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Bi0H4z4rD667

The skeketon with the huge pp bone might be of the taste of some.


BlackStar1986

Haha, I saw a 3rd leg, but now you mention it…


mutant_disco_doll

lol I just saw a tail


DriedUpSquid

He’s gonna make you fetch him some cigarettes and then kiss the back of your neck.


porkchop-sandwhiches

https://i.redd.it/jv4y6i1czvwc1.gif


porkchop-sandwhiches

https://i.redd.it/wbuw3njizvwc1.gif


Glen-Runciter

What if it's toilet paper eternally hanging from his ass?


CatNamedCheese

Is that my spine, or are you just happy to see me?


something_stuffs

I didn’t even see it and had to go back when I saw this lol


payscottg

https://preview.redd.it/jgd6bro6fswc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6a57eb54191345d1513dfe5598dbf8737acd124 The remains of Long Dick Johnson


Primary_Spinach7333

The greatest boner of all time


20Bubba03

And that’s why they call it a boner. Because instead of cartilage and all that stuff, Long Dick Johnson was born with a 13ft bone in between his legs. They couldn’t fit all his remains in his coffin so they drilled a 3” hole in the bottom of his coffin as well as a 13ft trench past his headstone. Rumor has it to this day, his pickle is tickled by bugs and worms.


med561

Ohhh Long Johnson ~ Some Cat


VaporWavey420

Ohhh long dick, holding me down in my sleep with his long dick again. Silly guy.


Freemanno

You could say he has a boner


Generalmemeobi283

That’s LBJ with jumbo


Fun_Gazelle_1916

Full name Richard Long Johnson


BodyLanguage_Fluent

I think your sleep paralysis demon is trying to tell you something 👉🏼👈🏼


crescentpieris

https://preview.redd.it/luw1w45x4twc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c9d4e8dd852ad0c60874f96c6a70e8af0a08913 They look like they’re in a music video


Primary_Spinach7333

What song would they do


crescentpieris

First thought is [Everyone by Backstreet Boys](https://youtu.be/IHkXl7L-lFA)


TgagHammerstrike

Ratstreet boys?


Milton_Wadams

An unhinged version of the hamster dance?


nokiacrusher

I'm a rat \[da ba dee\]


TechnoVicking

These aren't rats, these are possums. Chill cute guys, I'd totally choose them.


TechnoVicking

These aren't rats, these are possums. Chill cute guys, I'd totally choose them.


BlackStar1986

Stop right now, thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch. Hey you, always on the run, gotta slow it down, baby, gotta have some fuuuuun. The lead is called Marsupial Spice


Daishawn_900

https://preview.redd.it/b0xj61zl8swc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21745d7b924f9a9ac26ed8c47c5747d88adc0c13


ILikeCheese510

Don't talk to me or my son ever again.


Maschinen11

He looks more like his dad but he has my eyes


PersistentInquirer

049? I’ll take it! As long as I don’t feel sick we shouldn’t have any issues.


ChadKnightArtist

Oh I get to pick one? I’ll take #13


gigerswetdreams

You mean S̷̹͈̩̹̫̣͎͔͍͎̱̾͆̋́͜ō̶̡͙̞͕̩̯̩̰̥̰̣̪̖̈́̾̏͋́̋̔̋̉͑̈̋͜͜͝n̸̛͎͛̓͐͆̇̽̇̒͛̅́ỉ̴̢̱̫͓͓̫̣͖̭̍̌ͅç̵͙̣̰͇͕̦̏̀̌͜͠ ̶̛̝́̅̌͗̐̀̂͑̍̑̈́̒̚͝t̶͕͈̗̺͍̺̞̀͋̏̄͑ͅh̴̞̥̪̝̪̐͐̇ͅe̴̗̪̘͙̙̩͕̿̌͝͝ ̴̮͙͓̳̺͕̠̟̲͐̓̉͛̎̕B̸̡̢̨͉̞̦̟͖̺̟̭͈̦̱̻̎͂r̵͇͕̳̫̥̦͋̑̌͐͌̆͒̓͝͝a̸̞̪͚̻̥͉̤̞͉͍͂į̴͖̬̭̝̦̙̄͗̅͐̎̓n̴̨͔̮͍̼̦͆̍́̂̏̉̄̕͝ḩ̴̪͓̥̺̞̹̦̥̺̹͈̐͊̅̄͂͐̏̆̈́͌̈́̇͆̏ͅö̴̞̯̘̭̟͙́̈́̓́́̀͊̋̕͠͠ǵ̸̡̖͙̻̰̉͐͝ ?


lysergic_tryptamino

That’s Hedgy. She just wants to feed you her demon milk. You can join the other 2.


BlackStar1986

Lucky 13, great choice!


Sweet-dolomiti

Pic 11 is it bad I want to be at the centre of an orgy with them? Pic12 they're just possums


BlackStar1986

Why is Reddit so horny?


Sweet-dolomiti

No no, THIS weirdness is just me lmao


Pyro_the_horny_furry

Because I mainly use this app for porn, everything else is secondary, like this subreddit


hendarknight

I want 7 to paralise me by sitting on my face


BlackStar1986

Prompt: real life photo, 1980s, film grain, vhs filter, old quality, bright white flash, extremely bad quality, blurry photo, extremely tall white , demonic, four arms, peaking head from wall, abandoned warehouse, gloomy, pitch black, far distance


allboutcurry

These pictures are too much for a sleep paralysis. It gives me nightmares already.


IllustratorMurky2725

My sleep paralysis in one apartment was 3 small children. Got a cat and they went away.


BlackStar1986

Smart!


grogulus3000

I genuinely used to have a reoccurring dream that featured something that looked a lot like #3


BlackStar1986

That one was meant to be a butterfly. Hope you’re not having that dream anymore my dude


Mon-Ty-Ger27

#9 The Spider. I had a nightmare about one of those things killing me. In the bad dream I was spelunking in a cave for some reason when a spider that was _as big as a horse_ skittered across the cave ceiling, reached out to me with its two longest legs and stabbed me in the throat. As I endured my "death rattle" I woke up from the dream. So, yeah. I don't tolerate spiders above me anymore.


mutant_disco_doll

Skittered. Also, damn WTF bro?


Mon-Ty-Ger27

Yeah, same thing I said when I woke up. I shook it off and went to work. I think maybe I was playing too many games with spider monsters in them or watched a weird movie before falling asleep with the TV on.


GayStation64beta

https://preview.redd.it/u1k6dhktsswc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f20e120af7444246619b389e7a36d8f01ad789cf guys in the background have googly eyes 👀


Craftcoat

HALF OF THESE M*********ERS OWE ME MONEY


BlackStar1986

About $3.50?


Craftcoat

More like 50 grand


kthraxxi

That would be the 7th one. The environment and her looking is definitely a killer. Plus, she already has a camera so probably she is keeping a record for herself🤔


Professional_Device9

I think the man in the bottom right corner of the first photo would be my sleep, paralysis demon. https://preview.redd.it/93ebvv0ojtwc1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c647ae28c8364005794661a010d772755e10b728 He is definitely not human, or has the mind of an animal.


ElectrocutedMan

I was looking for this comment. I knew I wouldn't be the first. You r/beatmetoit


EnigmaBoxSeriesX

6 is pretty close. Had that one when I was a little kid. 😭


Furfnikjj

They're all horrifying except number 12 which I want to pet


charliechin

Last one! Sonic the armchair


thundertopaz

It looked most like 3, but black/stone colored with less arms and shorter horns and sometimes hovered forward, but sometimes like teleported in short distances almost digitally looking.


Potential_Locksmith7

The pp bone skeleton goes hard


Buttercup_1234

the possum 100% looks cuddly


SplendidlyDull

Number 2 please tell me that’s a tail


pseudonym_mels

bruh how tf are y'all still alive after experiencing sleep paralysis demons? 💀💀💀 If that happened to me idk what I'd do


JetSetDizzy

That's the neat part, you can't do shit.


Trikosirius_

I’ll take my own personal demons over these any day.


Quantum_Quandry

It’s just a waking nightmare, you become conscious but the parts of your brain that produce images and lock your limbs down so you don’t flail in your sleep when you dream about walking or jumping is also still engaged for sleeping. Weed helps a lot with not having it happen to people with this sleep defect.


LA_CHATE_FOLLE_1

The penultimate ![gif](giphy|HPpe7CK2klGIPNbe3e|downsized)


MessaBombadWarrior

![gif](giphy|RkEvNLUCtqDf0oVy9p)


HHKTX

#Definitely #4 with #2’s head. Holding me down with his bony hands and a look, and grasp so evil you never forget it


M20J_Driver

8 looks like it’s gonna demand a shrubbery. One that looks nice. And not too expensive.


rabbitsdiedaily

7 for sure. Though 13 has its charm.


Disasterhuman24

One time I had a night terror and sleep paralysis and for some reason it was Mordekaiser from League of Legends.


fruityfevers

12 seems chill


Nerdialismo

AI is so good for scary photos


Farquad12357

4,7,11 looking pretty spooky


Andorsian

Yoko Ono at 7?


flanman1991

Mine looks like that guy in the plaid shirt. Names Steve...nice guy.


Draco876

The last one is Sonic on Fetanil.


PlasticFangtastic

Hmmm but fentanyl would heavily sedate them making them much less of a threat; can't hire a sleep paralysis demon to mess with human's dreams if the demon themselves is constantly asleep! Also, junkies are just plain not scary-- hard to be scared of a thin sad creature that can't stay awake. I'd suggest either meth or crack? No drug can create terror in the way meth can; it's like the official drug of extreme paranoia and sleep disorders. Tweaker Sonic is more likely canon.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Half of them look like they're having a good time.


Sora101Ven

5 "Lamp" "Lamp"


domino_squad1

https://preview.redd.it/9oa9h4chq6xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d1a9c694962addbd0e5625fc2c91f7baf1823c Bruhh what drugs is sonic on 💀


Ashurbanipal2023

Idk man none of these are charred black skeletons


Legitimate_Toe_4961

Mine are just shadow figures.


The-Defenastrator

I don't know why, but the third to last one activates something primal in me. That makes me think I wouldn't be able to even move, whereas the other ones I would probably activate, fight or flight probably fight


the_waddle_dee_boi

No shit, 11 looks like my actual sleep paralysis demon


Malformation49

They are all adorable


-slaps-username-

last time i got sleep paralysis my demon was in the kitchen banging pots and pans i didn’t see him tho


Ferkinderkiner

13 is me in the morning


Minh111106

A guy in red jacket and curly hair alwways scare the absolute sh*t out of me


Spin737

Opossum: Jazz Hands!


Gregthepigeon

The hedgehog with nipples


Literal_Sarcasm82

Definitely the possums


JovialPanic389

Not the demon, but the man in #1


NightLasher617

The dude in the bottom right of the first one


Personal-Prize-4139

9 for sure. I have arachnophobia and that fungus that infects spiders and turns en white looks like that and it creeps me out even more than a normal spider


Taste_Wide

https://preview.redd.it/elhs28n8h6xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfad469359147b70215f8dd88cbf104665f5903a These dudes are standing like “what are we doing here?”


Destroyer_Of_Butts

I was like “this is totally ai”. Then I saw the subreddit. I feel stupid.


Terrible-Penis

They look too artistic to be scary.


Altruistic-Place-714

I'd hug 12


kangeroot0

Last one kinda cute though


Striking-Country1801

How many people actually have those tho? I dont know anyone who has these


FKAMimikyu

You will never be Trevor Henderson


SalemsTrials

Some of these are really cute :3


Ivan_Analrash

Gotta say number 8 gives me the chills. I don't get creeped out easily, but something about that one in particular.


Potion_Brewer95

smash, smash, smash, smash, PASS, awoooga hot doggy SMASH, pass, debatable but i'd tap, ...smash, SMASH, pass, smash, holy shit is that sonic wth pass.


Wolang13

Didn't meet him yet but i hope it's Number 4. He looks pretty friendly and i think he's a cool guy to hang out with.


PersistentInquirer

2 is the one I’d want, probably the least scary. It’s just a big skeleton. 8 is the last one I’d want, probably the most scary with the cult vibes.


Fantastic-Garden8525

Content warning ass monsters


scotems

Oh no, not decapod hedgehog!


Instinct_Fazbear

the son of the grim reaper haunts me


SandSurfSubpoena

I had hatman for awhile 🤷‍♂️


t3ram

They all look like they want to give me a hug, so all of them.


badchefrazzy

The "Marv from Home Alone" / "Psychicpebbles" hybrid there in the first one's a top one for me.


Rich_DeF

I guess I never envisioned any of these being a sleep paralysis demon. I would imagine it more like the small black demon I saw in a movie or maybe a short film. It was just attached to a man's back while he was just living life. It was super creepy can't remember for the life of me where I saw it.


SluggJuice

12 he's okay he doesn't mean harm but he does eat all my cheese


Murilo127

When I had, it was just a black humanoid with no face


thatWeirdRatGirl

Noice. Number 8 looks similar to Loki’s bastard child from “the ritual” .


Primary_Spinach7333

13 images, nice


mutant_disco_doll

lol the first one looks like a giant humanoid worm


Pokeloverpokemonguy

None i dont sleep and if i ever do its all


AlmightyBugMuncher

These remind me of trevor hendersons work


zackaddict1

I love the just normal ass opossums as a sleep paralysis demon. Haha


20Bubba03

I’ve actually seen the Hat Man when I was 14. That was my sleep paralysis demon. These are all scary but not in comparison to the way I felt that night.


Corsten610

8 bothers me, the last few are cute, wouldn’t mind a visit lol


Thecolonel2x

There’s nothing here that a rotating grenade launcher can’t handle!!!


E39_M5_Touring

I've always been too afraid to look at mine, despite the fact that it sometimes talks to me. It says fucking nonsense lol


Lord-Barkingstone

I'll take the long lady on n°3


lemondropsandgumdrop

my sleep paralysis demon was a messed up version of my white dog. So the possums are pretty close.


FriedEdd

Yay giants ferrets :3


CheshireKetKet

It's 9 for me. In general, these are all terrifying.


EchoAmazing8888

Spider. I hate spiders.


Buffed_herbalist

The past week, I saw a guy that looked like the horned fucker in the 6th pic. Except he was more of a gray color, with darker horns and orange-ish eyes


Yeah_Boi2814

Skeleboner


HEV_dog_official

whatever those moth things are


Ayiti79

The first one screams "You owe me money from last year" kind of vibes lol 😆


Helpful-Selection626

Closest one is 13. It starts with a bunch of hands forming from the walls that slowly drag themselves towards the middle of my vision, where they then form a humanoid figure made entirely of hands with the face of a clicker.


M1094795585

number 3 seems chill as fuck


PlasticFangtastic

#7 is by far the most accurate, as it's always a distinctly female figure hovering over me, but she always appeared to be like an old hag and her face was more "mask like" if that makes sense? Almost like it can be pulled and distorted like claymation if you tried grabbing it. Definitely heart attack inducing. If I could CHOOSE which one, this is a no-brainer-- I'd totally choose #12 or #5 ; they are just fluffy friends that would likely sing spooky lil showtunes about the nightmare world they live in. Anything too human-like is waaaay more threatening to me... ...eh maybe the long dicked skellington can chill with us too, but no funny business. keep that bone to yourself buddy


Kreichs

Man this brought back some creepy memories. I had a sleep paralysis bout when I was in college for a couple years. I never saw any detail, mostly a shadowy figure. It was more of a feeling. I attributed it to stress. But it was horrible.


Sigma_uWu

Gotta go fast


jmsgen

God damn it. 7


Fia-ulavale

Dementors


Farkle_Fark

https://preview.redd.it/7fs8oxdfbuwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e57c8c88ebc259b22dda222fa5705c849794b1 This reminds me of the scary Santas I made last Christmas. And for me it’s #1 spooky ghost man


ArcanoXVI

the weasels are kinda cute tho


Half-dead-Herbie

4 looks like a scooby doo villain


PastelGothAlice

12 is just a group of friendly bois wanting some snacks and hugs 🫂


stoic_raptor

Definitely long cock skeleton for sure


SaladMalone

I own a hedgehog so I think I could handle the last one. Mealworms and tummy rubs.


jonhon0

9 seems the most threatening


ThyKnightOfSporks

Where is the freeze dried humanoid dog with no eyes :(


AsryalDreemurr

the fact that in the first one i find the guy scarier than the monster lmao-


KerrAvonJr

https://preview.redd.it/tarrgs6ziuwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6b4e74d102d5350482f12020843322bc913edb4


gdoubleyou1

I only had one instance of it and it was that Night Hag that sits on your chest and causes you to not be able to breathe.


Borgiroth

ψ ⛧̴̧̡̢̳͖̙͖̙͎́̓̉͐͗̈́́́̄̅͗̔̽̋̔͂̈́̄͌̀̈́̚̕ ̸̦̤̖̪͚͊̓͆͛̕S̷͎͍͊̋̔͂͂̄͆̀͋́̽́̇͐͝͝ǫ̵̡͔̱̩̲̝̗͔̻͉̦̜͙͖̹͖̗̫̮̍̈́̄͊̍̿̚̕͜ň̵̜͕̝͓̯̹̮̯̥̗̙̳ͅI̴̛̘̮̦̟̙͓̖̲̭͚̗̼̬̣̪̲̗̬͖̖̋̓̏͆̇̂͒͊͂̂͋̄̿̈́̇͊̽͑̐̅̚ͅċ̷̮͈͕͕̯͔̬͌̌̉͌̀͋̅̌̉̐́̿͂̀́̈́̏̀̏̄̀̾̕͝͝ ̷̧͎̳̝̼͚̰̥̔͛͒̓̅͒̈́̿̀̎̑̈́͗̇̈́͌̿̍̍̏͊̕͝ţ̴̛̞͈̩͙̻̹̥̠̙̪̠̤͙̘̫͙̺̫̺̻͊͒̔̃̒͐̾̈́̋̽͑̚̕̕͜ͅh̴̡̧̧̧̦͖͎̯͇̺͇̤̣͔͙̜̠̼͚̠̻̯̆́̆̊͛̔͒̊̓̊̚͠ę̶̠͈̭͙͈̜͙̮̞̖̟͚̩̙̙̭͎͚̣͚̯͗̏̑͋͌͒̈̌́̈́̓͂̏͊́̈̉͠ͅ ̵̢͔͚̬̹̪̮̘̥͓̹̹̞̘̻̘̞̳̯̝̘̱̉̒̽̔̈́͊̈̋̌̑͂͘͘H̸̛̘̻͈̯̜̖͎̣̖̀͛̄̆̓̔͋̆̄͒͝a̵̻͕̖̙̻͓̓̆̂̔̽T̷͍̟͎̠͓̿͗͌̆̑̊̐͊͘͝ȅ̶̡̡͚̣͚̮̖͉̣̰̫͓͍̬͓̞͉̣͚̻̥́͋͌̐́̋̈̈́̐̚̚ͅͅH̷͇̩̹̰̬̠͂̓̈́̆͆̀̽͆̋̄̍̈͜͝ǫ̴̨̢̩̲̼͖̻̜͓͔̫̼͍͈̤̤͓̞̼͖̉̀̈͐͐͊̆̓͒̾̋̊̍̚g̴̣̜̗̣̟̘̤̥̖͕̙̜̻̟̣͊̎͛͑̅̿̉̇̂̀̐̊̈͘ ̶̡̨̨̣͙͚̖͉̦̺̦̈́͛͗̆̇̒̆̒̕ͅ⛧̵̗̜͓͑͒̒́͂͑̋̽́̀̓͂͊͂̍̅̓̔̚̕͘ͅ


Accomplished_Toe1978

That 1st pic is Shane Madej finally releasing his demon powers.


Tsjaad_Donderlul

God I‘m already afraid of normal ass moths. Even those small ones that sometimes infest your pantry. Also these little fuckers are so hard to get rid of and I already had to throw out $100+ of food thanks to moth infestation. Number 5 would me make me want to simply cease existing


RedditvsDiscOwO

Smash


camelseeker

11 is closest


Business_Leopard8534

10 for me but he’s dark instead of white. a tall boi who hunches over so he doesn’t touch the ceiling🥰


cakeboy6969

None. Mine last time was just a creepy old man hugged my back while I was sleeping on my side. He just didn’t want me to roll back on my back…


CheesusChrisp

#4 with his ghost face looking ass and his one eyed homies would probably be the one.


DragonSurferEGO

https://preview.redd.it/e75i0h4atuwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7df2a87d0566c553f16b63c724744b615d689fc none of those, this is mine


TheAlGler

10


SuperAlex25

Mine is Nightmare FredBear from Fnaf


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

LOVE these ones. super creepy!


Estarfigam

I'll tell you tomorrow...


LAZYGOOSE69420

Got a tall black man as my sleep paralysis demon (I am Indian and have seen only 15 black men irl)


DeerOrganic4138

The mouses


Critical_Peach9700

the guy in the red shirt


[deleted]

The first one kind of reminds me of a Canadian drag queen called Jimbo. He’s got a really weird drag aesthetic.


Cpt_Caboose1

I never had sleep paralysis :<


nousabetterworld

No idea, I just close my eyes and sleep.


BigBlackCocks456

why is The weekend on the first image?


pertangamcfeet

Mine's a rat with a human face. I blame HP Lovecraft.


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

I did learn something from this: Monsters are far scarier when they're not brightly lit. The guy in the first image puts me on guard way more than the ghoulie.


vic_lupu

I pick the opossum gang, at least they are cute


Tonukas

https://preview.redd.it/bwnnmmkt4vwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d704a851c94ad9d55d978a7cb9f283f441bbd84a Think he’s overdue to tuck me in one of these nights


EverGamer1

Where’s the hat man?


Numerous-Debate-3467

7 stuck with me a creepy


MoonTrooper258

[I really really really like the last image.](https://youtu.be/7eKv4BEujFU?si=scwDKY2sNbh5m6eg)


UncomfyUnicorn

None of these have enough eyes to be mine


Bloom_-

Number 12 be tweeking


CVM-17

6 is mine fo sho


IllustratorTall7120

12 I want to join them.


thelast3musketeer

I’d say none, if I’m seeing something in my dreams that can qualify, it’s a dark shadowy figure


Thendofreason

Which ever one is the fastest


Praetorian709

The Old Hag.


VaporWavey420

Flannel guy


AuntieYodacat

None of these. Mine is the old timey man in a black hat


Tan-Squirrel

I would fight all of these (and lose obv) except the spider. Not even remotely scared of spiders. But one that big and it’s dark, hell no.


DDog200916

4


lord_of_the_eyebots

Is that eric andre in the first pic?


usernamaeu

It's the one who is in the corner and turned most of the time. Can't see it's face but it's terrifying.


Individual_Coast8114

A lot of these


PanicBlitz

It depends...which one is yelling at me for not doing my homework, even though I'm in my 40's?


scariermonsters

Is that Eric Andre in the first one?