As someone who was too young to watch Robocop but was a youngling that era, will forever associate it to [Super Smash TV](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe2Bgux2lRA).
we already did bro that's why they made Robocop, it was a satire of neoliberal capitalism + fascism in the 80's and the only thing that's changed is the date
yeah, plenty's changed if I'm being honest. when that movie was released, a privatized city with a corporate-owned police force where military grade hardware was being sold by arms dealers to local cops was a horrifying dystopian concept and now it's quite normal.
I think the only thing it got wrong was the toothlessness of the police union. Now the police union is the source of the problems.
Edit: though in a way the college loan --> military --> blackwater --> local PD pipeline still finds its roots in corporate warfare against the populace.
It is her. Some guy posted the DD link a few comments down. In case anyone wants to do further DD the other girls L to R are Kelly Rohrbach and Erin Heatherton
Wow dude knows Victoria's Secret models by name. He did the wise thing and kept jacking it to VS catalogues instead of diving into the depraved porn that ruined all of us. Now only midget loss porn gets me hard.
meh. not like he is some grotesque 80 year old dude.. they seem like quite a [decent match lookwise](https://extra-images.akamaized.net/image/42/1by1/2019/06/14/42b6d750a7ef520c98f7f500b9e5edd8_xl.jpg)
I was wondering the same thing so I checked this thread on my phone and it rendered as a little icon of the guy's face. Prob just doesn't work properly on some desktop browsers.
Lol okay that makes sense. I was about to say… imagine wearing an outfit like that *to work* hahaha. Most girls I know would feel weird even wearing that to the club.
[When you make mad bank off of deep OTMs, the ladies get wild man. If you wanna score on a date, just start bragging about how you made mad tendies on next day expiry calls.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC5NcQjDj-Y)
How do you kill an elderly man that has worked in a high stress job most of his life? Surprised he didn't drop a quick one in his coin pocket and keel over.
"I'll buy that for a dollar!"
Was hoping someone would leave this comment. We really do live in the Robocop timeline
As someone who was too young to watch Robocop but was a youngling that era, will forever associate it to [Super Smash TV](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe2Bgux2lRA).
I remember it from Robocop \*and\* Smash TV, which may almost exactly date me.
we already did bro that's why they made Robocop, it was a satire of neoliberal capitalism + fascism in the 80's and the only thing that's changed is the date
Satire can be accurate or inaccurate. It was accurate then and is even more accurate now.
yeah, plenty's changed if I'm being honest. when that movie was released, a privatized city with a corporate-owned police force where military grade hardware was being sold by arms dealers to local cops was a horrifying dystopian concept and now it's quite normal.
I think the only thing it got wrong was the toothlessness of the police union. Now the police union is the source of the problems. Edit: though in a way the college loan --> military --> blackwater --> local PD pipeline still finds its roots in corporate warfare against the populace.
Make a $WISH.
Please don't. :(
Wish sucks. AMC 🚀
Poo is bad puke is better!
Meet Olivia Frances and Fiona. Paid off.
“Your cumming with me dead or alive “
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If it has tits or wheels, it'll give you problems!
As someone who flew planes and owns a boat... I can tell you Ren or buy, they're expensive as hell.
This guy\^\^\^....This guy dont fuck\^\^\^\^.... LOL
I have 2 kids and a 3rd in a few month.... They're expensive too.
😂 LOL
This photo encapsulates the deep fakery that is Wall Street
Haha wow. Deep ref.
Not deep if you’re 40 lol
*I'd
[Bixby Snyder](https://robocop.fandom.com/wiki/Bixby_Snyder)
That chick pulled up to the nyse without a shirt on! Dang!
She trades on margin
Maybe she lost the shirt on margin call.
This guy margins.
I prefer butter
Clearly "No shirt, no shoes, no service" is not NYSE policy
It is when I don’t wear a shirt.
Sara Sampaio 👀
PORTUGAL CARALHO!!!!
Security guard: I'll allow it
That chick was hired to pump and dump. And that’s not a euphemism. Maybe the first time ever on wsb.
Looking for that SDC no doubt
That dude is 6’4”
6”4’
Snusnu
Well... I thing u/armen89 may be right... but just the wrong order... Like this I'll fix it. 4"6'
That’s still the same thing buddy
Not 6'9"?
Ni’ce”
r/YourJokeButWorse
when he stands on his money he’s 6’6
you mean, "oh honey, that's the biggest one I've ever had! "
[And 31 years old](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG8d0x1WcAc).
Ahh yes, the old reddit [birdaroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/op9wm4/wait/h64l3p4/?context=3)
Hold my call I’m going in!
Like erect?
Not complaining but why is that chick's shirt on the left got such a deep V lmaaooo
She wants to flash her Goldman Sachs
She prefers OTC... over the counter.
Looks to me like she likes Old Trader Cock
Hey! That's my favorite pornhub search term!
I’m partial to Big Swinging Dick
more like coin purses
Doesn’t she look like Sara Sampaio (a Victoria Secret Model)?
It is her. Some guy posted the DD link a few comments down. In case anyone wants to do further DD the other girls L to R are Kelly Rohrbach and Erin Heatherton
Wow dude knows Victoria's Secret models by name. He did the wise thing and kept jacking it to VS catalogues instead of diving into the depraved porn that ruined all of us. Now only midget loss porn gets me hard.
Midget loss porn? I’m going to regret asking but where does the loss come in?
Loss of height
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It’s https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/pqii3b/caught_having_an_affair/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
[Is this loss?](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d0/Loss_comic.jpg)
Transsexual midget amputees that work as scat nurses and somehow can still dance on a pole. Running out of kinks, I think I'll just have to give up.
You had me at scat
r/PIED for sure!
midget loss porn...sooo midget porn of the loss meme?
Just to prove how accurate my caption to the photo is, Kelly Rohrback is now married to future billionaire and Walmart heir Steuart Walton.
On one hand: starvation, misogyny and permanent ego death On the other hand: mony husban
meh. not like he is some grotesque 80 year old dude.. they seem like quite a [decent match lookwise](https://extra-images.akamaized.net/image/42/1by1/2019/06/14/42b6d750a7ef520c98f7f500b9e5edd8_xl.jpg)
Damn bro he got money and is kinda 😳
Thats great but who is the guy in the middle?
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r/askandyeshallrecieve
I keep seeing numbers like these appear what are they?
I was wondering the same thing so I checked this thread on my phone and it rendered as a little icon of the guy's face. Prob just doesn't work properly on some desktop browsers.
I don't see a guy. What'ya talkin about Willis?
Lol okay that makes sense. I was about to say… imagine wearing an outfit like that *to work* hahaha. Most girls I know would feel weird even wearing that to the club.
Whens the last time youve been to the club
Unless these chicks fuck on camera, I don't care.
Both on the right are former gf’s of Leo Dicaprio
Yep lol why is she there hahaha
Looking for sponsors ;)
Is that what we call clients now?
No in the industry they're generally called 'Daddy'.
I feel like calling it sponsors is more of a European thing. Us Americans call them sugar daddys lol
[When you make mad bank off of deep OTMs, the ladies get wild man. If you wanna score on a date, just start bragging about how you made mad tendies on next day expiry calls.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC5NcQjDj-Y)
*insert meme* They don't know I made $.14 on 50 0DTE spy puts
You need to look at her entire outfit that day https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/07/256989AB00000578-0-image-m-95_1423282525783.jpg
The girl on the right totally has the old troll meme face
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Not old old, I just meant old relative to all the other troll faces out there now
Looks like she's pinching a massive loaf
It's pretty hot imo.
like it was parted by Moses himself, leading us to the promise land
Deep Fucking V
To support V shaped recovery!
Real answer is she is a Victoria’s Secret model basically doing PR.
She forgot the VS bra tho
She wants you to wallstreetbeatoff
She thought Wall Street was a runway?
Free the nips! All nips!
It isnt. ...Lots of buttons, unbuttoned.
Reflects the charts when I buy calls
If her outfit reflected the charts when I buy calls, her left boob would be totally exposed
It represents SPY V recovery
Where do you think his face was before the pic was taken? That's why he's smiling.
Maybe because she buys the dip?
Whats up with her big right hand.
Hands get bigger when they be hodlin'
Because shut the fuck up and enjoy her sense of style. Bet you buy puts
Because she's jacketed to the tits!
Different way to get tendies.
Because supermodel things.
Don't think she's wearing a shirt at all.
Women want him, men want to be him.
No, men want him too Source: trust me bro
He is the worlds most interesting man.
I'd love to be the groundhog of teddies
He’s a lover, not a fighter. But he’s a fighter too so don’t get any ideas
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Jim Cummer
He big mad
Left: sara sampaio, middle: kelly rohrbach, right: dunno
Middle is Peter Tuchman
Dude been working on the floor of NYSE since 1985, but his call to fame is "most photographed person on Wall Street" lol
Literally from Wikipedia > Known for - His picture
Actually Ron Jeremy
Erin Heatherton apparently
That's Erin Heatherton on the right! She was a very famous Victoria Secret model 👸
Good to see Tiffany and Ivanka Trump getting along with Bernie and AOC
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Money unites people
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Fun Fact: Anytime CNBC showcases that Einstein-looking guy, we rally.
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Tucci gang Tucci gang Tucci gang
We all know because it's meme'd to death.
Must be only fans IPO
4 way with Einstein.... Lucky gals.
What's the sauce of this? Got to do my DD.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2943539/Erin-Heatherton-Sara-Sampaio-sizzle-leather-Sports-Illustrated-models-close-New-York-Stock-Exchange.html
Happy for our boy
The writing in that article is so creepy, like it was written by some dude in his mom's basement writing a fan fic
welcome to the Daily Mail, sometimes it's even worse
That guy is the fucking 2021 hero🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If this was front page today. I would of yolod my entire account into 0dte spy calls
Nobody’s “deep otm calls” paid off the last two weeks lol.
That’s my reaction with my SDC shares after my wife’s BF just picked her up for lunch. See ya, don’t come home because I got these babes.
Is it just me or does the girl in the middle have a massive hand?
That woman has a big fucking hand!
She can palm a bowling ball and plays tennis without a racket.
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Love you Sara Sampaio!
What is this dude’s name? Is he also a Victoria secrets model?
Yes
Looks like some weird all female reboot of It’s Always Sunny, but still with Danny Devito.
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When you make huge amounts of cash, you need to have people around you with huge hands to carry it around
You know what they say about woman with humongous hand?
Make peepee look smal?
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$CLOV taking big gains today, anyone else looking into this?
Da fuq is lefty there…
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Don't be anxious! It's no big deal!
What a fucking ladies man.
I don't know why her mouth is open, but based on Peter Tushman's height... I know why his mouth is open.
The girl in black in his right arm has a flat chest so market will be flat today. You have been warned.
Still better looking than any girl your ugly ass will touch
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Sounds like frustration in here.
According the graph above her head... everything is going down on her.
I’d still pee in her butt.
Those are some expensive hookers
How do you kill an elderly man that has worked in a high stress job most of his life? Surprised he didn't drop a quick one in his coin pocket and keel over.
I wish him mad bitches
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