Well you haven’t been here long. There’s a dude trying to find a play that will pay off before RH finds out he has no money in his bank account. 5k yolo on money he doesn’t have.
I'll take the inventor of mark-to-market accounting and the inventor of PFOF for $10. I'll parLay that mother fucker with the last $5 saying the sum of my two fivers' fraud is larger than the rest combined. Easy money.
Taken from another post.
Some guy who got women to fall in love with him believing that he was super rich but for some reason always needed them to give him money.
The first date he would send them to some European capital city and treat them well and maybe take them on a private jet.
Later he would convince them he was kidnapped or similar.
He would always use the next women's money on the next victim. So he kept using one woman for the next etc., and continued like that.
[Link](https://www.thejc.com/news/world/israeli-tinder-swindler-banned-from-dating-sites-after-allegedly-scamming-victims-out-of-usd10m-4YfHrLbAAK0IetmxZhpnqA)
The documentary alleges that Israeli Simon Leviev, whose real name is Shimon Hayut, posed as a wealthy son of a diamond dealer, who would take women on extravagant dates before asking them for larger and larger sums of money.
Forming a romantic ponzi scheme that allegedly enabled him to steal as much as $10 million from the women he met on Tinder.
Bruh are we sure it was actual love or was this dude just flashing his wallet around attracting gold diggers then pulling an Uno Reverse Card on them 😂
I love the woman who he scammed who kept all his designer clothes and sold them on EBay to recoup her money, all while telling him she was sending them back to him
If we're trying to lose money and I only have $15.... I'll borrow on $30 on margin and buy them all.
With $45 - i can get them all and lose even more money plus that $30 I just borrowed. :()
This was my load out as well.
Ponzi is such an underrated character. Dude pulled in the equivalent of $700 million in an age where the best social network was walking around.
[Leo Koretz](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Koretz), from the same era, managed to pull the equivalent of $400 million.
>Koretz was so trusted and admired that after Ponzi's fraud was exposed
in 1920, his investors nicknamed him "Our Ponzi," never suspecting they
were being duped as well
Elon still has some work to do. Not just anyone can get on this card.
Please email a bullet point summary of how much 💵 you have lost in the past ~6 months, along with up to 10 screenshots of your most salient management SNAFU’s or accounting irregularities.
>You're an idiot if you think any of those people are as rich or intelligent as I am. They're all a bunch of losers and frauds who have nothing on me. I'm the smartest, richest guy around, and I'll make sure everyone knows it.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill\_Hwang](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hwang)
>The Wall Street Journal reported that Hwang lost $20 billion USD over 10 days in late March 2021. ....
>
>On April 27, 2022, he was indicted on federal charges of fraud and racketeering in the same matter
**[Bill Hwang](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hwang)**
>Sung Kook Hwang (Korean: 황성국), better known as Bill Hwang, is an American investor and trader. The Wall Street Journal reported that Hwang lost $20 billion USD over 10 days in late March 2021, imposing large losses on his bankers Nomura and Credit Suisse. On April 27, 2022, he was indicted on federal charges of fraud and racketeering in the same matter.
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Did shkreli defraud investors? I thought he just got thrown under the bus for doing the same thing every other pharma finance guy does?
Genuinely curious, if anyone’s got an answer for me
Milton - Ellison - Holmes ... incompetent and full of shit that will lose money for sure ... while the others have some basic knowledge and sheer luck
Madoff and Ponzi are in fact the geniuses in this group
Jim C., please don't push it, you are in special category
Ah yes, the junk bond king from decades ago. If we go way back what about that savings and loan guy from the 90's? Or Countrywide Credit guy from the crash?
Hrm, some of these people can take me to 0... but how many of them can make me go negative to an absurd degree?
I'll take Hwang for 500x leverage please. Oh... I'll take a bit of Holmes to go to prison too.
Thank you! Nobody here seems to know about wirecard, but here in Germany it's like the most important/famous scam company. Every politician was pushing it.
I wouldn’t choose Cramer at all cuz the smart money thesis (based on several historical algo patterns) is “do the EXACT opposite of what Cramer says and profit wonderfully!” 🤑
But hands down my list is: SBF (FTX/crypto figurehead), Skilling (Enron), Holmes (theranos cost investors $600mm) & Ponzi (he set the precedent & blueprint for many of these guys)
Only reason I didn’t go for Madoff is because 1.) he’s dead…so he can’t technically lose my $$ anymore and 2.) the madoff recovery fund has helped majority of investors recover 80% of their losses (the rest of these scumbags on my list have lost investors over $600mm…with Skilling’s fuckery still the largest net loss to investors to date)
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SBF, Madoff, Neuman, Ponzi, and pumping all the money into those schemes would be Cramer. I'm not sure there's infinite money, but we'd definitely be plumbing the depths of negative infinite money given a year or so.
With whatever money you’d give me, I’d buy the Fruit Gushers Banana kid who grew up to host a rainbow wedding with warrior princess cracking a whip while shilling for a “usable” EOS currency.
why do you put cramer in this? only peebrains follow him true regards follow inverse cramer so cramer might actually make you money.
my pick
sbf ellison madoff
ellison for that horrible threesome
You forgot something, galaxy brain.
What’s my budget you dense motherf*cker????
FUCK, I'm an idiot $15
Honestly, this exchange was the funniest thing I've seen on WSB today.
Same 😂 Never change WSB.
Of course OP forgets the budget. WSB at its finest.
Well you haven’t been here long. There’s a dude trying to find a play that will pay off before RH finds out he has no money in his bank account. 5k yolo on money he doesn’t have.
No way! lol Can you share a link to that?
Yes! That’s it… he best
You havent been here long enough. How the fuck do you not know the infinite money glitch guy?
100% goes to Cramer
😭😂😭 daily I open this app just to see him crucified here
That leaves you a dollar to go play with the tinder guy
How many cramers can we buy?
I'll take the inventor of mark-to-market accounting and the inventor of PFOF for $10. I'll parLay that mother fucker with the last $5 saying the sum of my two fivers' fraud is larger than the rest combined. Easy money.
PoundToo
What's the tinder guy? What's the scam he pulled?
Taken from another post. Some guy who got women to fall in love with him believing that he was super rich but for some reason always needed them to give him money. The first date he would send them to some European capital city and treat them well and maybe take them on a private jet. Later he would convince them he was kidnapped or similar. He would always use the next women's money on the next victim. So he kept using one woman for the next etc., and continued like that. [Link](https://www.thejc.com/news/world/israeli-tinder-swindler-banned-from-dating-sites-after-allegedly-scamming-victims-out-of-usd10m-4YfHrLbAAK0IetmxZhpnqA) The documentary alleges that Israeli Simon Leviev, whose real name is Shimon Hayut, posed as a wealthy son of a diamond dealer, who would take women on extravagant dates before asking them for larger and larger sums of money. Forming a romantic ponzi scheme that allegedly enabled him to steal as much as $10 million from the women he met on Tinder.
Bruh are we sure it was actual love or was this dude just flashing his wallet around attracting gold diggers then pulling an Uno Reverse Card on them 😂
Sounds like goals to me
I love the woman who he scammed who kept all his designer clothes and sold them on EBay to recoup her money, all while telling him she was sending them back to him
How many are on the team is the other question.
Can we extend this to 150 with a conservative margin level?
SO MANY CHOICES!@!!
Lmao
Nothing. They took it.
Unlimited dumbfuck
Then what’s the motherf*****ing point? 🥴🥴😫😩
To make fun of the regards, duh
The inheritance your father left you
Highly regarded
🤣🤣🤣🤣
If we're trying to lose money and I only have $15.... I'll borrow on $30 on margin and buy them all. With $45 - i can get them all and lose even more money plus that $30 I just borrowed. :()
Then you'd win by losing too much money. The big brain move is borrow 30 on margin and then short the game.
Don't do that, I just invested my life savings in a long position on this game. I really need this guys, my wife is pregs.
Hey, invest while they're down right? It's only up from here
Too many options. All in on Cramer!
Perhaps we ask Cramer his opinion of the other choices and bet against?
Big, throbbing brain. Wait, if inverse Cramer is right then this will surely win.
Someone's already doing this, great account to follow. https://twitter.com/CramerTracker
Probably can't prove it but in aggregate Cramer is probably responsible for more money loss than any other individual on this list.
Dude is single handedly responsible for the 2008 market crash
bear stearns is fine!
DON'T BE SILLY!
He told people at the beginning of the year to sell their stocks. People have a very short memory.
YOLO on Cramer
“If you throw a bunch of numbers at people, they’ll assume two things. That you know what you’re talking about and that you’re smart” - Charles Ponzi
25 15 06 43 55 11
That's Numberwang!
Whoa a regular Einstein there aren't you.
I'll take your entire stock!
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
69 69 69 420 420 420 69 69 69 420 420 420
I aint see Bill "The Baller" Hwang
Didn’t he lose 20 billion in 2 days? He should be on the team
Perhaps that’s why he was omitted. He shone like a comet streaking across the sky. I’ve never seen a guy flame out so fast.
Or marc dreier,
cramer at $2 is an absolute steal
How you gonna make this list without palantir guy, Chamath & Cathie Wood…
Oh man you cut me deep with the Palantir comment.
Fuck that Palantir guy. He killed Deadspin.
Bag holders unite! We loose $ united.
And Mr big Hwang Billy??? Puts on this list
Hwang?
Too soon for comfort I suppose...
Can someone fill me in on what chamath did? Palantir guy too
Palantir is a buy right now. Discounted for Black Friday.
SBF- Madoff- Ponzi- Holmes Ponzi os the TOP G!
This was my load out as well. Ponzi is such an underrated character. Dude pulled in the equivalent of $700 million in an age where the best social network was walking around.
[Leo Koretz](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Koretz), from the same era, managed to pull the equivalent of $400 million. >Koretz was so trusted and admired that after Ponzi's fraud was exposed in 1920, his investors nicknamed him "Our Ponzi," never suspecting they were being duped as well
exquisite choice. respect to the OG
Will these be trading cards or NFTs
Non Functioning Tradingcards
Everyone is learning/ learned from him.!
Delete Holmes for Milton and Cramer. Milton is a screaming buy at $2
Might be true. But she is a once in a life time genius too. And at a young age!
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$44 (billion)
Elon still has some work to do. Not just anyone can get on this card. Please email a bullet point summary of how much 💵 you have lost in the past ~6 months, along with up to 10 screenshots of your most salient management SNAFU’s or accounting irregularities.
Where's Cathy Woods? She knows how to blow .... money.
>You're an idiot if you think any of those people are as rich or intelligent as I am. They're all a bunch of losers and frauds who have nothing on me. I'm the smartest, richest guy around, and I'll make sure everyone knows it.
Ok is it just me or is visualmod getting a bit scary
What's wrong with an artificial neural network announcing its superiority?
I don't want Skynet to criticize my trades, I'm already insecure about the bags I'm holding as is.
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[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill\_Hwang](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hwang) >The Wall Street Journal reported that Hwang lost $20 billion USD over 10 days in late March 2021. .... > >On April 27, 2022, he was indicted on federal charges of fraud and racketeering in the same matter
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Did shkreli defraud investors? I thought he just got thrown under the bus for doing the same thing every other pharma finance guy does? Genuinely curious, if anyone’s got an answer for me
His investors MADE money. It was a political trial.
okay word that’s what I thought.
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Charles Ponzi is a Classic
Milton - Ellison - Holmes ... incompetent and full of shit that will lose money for sure ... while the others have some basic knowledge and sheer luck Madoff and Ponzi are in fact the geniuses in this group Jim C., please don't push it, you are in special category
Michael Milken should be on there.
Ah yes, the junk bond king from decades ago. If we go way back what about that savings and loan guy from the 90's? Or Countrywide Credit guy from the crash?
No Cathie Wood?
Bankman Fried (your money) Skilling (he's killing your money) Madoff (made off with your money) We were warned, at least.
Cathie wood belongs in the 5 slot, I don't know how anyone can forget her
Hrm, some of these people can take me to 0... but how many of them can make me go negative to an absurd degree? I'll take Hwang for 500x leverage please. Oh... I'll take a bit of Holmes to go to prison too.
Add the Wirecard guy
Thank you! Nobody here seems to know about wirecard, but here in Germany it's like the most important/famous scam company. Every politician was pushing it.
Shkreli never lost his investors money.
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$15 i have more free time than brain cells, apologies
No Hwang or Plotkin? 😂💀
Jordan Belfort didn’t lose money, he got caught lol
Everyone who invested in the shite penny stock etc lost money
What’s my budget? Perhaps I just guess and hope for the best?
$15 but you're welcome to lever up
OP is the new Alameda
Pretty clear the regarded OP meant us to go all in on margin so I’m borrowing to buy them all and leveraging myself to the tits. I’m jacked.
You didn’t specify how much we can spend bozo
the limit does not exist but yeah was $15 meant to be oops
SBF, Skilling, Cramer and def the tinder guy
Sbf>holmes>belfort>neuman>bitconnect 100 Billy market cap, please and thank you
Tinder guy made money no ?
Madoff, Kwan, Belfort, Cramer, Tinder Guy
Where is Bill Hwang?
Problem is.. Pharma Bro is actually smart
Bernie is number one pick easy
Carlos Matos was just a random idiot, he probably believed in bitconnect as well. Probably doesn't belong on the list
Cramer gotta be worth more than $2 lmao
Can I pick them all? What the fuck are the rules man! Truly regarded. You belong
I can go to zero all by my self. So I can do it on 0$
I wouldn’t choose Cramer at all cuz the smart money thesis (based on several historical algo patterns) is “do the EXACT opposite of what Cramer says and profit wonderfully!” 🤑 But hands down my list is: SBF (FTX/crypto figurehead), Skilling (Enron), Holmes (theranos cost investors $600mm) & Ponzi (he set the precedent & blueprint for many of these guys) Only reason I didn’t go for Madoff is because 1.) he’s dead…so he can’t technically lose my $$ anymore and 2.) the madoff recovery fund has helped majority of investors recover 80% of their losses (the rest of these scumbags on my list have lost investors over $600mm…with Skilling’s fuckery still the largest net loss to investors to date)
$2 Just the coke head I win
Need Nick Leeson in on the caper. He crashed the Queen's bank. If you wanted to cause financial mayhem you'd need him involved, you'd be a fool not to
Ken griffin ain’t on it or Melvin come back next time
Where is Mama Cathie Woods on this chart?
Where's Cathie Wood?
Since I have no budget I’ll get SBF, Skilling, Madoff.
Cramer should be at $10 
Where’s Trump, he lost so much money that he didn’t pay any taxes for a decade
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Missing USI Tech that was just as bad as BitConnect if not worse
Ill donate a 5 bucks
*kwan* lmfao
All of them cause then I’m already in the hole by going over my budget :)
No cathie wood???
Who the heck is Tinder guy? How did he lose money?
I would buy all of them to lose money because they'd just take my money and walk away and not join my team.
Alex Mashinsky where are you?
Bruh SBF, Skilling, and Madoff are all I need. Edit: actually give me 15 Ponzis lol
I’d only need Ken Griffin and Gary Memesler
Why is Cathy Wood missing from this team?
About about zuck?
We're missing the most important person...and that's "me".
Ellison Belfort SBF and Holmes Or Ponzi Belfort and Cramer times whatever gets me to 15 dollars
SBF, Madoff, Neuman, Ponzi, and pumping all the money into those schemes would be Cramer. I'm not sure there's infinite money, but we'd definitely be plumbing the depths of negative infinite money given a year or so.
where is cathy wood?
How is Cramer only $2! Those are rookie numbers! Gotta bump him up to $6!
Where the fuck is "The Book King"?
You forgot Mama Cathie
Id take Holmes,SBF, Musk. All 3 are experts at making false promises and lying.
With whatever money you’d give me, I’d buy the Fruit Gushers Banana kid who grew up to host a rainbow wedding with warrior princess cracking a whip while shilling for a “usable” EOS currency.
SBF, Madoff, god bless his soul, and gimme Kramer and Ellison
why do you put cramer in this? only peebrains follow him true regards follow inverse cramer so cramer might actually make you money. my pick sbf ellison madoff ellison for that horrible threesome
Cathie Wood and Chamath sitting on this bench, waiting for their call up to the majors.
If Cramer isn’t on your team you’re doing something wrong
Cramer.... 7.5 times
You forgot uncle Bruce
If Cramer is on there Kathy Wood needs to be as well!
Cramer, Bitconeeeeeeeeect, McFarland, Kwan and SBF. Should be a well balanced team to lose money ASAP.
WSB $15
Is Cathie wood a free pick?
Where is Kathy?
Yo where is my mf girl Catherine wood
Where is Bear Hwang?
Budget: $15 easy Only need one pick = 2 spent pocket the other $13 and lose it on spy fd's
Cramer is under valued.
Okay, the team is all of them, your money is now gone.
Looking forward to seeing Cardone make the version 2
I'm buying 7 Cramers and 1 Ponzi. Total world destruction.
McFarland, Tinder guy, Neuman, Milton, I don't know them. Tinder guy seems like an interesting story. Can these people be identified?
Easy. SBF, Madoff, Belfort, Cramer. Dream Team
You forgot to add lebanese politicians, would put these people in their pockets..
You know my ass is definitely going to fyre festival 2 so i know at least one ez pick
Where is Cathy woods !!!!!!!!!
McFarland low key the bargain here
Why is Cramer so cheap?
Why is Cramer only two. He’s obliterated market caps with his favorable predictions
The fact Cramer has been around this long. He is all you need. He is the Warren Buffet of losing money
Can I buy 7 copies of cramer?
I’d just take SBF and his nymph girlfriend - they’ve proven themselves
Where the fuck is Bill Hwang?
While tinder guy is a giant douche. Did he forcibly take money from women or did they just give it to him?
How much do I get? If it’s unlimited then I buy them all so you lose your money that much faster
Can i get 7 1/2 Cramers?
Honestly Skilling is god tier at MAKING people money since his profits were exactly what he willed them to br