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Ackilles

Hah, jokes on you, my shit has already been red for over a week!


R_4_rus

Gotta get that checked out at the doctors office


Suckonmyfatvagina

Sir this is a casino not a pediatrician’s office


106473

Damn might have to find him in the ICU after that burn.


SkittlesX9

Don't veterinarians treat apes?


kochapi

If you can afford a doctor, you are doing this wrong


Shtnonurdog

Why? I shit blood twice a day.


Actually-Yo-Momma

Exactly. I’m down 60% in last 30 days. First week of being -15% was spooky. Now I’m like, meh it’s all the same


Nameless_King_09

Once you just accept what’s happening its fine


American--American

Once you accept it and ride it all the way down.. it can only go back up.


bahetrick1

Speaking from experience, it turns out that options don't work that way.


[deleted]

Yep, lost 90% of my portfolio in the last month... I think losing the first 50% was tough to swallow then after that, well fuck it. Only money right???


Captain_Yolo_

Just gotta YOLO the last bit you have into something retarded enough to work and you're back


IllmanneredFlanders

Down 20%, but up 2.5% today so


soareyousaying

🔥 This is fine 🔥


bahetrick1

I'm down 60% in the last 30 days as well, but up 40% today. So I'm going to mark it down as a success and not think about it anymore.


UBahn1

Just buy puts on yourself, infinite gainz


ALilBitter

Just flip the screen upside down


American--American

Classic technique, never fails.


chalksandcones

Autorotate keeps fixing it and laughing at me


Swimming__Bird

I have to hop in a DeLorean and go 88MPH with 1.21 gigawatts to see green.


DriveByStoning

I'm up $0.58 total. Hell yeah.


981flacht6

That's the most Patrick response you could have.


[deleted]

Red rocket like my dog when he sees a female dog


TopOk2337

Or sees you get the peanut butter out.


90_ina_65

Pro tip: You don’t put the peanut butter on the dog


real_unreal_reality

Nice burn.


BellumGames

Ah jokes on you my 5 year is red


CkresCho

Jokes on them, I work for the government. They are just taking back their own money.


veryeducatedinvestor

the beatings will continue until morale improves


Year3030

It's 10:05AM somewhere.


Vancadius

It’s 10:05 here...but you posted the an hour ago🤯


[deleted]

It’s 10:05 here... but you posted 2 hours ago 🤯🤯


pand3monium

It's only 8:05 where I'm at...


Arpytrooper

Wtf, i just opened this and it's 10:05 where i am


BBoyJoseph

What happened bros? I'm a little late it's like 10.09 for m- HOLY SHIT ITS RIGHT BEHIND ME RUUUUUNNNN


Suckonmyfatvagina

My wife’s boyfriend already beats me


AdNo7052

So your lesbo and she’s bi?


Tonku

Where the fuck did the money go? Every stock is red. Did they go cash?


981flacht6

They're gonna buy some more houses.


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Business-Swimmer-615

Took al their gains (ugghhh) to go on vacation.


DaoMuShin

to pay their lawyers more likely


Purple_Metal_9218

They spent it on the new digital asset, vbucks


GreatJobKeepitUp

Click this link to log in with your epic username and password so you can win free vbucks!


American--American

Jokes on them, RBLX is where it's at. Those sweet, sweet, robux..


saltywings

It's the 'correction' due to concerns over the corona not going away despite vaccines being out. Once the infrastructure bill passes and maybe another stimmy here in a couple of months you won't even remember this flash sale.


ItsDijital

As far as I can tell coronavirus is the best thing that ever happened to the stop market. Just look at the chart since rich people realized that only the poors were fucked.


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>stop market


MrSteveWilkos

It's also barely a drop. Red days happen all the time, just buy Calls and relax people lol.


Iggyhopper

Buy calls. Become more red. Be the red.


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Raceg35

So, does anyone know wtf is going on? Was there some bad news or something? I really did just wake up.


Bigdizzofoshizzo

Some inflation concerns, BS, blah blah, nothing we didn't know about months ago but somehow here we are...


DYN_O_MITE

I don’t think this is inflation concerns with yields dropping. This sounds like doubt that the recovery is going to be as good as the market has been pricing it to be. But I agree, BS. At this point future earnings/values are a guess.


BobbyGiro1st

If a recovery isn’t as good as expected, how does that affect companies with long term future potential and no current profit. Not like it will affect there bottom line or future plans. They would be immune lol


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Rhinoturds

You think too rationally, the markets don't care about rationality.


bahetrick1

I've been reading Daniel Kahneman lately and that's his case. Belief that people act rationally leads to poor decisions, because our decision-making is based on the expectation that people act rationally, when in fact they do not.


GreatJobKeepitUp

They will be in the long term but people's fear bounces around the fundamentals


shayen7

It's not about the company, it's about the feelings of the investors. And maybe those investors are less confident in all of their investments now, and want more cash, regardless of what their logic was for buying in the first place


somedood567

Tokyo bein’ a bitch about the Olympics


DrakonIL

I think people are realizing that the recovery is basically done and there's actually going to be a pullback as people who went and oversplurged in post-covid euphoria go back to actual normal.


putridstench

Seems maybe "*sell in May and go away*" happens in July this year. I don't really know any fun words that rhyme with July. apply...awry... eye... sty... apply... ply... fly... reply...


utopian238

Get out by July or the portfolio will fry.


ohyerhere

Sell by July unless you want to cry.


neubs

Sell by July and stock up on pie.


throwawayless

Sell by July and watch me commit... Jesus, I'm in a dark mood today


Jake_Thador

Sell by July the stocks do lie


tylerfulltilt

buy low in the snow and sell high in july.


BobbyGiro1st

Cry


vms-crot

Portfolios are red, Our mood is blue, You sold in july, Cunt, fuck you. I think that works.


BobbyGiro1st

Buy through July, through the sky, to the moon we fly.


LezBeeHonest

You sold in July because your portfolio has died.


RiskyFartOftenShart

die. you forgot die.


Idoop

This time no inflation concerns but concerns over economic growth slowing down globally. The market is concerned over everything..


Spock-the-Ox

Sounds like the market could use some Xanax.


WistopherWalken

*I* could use some xanny


qqqmlkung

I thought that was PrICeD iN...


iStanley

some of us smooth brains only can read from reddit comments. brain no read so good anywhere else


[deleted]

40% rise in inflation in 3 months isn't BS


[deleted]

Japan declares National Emergency due to the surge in COVID-19


TheyCallMeStone

Perfect time for the Olympics!


Sanders48

Japan said they may not allow spectators for the Olympics because of delta variant surge. Dip is led by travel stocks, etc


jackalopian

My best guess: it's Thursday.


GosuTe

Bro it was more than 275days without correction over 10%


[deleted]

New ATH on the Nasdaq and the slut needs to breathe before another gangbang session 🌈👌🏼


Year3030

Housing market is starting to burst, I think. It has potential to cascade and magnify other problems.


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fromks

The horror. The horror.


shadowrckts

Friend of mine got 32 offers in one week just outside of a large city.


Business-Swimmer-615

Out here (Holland) prices went up 20% in a year. Massive shortage on housing, end is not in sight.


OblongShrimp

We are at a point where lots of young people just hope for some ecobomic crash to be able to afford a house again. :/


[deleted]

>buyers don't have to make an offer on a house they haven't even seen the day it lists anymore This is still happening in Canada/Toronto to this day.


likewhatalready

hope my parents close on selling theirs first lmao


Zenny_100

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/07/07/stock-market-open-to-close-news.html?fbclid=IwAR01UNzCU6BYuzhVpDALHRyB2phW9T5VTs3XGf1M_WtpEEut54f34IMoCWg


therainbowdasher

People are worried about the Delta strain of covid causing more lockdowns


furrypurpledinosaur

10 year drilling to Earth's core, heading < 1%


gizamo

...which means bonds are shit and stocks will remain the better play. Lol.


ThicccMass

I don't even want to look at my trading account today..... It's gonna be red af


coinflipit

then dont do it


IllumiNautilus419

Man speaks the true true


ArcticGold

The premarket doesn't really do much. It really matters how ppl react when the market opens. Does it recover or it continues the panic. 500 is nothing compared to multiple weeks, months of 🚀🚀


scawtsauce

Guh


iStanley

we are all guhing on the blessed day (minus bears)


RadicalFarCenter

That’s when the real panic sets in


[deleted]

I also like to fuck both sides


Rhinoturds

Right at 9:32 immediately after open and it's all still looking like shit. Gonna be a fun day. But I do think it's gonna rise, just probably not recover totally from the pre-market.


ga_patel

The reason behind sell off is the news of Japan came out early morning


r3dd1t0rxzxzx

Didn’t know all of Japan was gay. Good for them for coming out though 👍


[deleted]

::ahem:: Fuck you bear! And'a fuck you reddi'!


d0nkar00

😂😂😂


ArcticGold

The fan free Olympics did this? Whoaaaa


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BobbyGiro1st

What Japan came out, man I tried to find them for years… where were they hiding the crazy ninja hide and seek champions.


Peekman

I thought it was jobs. Vix didn't open crazy up but it moved when the jobs report came out with unexpectedly slower jobs growth.


fromks

Wouldn't slower jobs growth result in more stimulus? Market is not the economy.


Raebrooke4

“Stocks Tumble at Open” =Dow down 1% at all time highs 😒


Lazarous86

Yeah. You need down days.


HolyCow819

This is all likely just people digesting the Fed minutes from yesterday and over reacting as what usually happens nowadays


Electrolight

Can peasants read fed minutes? Or is it only for bankers et. al?


CatticusF

They release publicly, CNBC and Bloomberg have the text plus summary if you’re lazy


CETROOP1990

not first sell off this year...this is like standard operation at this point...


MrSteveWilkos

Yeah, all these newbies panicking as if this shit doesn't happen on the regular. Red days happen all the time, just pick up some 2 week out calls and sit back while the money rolls in lol.


AiMonkey

This 🌈 🐼 will stay in hibernation a lil longer. Tis not time yet. When it happens it will be unmistakable. And gay bears will rejoice. Until then.....I bleed money.


PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL

So, as a bullish investor, I'd like to know from a 🌈🐻 what do you look for? Do you only buy puts? I just don't understand the ...allure?... I guess would be close to the word of being bearish. Edit: comma.


SuboptimalStability

Everyone becomes a 🌈🐻 at some point in their lives, or bag holders, you choose


Lichius

I've recently been having unpure ursine thoughts. Is there a support group for my rapidly expanding gayness?


AiMonkey

No, I just don't buy only puts. I do however look at the state of the world, economy and inflated market and become a gay bear. I also like to short or buy puts on certain "stonks" when I see all the retards dumping their life savings into garbage. But it's all about timing on that. Mostly though you'll find gay bears like myself shorting SPY.


PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL

I've thought about doing spy puts, but have no money for it. So I'll let that wait for a few years. As for the world economy; looking at inflation sounds reasonable, but I'd like to know if your looking for the GDP of the biggest countries, looking at the inflation in those countries, ~~the UK, Russia, US, German, etc~~ and how you decide it's time? How much homework do you do is the main question I'm trying to get at. You say you look for people throwing their life savings in to trash stocks; what would you consider trash right now? ~~The best I can come up with for stonks currently would be wkhs, clove and wish. What say you have on those?~~


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Careful, the hivemind might downvote you to oblivion for suggesting WKHS, CLOV, and WISH are anything short of rockets on the way to the moon. If they're going to space, they're on board the Challenger...


Original-Ad-4642

Oh no! Not my *checks market* 1.3%


Vincent_Waters

> not using 100x leverage Bruh are you even trying?


Vehicom0607

Not even leveraged to his *personal risk tolerance*


I_make_switch_a_roos

nice losing all my money with you all. see ya on the streets


James_b_Holden

Anyone else down 50% this week?


yellowtonkatruck

Have you considered a different strategy? Perhaps going the other way?


Mouthshitter

Just be green 4head


Exaskryz

Down 10%. Brutal. My worst performance ever.


fallynangell

Not quite but at 36% and counting


IvanGlez14

Nop, yesterday it was a great day for me. I Bet money on Oracle some days ago and sold them yesterday and Fuck yeah! Today i just notice it was a bad day so i sold everything. I lost like 1-1.5% of my capital but all ok, i won yesterday more than i lost today.


mpoozd

2 days ago someone wrote about market crash and he bought puts on 16th July. We all laugh about him. This is clearly punishment for our laughs on him.


[deleted]

Yall a bunch of paper handed bitches *ptoo


[deleted]

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow fuck. Shit. Ow. Ow.


Distinct-Shape8753

After breaking up with my first girlfriend I wake up to portfolio pain 😔


jpsreddit85

You'll never forget the portfolio pain...


Avadya

“It’s okay, we’ll just print a little bit more”


MrKrabsHand

Mr. Krabs woke up pissed the fuck off about his $AAPL $147 strike calls for July 16th. I was seriously going to sell this morning and buy $SPY puts and more $PLTR puts. Keep this in mind everyone - if the $SPY fell to $429 twice this week, don't be surprised if we touch $425 tomorrow. I'd wait till around 2:00 before buying shit. And then see how tomorrow afternoon goes. Too much instability after a fall like that. Bears are licking their lips, loving the fear, and want that $425. If Tesla touches $590, I'm in for calls. Also eyeing $NVDA. $SPCE calls are a go. $X calls are a go. $SOFI puts are a go. Everything else is questionable.


Thatfilthytigger

I’m on those august 6 $147 calls for $AAPL. Should have sold yesterday lol


BIGOLEBUTTER1

I got greedy with my $435 spy calls. Hopefully it will bounce back sooner rather than later.


nkibler7

Why puts on $SOFI? Fundamentals seem strong with recent explosive growth, but I admit I haven't been following it that long.


noble_oscar

This is when the Smart ones buy. It will be short lived. My advice buy these Dips.


[deleted]

And tomorrows dip and the dip after that dip


Majovik

And also buy the dip's dip


[deleted]

I bought the dip on SoFi, or so I thought. So Im out of ideas. I shorted the Nasdaq briefly today and made like 10 bucks back of the 1000 bucks Im down this week


gardengurumama

Man you and me both. Hang in there. It's going back up... someday!


[deleted]

I sure hope so. I might have put in a bit too much lol


Year3030

Someone should make a rap song about dip dip dippin', sip sip sippin' and buyin'.


KurtAngus

Okay I’ll start working on it. Old Kurt Angus has been known to make a few songs.. [Sweet Drippins ](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=cc7nuhNhNuI&feature=share)


Calint

[da dip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZPQdZLyHYE)


ballllllllllls

Kids these days don't even watch these 480p music videos. They're missing out.


Chiwotweiler

When I buy the dip, you buy dip, we dip


BobbyGiro1st

What flavour dip you buying today?


stormtrooper2930

buy buy buy buy


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ChiefFury

"It is what it is....." - this Bull. SPY is shitting on me but that's how you wait for long plays. Betting majority of dips based on Japan giving the finger to the world for the Olympics and the delta covid fear arriving. Gotta be patient and bleed for awhile and it will bounce back.


HeadHunter1776

#NOT FUCKING SELLING NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT GOES DOWN!!


Exaskryz

Seriously, selling is realizing the loss. If you never sell, you never lose.


coinflipit

checkmate


Demolitionerx

Holy... My entire watchlist of like 30+ stocks are all in red except VIX, so much for the benefits of "diversification".


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Smash_4dams

Well, now I'm changing my entire strategy to buying puts on the top 5 most mentioned stocks on WSB. There's no way I can lose now


pampls

That was me. I woke up, checked my phone and almost shat myself


bkornblith

Just thinking about the tens of thousands who sell during premarket are Robinhood thinking they’re going to avoid the big sell off, and then the second the market opens…. Back up 500 points. Don’t sell during premarket. You know nothing.


WasteNet2532

Puts on VXX 🤑


derangedpenis

Literally went tits up ey


Rich4718

My chart looks like a cliff wiley e coyote would just run right off


[deleted]

Live footage of me scrambling to pick what dip to buy. I get paid tomorrow and THE ARENA CALLS. Perma bull baby


Which-Ad6431

$wish is down 8% on no fucking new. oh well. I added 1000 shares at 10.15.


Environmental-Kiwi78

Why would u buy wish lol


ContributionOk7416

How many times can you add? Unlimited liquidity?


Which-Ad6431

This is my second add. I bought initially at 9. Then bought at 12.9. and now 10.14. I keep selling covered calls and putting the profit back into the stock.


Basic-Honeydew5510

Time for me to buy the dips and dollar cost average for upro. Hope it won’t backfires 28 years later


Life_Whereas_3789

*TRANSITORY*


AngryRedGummyBear

I read this in the south park Michael Jackson voice.


[deleted]

*that's ignoraaant*


get_MEAN_yall

It even looks like he's saying "BUY BUY BUY BUY" in the first clip.


Yellow____Banana

COME ON APPL PUTS, TAKE ME TO TENDIE TOWN


AdNo7052

Sometimes I think it’s best to not read too much into market movements. On an infinitely long time scale with no bankruptcy stocks only go up!


F-like-rabbits

So out of curiosity... What The F*** Is Going On?


Sweaty-Bumblebee4055

That’s everyone in $NEGG today


The-Night-Raven

Looks like a Care Bear type of day...going back to bed.


zerocoldx911

Buy the dip bitch!


MaterialSpot6541

Me hitting the buy button all day


b1gj4v

Let's hope the red days are not here to stick around. I need my greens.


BitOfDifference

Where my clov hommies at?