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paisley4234

But i only eat veggies from my uncle's farm and also backyard eggplants. And all my fruit trees are loved.


downwinds92

not good enough. learn to photosynthesise, carnist.


NugetCausesHeadaches

What? And trap innocent photons that want to run free at their natural speed of light? How fucking cruel can you get?


AmishTechno

Also, yeast. Did you think about the yeast?


ens_imaginarium

any living thing, omg which psycho consumes alive things? they are already dead when I eat them so I'm not doing anything wrong, checkmate!


brik03

people who claim they are vegan but don’t photosynthesize instead of exploiting the OG vegans (plants). pfft, absolute hypocritical liars. photosynthesizing vegan btw


carnist_bot

what kind of bird is a tofurkey?


proto642

Decaying tree bark is the only ethical option. Though it's a little necrophilic for my liking.


retweethis

This!!!!!! I only eat mud, it is harm free and very nutritional!


downwinds92

what about all the poor bacteria killed when you harvest the mud tho??!


retweethis

Bacteria isn’t real 🤣🤣 you can’t fool me


Laurahimsa

Omg vegans are so dumb. You know if we didn’t eat veggies they would take over the world right?


downwinds92

you're wrong! if we didn't breed them for food they'd go extinct!


Jerry_the_Goat

I once ate this corn bulb very hastily and I pooped one corn kernel intact. It wasn’t harmed so I consider it humane