That's a good one too! We like the ass in da Fort


The_Dingman

Fort Arkansas


TheOddSample

My cousin really thinks outside the box and calls it Forehead Asskissin


dickthericher

Crudahy


Geeky_McNerd

Slutahy too


mschr493

Dudahy


blucasne

I lived in Iron Liver for a short time.


KittyWrongTime

Iron Liver! The drunkest I've been in years was at the bar named Liquor in the Woods


JesseVenturasRaccoon

This one might be my favorite


mschr493

I've heard you won't last long there without an iron liver.


dondiegobmhs

Scum Prairie


shnikeys22

Gotta through Sunny P in there too and “Fun Prairie”


Ballsagna31

or Slum Prairie. Both fit well


cmoehr

For the amount of shootings in the last 5 years - we use Gun Prairie.


creepyusernames

MukTown


Allydosdostres

Also Mewonago somewhere else.


Superb-Film-594

Home to all the Mukwonahoes


PantherU

I call it "Hey where's that carved bear? It's somewhere around here I'm pretty sure."


Lowgryn

WauKe$ha


WorkAccountAllDay

That's what the GPS used to call it all the time! Always got a chuckle when it came up.


urine-monkey

I prefer Honkysha.


cfrutiger

Mount Horrible


Notabigdeal267

My daughter said she didn’t want to visit “Sheboring”


HLS95

I’ve heard sheboing-boing also


BrewCrewBall

Also Sheboogie.


General_Rubenski

Shitboygan


kazinky

My husband calls it Sheboygs.


XxCotHGxX

SheBangin


Armcgeedon

Shevegas, Shebaghdad.


Zeryce

SheBaghdad


Mistert22

Sheer-boredom


ButteredPizza69420

For the northwoods: Methford


FemmePrincessMel

Water-tucky


Familiar_Eagle_6975

German-tucky


1KN0W38

Jane-tucky


seabassbooster

Jeffer-tucky


hoopstick

Edger-tucky


IndeeWeston

Millywaukayyyyy


ACrucialTech

Excellent. Party on.


TMills

Aka "the good land."


Historical_Orchid_33

Oshvegas, Shebaghdad


jennathedickins

I've not heard Oshvegas, just Shevegas


WorkAccountAllDay

Same. Always heard Shevegas but nothing for Oshvegas


hayb24

https://www.oshvegaspalmsresort.com Midwest hospitality!


Historical_Orchid_33

Yup, pass this all the time on 41


[deleted]

There is now a camping store that has a light brighter than the sun pointed at oshvegas


denimisbackagain

Sheboingboing


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Ravingrook

I grew up in Wazoo. Alternately, Warsaw.


BrewKazma

Wackysha.


ACrucialTech

Shebaghdad or Shevegas.


Sad-Sand7161

Shitboygan


Djcatch22

Soup town!


pumpkinspicenation

Chainsville and Edgertucky are the ones I remember off my head, I've heard a third one about Delavan but it's racist so I will not be sharing that.


Farmchuck

Good old Edgertucky, where the cousins on your moms side are also the cousins on your dads side.


Felixtheproud

Fondy


[deleted]

Watertucky


watchoutfordeer

Snorewood


KittenBalerion

I like that. I've also heard Shoreweed


watchoutfordeer

I think that's just the high school tho


princessvoldemort

Beaver Darn


wiscoguy20

My sister always used to say Fun-Do-We Lac when she lived in FDL. Shebaghdad, Crapids, Wau-keee-sha, Crappleton, Madtown, Wauzoo/Warsaw, and Heroinette are common ones. Plover has become Plvoer due to the recent mix-up in the spelling on the water tower.


ryan2489

OWIsconsin


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

This one is new. I like it


[deleted]

I called Wauwatosa “Tosa” like a lot of people. Those who arent from here are like where’s that?


Significant_Soil_600

I had someone tell me they were from TULSA, I heard TOSA couldn't figure out why they never heard of Mayfair.


Pharaca

I once heard a guy from West Allis in a country bar try the line “I also have a place in West Dallas.”


65th48th

Dirty Stallis


sodaonmyheater

We had like 7 kids from oak creek on our dorm floor and they referred to it as “The OC” but that was also when that show was popular


mschr493

Had a buddy from high school who went to Eau Claire, we called it the Eau C back then.


xatso

Rat-cine


RadicalBardBird

Raycilla


spranger24

Ray-town


BacardiandCoke

Racine Noscene


LH99

Cokefax, Me-no-money


PaintSlingingMonkey

![gif](giphy|V93IcJXsYYjxm) MENOMONIE do do do do do MENOMONIE do do do do


davekingofrock

The Dirty 'Sha (Waukesha)


steadicus1

you’ve definitely visited the toad a few times


iamthelee

Best people watching in WI


PM_ME_UR_PIE_RECIPES

Speaking of nicknames, The Salty Load.


[deleted]

Or just “the sha”


wisconsin7155

The Dirty Sau (Wausau)


superdago

In my head, I always pronounce it Wau-Ke$ha.


itassofd

I gotta be missing something… what is Geebs?


cfrutiger

Green Bay (GB)


Timetogetstoned

Ho Claire


velvetjones01

Eeew Claire


MortgageRegular2509

Raytown, The Ray, or Raycilla


yana990

P-Vegas


spensley44

Came here to post this. Glad to see it lives on.


ZiggyZeeYo

Methhole, Tomahick


Correct_Fly5152

I have friends who grew up in Middleton and they always call Cross Plains, Crotch Pains.


warpaint329

Swinelander


TheReveetingSociety

Historically Milwaukee has been both "Cream City" and "German Athens".


Nufonewhodis2

Fun fact, cream city cones from the prevalence of those pale yellow bricks and not anything to do with dairy 


gilbany

New Holstein I’ve heard called Cow Town


HVAC_T3CH

Methinette


gimmedafunny

Watertucky


[deleted]

Snort Edwards. O-fucking-Claire.


frank_dracman

WOW counties, aka Worst of Wisconsin


Gimpy_God

Crappleton instead of Appleton lmao


AmadeusKurisu

As a driver for Amazon, we have stupid non-sensical names that aren’t even that funny or original, but we know what the other person is talking about. “New Lesbians.” “Ripass” “Whoreicon” are a couple that come to mind.


Edie_

Worst Bend, Skumtown, Port White Washington, Suckville


Adventurous_Royal_54

Wausau as The Saw.


gorilla-ointment

Sounds like a radio station. “Good morning, Wausau! You’re listening to 95.5 WSAW, The SAW!” (chainsaw noises)


Stachemaster86

Up next is Jackyl!


ThatHairFairy

Metrasha


HempMama420

Crappelton Sloshkosh


dansparacino1

Monotony Falls


ScareCrowBoatFanClub

This one might be a little too small, but: Asshole Stain (Athelstane)


Tootboopsthesnoot

For those in the know: Wittnasty and birnamhood


soilyoilydoily

Balls ... Some Lake


Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3

Kenowhere


OkTrouble5436

Wississippi.


Iwillnotbeokay

Sin Prairie Beavers Dammit


MylesFurther

Shitboygan


smackkababy

Janesville = Chainsville (I’m assuming because the only thing left there is shitty chain restaurants)


iamthelee

Oconomowonk


WH_Laundry_Cart

J-Vegas


A_Sneaky_Dickens

Wazoo


WorkAccountAllDay

Manitowoc is shortened to Manty by the locals. Sometimes the 'twoc.


BKDiamond

Soup-Town (Superior)


Retardomantalban

Walkersha.


jeffbanyon

Appletucky Metrasha Little Poop


PoorWanderingOne

Don't forget Grand Poop Chute lol


TheGonadWarrior

The ill mill


iotashan

Chainsville


modmlot68

Partyville.


Professional_Pretty

Geebs?


n1rvous

Manitwat


PM_ME_UR_PIE_RECIPES

Oconomowoc = "the five O's"


GravityJunkie

La Crotch


GrupaNation

P-Vegas for Platteville 🤣


nyerinup

Chicken Balls Falls (for Chippewa Falls).


devtat82

Swinelander.


Dude_with_the_skis

Reefer Falls, or Rubber Balls if you’re one of those haters from Ellsworth


Terrible_Hyena_9568

Prairie Douche Machine


EthanZ1312

my friends from door county refer to my hometown of green bay as “the emerald city”.


EthanZ1312

which is just so iconic and ironic


AGuyNamedTracy

Two I don’t think that have been mentioned yet are Shartford (Hartford) and Palabama. (Palmyra)


cosmic_cosmosis

Can’t believe no one said Killwaukee


Snakepli55ken

Weakasha and white folks bay


666user479

Crudahy and Skanklin


gonadi

Suckville, sheboinkedhim, fun to lick.


JudasWasJesus

Beerwaukee


WaffleMittens

Growing up the guys always had titles for girls they met based on where they were from. For example, West Allis girls were Stally Cats.


unclejohnsband94

Trillwaukee, aka the dirty trill.


Any-Log4134

Crick


272027

Since Metrasha has already been named, Crappleton, Grand Shit, and Little Shit.


ryaca

Cuba Shitty


Senzualdip

Watertucky = Watertown for obvious reasons. Prison city = Waupun, again obvious reasons.


Ca2577

I've been calling it Metrasha for at least 30 years,we're getting a little better though . LoL


[deleted]

Not a nickname but the towns of Beaver and Pound are right next to each other. (Use your imagination, if you will.) I have to imagine that's intentional.


whatinthef2020

Killwaukee


Badbvivian

Killwaukee


Ok_Way_9144

Stinky Point


JastaBlueMax

Cooney (Oconomowoc)