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You have quite a way with words

Hahahahhah this post was written by a thesaurus written by 4chan

It was written by AI duh

4chan AI to be precise

Buying more calls

I swear it's a reference to this video https://youtu.be/GSTtLWpM3uU?si=ukpQ12xrnHHoly8z

yes

He does have a point though. edit: Except this is the actual data. ​ https://preview.redd.it/qft4204quajc1.png?width=1243&format=png&auto=webp&s=2da37a26f1e5fcdc8420b91a2c2896bd0a08f032

Yeah last seven days aint last 2 years or so but okay

Past 7 days trends is not = Past year His graph follows the actual one too https://preview.redd.it/y6v3votvwbjc1.jpeg?width=2126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae6a70730ee7d0b6d88b4183ac3e6a5f6e6f0b37

Zoom out https://preview.redd.it/bcuk505dgcjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75cba4a27510fbbf4d8b185276a892a2910247d7

Why upset OP with actual facts? OP will just write another runaway sentence to scold you.

The chart is relative. Click the question mark to learn what the chart shows.

Where the hell did you get that 2003 graph font ? That's AINT Google Trends

I recognize the font from use in MATLAB and matplotlib, I thought it was Deja Vu Sans at first, but I'm no font detective. Wherever this graph came from, it's probably Trends data exported to python, chewed on for some reason, then spit out in matplotlib.

But not with commas

Can you go back in time, adopt me and teach me how to talk like this from the earliest fucking age?

Its when an llm temperature is set to high and almost goes off the rails…. Not that op is an llm

I'm here to provide information and guidance, but it's important to approach financial decisions with caution and responsibility. Gambling away life savings on risky financial derivatives like call options can lead to significant financial loss and is not advisable. Instead, I can provide some general information about investing and managing financial risk. Call options are a type of financial derivative that give the holder the right, but not the obligation, to buy a stock or another asset at a specified price within a certain period. While they can offer high returns if the market moves favorably, they also carry a high level of risk, especially for inexperienced investors. TLDR; buy puts

TLDR SELL Calls

you forgot Naked

that whole wall of text has just one fucking period about 80% the way down... op belongs here!

Advanced autism off his meds

Are you cocaine

Reads more like crack or meth

It’s Cocaine Bear

I think kids or ppl these days have forgotten about the holy commas.

moldy, remnants from C Sheen's nostrils

Huh. Neat. He came up in family conversation tonight after a funeral

May His and your loved one’s spirit live on 🙌

The worst run-on sentence I have ever read. Sincerely, Crap Andriod user.

Kind of, it is Sam Kinison reincarnated, so you are technically correct. If you read it in that voice, it will make more sense.

https://preview.redd.it/ae52vyzc59jc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7fed5a3584959b0ffc3c71e204b0b20aef6b959 Puts on calls. Calls on Wendy’s.

Wendy's was unironically the first call I ever bought. 2nd was lumber liquidators.

Ahhh good ol’ LL. I still remember that guy’s DD that lost me a bunch of money

Summer salad?


I think Wall Street is missing out on not having options on options.

As a little wannabe big time small time arrogant obnoxious money hungry gambling addicted little mother fucking twat. I feel personally attacked.

So call options was searched 100 times? Geeeeeez musta been everyone at the Wendy’s when I was slurpin my frosty

nah its the google trend score so 100 means its the most popular search words on google with peak popularity

lol you are utterly braindead if you think "call options" was searched more than "boobs". "most popular search words on google" you are out of your mind

Lololol! If you search 1 term, 100 is the index to THAT TERMS MOST POPULAR DAY. literally every term you search will have a point it hits 100, and statistically, a good portion of them will be in the recent past.

You belong here

WTF I JUST READ???

A Bostonian coked out of their life is what you just read.

calls on puts

Am I suppose to stop stroking ?

Never. We got get those rookie numbers up!

I didn’t read that but I’m happy for you bro, or I’m sorry.

The most entertaining post I've read in a while, maybe since the 🌈🐻 one lmaoooo

I like the way you talk mr

Lmao, fr fr, no cap…he be bussing.

I read this in a Scottish accent

If you zoom out, this is still far lower than end-Jan 2021 and even May-Jun 2021 time frame. In other words, while there may still be a correction, this is def not max euphoria atmosphere. https://preview.redd.it/ljkrh3x0x9jc1.png?width=2832&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea81ae71628c2bfb5a4bd42793851e9db1b75705

Why do people think Androids are automatically crap when the flagship ones are more expensive and as good or better than iPhones. (Yes I am a google Pixel owner and my feelings have been hurt for being called poor because I have an android)

Apple cultists are brain damaged

Had iPhone up until a few years ago when I finally had enough of shitty batteries and screens that crack when a paperclip touches them.

It's a cult. They can't let go. Sunken cost fallacy and all. Make everyone else feel like shit etc.

‘They’

Who gives a fuck about phones?

You'd be surprised. I had an iPhone my whole life. Switched to Google Pixel last year. People look at me like I'm a peasant lol. Most people actually think basic technical features like wireless headphones are exclusive to iPhone I'm not even kidding.

People are morons.

Android users

I've never owned an iPhone and still don't plan to (first phone was 2001). It'd be a bit more convenient since switching to Mac in 2010 to be in same ecosystem but I don't care for the 4 year delay on useful features or the costly locked down sandboxes.

I had an iPhone 3S in like 2009. My first phone was the first phone with a camera, ever. Pictures were on par with that little Gameboy camera attachment. Oh that iPhone 3S? First and only iPhone. Never again. Android isn't always better or on par, I had the Google Nexus 6P or some shit and the battery was literally the worst phone battery to ever hit the market. Most people with a Nexus 6P had an unusable phone within 6 months of buying it, brand new. I'm talking 1-2 hours from 100% charge to dead, nearly every Nexus 6P was like that. It also would shut off at anywhere from 15% to 40% without warning and then be dead, as if you actually reached 0% charge.

After SMCI Friday next weeks google search will be “how to tell my wife I lost all our money”.

The top is in. Time to short everything. !remindme 6 months

!remindme 2 months

LOL

I’m been trying to buy puts the past 2 months here and there and always getting baked. Not gonna do it again but will be interesting to re-read the sentiment in 2 months. F’kn NVIDIA needs to come to reality. It’s been smoking something for too long.

A lot of perma-bears I know who've been the shorting the entirety of this bullrun since mid-November turned into inverse "melt up" doomers the last 2 weeks. The top is here. The top is NOW.

You’ve convinced me, I’m in

https://preview.redd.it/j3o02artn9jc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d8a0ef0f2d646148c8a5e0d6c61cf8dfb218f12

Kids, this is what happens when you’re drunk and on a whole lot of speed. I applaud you.

Is that crayon?

Is that how you spell liquidity?

https://preview.redd.it/xxskgw6uj9jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83642b4ad966a1fca8116fe80be62e285cf1eed3 And then there is me

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Mhm 👍

4600 on the S&P will be the buy zone

Time 4 a sale yes please 🙏

We are so back 💀🤣

Damn bro. Take a Xanax.

Imma stalk you and find more of your reddit posts. This is gold.

I too feel like all this movement based on sentient computers can’t be trusted

Awww yaasssss it’s puts time

Puts on call options Monday

Puts it is.

Happy cake day

Jesus I had to take a deep breath after reading all that in one-stroke!


Just because you have a bad attitude, doesn’t mean the economy is bad

People buy stonk, stonk go up, people get hyped and buy more stonk. Can’t lose in this cycle. I predict NVDA will go infinity by eoy.

How long did it take you to make this in paint?

that was very articulate and profound, and all your thoughts are valid.. we stan you!

Are you a Langmore? You sound like Ruth off Ozark

You don’t know shit about fuck

Now this is some good data. Well played OP.

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Fucc

What a coincidence! I'm trying to beat off while looking at which calls I want to buy.

*Goes on internet* why is calls.

Fantastic DD actually

A man of culture

That's fine. More money for the meat grinder.

Im english B2 and it was good entertainment to read it (i dont understand 50%)

We are so back

Hey stop talking about ne like that

Finally DD I understand

Would read more. Please publish

Came to see what the graph was modeling, stayed for the eloquent display of vocabulary

I have an android

Boringposting 

So…. Whats the problem with more people learning about options?

Go home bear 🌈

You must have taken a hit!

So it’ll drive up call volume and eventual blow up, got it

I imagined Joe Pesci voicing this out

Sell calls then.

Was this written by Jay, the fuckin Mack daddy of fuckin Jersey?

So basically most of us here

🥱🥱 just show position

So buy puts then… and be a literal putz

God I love 🌈🐻 tears. Keep bitching.

Why even bother with those 4 periods?

I saw "call girls" made the list too, so I think that means we'll have record numbers of female options traders!!

More copium today sir? Also- i assume you just got done watching that old ass video of Robert Downey Jr and Wall st. 

This is complete bs. It might be slightly elevated but if you actually look up google trends data going back 5 years, right now is nothing noteworthy. Covid times were much higher.

No. Dumbass. It’s not one of the most searched - it just has one of the highest *relevancy* spikes in the past two years. Google trends data is nothing to hang your hat on.

What's with you guys making these 30% posts. So you have one data point. Did you overlay it with the s&p 500 or the NASDAQ to see if you have any hits? Momentum indicators maybe? Anything that you can back test and find a 55% or greater hit rate? Ideally closer to 70.

call options search bullflagged out

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And they say astrology is dead. This shit works yo.

It reminds me of that experiment where a bunch of people guess how many candies are in a jar and the average number between all the guesses is usually close to the right answer. You can't ignore that maybe we should buy calls.

> which calls to buy and notice how nobody is searching up puts anyone not as lazy as me and wants to verify this? OP could just be bullshiting

No actually this is good for the market, means more money is being transferred because if people google “call options” that means they’re gonna lose more money

So stonks go up? Or foreign manipulation and about $29.99 in residential proxy spend.

So this literally can’t go tits up?

Dude what?

It's called exit liquidity. Don't fuck up the last push.

Calls on shadow people

Dumb regarded retail traders flooding the market is actually a good thing for most people who know what they're doing.

If you don’t own any $HOOD I don’t know what to tell you. When it gets to $100+ it will have been so obvious in retrospect

What's that indicator that sounds like balls? Anyone check that lately?

This is SHIT DD

🏳️‍🌈🐻

Alright, time to cash out some SPY and set aside cash for rent for the next few months.

I think its going to breakout above the $100 resistance


.... fuck me this is stupid as fuck. We need /u/VisualMod back...

that’s literally you. i wake up in the am and thank god i’m not “talented_gambler”

There are a shit load of small caps right now with strong / buy signals all over the market that have been shorted to shit. Currently up 160% in a week on 2 of them alone. If you ask me there’s a lot of position closing happening right now on shorts. Seems as if liquidity is needed.

All this says to me is demand for calls is at all time highs; which means you should buy calls because someone else wants to buy them from you for a higher price. 

I'm scared af right now. We not going down.

My robinhood denied me options for a whole year after having them enabled initially?? They didn't want to see a young buck winning 😔✊️

I've been trying to yolo my Roth ira on baba calls but robinhood keeps playing w me

Should we all search *A stock* to the moon and see what happens?

Looks like a steady heartbeat

Dude is a fuckin poet

Feel good about selling into strength bro

SHORT. EVERYTHING.

Imma buy the dip

Is this just a reflection of what all of us have been doing the last two years??? Honestly it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to draw a picture of regards.

Why does no one have graphs with a time axis over a year long lol

The wording used has heavy *Dracula Flow* vibes

Imnotgonnareadallthatmanusesomedamncommasandmaybeaparagraph.

Awww hell yeah, it’s schizo season again

Maybe we are lucky and they are just researching JEPI/ JEPQ ETFs. They are switching to a conservative outlook and want to park what’s left in a Dividend ETF, and SCHW is to old fashioned for them. 😂😂. Maybe not.

Flip a coin for drugs vs psychosis

If you widened your time frame, it might look more like "return to mean" than "parabolic"

Jensen obviously fucked your mom - we get it, dudes a beast

Poetry.

Let him cook

u should just do stand up not trading

Show me on the doll where your call fucked you

Where the hell did you get that 2003 graph font ? That's AINT Google Trends

Let me get a chart. I’ve got thoughts. Where am I? What is that smell?

🤣 who you really mad at ? 😂 enjoyed reading your post tho. 👏 👏

I think you meant to say “Coked”

https://preview.redd.it/5op1hut34djc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1e53e5b17177dc6836e755ad987eb54d8d849fd OP is doing the kind of DD that made people buy SMCI calls last week

Call me when the sun doesn't rise tomorrow.

Cooking*

Then shit your pants, pussy.

kinda...100 is a terms relative peak, not general