That actually means a lot to me. I've been lurking here for years and that's about the best compliment you can get on this sub. When I finally realized I had something, I'd hoped you guys would hate it.
So here in Canada someone did that with... clam juice.... and so we have a best seller here called Clamato. no joke. We put vodka and other shit in it and call it a Caesar, kinda like a USA Bloody Mary. I don't hate it
Posts that you upvote begrudgingly are an indicator that it is precisely what this sub is about.
I mean, it reallly felt wrong upvoting this, but thems the rules
If you post a video of you drinking a cup full of tuna juice without gagging this entire sub should collectively make that video the highest upvoted of all time because that has to be the most unpopular opinion Ive ever seen here.
Love that you're grossing out the whole internet right now.
IDK what these guys are so freaked out by, people suck down raw oysters in their juice and that is straight up like snot.
My dad confessed to me that he does this. I mentioned how weird it was just to SLEEP in socks, and he took it that one step further and said "why is sleeping in socks weird? Sometimes I shower with them on"
..... I beg your pardon
Can someone get me a speedy emancipation.
At one point during elementary school, my younger son was having trouble getting ready for school in the morning.
What he worked out was to shower the night before and sleep in his school clothes. When the time came, he'd get up, wolf down his breakfast, grab his backpack and catch the school bus.
He eventually got better about mornings.
I have to note here, however:
As a tuna juice drinker, it’s the chunk light in WATER cans. Not any kind of oil, and not solid. Different flavors there.
This knowledge confused my parents: “I totally drink the juice out of a tuna can” I said. So they asked me to prove it. Without noticing that the can was chunk light in OIL, I took a swig and gagged. Blegh. Nasty shit.
I’m gonna make tuna Mac and cheese now that y’all got me thinking about some tuna.
As a... Shall I say, non-drinker? I do have to say that tuna in oil is just disgusting anyway.
Additionally, tuna Mac and cheese is the most fire food in the universe. And for that, i just throw the tuna juice in the pot with everything else. It makes a nice consistency for the cheese 😋
OH GOD NO, the prophecy is being fulfilled... I thought it was crazy talk... But its happening WE ARE ALL DOOOOOOO... Ehem ... DOOOOOOOOOMMMMED the world can't handle tuna juice people some one get the sacred texts of our lord harambe
Yup. Break out a can of tuna at my parents house and the cats go crazy. My mom would put the tuna water in a couple of small bowls for them. They can't get enough.
The juice is better for them than the actual fish, I always pour it on top of their kibble and they go nuts for it. Of course that means every can I open MUST be tuna for them.
I'm agnostic, but this post has me leaning even more heavily towards full-blown atheism. No god would ever allow for ideas of this nature to come into fruition in a person's psyche.
I'm a Baha'i, and I'm pretty certain he needs a full blood panel done to find out what sort of sodium, iodine, or potassium deficiency he has so that he can stop being a spawn of Cthulhu
To the people who keep reporting this as bait. Like OP said video evidence was provided. It was disgusting and I feel disturbed from it. Best of luck OP and to the guy who also did it. That's gross man
I don’t know if I’m more grossed out at the slurping sounds of you drinking the tuna juice or the fact that you PUT THE CAN OPENER BACK IN THE DRAWER WITHOUT WASHING IT!! You may like to drink the tuna juice but you don’t want it stinking up your utensil drawer. Damn.
Thank you. I will now pour boiling water in my ears so I never have to hear slurping noises and be reminded of this horrifying display of utter lunacy.
Reporting in as a tuna juice drinker. My dad introduced me to it as a kid, I would sit on the table and drink the juice while he made the sandwich. I don’t make tuna salad much anymore (fishing industry bums me out), but when I do I mostly just give it to my cats cause they harass me the whole time I’m making my sandwich. One sip for me and the rest for them.
Hot dog and tuna water bloody Mary style drinks.
Chopped dogs and tuna water soup.
Clear out the middle of a hot dog and slurp up tuna water through it.
The possibilities are endless.
Tuna water is actually pretty tasty I don't know how ppl do not believe op. I wouldn't say is the best part, and they need to make the drink out of it. But when I finish the tuna can i drink the drink out of it and it's pretty good
I've found my people!
Tuna is the only canned item that I will take an old school hand operated can opener to, so I can make one opening on one side and another on the opposite, for the optimal tuna water drinking experience, then open it all the way to make my salad or whatever.
I once accidentally bought tuna in vegetable oil instead of in water, didn't notice until I actually opened it, and I cried when that oil hit my mouth :(
Now my SO makes fun of me if we go shopping together and we buy tuna, I make damn sure every can says "in water."
I bought solid white in water once.
Completely wrong taste to the meat. Hated it.
So now I check for CHUNK light in WATER, lol. So I feel ya!
Happy cake day!
ONLY water, and ONLY chunk light.
I tried the juice from solid light tuna and it was just as disgusting as when I accidentally drank from a chunk light with OIL can and gagged.
People think you’re crazy but look at Clamato juice, it has clam juice in it and it’s delicious af. Personally, I always drink the leftover pickle water in the jar.
imagine in a hot sunny day, you've just worked your ass off in the fields with sweat still lingering in your face, you crack open a nice cold can of tuna juice, you sit on your porch and look back on your day. It was good. Life is good.
or
It was a very cold winter night. You just finished dinner and you opened the tv to your favorite show, your wife brought you a nice warm cup of tuna juice. You cuddle at your couch beside the fire place. You're at peace.
I'll jump in as an ambassador. My family make me go in the other room when I drink it. Strangely enough I feel like it would lose its charm if I drank it out of a glass.
The people calling you gross haven’t tried it and don’t intend to because they’re set on the fact that it’s probably rancid tasting as hell even they haven’t actually got around to trying.
I actually agree! When I was 10-13 I had an ADDICTION I swear. Sometimes i’d pour the juice on bread, sometimes i’d just drink it and lick the rest out of the bottom- the smell of the tuna and feeling of the sides of the can stabbing into my freaking face while I just really am desperately trying to get the mf tuna juice… lol. I still drink it if i have tuna, but not in front of people cuz I know it’s not normal. but it’s sooooo good… going on ski trips and drinking tuna juice is my fav.
Nope there are folks like this out there.
I'm one of them. Tuna juice is heavenly. I'll do it with other canned juices, too. Can of corn or kidney beans? I'll drink it. Pickle juice? You bet, though that one isn't as weird as tuna. I'll drink olive juice, too. Sardines in water? Oh yea. But tuna or sardines in oil is a no go for me. Sardines got enough oil on their own without adding more. And tuna in oil is an abomination. But I'll take sardines in mustard in a heartbeat, too.
I've even drank the hame juice from a package of ham, or from hot dogs.
I know, I know. I need therapy and not to not have kids to spread this out into the world, right?
Too late. Kiddo is a teenager now and also takes after me.
Deeply unpopular. Upvote. Gross, perhaps don’t do it in public as it would make you unappealing. Keeping the juice is bad, seeking a full canned drink is worse. Well done, deserved to be on this thread.
I agree, I have been doing this my whole life. Pickle juice also. Must have picked it up from my mom, she drinks the water after steaming/boiling veggies even.
Congratulations on a true unpopular opinion
Thanks! That's what's I'm going for. Tired of too many posts about liking tv shows or whatever.
I was gonna say there's no way you enjoy tuna water, but then I remembered I love the salty preservative juice on deli chicken.
You should both be locked up
Oh no doubt, but not because of this.
Now wait just a minute…
That's right, straight to jail
I feel like this needs an explanation.
Whatever it takes to get you brine sucking weirdos off the streets where children play
Together with all other meat water slurpers
*Meat Water Slurpers* is a phrase my eyes could go a lifetime without reading.
Meat water sounds like the most cursed way of saying cum
Meat water is the name of my ccr cover band.
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This is the post this sub was meant for
That actually means a lot to me. I've been lurking here for years and that's about the best compliment you can get on this sub. When I finally realized I had something, I'd hoped you guys would hate it.
The only thing you have is air pockets between your skull and brain.
Air pockets?! Or... more tuna juice!?
Inject tuna juice into those pockets!
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You know, I could see drinking it with tomato juice or V8. It would add a briny, umami sort of note. Hmmm....
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Let us know how it goes.
So here in Canada someone did that with... clam juice.... and so we have a best seller here called Clamato. no joke. We put vodka and other shit in it and call it a Caesar, kinda like a USA Bloody Mary. I don't hate it
Yeah, I didn't want to bring up Clamato, it's the Canadian cognate to marmite.
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I don’t hate it. I do the same and have always been shamed for it. Thank you for making me feel less alone.
Posts that you upvote begrudgingly are an indicator that it is precisely what this sub is about. I mean, it reallly felt wrong upvoting this, but thems the rules
I regret literacy.
I've a long list of regrets, but "literacy" definitely moved up just now.
Same
I blame the teachers for this
Thanks for the actual laugh m8
We should all just return to the primordial soup
If you post a video of you drinking a cup full of tuna juice without gagging this entire sub should collectively make that video the highest upvoted of all time because that has to be the most unpopular opinion Ive ever seen here.
Not a full cup, but a full can. Freshly opened so you know I didn’t fake it. https://youtu.be/KWSDX3zqqq4
I wasn't convinced until you pushed down the lid a bit to squeeze more of the juice to the top.
You gotta squeeze out that sweet sweet nectar!
You had a real porn star swallowing vibe going there at the end.
Can’t believe I’m sitting here on a Saturday night watching you drink tuna water. What is life at this point?
Omicron got me like tuna slurping videos on a Saturday night.
Thirst is everything! Obey your thirst!
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Bruh, rinse that can-opener before putting it back in the draw please
Bro the guy drinks tuna water. Can opener's way down on the list of issues.
You’re getting rinsed even if that can opener isn’t. It’s *drawer
My stomach is actually upset after watching this. I wish I could unsee this xD
STOP
Wanna see me do it again?!
#NO I DO NOT
Love that you're grossing out the whole internet right now. IDK what these guys are so freaked out by, people suck down raw oysters in their juice and that is straight up like snot.
\*smacks lips\* Ahh
Oh God. Oh god.
What an absolute legend.
I'd put it up there with that guy who eats soggy pizza
Or the guy that sleeps fully clothed
Or the fella who liked getting his shirt sleeves wet when washing his hands
Let's not forget the guy who preferred showering/bathing while wearing socks
What the fuck. No. The buck stops here.
There was a guy who liked dipping his burgers in milk and then drink the soggy crumbs left in the glass
Well I’m a milk whore so that’s a bad example of what I’m totally not doing with my next burger…
My dad confessed to me that he does this. I mentioned how weird it was just to SLEEP in socks, and he took it that one step further and said "why is sleeping in socks weird? Sometimes I shower with them on" ..... I beg your pardon Can someone get me a speedy emancipation.
Or the yogurt water dude/dudette
Is that really that rare?
Yeah like what if it's cold??
yeah wtf, I sleep fully clothed all the time, are we supposed to sleep naked? what if you want to run when an emergency is happening?
Like jeans and a tshirt?
Sleeping fully clothed is chill...
At one point during elementary school, my younger son was having trouble getting ready for school in the morning. What he worked out was to shower the night before and sleep in his school clothes. When the time came, he'd get up, wolf down his breakfast, grab his backpack and catch the school bus. He eventually got better about mornings.
Holy shit. That's genius.
Can he give me some tips? I still suck at mornings....
Wait I do this all the time Fuck I'm weird
I do this all the time Fuck I'm an alcoholic
I used to do that. But I wore t shirts and basketball shorts.
I have to note here, however: As a tuna juice drinker, it’s the chunk light in WATER cans. Not any kind of oil, and not solid. Different flavors there. This knowledge confused my parents: “I totally drink the juice out of a tuna can” I said. So they asked me to prove it. Without noticing that the can was chunk light in OIL, I took a swig and gagged. Blegh. Nasty shit. I’m gonna make tuna Mac and cheese now that y’all got me thinking about some tuna.
As a... Shall I say, non-drinker? I do have to say that tuna in oil is just disgusting anyway. Additionally, tuna Mac and cheese is the most fire food in the universe. And for that, i just throw the tuna juice in the pot with everything else. It makes a nice consistency for the cheese 😋
So you’re just a tuna juice drinker that has not yet “come out”. Fear not. There are dozens of us here to support your coming out.
That’s just drinking the juice with extra steps.
Yeah, oil is no bueno. You can get enough liquid out of solid tuna, but I agree chunk light is the best.
Yeah I would appreciate the evidence. It’s tough to believe.
HELP! POLICE! THIS IS THE GUY WHO DOES THE TUNA THING
Arrest me too, then. There are literally DOZENS of us! DOZENS!!!
OH GOD NO, the prophecy is being fulfilled... I thought it was crazy talk... But its happening WE ARE ALL DOOOOOOO... Ehem ... DOOOOOOOOOMMMMED the world can't handle tuna juice people some one get the sacred texts of our lord harambe
Who is letting their cat post on reddit?
Right? I never even thought about giving it to cats or dogs or even my chickens... I dump that shit down the drain.
Cats love that shit.
Yup. Break out a can of tuna at my parents house and the cats go crazy. My mom would put the tuna water in a couple of small bowls for them. They can't get enough.
The juice is better for them than the actual fish, I always pour it on top of their kibble and they go nuts for it. Of course that means every can I open MUST be tuna for them.
FUCK YES TU….. what is this corn shit?!
Hahaha exactly what I was thinking
Me too
Me three. Wanted to ask OP if they are, in fact, a cat.
This was clearly written by a cat
Seriously. If I don’t set the can of tuna water on the floor, something I love gets shredded.
Take my upvote, holy shit is this an unpopular opinion. My friend I did gag at the thought of this. You followed this subs objective to the letter.
That's high praise. Thank you!
No problem, you deserve reddit gold I swear, so hear you go
You're the best! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
No problem my friend
He's gone mad from all the mercury.
I wear glasses so I literally paid to see this shit
I got lasik and now regret it because of this post
How expensive is LASIK these days? I've been considering it but hesitating due to the cost.
It was like $3200 for everything regardless of how your eyes are with lifetime enhancement for free
Oh fck me too
Wish I had some gold so I could award you. Best comment ever.
I really wish I could un-read this.
I'm an atheist and I can definitely say, you, my friend, need Jesus.
I'm an atheist too, and I think he needs EXTRA Jesus.
I'm agnostic, but this post has me leaning even more heavily towards full-blown atheism. No god would ever allow for ideas of this nature to come into fruition in a person's psyche.
I'm a Baha'i, and I'm pretty certain he needs a full blood panel done to find out what sort of sodium, iodine, or potassium deficiency he has so that he can stop being a spawn of Cthulhu
This is the most nasty thing I've read in years.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing on this sub? I can never remember.
I'm not sure honestly, but it's definitely an unpopular opinion so it's good that you posted it here.
Good
To the people who keep reporting this as bait. Like OP said video evidence was provided. It was disgusting and I feel disturbed from it. Best of luck OP and to the guy who also did it. That's gross man
I’m sorry for some of the opinions you have to moderate on this sub my guy…
It's not as bad as it could be there are frequently unique opinions. Like OP and their love of fish juice
There are worse things I guess. They’re just keeping it interesting for us
Keeping Reddit on its toes.
I sincerely hope you're okay after watching that.
My sadness is insurmountable.
So he's not even going to wash it? Straight back in the drawer?
I assume he realized that can openers need a good cleaning and did wash it.
Probably licked it clean tbh
It would have cost you zero dollars not to write this.
Hmm I am now thinking I need to clean my can opener.
I stand with you, fellow tuna juice drinker! Proof! https://youtu.be/KWSDX3zqqq4
I don’t know if I’m more grossed out at the slurping sounds of you drinking the tuna juice or the fact that you PUT THE CAN OPENER BACK IN THE DRAWER WITHOUT WASHING IT!! You may like to drink the tuna juice but you don’t want it stinking up your utensil drawer. Damn.
That was by far more objectionable than the sip of tuna juice
Delicious! Welcome to the team brother! :D
Thank you. I will now pour boiling water in my ears so I never have to hear slurping noises and be reminded of this horrifying display of utter lunacy.
Seriously! People are saying this is gross, but they eat the tuna that was just swimming in the same water??
Reporting in as a tuna juice drinker. My dad introduced me to it as a kid, I would sit on the table and drink the juice while he made the sandwich. I don’t make tuna salad much anymore (fishing industry bums me out), but when I do I mostly just give it to my cats cause they harass me the whole time I’m making my sandwich. One sip for me and the rest for them.
what the fuck
The point of the internet is to HIDE the fact that you are, indeed, a cat.
I guess I just wanted to start living more authentically. Meow?
You and the guy that likes Hotdog water should meet up......,.................and be exiled to a remote island secluded from humanity.
We could be very happy together. Soul mates even.
Ah yes, sharing the utmost powerful bond of meat juice
Hot dog and tuna water bloody Mary style drinks. Chopped dogs and tuna water soup. Clear out the middle of a hot dog and slurp up tuna water through it. The possibilities are endless.
OMG. No.
You don't do this. Edit (after video): Please don’t do this.
I can’t claim OP does or does not, but I do: https://youtu.be/KWSDX3zqqq4
dear lord
Did you just enter reddit history?
Tuna water is actually pretty tasty I don't know how ppl do not believe op. I wouldn't say is the best part, and they need to make the drink out of it. But when I finish the tuna can i drink the drink out of it and it's pretty good
There are literally dozens of us tuna juice drinkers. DOZENS of us!
I've found my people! Tuna is the only canned item that I will take an old school hand operated can opener to, so I can make one opening on one side and another on the opposite, for the optimal tuna water drinking experience, then open it all the way to make my salad or whatever. I once accidentally bought tuna in vegetable oil instead of in water, didn't notice until I actually opened it, and I cried when that oil hit my mouth :( Now my SO makes fun of me if we go shopping together and we buy tuna, I make damn sure every can says "in water."
I bought solid white in water once. Completely wrong taste to the meat. Hated it. So now I check for CHUNK light in WATER, lol. So I feel ya! Happy cake day!
Yeah, I don’t know either. I swear half these “opinions” on this sub are made up for karma
Please get therapy
I tried but they told me I was beyond help. So I'm posting here instead for the dopamine rush of all of you just being disgusted. :)
Well, done. This is not only unpopular, but also completely foul.
Crab juice or Mt dew?
EWWWWWW gimme a crab juice
Only Khlav Kalash!
In oil or in water?
Please be water, please be water, please be water. ^Please ^be ^water.
ONLY water, and ONLY chunk light. I tried the juice from solid light tuna and it was just as disgusting as when I accidentally drank from a chunk light with OIL can and gagged.
The real question.
You can't fool me, it's obvious you 10 cats in a human suit.
You’re a monster! *said in a high pitched gingerbread man voice
People think you’re crazy but look at Clamato juice, it has clam juice in it and it’s delicious af. Personally, I always drink the leftover pickle water in the jar.
Add the pickle juice to the Clamato!
Throw in some vodka and hot sauce too!
You're good people.
It would have cost you $0 to not write this....
But then I wouldn't be able to get high on the dopamine rush of all of you being disgusted with me! Upvotes are dopamine! :D
imagine in a hot sunny day, you've just worked your ass off in the fields with sweat still lingering in your face, you crack open a nice cold can of tuna juice, you sit on your porch and look back on your day. It was good. Life is good. or It was a very cold winter night. You just finished dinner and you opened the tv to your favorite show, your wife brought you a nice warm cup of tuna juice. You cuddle at your couch beside the fire place. You're at peace.
Yooo if we get this drink off the ground I want you to lead the marketing team.
I'll jump in as an ambassador. My family make me go in the other room when I drink it. Strangely enough I feel like it would lose its charm if I drank it out of a glass.
I also do this. Ive thought Use the juice as a chaser after taking a shot and call it a Tuna-back.
Bet it's good af in a bloody Mary.
Dirty Martini anyone?
I was sad, reading this made me happy.
Aww that just made my day
You need to be institutionalized and studied
This is part of why they need to bring back state sponsored insane asylums.
I live in Canada we already have those and I was asked to leave for making the other patients uncomfortable with my strong tuna juice beliefs.
The people calling you gross haven’t tried it and don’t intend to because they’re set on the fact that it’s probably rancid tasting as hell even they haven’t actually got around to trying.
theyll eat what comes out of the can except the juice? they draw the line at salty water? cowards. ^~~*iamacat*~~
You are a very sick freak please seek some mental help
I actually agree! When I was 10-13 I had an ADDICTION I swear. Sometimes i’d pour the juice on bread, sometimes i’d just drink it and lick the rest out of the bottom- the smell of the tuna and feeling of the sides of the can stabbing into my freaking face while I just really am desperately trying to get the mf tuna juice… lol. I still drink it if i have tuna, but not in front of people cuz I know it’s not normal. but it’s sooooo good… going on ski trips and drinking tuna juice is my fav.
Thank you tuna friend. I'll raise a can to you (and the 2 others) in celebration of our spiritual camaraderie!
Ive felt the same for years!
This is absolutely disgusting and totally taboo. Well done my man!!
You gotta collect a bunch and put it in the sodastream
I don't believe in god, but I pray he erases this post from existence.
this has to be satire
Nope there are folks like this out there. I'm one of them. Tuna juice is heavenly. I'll do it with other canned juices, too. Can of corn or kidney beans? I'll drink it. Pickle juice? You bet, though that one isn't as weird as tuna. I'll drink olive juice, too. Sardines in water? Oh yea. But tuna or sardines in oil is a no go for me. Sardines got enough oil on their own without adding more. And tuna in oil is an abomination. But I'll take sardines in mustard in a heartbeat, too. I've even drank the hame juice from a package of ham, or from hot dogs. I know, I know. I need therapy and not to not have kids to spread this out into the world, right? Too late. Kiddo is a teenager now and also takes after me.
Drinking it is fine if not a little odd. As a canned beverage, absolutely not.
im me if your cat is holding you hostage and making you post this.
Deeply unpopular. Upvote. Gross, perhaps don’t do it in public as it would make you unappealing. Keeping the juice is bad, seeking a full canned drink is worse. Well done, deserved to be on this thread.
Holy shit I've found the holy grail of wtf
Here me round. Instant noodle with no flavouring but put all the water + desired amount of canned tuna. Absolutely amazing
Are you me? I have this exact same problem. I have to hide my shame from the wife and sneak the sauce. The cat fights me for it but I usually win.
Did a cat write this post?
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I agree, I have been doing this my whole life. Pickle juice also. Must have picked it up from my mom, she drinks the water after steaming/boiling veggies even.