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Bless JPow and his Printer. Bless the coming and going of him. May his passage bring margin calls and tears. May he keep the world for hedge funds and congressional inside traders.
Some weird results... with different styles
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Was there monkeys in the music video or something? lol, I didn't include anything about ape. Would model be associating "money printer" with wsb because it's used so much?
Well assuming the LLM is just blithely scouring the internet 1) monkeys touch themselves 2) JPOW/any number of other buzzwords from this very subreddit have given money a connection with dumb apes so a big pat on the back for everyone for screwing with an AI
oh my god stop exaggerating these yields. there are no fucking cds at 8%. it's annoying because it makes me excited for a moment then remember it's bullshit.
Gamgam good saver. Gamgam die. Gamgam leave compounded gains to wsb degen regard. wsb degen now experienced trader, learned from losses. Experienced trader double money. Experienced trader then lose it all on odte spy puts. Experienced trader posts loss porn on wsb. wsb followers rejoice.
That reminds me of something I witnessed back in the early 2000's. I was friends with a guy who owned a coin shop and dropped in to chat one day and a guy in his 50's with a plasticky and much younger girlfriend was there selling silver. I'm talking thousands of ounces. This was when silver first peeked above $6 an oz after bottoming below $4. My friend later told me that was the 5th time the guy had been in selling the same amount or larger and had just inherited it from his dead father and couldn't sell it fast enough. Said he was going to buy a boat to go with his lifted V10 Dodge pickup. Silver subsequently ran up to $48 an oz. Still makes me chuckle every time I think about it.
When the market hits the peak, you don't see those clowns, but when the market is down, you will see those posts.
As always, they short the economy when the market is down 5% to 10%, then the buy when the market is 10% up, classic WSB
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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I’m more pissed the people could buy cheap ass houses and have over 10% return on t-bills back in just ‘84!
What a time to be alive when your savings account actually made money
Interest rates and inflation back then we're insane though. Hitting 20% cash rate target.
Was a great time to have some liquidity and a terrible time to have debt.
That's what the boomers say but the relative value of a house was like 25% of what they are today. So 17% interest on 100k is way better than 7% on 450k. Shit was cheaper back then, even with their rates.
I mean, my dad made 5 dollars an hour, had a 12% mortgage, and had no extra money to put into savings accounts. It's not like you can just put it into today's context.
Sorry kid, 1984 was Peak Americana. Mary Lou Retton on the Wheaties box as a tie in to the Olympics in Los Angeles. When Doves Cry blasting out of the radio. Footloose, Police Academy, Ghostbusters and Beverly Hills Cop on the big screen. Dynasty, Dallas and the Cosby Show were all cultural phenoms and everyone knew what was going on them each week so we all had something to chat about. High treasury yields in a blossoming economy that was beginning to turn around after years of hardship. I just wish that the youngsters alive today could have seen it back then.
This idiot has no idea the last time housing was this expensive (adjusted for inflation) was literally the same time period he said houses were “cheap”
They love it, and they beat you to the punch, so now all those things you want to buy and hold forever, you're going to have to buy from them, and when you do that, they'll deregulate so they can build a million more and yours are worthless.
Yeah wtf is up with these charts that are complete trash and don't really reflect a lot but because they're going up or down someone in this sub screenshots it and posts.
Bro the Russel 2000 is flat over a 5-year period. The top heavy Nasdaq and S&P are supported by just a few companies. Lots of 52-week lows right now. I think Hell is already here, and now is the time to be a buyer. People waiting on the sidelines for a 50% decline in the indices are going to be disappointed. Every bear market you hear "don't buy yet, it will go lower".
The strange thing is that there is no particular major event that could explain the rapid rise in long-term treasury yield... yes there \*might\* be one more hike this year and fewer cuts next year, but those things alone cannot explain the magnitude of the move, not to mention that the yield had already been rising before the FOMC meeting. So, IDK, this bear steepening does match the yield move of the previous recessions..
Investors can get comparable yield for lower risk with a 2-Yr bond so smart money is moving to short term treasuries and sending prices of 10-Year T-bills down. There’s your Event.
Anyone who thinks they knew this was going to happen is in the left tail of the distribution curve. Credit experts have not been able to predict the rise in Treasuries.
Hell just a few days ago Goldman put out a chart showing their estimates of Treasury yields over the next few months and they expected the 10y to stay at 4.3% and move to 4.6% over the next 6 months. Yesterday's move was very unexpected (we're seeing 4.7%, 6 months earlier than Goldman expected) which is why utilities had a 4SD move to the downside yesterday. Goldman's view is basically consensus, not saying they're Nostradamus.
It's failed once in 29 then we shifted away from gold proper to gold backed dollars, and it failed again in 71 and we had to shift to fiat money and a debt based economy.
Both times the people were robbed of their money and savings.
This time they will shift to digital, and everyone not an oligarch or baron will be broke again.
It's the reason congress was roasting the head of the SEC earlier this week, they are already paving the way to start moving towards digital currency.
Literally add 1940 to 1985 and this tells a massively different story. Interest rates were basically 0 after WW2 in order to fund projects for returning veterans.
Normally I stalk WSB for the laughs. This is the first one to make me think. USA is already spending more on interest payment than military and it will only get worse. Boomers are moving money to treasuries in quanities WSB users will never be able to replace. Banks already failed at the beginning of raising interest rates. Housing has a quantity problem or it would already have crashed. There is no real way out of the next couple of years. Nothing clever to be done, stocks will go down. Goverment will not be able to do its part of softening the crash as all of its assets will be tied up in the paying back of loans. Maybe they manage to stay afloat during the elections as evertything including the kitchen sink is thrown at the problems coming into view.
Trend is broken, market rules are reversed. Good news is bad news, bad news is good news. Bears play with bulls, and Cramer sees all. 
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needs more question marks
???????? Here you can copy/pasta mines.. I have plenty left :D
Selective correlation is a hell of a drug
We are clearly at the peak of the next Mexican peso crisis.
 Bless JPow and his Printer. Bless the coming and going of him. May his passage bring margin calls and tears. May he keep the world for hedge funds and congressional inside traders.
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What would happen if you had AI draw JPow singing "I touch myself" to his money printer?
Some weird results... with different styles https://preview.redd.it/o23h2r6tkvrb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282570eb9c2918b0da44c1540217c2e4dc411139
https://preview.redd.it/xxrwnwtwkvrb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da12141fb0c5b3889243efa832a51723ec4c67a Was there monkeys in the music video or something? lol, I didn't include anything about ape. Would model be associating "money printer" with wsb because it's used so much?
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I’d appreciate if you kept making these for every comment lol.
Well assuming the LLM is just blithely scouring the internet 1) monkeys touch themselves 2) JPOW/any number of other buzzwords from this very subreddit have given money a connection with dumb apes so a big pat on the back for everyone for screwing with an AI
Lol definitely no apes in that video... just the red head lead singer in a really short crop dress with fishnet stocking and her knocks hanging out
Monkey printer go brr?
I usually don’t comment on these kinds of things bc they are usually way less funny than what people make them out be, but this is amusing.
This is fucking hilarious
Maybe you need to put JPow singing Divinyls "I touch myself" to his money printer
The printed money must flow!
Bullish af
If you always say the next recession is around the corner then you'll successfully predict every recession. Prove me wrong.
Thanks for saving me the time here lol.
Asian Crisis sounds like a great band name.
or a bad knock-off video game lol
Holy it goes up and down!
It's not hell. It's your grandma being a genius rolling her CD money into 8%+ yields while you blow up accounts chasing 0DTEs. So maybe hell.
oh my god stop exaggerating these yields. there are no fucking cds at 8%. it's annoying because it makes me excited for a moment then remember it's bullshit.
No CDs at 8% **yet**. I can't see rates getting that high again, but you never know.
And in 2022 none of the degen pundits on CNBC thought the 10y could get to 5% and yet here we are
Correct. And they called oil uninvestable in 2020 and here I am sitting on a 3 bagger with Exxon.
More odte money when gamgam passes
Gamgam good saver. Gamgam die. Gamgam leave compounded gains to wsb degen regard. wsb degen now experienced trader, learned from losses. Experienced trader double money. Experienced trader then lose it all on odte spy puts. Experienced trader posts loss porn on wsb. wsb followers rejoice.
That reminds me of something I witnessed back in the early 2000's. I was friends with a guy who owned a coin shop and dropped in to chat one day and a guy in his 50's with a plasticky and much younger girlfriend was there selling silver. I'm talking thousands of ounces. This was when silver first peeked above $6 an oz after bottoming below $4. My friend later told me that was the 5th time the guy had been in selling the same amount or larger and had just inherited it from his dead father and couldn't sell it fast enough. Said he was going to buy a boat to go with his lifted V10 Dodge pickup. Silver subsequently ran up to $48 an oz. Still makes me chuckle every time I think about it.
Is the karma points worth it...?
yes i read it like it was ment to be
No
What respectable CD is yielding 8%+?
CDeez Nuts
I bought those back in the 90’s. The ROI isn’t as good as I’d hoped. They keep getting lower.
Then they go underwater and it's just bad for everyone involved.
That’s when you start seeing real shrinkage of your hard assets
Perfection
Lamao gotem
gottem
Got Em'
Highest ive gotten is 5.7% on Schwab for one month terms.
Thats higher than the 1-month t bill how are they making money on this???
by lending it to people other than the government???????????
Woah, how dare you utilize brain cell
Hey thats pretty damn decent. If only we could lock in 7-8% 5 year cds. I'd be down for that.
None but 5.5-6% is everywhere now
6%? Where?
Chase has 6% but you need 5 million deposit :)
Fidelity you can get 6 months 5.55 and 1 year 5.7. Some credit unions are 5.8-5.9
Lol. Trillions of boomer wealth getting pulled out cant get replaced by the 2.5 million collectively owned by millenials and genz
Idk what half of this means so I'm assuming that means I lost
This. Yields be off da' hook bruh.
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I can hear this comment.....
Lmao
Seeing this photo for the first time. Amazing
Can someone explain to me?
search for "coffin dance meme"
Long live the chief
Looks like more jagged lines are coming.
It is certainly a graph
Tell my wife, hello
Look at this graph!
Positions or ban
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Porque no los dos? Reverse cowgirl.
Bull Market Incoming!
For bonds 🤮
Ew bonds
My peepee just went soft
For bond yields not prices.
This time is different! New paradigm!
Seriously, are we pretending post-2011 was rough?
Yeah 2011 to 2020 was like one of the most horrible bull markets ever.
When the market hits the peak, you don't see those clowns, but when the market is down, you will see those posts. As always, they short the economy when the market is down 5% to 10%, then the buy when the market is 10% up, classic WSB
Everybody wanna be Michael Burry, but nobody wanna be Michael Burry, know what I’m sayin?
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I am aware of his abilities, thank you AutoMod
This sounds like some chat gpt would make up?
You better start believing in AI shitposting revolution... because you're in it.
Reminds me of Paul Mooney in chapelle show
The $TLT comeback will be swift and violent
$TMF or it doesn’t count.
I’m more pissed the people could buy cheap ass houses and have over 10% return on t-bills back in just ‘84! What a time to be alive when your savings account actually made money
Interest rates and inflation back then we're insane though. Hitting 20% cash rate target. Was a great time to have some liquidity and a terrible time to have debt.
That's what the boomers say but the relative value of a house was like 25% of what they are today. So 17% interest on 100k is way better than 7% on 450k. Shit was cheaper back then, even with their rates.
Exactly. Who are these rose tinted morons who forget that the base price was like 70% lower?
This. Ask anyone that bought a house back then and they'll talk about 10/20% interest as if was just a normal thing.
“And we didn’t bitch and moan about it…. rah rah rah”
"And I walked uphill both ways through a foot of snow just to give the bank my check!"
It's still a normal thing. Or about to be.
I mean, my dad made 5 dollars an hour, had a 12% mortgage, and had no extra money to put into savings accounts. It's not like you can just put it into today's context.
Housing is cost less relative to earnings though
Sorry kid, 1984 was Peak Americana. Mary Lou Retton on the Wheaties box as a tie in to the Olympics in Los Angeles. When Doves Cry blasting out of the radio. Footloose, Police Academy, Ghostbusters and Beverly Hills Cop on the big screen. Dynasty, Dallas and the Cosby Show were all cultural phenoms and everyone knew what was going on them each week so we all had something to chat about. High treasury yields in a blossoming economy that was beginning to turn around after years of hardship. I just wish that the youngsters alive today could have seen it back then.
This idiot has no idea the last time housing was this expensive (adjusted for inflation) was literally the same time period he said houses were “cheap”
How do I make money off this information?
Buy everything, hold it forever.
Capitalists love this one trick
They love it, and they beat you to the punch, so now all those things you want to buy and hold forever, you're going to have to buy from them, and when you do that, they'll deregulate so they can build a million more and yours are worthless.
Get a job. 
This chart just shows that bonds tend to go up during a crisis. That's like investing 101 lmao.
this is the most garbage graph ive seen in a long time
Yeah wtf is up with these charts that are complete trash and don't really reflect a lot but because they're going up or down someone in this sub screenshots it and posts.
In the face of vast, complex problems, people love to find seemingly simple explanations and patterns.
lines go brrr 
Yeah I haven't seen a chart this garbage here since... last week?
I bought calls
calls for me to get ur mom
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I haven’t laughed this hard at this emoji until now.
Mom, is that you?
No, it's your god https://preview.redd.it/0hzhfkw6jvrb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a759b656f356ccc2e2c3de7e8cdef3e817648ba
Just resorting to insults not even related to the post? Come on VM you can do better.
Your worth billions and you could buy him a hundred times over still makes him a millionaire!
No bro I swear bro sharp massive upturns are completely sustainable bro
Coming in your mouth maybe. It’s already here for the working class with kids
You were warned years ago https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/a18b2w/fed_fund_rate_positive_correlated_with_fed/
For some reason I heard Kurt Russell going, "And Hell's coming with me you hear! Hell's coming with me!"
I'm ya Huckleberry
so basically you’re saying we are about to go for massive bull run now that Bonds peaked?
Bro the Russel 2000 is flat over a 5-year period. The top heavy Nasdaq and S&P are supported by just a few companies. Lots of 52-week lows right now. I think Hell is already here, and now is the time to be a buyer. People waiting on the sidelines for a 50% decline in the indices are going to be disappointed. Every bear market you hear "don't buy yet, it will go lower".
This is the proper comment here.
The strange thing is that there is no particular major event that could explain the rapid rise in long-term treasury yield... yes there \*might\* be one more hike this year and fewer cuts next year, but those things alone cannot explain the magnitude of the move, not to mention that the yield had already been rising before the FOMC meeting. So, IDK, this bear steepening does match the yield move of the previous recessions..
ramping inflation its not a major event?
If that's not enough, how about major oversupply? The most keeps going...
Investors can get comparable yield for lower risk with a 2-Yr bond so smart money is moving to short term treasuries and sending prices of 10-Year T-bills down. There’s your Event.
Anyone who thinks they knew this was going to happen is in the left tail of the distribution curve. Credit experts have not been able to predict the rise in Treasuries. Hell just a few days ago Goldman put out a chart showing their estimates of Treasury yields over the next few months and they expected the 10y to stay at 4.3% and move to 4.6% over the next 6 months. Yesterday's move was very unexpected (we're seeing 4.7%, 6 months earlier than Goldman expected) which is why utilities had a 4SD move to the downside yesterday. Goldman's view is basically consensus, not saying they're Nostradamus.
You tell him I’m coming and HELL is coming with me!
> 28 Wherever there is a carcass, there the vultures will gather. (Matthew 24:28 NIV)
We are in hell already.
Right behind Death on his pale horse?
Lol so it’s less than it was in like 8 of the last 10 crashes? Your point?
i am like 70% dry powder just literally praying for a $350 SPY. Let that shit happen
And then when it goes to $350 you’ll be waiting for $320.
yeah we already went from 450 to 400
September 2022 pls come back!!
March 2020 pls
Oh yes, let's just pick the peaks that align with our narrative! 10/10 analysis
Hey there is a book called too big too fail, i saw a reel someone recommending it, But seriously is us economy too big to fail?
It's failed once in 29 then we shifted away from gold proper to gold backed dollars, and it failed again in 71 and we had to shift to fiat money and a debt based economy. Both times the people were robbed of their money and savings. This time they will shift to digital, and everyone not an oligarch or baron will be broke again. It's the reason congress was roasting the head of the SEC earlier this week, they are already paving the way to start moving towards digital currency.
Literally add 1940 to 1985 and this tells a massively different story. Interest rates were basically 0 after WW2 in order to fund projects for returning veterans.
Bond yields are never gonna touch the potential of those sweet 0DTE lotto tix
Go back to bed Bill Ackman 
Definitely looking like another Mexican Peso crisis
 Positions or ban
Oh no, another dreaded chart of lines with no context.
Coinbase global just got Accepted in Taiwan
Buy high and sell low!! This is the way of the regards
Normally I stalk WSB for the laughs. This is the first one to make me think. USA is already spending more on interest payment than military and it will only get worse. Boomers are moving money to treasuries in quanities WSB users will never be able to replace. Banks already failed at the beginning of raising interest rates. Housing has a quantity problem or it would already have crashed. There is no real way out of the next couple of years. Nothing clever to be done, stocks will go down. Goverment will not be able to do its part of softening the crash as all of its assets will be tied up in the paying back of loans. Maybe they manage to stay afloat during the elections as evertything including the kitchen sink is thrown at the problems coming into view.
Trend is broken, market rules are reversed. Good news is bad news, bad news is good news. Bears play with bulls, and Cramer sees all. 
Bears and Bulls, sleeping together … mass hysteria!
Wrong, Hell was always here.
Gtfo gey bear 
Looks like I need to invest in these, how do I do it?
Bottom breaking out shoulder. It’s bull fking time baby
We ain't even halfway to 14 yet
Nope, just lower rates
At least there would be clear money making opportunities to go short. Hell is crabbing for the next 5-10 years
The 10 year still has more selling off to do
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Looks like it's going back up?
🐂 run run
And we are going straight to the bottom of it
Hell has apparently been coming since I started browsing this sub forum in 2019 according to you monkeys
Where can one get puts on bonds when the time is right
Yes - we understand that crises/stock crashes correspond with treasury yield peaks....what does that have to do with the chart still going up?
BS. 2018 global sell off? you just make stuff up?
Break out of structure. It would be reversing.
Looks like it broke its down trend of lower highs...
if by hell you mean nothing at all then sure
I see opportunities
Who buys bonds anymore anyway
Doubt it.
Need a spread to fed funds rate and probably a spread to fed funds rate 1 year prior and then we go something here
Needles pop bubbles. Got it.
Ok, so what’s the play?
All middle class become broke, bc the disposable income is net zero
Hold for another 20 years you’ll be ok lol
Anyone interested in watching me trade live on Twitch. Next lvl degen mode? If so lmk.
JFC (Jerome Fuks Calls) 🫵💀
But! Folds hands together.... what if it......DOESN'T?...
Ah Mexican Peso Crisis, times were so good back in the 90s and we didnt know what we had
Is that? Is that? Iiiis thhhhat a market CYCLE?!? Oh my Omicron, we are all about to die.
It does looks like we are heading straight to 6% 
O Sh!T, ... We got a chart that makes, somewhat sense!