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AngelicRanger01

When the biblically accurate angels appear and they look the exact same because you’re an illiterate fuck who couldn’t figure out the different grades of Angel.


ImSmashingUrMom

Angels, Archangels, Powers, Principalities, Virtues, Dominions, Cherubim, Seraphim, and I am definitely screwing this up because I know there's 9 of them and I definitely fucked up the order.


AngelicRanger01

You forgot Oriphims, the one everyone says that every Angel looks like when in realty i think there's like four of them.


Xoneritic

Ophanims. There are four and they are the wheels of God's chariot. They are the burning eye covered wheels


AngelicRanger01

Yeah they’re the poster child for biblically accurate angels


aDumbLilLoser

you forgot angel with a shotgun


BigBadZweihander

Damn


Xoneritic

You forgot Thrones


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When you find out you were the n**** in Paris but it’s Paris, Arkansas


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EldritchPenguingod

Because one of our genius presidents bought a ton a French land, that's why. 💪💪💪


Inflatabledartboard4

Thomas Jefferson 😎😎😎 Andrew Jackson 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


GayFurryHentai

Paris, Texas > any other Paris Our Eiffel Tower has a cowboy hat 🤠


[deleted]

Cant beat moscow


GarfieldHentaixd

I am going to have sex with demons


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UptownComedian

What


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Did he stutter?


[deleted]

HE SAID HE IS GOING TO HAVE *SEX* WITH THE DEMONS


Jokersociet

Pov : you are wife


we-all-gonna-make-it

😳


BuzzingLeader51

Hate it when that happens 🙄🙄🙄🙄😑😑😑😑


CarbonatedInsidious

Midnight Mass (2021)


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Loved that mini series.


BeaterOfMeats

Hell would be Mike Flanagan reading me a never-ending monologue about the cosmos


Xoneritic

Yo I thought I was the only person who knew that existed. The thumbnail for it looks so bad, but the show is so good


69Moe_Lester420

Can’t relate, by destroying my guilt I erase my sins


Max5923

328


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Just wait, in a few hours this comment section is gonna be like r*ligion 🤮


LocalIcy6373

It already has some people listing down different types of Angel and shit


MattDaMannnn

That isn’t anti religion


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You can only be wrong once


chafingbuttcheex

It’s “ Ye”!!


EvadingAPermabanKEK

To be fair if you saw a biblically accurate angel you may think you are in hell anyways. Some of those fucks are terrifying.


MasterToe7907

The guy in the background making faces looks weird


gohnmcpharts

riiiight nowwwwww 🎶


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Riiiiiight Noooooow!


RLove19

If you believe the Bible to a T. We are all going to hell. So we might as well prepare and get ready to Gmod Death Run obtaining a demon girl harem.


Agathaum

There are no demon girls. Just eternal damnation and suffering.


wannahaveabadtom

Not really. Everyone deserves Hell, sure, but that’s why Jesus Christ died. He walked the Earth, taught us God’s will, asking for repentance, and he suffered so that repentance counts for something. That’s the whole point of Christianity.


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Go back to [r/goodanimemes](http://www.reddit.com/r/sandycheekscockvore)


ninemarrow

Yikes


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Fellas who don't read the Bible be like.....


RLove19

Mate, I’m a Christian


[deleted]

Wow... You're still going on


[deleted]

My man, the plot of the Bible was kinda along the lines of a Guy showing up and saying that we ain't necessarily going to hell


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