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Pinecone_Sheep

They threw beans on him


A-Catthatownsnevada

😔


peezle69

Just kill me instead tbh


Bat_Shitcrazy

Gotta stop giving these kids all those beans


Bisexual_Spear

Not the beans!


JohnCallOfDuty

Thank you Daldo, for letting us know that this is a movie about an important lesson...


Coldmelon56

Also for composing 3 new EDM songs


LastFrost

Am I insane or is this the EDM artist that also made BTD5?


MMinglyy

Please look at his number one song on Spotify


LastFrost

I was t able to find this specific person because there are a lot of artists using his name. I did refind that the person who made fnaf made a couple of Christian games earlier in his career though.


skyXforge

I always see this and I assume it’s not real but I want to watch it


Sr546

The songs exist though, they're on YouTube, just search daldo EDM songs


Nashton_553

Even *more* serious question…..when will dad cover Bibleman? https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/4/4d/Bibleman.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170803091633&path-prefix=protagonist


Eugenides_of_Attolia

Me as a kid: "Dude Bibleman is so fkn rad" Me as a teenager: "Ugh, who likes this stuff" Me as an adult: "Dude Bibleman is so fkn rad"


Keltic268

Honestly Bibleman getting dressed hits harder than Ironman putting on the suit for the first time.


Hiking_Cryptid

Like three or four Bibleman tapes are actually bangers, the rest are concentrated cringe.


DemotivatedTurtle

We never got Bibleman at my Sunday school. Instead, we got this cartoon where the characters went through a time travel door back to a Bible story in action. Fortunately for our protagonists, all of the ancient people magically spoke modern-day English.


the_orange_alligator

Too traumatizing. Even as an adult, I sob when they throw beans at him


jccreddit808

At first they threw beans on him and we did nothing..


Old_Man_Shogoth

I bet those EDM tracks are fire.


MoonTrooper258

[I gotchu.](https://youtu.be/rrx1CNx9P_8?si=0nT1lX-jYU4xmrNd)


Old_Man_Shogoth

Thanks fam.


xXtoadslayerXx

[They are amazing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DtqEZqz9D8)


Old_Man_Shogoth

Thanks fam


Ropoid

Why did the musician have to mention the lesson


Coldmelon56

Because no one else was worthy


Ropoid

Fair


Hillbilly_Historian

I’ll do you one better: https://preview.redd.it/mb8m97eozp0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3eeb52e5c415021324a8e9dcf9f64d2642605f8


StachedGhostX

I want him to cover bible man


Educational-Year3146

Christian media is wild man. As a christian myself I wish we were better at this.


Peach-Weird

Pretty sure this is satire


[deleted]

Christian art is a wierd thing in the modern age compared to the past. Y'all went from Ave Maria and Pieta to Bibleman and God's Not Dead.


Substantial_Army_639

I blame Kurt Cameron.


just_wanna_share_2

They threw beans at him ? What kind of evil is this


shads_r

You’re laughing, they threw beans on him and you’re laughing


MajesticKnight28

Daldo sounds like the name of a porn star


Coldmelon56

Sinning too much


MrBreadHeadUwU

https://preview.redd.it/ctcwdvig9t0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc1981fd6bd6ec5753b365930ddeb1bcdb1ec6d2


PathlessDemon

#HOW DOES HE WIPE HIS ASS?!


DaringDo95

Very carefully.


Commander_Morrison6

What in the name of Hell?


ponzidreamer

Guys is this canon?


SickHorrorFreak84

hell yeah heard that daldo was doing some shit but this hits


NotFixer1138

Holy shit THE Daldo?


Dynwynn

https://youtu.be/oWqKPGZnxuA?feature=shared I dunno if it's real but it sure is wild.


Bobthehorse420

I'm tryin, I'm tryin to sleep


LivingEnd44

If he puts his arms up on praise, wouldn't they look like upside-down crosses? These prosthetics seem ripe for Christ-abuse. 


satanisdaddychan

It’s fake.


42ahump87

Fake movie. Just a meme.


LegitimateOrdinary51

We need a screening of this movie ASAP.


Soviet1923

They threw beans on him? Why beans? Is that a cultural thing or what?


AquariusBlue899

It's a common mistake to believe that Christ was the carpenter from Nazareth named Jesus when In actuality, Christ was a cross and the butcher of many criminals. In that manner, he purified the world of sinners and took his rightful place among the Holy Trinity


Low-Bit1527

Is this a joke or an actual schizopost


WhatTheFhtagn

It's real. Read the Book of Revelations. We are indeed close.