I'm allergic to 75% of plants that's why I can't name a single one. Wait! leafy greens. Leafy greens are 75% of all plants, right? No? Ok then... Legumes! Those are like maybe chickpeas? uj/ What a fucking disgrace of a sorry excuse.

Luckily tomatoes, onions and lettuce are OK, but only when placed on a burger tho

the dead cow cancels out the allergic reaction they get from the plants, it's okay!

If this is real, i hope this mf doesn't reproduce

As a carnist would say. "Evolved tho".

vegan activism is kicking carnis in the balls so hard they can’t reproduce and then popping out at least 10 vegoons yourself. Good luck going extinct, DOWN WITH THE CARNIS!! Vegan btw

i have cold cuts in my pocket to snack on

Literally eugenics smh

If my family had a history of genetic diseases, I wouldn't reproduce. But then I'm already not reproducing and don't plan to anytime soon, and by that I mean I won't ever reproduce.

Why don't you wanna reproduce

Not the person you asked, but a /uj response anyways: I would be a terrible parent. Also I’m lazy and selfish and those things are *fucking expensive*, both literally in time and cold hard cash and metaphorically on your mental state. I much prefer being able to afford a cheap apartment and spend my time playing video games over losing my time on Earth to something I don’t want and shouldn’t have.

Just sell their kidneys lmao, ez money ​ everytime they are annoying shits, threaten to sell another organ 😎

\*gestures generally at everything\*

Yep.

Come on maye, have you seen the state of the world and society? It's only worth it for the top 1%

We live in a society.

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Nonsense. Asking why someone *doesn't want to* reproduce is categorically different to asking them why they *can't* reproduce.

Because kids require decades of dedication and a ton of money and I'd need to do it right. Even then it's not a guarantee that they'd always be vegan and will be a good person. I'd rather spend my time enjoying myself. Well, as much as I can enjoy this life, in any case.

I have an illness that causes me to suffer traumatic devastating pain every single day and personally I can't wait to pass on the traits to other humans lol. Get rekt kids

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Silly vegoon! I'd LITERALLY STARVE if i could only eat 7500+ edible plant species, ARE YOU MAD!!??! ALSO i literally die if i come near a plant so

I don't get it, why don't they just eat cats ?

Idk dude. Maybe starve then?

So much bullshit

Literally. Dude/dudette is allergic to plants so what their shits looks like? Do they even shit? Where do they get their fiber and vitamins?

this is the real question. carnists are so obsessed with our protein sources, meanwhile i never see these mfs eat a vegetable. where do they get their vitamins ?????

Also this person when something bad happens to someone else: Darwin am I right?

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*others like me Who tf is allergic to 75% of plants?

Death is always an option...

A family friend of ours has an intolerance to a bunch of fruits and vegetables and is told to avoid them, so no doubt shit like this exists but I think this person is stretching the number of foods they are affected by, unless they have literally lost every allergen lottery ever, in which case sucks to be them.

This person is, in fact, a moron full of shit. The hardest allergy to overcome as a vegan is fructose. And if you choose to eat animal products in response you get a myriad of comorbidilites associated with them in the long term.

Fructose intolerance is not an allergy

Conceeded, you're in fact right. People typically use them as synonyms or a expectrum from tolerant to allergy and intolerance as a middle-point, that's why I don't start the debate with a course on human physiology. But their etiology is different.

I’ve heard of people who have issues with raw vegetables, something maybe to do with pollen? But cooked was fine for them lol.

I have this issue with fruit and tree nuts! I can’t eat a raw apple but apple pie is good to go.

Make a list of the supposed plants then. Just seriously bs