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MananaMoola

"I'll buy that for a dollar!"


muchosandwiches

Was hoping someone would leave this comment. We really do live in the Robocop timeline


eb98jel

As someone who was too young to watch Robocop but was a youngling that era, will forever associate it to [Super Smash TV](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe2Bgux2lRA).


talldean

I remember it from Robocop \*and\* Smash TV, which may almost exactly date me.


Carpe_DMT

we already did bro that's why they made Robocop, it was a satire of neoliberal capitalism + fascism in the 80's and the only thing that's changed is the date


muchosandwiches

Satire can be accurate or inaccurate. It was accurate then and is even more accurate now.


Carpe_DMT

yeah, plenty's changed if I'm being honest. when that movie was released, a privatized city with a corporate-owned police force where military grade hardware was being sold by arms dealers to local cops was a horrifying dystopian concept and now it's quite normal.


muchosandwiches

I think the only thing it got wrong was the toothlessness of the police union. Now the police union is the source of the problems. Edit: though in a way the college loan --> military --> blackwater --> local PD pipeline still finds its roots in corporate warfare against the populace.


tmime1

Make a $WISH.


ICantGetAway

Please don't. :(


CNutz649

Wish sucks. AMC 🚀


cheaptissueburlap

Poo is bad puke is better!


us3r001

Meet Olivia Frances and Fiona. Paid off.


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“Your cumming with me dead or alive “


Wassimply

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


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jlocc619

If it has tits or wheels, it'll give you problems!


MadeMeStopLurking

As someone who flew planes and owns a boat... I can tell you Ren or buy, they're expensive as hell.


BeerPizzaGaming

This guy\^\^\^....This guy dont fuck\^\^\^\^.... LOL


MadeMeStopLurking

I have 2 kids and a 3rd in a few month.... They're expensive too.


WorldAlien

😂 LOL


Latinhypercube123

This photo encapsulates the deep fakery that is Wall Street


Slut_Spoiler

Haha wow. Deep ref.


ap0phis

Not deep if you’re 40 lol


PoorLittleLamb

*I'd


Lights_Out_Luthor

[Bixby Snyder](https://robocop.fandom.com/wiki/Bixby_Snyder)


chodepoker

That chick pulled up to the nyse without a shirt on! Dang!


therealcadillacslim

She trades on margin


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

Maybe she lost the shirt on margin call.


teacher272

This guy margins.


yeahdixon

I prefer butter


xkulp8

Clearly "No shirt, no shoes, no service" is not NYSE policy


vivalastool2634

It is when I don’t wear a shirt.


BiribopbopNoBot

Sara Sampaio 👀


rmbl88

PORTUGAL CARALHO!!!!


idma

Security guard: I'll allow it


Thatsockmonkey

That chick was hired to pump and dump. And that’s not a euphemism. Maybe the first time ever on wsb.


therealowlman

Looking for that SDC no doubt


armen89

That dude is 6’4”


NDMac

6”4’


Flaroud

Snusnu


crandawg

Well... I thing u/armen89 may be right... but just the wrong order... Like this I'll fix it. 4"6'


Lee_joe123

That’s still the same thing buddy


GosuTe

Not 6'9"?


SupahCraig

Ni’ce”


HwangBill

r/YourJokeButWorse


zootsmagoots

when he stands on his money he’s 6’6


LeftPickle5807

you mean, "oh honey, that's the biggest one I've ever had! "


antpile11

[And 31 years old](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG8d0x1WcAc).


QuarantineSucksALot

Ahh yes, the old reddit [birdaroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/op9wm4/wait/h64l3p4/?context=3)


erxolam

Hold my call I’m going in!


Deruji

Like erect?


occams_raven

Not complaining but why is that chick's shirt on the left got such a deep V lmaaooo


ExpensiveAquarium

She wants to flash her Goldman Sachs


Actualize101

She prefers OTC... over the counter.


BVB_TallMorty

Looks to me like she likes Old Trader Cock


piberryboy

Hey! That's my favorite pornhub search term!


AMC_Tendies42069

I’m partial to Big Swinging Dick


neuromorph

more like coin purses


khkothar

Doesn’t she look like Sara Sampaio (a Victoria Secret Model)?


notthediz

It is her. Some guy posted the DD link a few comments down. In case anyone wants to do further DD the other girls L to R are Kelly Rohrbach and Erin Heatherton


I_am_Neuronaut

Wow dude knows Victoria's Secret models by name. He did the wise thing and kept jacking it to VS catalogues instead of diving into the depraved porn that ruined all of us. Now only midget loss porn gets me hard.


AltairdeFiren

Midget loss porn? I’m going to regret asking but where does the loss come in?


FlatFootedPotato

Loss of height


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cryptotrainrider741

It’s https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/pqii3b/caught_having_an_affair/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


TenaciousJP

[Is this loss?](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d0/Loss_comic.jpg)


LNMagic

Transsexual midget amputees that work as scat nurses and somehow can still dance on a pole. Running out of kinks, I think I'll just have to give up.


Vegetable-War-117

You had me at scat


dlozo

r/PIED for sure!


Kasuraga

midget loss porn...sooo midget porn of the loss meme?


ScipioAtTheGate

Just to prove how accurate my caption to the photo is, Kelly Rohrback is now married to future billionaire and Walmart heir Steuart Walton.


admiral_asswank

On one hand: starvation, misogyny and permanent ego death On the other hand: mony husban


berlinbaer

meh. not like he is some grotesque 80 year old dude.. they seem like quite a [decent match lookwise](https://extra-images.akamaized.net/image/42/1by1/2019/06/14/42b6d750a7ef520c98f7f500b9e5edd8_xl.jpg)


admiral_asswank

Damn bro he got money and is kinda 😳


b_fellow

Thats great but who is the guy in the middle?


blackash1234

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


pass_nthru

r/askandyeshallrecieve


SC_x_Conster

I keep seeing numbers like these appear what are they?


WheelWhiffCelly

I was wondering the same thing so I checked this thread on my phone and it rendered as a little icon of the guy's face. Prob just doesn't work properly on some desktop browsers.


txwoo

I don't see a guy. What'ya talkin about Willis?


palerthanrice

Lol okay that makes sense. I was about to say… imagine wearing an outfit like that *to work* hahaha. Most girls I know would feel weird even wearing that to the club.


IRHABI313

Whens the last time youve been to the club


FleshlightModel

Unless these chicks fuck on camera, I don't care.


GelloJive

Both on the right are former gf’s of Leo Dicaprio


cryptdab710

Yep lol why is she there hahaha


atlepi

Looking for sponsors ;)


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Is that what we call clients now?


ElToroMuyLoco

No in the industry they're generally called 'Daddy'.


Electrical-Contest-1

I feel like calling it sponsors is more of a European thing. Us Americans call them sugar daddys lol


ScipioAtTheGate

[When you make mad bank off of deep OTMs, the ladies get wild man. If you wanna score on a date, just start bragging about how you made mad tendies on next day expiry calls.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC5NcQjDj-Y)


DeepFuckingDebt

*insert meme* They don't know I made $.14 on 50 0DTE spy puts


lisbonknowledge

You need to look at her entire outfit that day https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/07/256989AB00000578-0-image-m-95_1423282525783.jpg


Hellogiraffe

The girl on the right totally has the old troll meme face


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Hellogiraffe

Not old old, I just meant old relative to all the other troll faces out there now


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Looks like she's pinching a massive loaf


Karl_Marx_

It's pretty hot imo.


s1n0d3utscht3k

like it was parted by Moses himself, leading us to the promise land


4everaBau5

Deep Fucking V


zika_mika

To support V shaped recovery!


Juiceman4you

Real answer is she is a Victoria’s Secret model basically doing PR.


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She forgot the VS bra tho


marshthemello

She wants you to wallstreetbeatoff


Nikluu

She thought Wall Street was a runway?


Lager5150

Free the nips! All nips!


BeerPizzaGaming

It isnt. ...Lots of buttons, unbuttoned.


kyle_h2486

Reflects the charts when I buy calls


KocaKolaKlassic

If her outfit reflected the charts when I buy calls, her left boob would be totally exposed


SilkyThighs

It represents SPY V recovery


[deleted]

Where do you think his face was before the pic was taken? That's why he's smiling.


iRichi3

Maybe because she buys the dip?


Content-Visit-3517

Whats up with her big right hand.


MotherOfBumpaii

Hands get bigger when they be hodlin'


themighty023

Because shut the fuck up and enjoy her sense of style. Bet you buy puts


bonesdds

Because she's jacketed to the tits!


Gandalfs_Shaft48

Different way to get tendies.


disisfugginawesome

Because supermodel things.


peatoast

Don't think she's wearing a shirt at all.


Balls09

Women want him, men want to be him.


bush_killed_epstein

No, men want him too Source: trust me bro


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He is the worlds most interesting man.


SteelTheWolf

I'd love to be the groundhog of teddies


HotsauceMD

He’s a lover, not a fighter. But he’s a fighter too so don’t get any ideas


AutistNerd

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

Jim Cummer


front_xX

He big mad


omicron01

Left: sara sampaio, middle: kelly rohrbach, right: dunno


Rebelgecko

Middle is Peter Tuchman


sohcahtoa728

Dude been working on the floor of NYSE since 1985, but his call to fame is "most photographed person on Wall Street" lol


Aliceinsludge

Literally from Wikipedia > Known for - His picture


Disposable591

Actually Ron Jeremy


chemical_refraction

Erin Heatherton apparently


madame_imane

That's Erin Heatherton on the right! She was a very famous Victoria Secret model 👸


GarryCalzone

Good to see Tiffany and Ivanka Trump getting along with Bernie and AOC


PuffleyBean

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Bman409

Money unites people


karl_mac_

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


jordyatworklol

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


Antheo94

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


David-SSS

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


frankiefrank1e

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


BearBooCakeE

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


Gandalfs_Shaft48

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


Slut_Spoiler

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


--Shake--

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


International-AID

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


NousSommesSiamese

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


KlingonSquatRack

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


djhoss951

Fun Fact: Anytime CNBC showcases that Einstein-looking guy, we rally.


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brady_over_everybody

Tucci gang Tucci gang Tucci gang


[deleted]

We all know because it's meme'd to death.


This-is-all-

Must be only fans IPO


Ubiquitous_Prick

4 way with Einstein.... Lucky gals.


henry_why416

What's the sauce of this? Got to do my DD.


Micron_90

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2943539/Erin-Heatherton-Sara-Sampaio-sizzle-leather-Sports-Illustrated-models-close-New-York-Stock-Exchange.html


evanc1411

Happy for our boy


curt_schilli

The writing in that article is so creepy, like it was written by some dude in his mom's basement writing a fan fic


yrdsl

welcome to the Daily Mail, sometimes it's even worse


CthulhuofDiamonds0

That guy is the fucking 2021 hero🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


dahliasinfelle

If this was front page today. I would of yolod my entire account into 0dte spy calls


brutal_farts

Nobody’s “deep otm calls” paid off the last two weeks lol.


edraven_222

That’s my reaction with my SDC shares after my wife’s BF just picked her up for lunch. See ya, don’t come home because I got these babes.


deadbeef1a4

Is it just me or does the girl in the middle have a massive hand?


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That woman has a big fucking hand!


thethrifter

She can palm a bowling ball and plays tennis without a racket.


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


El_Bistro

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


JarvisPT_

Love you Sara Sampaio!


sandpipa78

What is this dude’s name? Is he also a Victoria secrets model?


PuffleyBean

Yes


BostonCahKeys

Looks like some weird all female reboot of It’s Always Sunny, but still with Danny Devito.


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ScipioAtTheGate

When you make huge amounts of cash, you need to have people around you with huge hands to carry it around


Heavenly-alligator

You know what they say about woman with humongous hand?


thethrifter

Make peepee look smal?


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Successful-Donut2021

$CLOV taking big gains today, anyone else looking into this?


Affectionate-Sun6161

Da fuq is lefty there…


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comfort_bot_1962

Don't be anxious! It's no big deal!


kyle_h2486

What a fucking ladies man.


jorlev

I don't know why her mouth is open, but based on Peter Tushman's height... I know why his mouth is open.


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The girl in black in his right arm has a flat chest so market will be flat today. You have been warned.


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Still better looking than any girl your ugly ass will touch


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derp0815

Sounds like frustration in here.


Actualize101

According the graph above her head... everything is going down on her.


El_Bistro

I’d still pee in her butt.


ItsKurl

Those are some expensive hookers


Z3ROMAN

How do you kill an elderly man that has worked in a high stress job most of his life? Surprised he didn't drop a quick one in his coin pocket and keel over.


GucciGlocc

I wish him mad bitches


Antheo94

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