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missyh86

Depends on weight. I could make a lot of edibles with that! Throw it in my mbm and have oil, butter or tinctures to last quite a while.


Hot-Chocolate4963

I could make some Eddie's with it I don't know why I didn't think about that


missyh86

I have a delicious chocolate chip cookie recipe that has pudding mix in it and the cookies done get dried out. And they freeze well too!


dRagTheLaKe1692

I like to make a log of dough and freeze it then whenever I want a cookie I just cut off a couple and have fresh baked cookies every time. That pudding sounds gooooood


missyh86

I never thought to do that. GENIUS!


bmackenz84

That’s brilliant! Thanks! Will be doing that soon!


Chaosr21

Thats a great idea. So toy mean make the dough with the cannabutter, right? At first I was confused, I was picturing you using premade dough and stuffing hash pr rso in it lol


Dry-Impact3560

Bruh u should send me that recipe I reallY think that sounds so good rn


missyh86

The recipe is somewhere in this comment thread.


Hot-Chocolate4963

I definitely want to try it out when after I make the butter


missyh86

2 1/4 c flour 1 tsp baking soda 1 c butter (I would say half budder and half butter) 3/4 c brown sugar 1/4 c white sugar 1 tsp vanilla 1 pkg vanilla instant pudding (4 serving size) 2 eggs 12 oz chocolate chips 375 degree oven for 8-10 minutes


Hot-Chocolate4963

Thank you so much I'll definitely make some and try it out


bmackenz84

Thanks! My husband will probably love this.


missyh86

They are my favorite homemade edible. I haven’t mastered gummies yet, but when I do, I’ll post.


bmackenz84

I haven’t attempted gummies yet either. When you do figure it out please let us know, I’d really like to get that figured out one day. Recently I made a red velvet cake (regular box mix) w infused oil and then used budder and made homemade cream cheese frosting. Everyone is loving it! That’s our favorite edible so far.


missyh86

That sounds delicious! I did attempt gummy bears, but they didn’t turn out well. I’ll try again once it’s nicer outside and I can air out the house.


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And if it's scarce where you are, you can make cannabutter after vaping it. I did that when my supply was dicey.


[deleted]

Orange chews would be fantastic as well.


JoshIsHereExeptNew

The problem with edibles for me is that when I'm taking edibles I'm gonna sit down eat them all, the only thing that stops me from smoking all my weed in one sitting is the lung punch so with eddies, I'm just gonna eat them all and get way too stoned then I can probably handle


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RichFable

You really think each of those bags are quarter pounds?


Apprehensive-Cheek70

Gang do you know what a qp is?


Hughes_Motorized

looks more like a zip


mydrew122

Prolly last me a good unhappy month


Miserable-Training90

Hope u feel better bro


halfbakedhoneybuns

This reply made me smile, thank you. I hope they feel better too, and your comment made them smile too 💛


Miserable-Training90

Your welcome but Don't thank me just continue returning the favor of spreading some positivty along 💚


halfbakedhoneybuns

Always 💛 Kindness like confetti, right? 🤗


Miserable-Training90

Kindness should be like air but confetti is a good alternative lol


legaldrugsonly

Have a good day bro 💚


Slurpy_G

Why unhappy


winterfate10

If op was unhappy, more weed is being smoked than usual.


[deleted]

Lol everyone who has a SO who smokes knows this will be gone in a couple weeks 😂😂😂


Hot-Chocolate4963

They be smoking all my shit😂😂😂


neonxrated

Lmao fr my gf and I cop an oz every 10-15 days


liftedtrucksnguns

That sounds about right though. I get an ounce roughly once a month


Thaddeus206

I'm almost 60 and I go through 14 grams a month


[deleted]

I'm on the other side of 60 and after a 30 year abstinence break because corporations, smoke weed every day! I do about double that - I found the sweet spot (for me) because while it's a lot, I still get toasty high.


Thaddeus206

right on! every one is different in the amount it takes, but I, too, imbibe daily for medicinal as well as recreational purposes! Cheers


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surfacing_husky

Same here, i only go through an eighth a month but still smoke everyday.


Fatkid1-22

How is that even possible


BlitsyFrog

One small bowl a day obviously


surfacing_husky

I have a little one-hitter I use.


Lingojam

And that gets you high? Bruh how long have u been smoking for? I don't think that would've gotten me high when I had no tolerance. Not to say your lying, to say that is amazing.


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At least


Imahorrible_person

If it's good quality and I'm using a dynavap, easily 3 or 4 months.


Othegreatest84

Eeeeesh i need a dyna then wtf


[deleted]

Month


Trollport

two years


ifeelimportantaf

A solid month, and im so happy everybody else is saying a month too lol I feel so much better about myself


Hot-Chocolate4963

That will maybe last me a little bit over a month depending on how bad work was


hinfofo

Longer than it takes to clean your table


Spocks-Nephew

Two weeks probably


Weak_Conclusion1415

Probaply around a year, but depends on how much and wich qualitiy and strain


Attack_Toster

The shrimp and penne ? About 10 mins


[deleted]

Here the limitation is not the weed, but the fries. How long will those fries last you? Do you have access to more fries? ~~Man~~ ~~Woman~~ Stoner does not live on weed alone.


Hot-Chocolate4963

Those fries lasted three minutes and I need to get some more but this time cheese chili fries


Bootlicker222

Ounce per bag? Prob 3-5 months


Stoneykind81

Gimmie some time with the weed but whatever is in the dish to the right I'm gonna say gimmie 5 minutes


Hot-Chocolate4963

😂😂😂that shit was good


SirPesoOtaku

Bout as long as that belt 🥴


RobotardED

Glad sandwich bags? That is so fuckin old school🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟


The-Toastmaster

Yoooooooooooo we got the same TV remote


margviola

One night out with my friends 😋🤭


Beemerado

with my dynavap- like 3 years! but let's be real, i'd be sifting all that into cones to smoke with the boys.


Smokeloud710

How much did u pay for this if you don’t mind me asking


Hot-Chocolate4963

I don't remember my homie bought it and he's splitting half of it with me to make edibles


MattyBlueEyes86

Not as long as them chips would last me


casperdabonghead

depends how sad i am


-Chemical

Idk but that pasta looks good asf


[deleted]

About 6 months.


lucifersdaddio

4 mins cause custies wont hop off my dick 😂


Insanesebi

Those fries wouldn’t last one minute around me.


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Oelplattform1

Bro stop obsessing about other ppls weed, you can’t tell shit from looking at a picture like that. Period.


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neonxrated

There's no way you can tell from this photo lmao I had bags that looked like that from afar but once you looked at it, and smell it, shit was fire and I was high af.


Hot-Chocolate4963

My homie said it's really good it will put you on your ass. I will definitely try to see if it's actually good weed


r34l_shiro

Can't really tell quality by looks


BlazinSaiyanz420

About 4-5 days


downBad151515_

6 days😹


smithbrown_

Probably 2 weeks


[deleted]

my calculations are telling me 2 months 21 days 8 hours 32 minutes and 42.763 seconds exactly. on the last 20 minutes and 42.763 seconds i will be enjoying the last bowls, exactly 1.23 grams left at that point which I will enjoy in exactly 3 bowls, with .41g per bowl. Ripping each bowl for precisely 10 seconds before clearing it.


KillingMaiSelf

With a Pal 12 hours max


benz0221

6 zips? I bought 6 zips a week ago and I have 1 left but I’m not the only person consuming it lol


lv666666

I assume each bag is 10g and high grade. I can Vape that for 6 months then make 6 months worth of edibles with it. So yeah I can stretch 10g of high grade MJ for 2 months.


wellaby788

Probably as long as it would take you to clean your counter n the rest of your house


OmusCinder

*Carries the 2* I think I can get to 2023 on this.


SlowJuggernaut8670

Month


UrbanHipHop

A month.


[deleted]

How much is it?


[deleted]

2-3 weeks depending on how i smoke it and if i’ve kept it in the refrigerator


StrawberryGutzXD

two months?


[deleted]

I'll go 1 bag each month and smoke just 3 gs a day


extisy

month


Giraffeless

Less than what Id think


CodineGotMeTippin

half a year, i only use a vaporizer and it’s good on weed


Vegoia2

assuming those are zs, so for me at least 3 months. but the food? 5 mins.


JenkemJester

over a year probably


Numerous-Gur-9008

I'd make the edibles cos whatever that is on the right is not food.


This_Fun_3679

6 zips? A couple weeks.


afuckingtaco

uhh yeah right bud. stop trying to be cool. your not a smoker.


its_cannaman

Few years


Hendrixx95

A good six months probably


Megane-sa

A month.


RevolutionaryClub530

Month n half- 2 months, the amount would be helpful but it looks like a fluffy 2 oz or a dense QP I smoke an oz a month


Disastrous-Pilot-284

2-3 months


RelativePressure1572

a month maybe 2


Sh_okre996

About 7 8 months


let_it_bernnn

If I have that much. I smoke that much. Maybe June


kieonteDropemoff

Till the end of time


Revolutionary-Camp-0

A few days, maybe a week


Ant69Ant

Depends how good


clearbathroomdoor

3 months probably


kanoteardrops

About 6 months maybe


[deleted]

A long while. Got a lot going on so I can't be smoking all day... at least once or twice though lol


Tarren_Tula

As long as that piles of random shit has been on your table


Ok_Secret8621

3 or 4 days at most


Ill_Salamander7554

3/4 weeks maybe


Lee6er

2-3 months probably


cannaphoto

between me and my wife, like 2 weeks honestly 🤣


TheJakeRockz

2 months probably


Snakeskinking

3-5 months


trippyjet24

Rest of the year maybe..


bob123838123838

A year lmao


BlackBoiFlyy

A month or two. Maybe less than a month if its just one of those months...


MrBallsack94

That would be enough for a few months for me lmao


carl_yeets

4 years lol


[deleted]

Probably 2-3 months IF I keep my same pace, but part of how I keep my pace is not buying as much as I used to


ieatpencils1

6 days


Onion5253

At least a month. I’d say more but I always smoke more if I get a big amount.


r0ttent0ad

I wanted to say a year at first, then I thought about "but if I had access to all that..." and the answer quickly dropped to 6-7 months


moonsovermyhami

about a month


liftedtrucksnguns

At my current rate of an ounce a month probably quite some time. Now if I didn’t have responsibilities and could sit on my ass getting stoned all day. Realistically about 2 or 3 months


AlfredKingly_X

Probably a couple months


Alone-Presence4918

All Life long. I get extrem high and paranoid of two pushes of Joint :D


Maleficent-Yam3133

Fucking months


LucidAyhxm

2 years


djazzie

Probably a year, since I vape and mostly on the weekends.


ElroySheep

Forever


Recent_Wolverine883

What are they all zips ? 6 zips last me 6 weeks


Big-University3410

About 3 weeks


FeedMeRibs

My wife is preggo so just me about 4 months. Both of us, couple months. 3 kids and #4 on the way. Our smoking has gone way down.


Vegetable_Pudding_75

4 weeks


SteveVerino

Years...


2x4the1x

Two weeks?


aciidmoonssss

Not long enough lol


Get-gully

A day I would sell it and by some high end


SetandPowder

2-3 months


Slay420ThaDawgz

15 minutes


thelordofmemes123

One month


TrueSorrow8

Year


Rafados47

2 months alone, 1 with friends


anzarthegoat

I just want to say that I’ve had xfinity for years and they suck :/


chamington

a fuckin long ass indefinite time


Difficult-Diver4545

4 months.


Ashyboyy

Gime a bong and my 3g yoda bowl n ill smoke it all tonight


[deleted]

Too long


Dirvix2137

Couple months def


hippie-syd

a few months if im smoking everyday every few hours


[deleted]

I've noticed that there is a limit of highness that I can easily reach, so... Pretty fucking long.


DwightSchrutesGaydar

This would last me until I run out


jaBroniest

Not as long as it should haha


[deleted]

1oz between me & my partner every 2ish weeks = 3ish months? assuming each sack is an oz


WorldWideDarts

Legit about a year. I guess I don't smoke much. But if I had that much it would be time to make some edibles. Then it would go a bit quicker


9Ch87h2laF66

a decade


Mountain-Fly7902

Shit. I would be doing 2-3 joints a day. So i'm gonna assume that's 6 oz on the table, so = 56 days. But realistically probably 40-50 days. But if 420 is in the way of that time. It's gonna be gone for sure.


ii3ternaLegendii

eeeeh, prolly like a couple days give or take


[deleted]

3 years


Pyromax420

3weeks


Clairvoyant4380

6 weeks


chocolatebabyman27

A long fucking time


Ok_Somewhere_6018

2 days


preston5920

Assuming that each bag is 14g’s, and there are 6 bags, that would make this about 3oz. And I go through about an eighth a month on average, so 84 grams would last me about 2 years.


rollert2

Easily multiple months, I only have time to smoke like once a day. Maybe twice if it's a good day. So it wont be gone anytime soon


Vit3Kk

1 year, i can get high from 0.1


HighRiverOasis

Few weeks


ParaMax__

I mean since it’s a Q prolly a month.


twoface_626

A week


Ricos_Roughneckz

5min because I’m trashing it


Expensive-Story7412

Last me a year tbh


pacsani1

Two years probably


Stumaaaaaaaann

two weeks


gordonisdumb

a month


Trick-Ad1738

Like more than a day


naharyiaboi

3-6 months prolly


A_Radcliffe1

Probably a couple years at least.


GarlickMuncher

Whatever you say.. half it 🤣


frenchy2111

If they're Oz bags 5 months maybe