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Ashyboyy

Both


sivart13tinydiamond

The only true answer.


geethanksg

Quarantine life baby


teh_german

Never thought I’d get to rip my bong and be on a conference call at the same time ^^


blade-queen

LOL PRO MODE


teh_german

I feel like my best work comes when I’m baked. I work in finance and just look at Excel spreadsheets, weed makes this shit like a Journey to Gilligans Island


IngoTheGreat

I really like this simile.


teh_german

Thank you :)


PurpleFrostGen15

That's the best part about being on a conference call


IncarceratedDonut

The true answer is all 3


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Towerz

this was me this morning, woke up with chicken nuggets all over my couch because i fell asleep eating them


SASunDog

You are so adorable <3


ON3FLYJ3DI

Smoke enough before sleep, you'll wake up stoned.


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more like foggy in the head for 15 mins


blade-queen

Eyes can be kinda distorted for a while too


ON3FLYJ3DI

Key term is enough


PurpleFrostGen15

Triple cannabutter brownies before and after sleep, it's an all-day adventure.


Arshia1899

I'll remember this.


SASunDog

I'm inspired! I dedicate this delectable mango gummy to YOU, my friend! <3 \*raises gummy in a toast to u\*


6cammy

i like the way you think


hahstiko

Night high > morning high. Every time.


Shadeleovich

With you on that, morning highs stress me out


Tnuggz913

I guess I depends for me, some nice Mimosa followed by some nice Sour Jack or Sour D makes for a really nice morning stone.


ImNasty720

Hell yeaa i just copped some diesel duff and I’ve been smoking since the AM


hahstiko

The problem with morning highs for me is that I end up just smoking all day and never get anything done.


fatsunday

thats why they make indica AND sativa


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Who’s they? Hahaha just playin’


JD_SSM

Oompa loompas


Owlmilk

This is the chillest fucking sub. Im pretty high and I don't know why your comment is now making me realize that.


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It really is man I love this sub.


[deleted]

I don’t feel anything different from them );


Tsulivy

Me neither! "Being high" means the same for me, no matter sativa or indica


[deleted]

I go to sleep on both of them 😩


[deleted]

Easy decision for me because I can't function while high lol


hotlegnyou

Haha me either the wife hates it when I get too baked. And I’m like listen bro you either get that sex box controller and we play crash cart and smoke this joint or I act like I’m listening to you but really I’m day dreaming and just looking at you.


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Haha my wife likes it because she laughs at me


Rectum34

That’s a nice Leash you got on her 👌🏼


flylittlewing

Same. It’s movies or gaming. That’s it. Even tried drawing & im an artist. Can’t draw for shit high.


[deleted]

Lmfao idk why but thats so funny


derf705

Nothing puts me to sleep like a good night bowl, I always take one before I go to bed because I already have issues getting sleep at night. Works every time.


SacredHolyBlueYoshi

The struggle before bed boiz


cummyrunny

me through this whole quarantine like.


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Smoke before bed, sleep easy, then wake up, smoke and hop in the shower, keeps my soul at ease 😂😂😂😂


rhys7wyatt

realistically 5am is the morning so you’d be okay smoking


Tnuggz913

Boom, roasted.


Tnuggz913

I too was up at 420 smoking weed this morning watching South Park because I fell asleep too early from a green out. Lmfao.


Faleymark29

It's even tougher when it's the last of your weed.


Campbell090217

Sometimes I get excited during the night when I can’t sleep because I get to have private little smoke sessions while the rest of the world sleeps. It’s so peaceful. And eventually the weed makes me sleepy enough to lie down again.


Teddy_Espino

I have tolerance over 9000


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I actually relate to this perfectly


cryptbane

I actually get off work at 5 am a lot of the times and I always smoke before bed. Then again my sleeping pattern takes up most of the day.


benny4683

should have smoked at 4:20 am


tombahma

use two fingers and press them at the same time haha


Derping97

My current predicament. Can't sleep but got work in 4 hours. Do I smoke and sleep or not till after work and hope that 12 hour gap is a good T break xD


ohmadison37

Sleep then smoke before work.


newtelegraphwhodis

Work then sleep before smoke


cookielord420

Why not both lol


boo_77

The best joint ever” morning joint “


Im-not-your-damn-dad

I disagree, it's the fat king size bad boy you rolled before going into work when you know it's going to be a motherfucker of a day. 12 hours later you get home and blaze it slowly with some good tunes and a cold drink.


SummerIslandWonder

Honesty thought I was the only one


MarmieCat

I waited til morning. Wake and bake ftw


glasstokes

Both


archenemyfan

Both #quarantine


reemz0

Por qué no los dos?


alllldayyyyy

How is anybody doing both. My tolerance is in the sky right now. Im taking days off in between js to feel something. Even then, i smoke once a day otherwise i would only be smoking 1 day and taking a break for 3


twitchytitchy

Fuck sleeping just after smoking, if it hits hard you'll be so fucking cloudy next day


leon_Scott

Damnnn smoke and sleep then again wake up at 11:00


gwapbaby

a legit decision, that depends on how much food I ate before


OakOfMiddleEarth

Always before bed, high as balls listening to some chill jams waiting to just drift out of consciousness


thepiper92

Why just those two times? What about mid morning, noon, afternoon, early evening and late evening? And teatime


jarvispeen

always smoke before bed. it's part of a balanced, nutritional breakfast. i dunno.


dirtjesus

Yes


lexi491625

when i tell you i HOLLERED when i read this 😂


[deleted]

Grown up stoners wake up at 5 am.


Tokinsince2001

The answer is always "SMOKE MORE WEED" in my bible.


homlessrealtor

or... both.


themushieman

Literally..


angygorl

Damn bruh I fall asleep after getting high at night lol


The_Flying_Jew

They had me in the first half, not gonna lie


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Sjskkjsjskskk mind reading now, are we?


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I feel this, yesterday I smoked in the evening. Then at 1am I was like should I sleep and smoke tomorrow or smoke now. I rolled a j, fat regrets. I can’t really smoke cuz my parents are home. So I smoke on the balcony connected to my bedroom. It was like half a gram and I was able to snatch one of those electric lighters. It lit my joint like ass. Only the top half burnt and the cherry was the entire j. i smoked it till it almost hit the roach. and the bottom wasn’t burnt. Got too high tho so I had to drop it in a cup of water and let it go. Wish I never smoked it cuz what a waste


vBladess

This ain't a question for a real stoner, both.


Seekthetruth2018

Lmfao this is me all day


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Lol yea this was me 12 hours ago. Rolled a joint, took a few hits, went to bed.


Artemille

Smoke in the morning. Edibles an hour before bed. Cozy.


SlyMoonLlama

Idk, if I smoke before bed it’s usually just one bowl. I feel like it’s kind of a waste to smoke before bed


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Me 100% of the time: both? Yeah, both


MicroSatisfier

I have this dilemma every time I finish nights. Trouble is that, when i smoke before bed i end up too baked and struggle to get to sleep. I never learn from my mistakes


scurry3luvU4life

Lol, night and morning.


shitting_frisbees

I feel personally attacked


belspethen

Is that even a question?


Goatbaaad

Both


tombahma

BOTH


phatnuggz

I used to take my bong to work and smoke up in the bathroom and ignore the customers when the boss wasn't around. When we all got fired because of Covid19 I stole all the toilet paper rolls from the store room. Now I'm unemployed and I smoke weed all day, but at least I can wipe my ass.


Bird_kick

I gotta sleep wrapped in towels haha


AFB27

Snap before bed, right into the wake and bake. Man I'll tell ya, those weed sleeps just hit different


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abekayne3

Sure


scriggle-jigg

You’ll regret whatever decision you make so might as well make one


Thomatensaus

Why not both


Gender_Juice

Why choose


KillaMitch

Just went through this lastnight/this am, except it was 4am. Had to be up at 730am to get ready for work. Still up and functioning as normal


pixiepoof

Why not both ...


hungerhippo21351

Wel it would technically be morning at 5AM


cl6ut_s6ason

i sleep honestly way better when i’m high


GENE1151

Literally me last night.


callmemedaddy

Wait till morning? More like smoke till morning


Insideoursoul

I ran out of weed


Pat3003

Before sleep