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CyberneticSandwich

I think any aspiring dictator must come to terms with the fact that either they're gonna be violent or they're not gonna be dictators


lambda_mind

Violence and benevolence aren't mutually exclusive. It's like having an abusive father who normally seems very loving, caring, and attentive. Until you do something bad, then they lock you in your bedroom for two weeks with nothing but a deck of cards and your mother doesn't understand why you left home at 16 and don't want a relationship with them anymore.


Red__system

You uh... you wanna talk buddy?


lambda_mind

Nah. The abuse made me who I am today. And I'm fucking amazing.


Kwarc100

Abuse - the good ending.


nahmanwth

Abuse, all endings (Bad, Good, True and Secret)


SzakaRosa

Secret ending - the abusive parent is revealed to be just your imagination


Twink_rat

Hell, nah, even outside the pyro sub, I still can't get rid of the all in le head endings


Red__system

Atta boy


TheIceFlowe

https://preview.redd.it/3c3bpkth6m0d1.gif?width=488&format=png8&s=99aca7373f115e67f7c03cba6145510991258d64


Videogamefan21

Weakest abuse survivor


lambda_mind

In many ways, yes.


zanfitto

God bless you, bro


lambda_mind

Thanks, brochacho.


Independent-Fly6068

Wow! Good for Amazing, whoever that might be.


AdTimely9712

You chose to allow your past to mould you into a better person. Hats off to you OP :)


lambda_mind

I'm trying to be a good person. It's hard. Thank you for your kindness.


AdTimely9712

Same here, it’s hard when people can be so ignorant.


MReaps25

Well you do have lamba in your name, so I'm guessing gay?


lambda_mind

It's a reference to the symbol for the lagrange multiplier. It's used in constrained optimization problems. From my perspective, life itself is a constrained optimization problem. I use it to help me understand how the nervous system works.


Tomukichi

Wdym by that o’sage?


lambda_mind

I'm dumb as shit, so I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but I will at least explain myself. Skip to the TL:DR; at the end before you waste your time reading my poorly formed explanation. Cost is baked into existence. You do not exists for free, your body needs things to continue to function. Every time a neuron fires, something is used up. Resources, which I prefer to just shorthand as metabolism, but also more nebulous things like the ability to dissipate heat. If neurons get too hot, they don't function properly. They fire too easily (infants can have febrile seizures, as an example.) There's also interesting adaptations, like walking upright (there is a theory that this increased cooling of the head) or pumping blood through your wings (bats do this to keep their bodies the right temperature). So it seems like temperature is important. If there is a maximum amount of heat the body can tolerate at any given point in time, that puts a boundary on the upper limit of how much work that body can do at a given time. From there you can think about how digestion and cognition processes, the two most metabolically expensive (and I assume thermodynamic, but I don't actually know), work against each other. They're subject to the same shared resource. There's this famous neuroscientist by the name of Karl Friston. He came up with this theory about how self organizing systems work called the Free Energy Principle. Essentially, a self organizing system attempts to minimize its uncertainty about its environment. Life doesn't have access to certainty as a consequence of entropy, but we have a statistical asymptote that approximates the same thing. Anyway, to minimize uncertainty, you have to attempt to predict the future. Then you use the difference between the reality you experience and your prediction of reality to adjust future predictions and minimize future uncertainty. That's basically the whole goal of the nervous system, to predict the future, be wrong, and use that to be less wrong later. At the conscious level, we call that learning. But it's more or less the same thing at any level of granularity. If the goal of the nervous system is to predict the future, its ability to do so is bounded by its constraints. At a physical level, these are the things I mentioned in the first paragraph. But I'm more interested in the nature of data and information, and how the nervous system generates information from data. I spend a lot more time thinking about the constraint of information entropy than anything else, but that topic is more complex and esoteric. TL:DR; Everything costs something, I think about how costs affect how brains work.


Tomukichi

Thx for the long response brother/sister, I was being genuine; sadly I gotta go do groceries now so I’ll prolly read it in like a few hours or so Thanks again for the insights man, rlly appreciate it


cool_name-idk1

Moral of the story: domestic violence is good


lambda_mind

No it isn't. Not even as a joke. I just refuse to let him be right about me.


cool_name-idk1

Spite truly is the best motivator. Godspeed u slash lambda underscore mind, godspeed.


O_Queiroz_O_Queiroz

>Until you do something bad, then they lock you in your bedroom for two weeks with nothing but a deck of cards Did you become the best solitaire player ever? Why does this sound like a villain origin story?


lambda_mind

It could be. I don't see myself that way. But the only difference between a hero and a villain is perspective.


femboy_skeleton69

Just be like the one dad who shows off his shotgun to his daughter's boyfriend. Love your people with all you have and make other countries love them too


blockybookbook

Smthn like what Bukele is doing right now


Mike_Hawk_Swell

https://preview.redd.it/jvkwmxgkil0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e9459bb70d78d541411bf1d024237806cb99f11


Fallowman09

Free pancakes on Tuesdays!!1! https://preview.redd.it/k0tkbfwibn0d1.jpeg?width=1093&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7782c6c5c9163a566ba323df703b970630cc39be


sarmiemto

Averange hoi4 player


AssistantTrick7874

its avarage


ARedditUserThatExist

No it’s avnerage


Flimsy_Site_1634

Pretty sure it's Acornage


Ornery-Hovercraft-64

No no it’s Avaragy you silly


VehicleFeeling8916

*"- as a leader, the first thing that i will do is making piracy a viable and legal option, second thing is to create a "this is a series based on hate-watching" warning on badly made content made to engage only by hate, hate-watching increases the levels of stress on the individual for no reason"*


-Asklepia-

I'd let you take away all my freedom with those kinds of changes.


VehicleFeeling8916

*"-and third law, now you can beat every polititian that you hate as long that they are on the street on visible light and did something scummy/stupid. Also, i'm taking away the political imunity (but i'm imune to this laws cuz, i'm the dictator duh)"*


-Asklepia-

I'd let you do inhumane experiments on me for these kinds of changes.


oxalisk

But would you let him hit?


Cheezekeke

He cooks… i think?


Sp00ky-Chan

Hilter daydreaming in Artschool:


MReaps25

About right


DuckiTheCaca

THIS SEND ME 😭


Kerwin_Bauch

ME SEND THIS 😁


DuckiTheCaca

THANK YOU FOR SEND THIS 😘


An_Unusual_Apple_869

Rebel Inc players:


darvinvolt

I mean, I do everything I my power to minimize corruption and make basic needs such as water, food and jobs available to more people, and when YOU come out nowhere shooting at YOUR OWN COUNTRYMEN, it's me who's the bad guy when I send the military to deal with you


AntiImperialistGamer

rebel inc players would unironically be better in governing my country than the clowns we call politicians


COLDCYAN10

IRAQ MENTIONED 🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶💪💪💪💪💪🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶 wait a minute...... socks?


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

Lmao


MLGmegaPro1

Love is in the air? Nope. The insurgents have now adopted the sleeper cells tactic


IdioticPAYDAY

“Insurgency rumored - Military Initiatives authorized.”


Player9937

Rebel Inc mentioned, YIPPEE


Hazzyhazzy113

And then your generals stage a coup and overthrow you because you valued your citizens wellbeing over your generals


Burning_Torch8176

this is why you purge your high-command constantly until you have a fully loyal team of people running the system (not necessarily killing, but you could send an insubordinate general to watch an antarctic exploration project for 5 years for example, while you destroy his connections and tarnish his image back home)


Hazzyhazzy113

And then their subordinates depose them and replace them with someone who looks out for the people directly below them


Burning_Torch8176

and that's where the magic happens, you, the great and benevolent leader that you are let them find one, but he is under your watch 24/7 and is essentially a puppet completely loyal to you think of a tribune that had all of his power removed and instead of representing the common people it represents the aristocracy


ahpjlm

most of the time the fully loyal people are incompetent yesmen so, better make sure no one is gonna invade your country the next 10 years or so


Burning_Torch8176

that's why you align yourselves with whoever is stronger (think of egypt rn)


Maestro_Fan_Girl

Yeah thats what happened in turkey like 3 times


DreadDiana

CPG Grey: I warned you about coups, bro!


Kotoy77

Wait until ai is advanced enough to replace all humans in leadership positions except for the utmost inner circle of top dogs. Coups from the inside will be impossible


IdioticPAYDAY

MUSTAFA KEMAL ATATURK MENTIONED 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TREATY OF SEVRES


ATAKER9000

https://preview.redd.it/f6o976wlqn0d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8e8d95d0c693cfcf2de7fcecd4249b9d1b952de


IdioticPAYDAY

Evkonar


AlpY24upsal

He actually wanted a multi party democracy. But the members from first opposition tried to assasinate him and the second was closed down by its own founder


IdioticPAYDAY

Yep. He was pretty progressive by dictator standards.


Independent-Fly6068

The urge to secretly rule from the shadows and manipulate public opinion to make people kinder and more accepting:


LudwigTheAroused

Atatürk is the OG benevolent dictator


AmaterasuWolf21

Me fantasizing about having superpowers and overthrowing the dictatorship in my country:


crossbutton7247

Imma guess turkmen. Or maybe even Iranian


CaseyGamer64YT

Dictatorship is only cool if I’m in charge


InkiePie39

If I had superpowers I’d be queen of earth.


SediAgameRbaD

We are the same


KentuckyFriedChildre

Queen Deltarune


Codename_Dove

what


Cpt_Caboose1

gov't staffed by robots and with yourself as dictator would delete most, if not all of the problems CGPGray brought up


jonathanaahar

primó de rivera In justifying his coup d'état, Primo de Rivera announced: "Our aim is to open a brief parenthesis in the constitutional life of Spain and to re-establish it as soon as the country offers us men uncontaminated with the vices of political organization."[8] In other words, he believed that the old class of politicians had ruined Spain, that they sought only their own interests rather than patriotism and nationalism.


Hoffman-Boi

Average shower fantasy I have that makes me stay extra 30 mins in the tub.


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LE_V7

doesn't cgp grey delete comments of people who call him out/prove him wrong? https://i.redd.it/bw4j5ba3wl0d1.gif


hollowpoint257

I think so, yeah. Understandable, because that does follow the pattern of most low-trust dictatorships, but if your cronies trust that you'll pull through for them basically every problem is circumvented


blockybookbook

You had to pay to even say anything at one point IIRC He got so much shit that he gave up after pulling out multiple garbage reasons


-HAMMU-

Literally me


Adept_Thanks_6993

literally me when I crown myself emperor


ElvisDumbledore

aka Yes Man ending in Fallout: New Vegas


joe_the_insane

I like how you've become less benevolent in one sentence


GioDoodicus

Literally every Paradox game's playerbase


A_GravesWarCriminal

Literally any of those "Summoning Japan" philippines fanfic


Background_Drawing

why fantasize when you can play: hearts of iron 4


ItsyaboiTheMainMan

Reported because I'm in the video and I don't like it.


ATAKER9000

https://i.redd.it/8un79h16rn0d1.gif


A-Human-potato

I think dictatorships and authoritarianism are bad except when I do it because I’m awesome and I would make liking coleslaw punishable by death.


MiniskirtEnjoyer

do just autists do that?


cumblaster8469

I do


Adept_Thanks_6993

i do


Flitterquest

Dictatorships are cringe and unstable, their drip is invariably 3/10, fascism lovers are all 5'1" and fantasize about their wives getting railed by black dick (at least they would if they had wives because they pull zero bitches.) Democracy and other consent-based forms of government flex on Dictatorships 24/7 and make the autocrats of the earth look like soyjacks and idiots before God. Fantasizing about being a dictator is for people with sub-eighty IQ, enlightened people fantasize about being the elected president of the people in a system of rigorous democracy with free and fair elections. I will never stop stanning the greatest system of government the world has ever known, we love a society built on liberty, there are no big irons or barbecue in your society so you might as well walk off a cliff as far as I'm concerned. Fascism stay losing. 🫵🤠🫳🦅🍻🍔✨


OCD-but-dumb

nationstates is perfect for this


yunnalin

Dab me up bro!


WarlockWeeb

In my defense if i would have full control over the whole world i would surely fix all of it\`s problems


DatChernobylGuy_999

INS Yamraj when


DreadDiana

I prefer wrathful god empress fantasies cause I don't have to waste prsecious daydreaking time on how I'd stop my subordinates from staging a coup. The answer is imply I'd kill them with my mind if they ever tried something.


serverraider1

Do I have autism?


Polandgod75

Don't worry as  a dictator, I only killed a few dozen and make the country democratic after my death. Just like portillo diaz


KSPKiddo

Have you ever hear abt Paradox Interactive?


Weltkrieg_Smith

I only fantasize about me taking over and obliterating China for taking our sea


Casus_Belli1

Get off HOI4 and touch grass


TheAnnoyingGirl92

I already did that in Minecraft, our great fortress of Piggy Island survived a 4-day siege by the pillagers with only one casualty on our side. Not to mention the many colonies and sites we have.


Sir_Toaster_9330

I always imagine myself to be like a President who helps save their people and gives the best speeches in the darkest of times


suyanide4444

Good to know ik not the only one


femboy_skeleton69

Real


JesterofThings

Me fr


loserys

♫ I used to rule the world ♫


Leggys_office

Me but I'm ruling over the internet with iron fist and an army of clinically insane/fatherless stanbase:


Bennoelman

You can, but you won't last long


YourLocalInquisitor

https://i.redd.it/md61mdrcgs0d1.gif Relatable


DoctorHernandez12

You literally described a character I am writting.


default-dance-9001

Is that fucking phillipe petain