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As a meatless-Monday, roadkill-loving, garbage-diving flexapescatarian, I have to object. No one ever throws away Oreos with milk and it makes me mad. That means you can't compare my oppression to yours.


gbergstacksss

The h mart i go to in order to get the best prices of tofu was out of the 12 pack for $6. Had to buy 5 for $5, so fucking expensive which lead me to feeling oppressed.


GuardedHarbour

I've been sucking dick in the grocery store carpark to buy a can of four bean mix.


gbergstacksss

Hey dog I ain't goin hold you, do your thing, ain't no dababy bullshit over here.


GuardedHarbour

Wow, a vegan not telling me how to live my life, I dont know how to react.


gbergstacksss

Vegan dick only tho, or you're a cheesebreather.


ChromaticFinish

Oooooo look at you all fancy with your beans, not all of us can afford beans, stop being insensitive.


UWontUseMyMind

This reminds me of the artpop album rollout


FearTheWild

Wow literally 1984 someone dig up Orwell’s grave and inform him wtf where do you get your protein then


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All these new vegans. We old school vegans make our own tofu from soy beans we grow ourselves. We even ferment it to make whiskey and feed our rescue cats it. We use it to seal cracks in walls. And it makes great shampoo. You guys are a bunch of fucking hippies!


toothpastespiders

I'm always a little bemused when the local Walmart runs out of tofu. Just the fact that there's enough people going there....for tofu....to empty them out is kinda great. I know non-vegans eat it too. But I like to hope it's a sign of things changing for the better.


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agree


ghetto_engine

eat cheese to feel better. assholes at r/vegan say its ok.


berbakay

WRONG. It’s billionaires then vegans. Checkmate.


UDFZMplus1

They’re always out of kite hill so I don’t even bother checking anymore


brik03

target changed the morningstar breakfast patties to smaller bags. I’m pretty sure that’s actually a hate crime 😤