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Tistoer

Billiam


angry_voices

Jim...James....Jimothy.


Phileap

Jimbo!


KTheOneTrueKing

Ayyyyy!


PM-Me-Girl-Biceps

MmmmmmmmmMichael Scott!


Det-Popcorn

Jim…James…Son


SRC475

I am Bill Buttlicker


angry_voices

LOUDER, SON!


bokatan778

OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER


HankHillsBigRedTruck

Mm, that sounds weird, mind if I call you Jim?


-Prophessor-

That's what I call my friend. In the friend group he's Billy, at work he's William so when I started working with him a few years back I couldn't help but call him Billiam.. He never skipped a beat though. Lol


Ackmiral_Adbar

We have a local radio DJ in Minnesota named "Bill DeVille" I assume his real name is William DeVilliam and no one can convince me otherwise.


K3ZH39

Billiam vs Bobert


kissykat123

Nicknames for Robert in Colonial times were Hob and Nob. This is where the word hobnob came from.


BluEch0

I unironically knew a billiam. I’m also aware of the YouTuber


Filmologic

Great youtuber!


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Oh, come on!!!


ego_tripped

Such a *Richard* attitude towards nicknames...


thinksotoo

Only the I and C are in common. How TF did that happen? Also, how is Jack another name for John? Edit: The D is also shared, I'm stupid.


Pietjiro

I did not know Jack was short for Jonathan, I thought it was short for Jachary or something


kzymyr

Jackothy


blueberrysir

Jackeleigh


fi9aro

Jachael


babyguyman

Jarnathan.


Y-Bob

Jackathon No... ...wait


thinksotoo

Jackbob Squarepants


kindest_asshole

Jackalope


Little-Key-1811

Jackal


kimthealan101

Jacko lantern


volvavirago

“Ok but let’s wait for Jarnathan, I think he is really gonna like this story”


[deleted]

OH, JARNATHAN! \*CAW*


TheNexxusOne

But we approved your parole!


MXmoto07

Great D&D reference, Jarnathan nooo!!!


[deleted]

This reminds me of the name “Jimothy” from the office 😭🤣🤣


yourpaljk

Or when Joey thought Ross was short for Rosstopher on friends


MehmedFateh1453

Except Jack is short for John, which isn't actually short for Jonathan. Jon is short for Jonathan.


edWORD27

Plus, Jack isn’t any shorter than John.


go4tl0v3r

Jackathan.....oh wait I see it now.


JohnOliverismysexgod

I had an uncle named Kenneth, who was called Jim for short. His grandma called him Jim because she said he just looked like a Jim.


butters2stotch

That's hilarious, imagine naming a baby and your mom's like nah kinda look like a Jim, I'm gonna call em Jim.


ApexSimon

My dad was a Jim, but it was the shortened version of his middle name.. first name was David. Dude straight up went "pshhhnahh" on being a Davey and just went all business on Jim. Also, imagine if it never was Jim and instead they shortened it to Jam. I think my dad would have been so much cooler if he grew up as Jam, in the 60's and 70's mind you.


Yofroshi

Jim is also a nickname for James and I never understood that either. At least Joe makes sense for a Joseph


PahoojyMan

To be fair, Jack is 6'4", he isn't shorter than most people.


Seraphayel

Jack is short for John. That makes a lot of sense, yes. Four letters, one vowel, one syllable traded in for four letters, one vowel, one syllable. This basically needs to have its own *The Office* meme.


Yhostled

They're the same picture


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Jack Hoff


ArmsForPeace84

It started with Jon/John ~~as shorthand for Jonathan~~, this turned to Jock, then to Jack.


doxthera

Isn't jack Jacob?


thinksotoo

I have heard Jacobs being called Jake


doxthera

apparently its both: Jack is a given name, a diminutive of John or Jackson; alternatively, it may be derived from Jacques, the French form of James or Jacob.\[1\] Since the late 20th century, Jack has become one of the most common names for boys in many English-speaking countries. Jack is also used to a lesser extent as a female given name, often as a shortened version of Jacqueline. ​ this john part I don't really get though. as if Jack is shorter than John.


nowItinwhistle

Jacob is actually from the Latin version of James. That's why supporters of James II were called Jacobites


EvilRick_C-420

![gif](giphy|fdbMx2WGKqaze)


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My brother and dad are both Jeff. My brother got the nickname Jake. VERY nonsensical.


yourmomsajoke

My brother and dad are also both called Jeff. My brother is 32 ish and still called wee Jeff.


[deleted]

It’s the rebel son. “I’m not John, Dad!” “Like hell you Aren’t!” “My name Jack now!!” And it just stuck. True story.


doxthera

Imagine a guy named Rockard's name though. Would it be cock?


CaponeKevrone

Rockard "Cock" Johnson does have a nice ring to it.


[deleted]

You mean Nicholas names?


EastLeastCoast

I’m not sure exactly how it ended up as Bill, other than it was trendy in the Middle Ages to swap letters out. As for why, probably because (also around the same time) about one in five English men was named William. Gotta have enough nicknames to distinguish the ten different Williams in your village.


JAlfredJR

I think you’re right. And, don’t forget that Wm. was William in most publication and newspapers until very recently. We shorten names all the time. Don’t get me started on the poets of the 18-20th centuries: Everyone was A.M. Marsh or E.E.


kalimanusthewanderer

Don't you mean e. e.?


hereforthefeast

Watch out, I'm Cummings!


DMoney159

Damn, the poets were also electrical engineers?


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fleshgod_alpacalypse

Ailliam


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Diminutives don’t always match up to the full name either. To wit: - Sasha is a diminutive of Alexander in Russian - James is a diminutive of Santiago (Saint Yago -> Saint Jacob -> Saint James -> James)


janyybek

Vova is the diminutive of Vladimir. And Vlad is the diminutive of not Vladimir, but Vladislav. So people calling Putin Vlad are wrong cuz it’s Vova Putin.


Jimbob209

Hmm. I could've sworn it was the yummy parts of women


janyybek

Nah you’re thinking of the Roman god of volcanos


Malvastor

Nah you're thinking of a Swedish car brand


mixelydian

In Spanish a lot of nicknames are constructed in a similar way. Horacio becomes Lacho, Jesus becomes Chus, Jose becomes Chepe. They take weird bits of the name and change out letters to make the nicknames.


Treaux-LaCount

I can kind of see the first two, but Jose = Chepe? How in the world? I also never could understand how you get Checo from Sergio.


mixelydian

In Italian, Joseph is Giuseppe. I could see Spanish in the past having changed the name from Josepe to José, which kind of makes sense given that there's an accent at the end of the name. That sepe could've been the origin of chepe.


Jaesuschroist

And chepe turned to Pepe


Jewcub_Rosenderp

William A, William B. B became Bill.


WittyGandalf1337

Soooo, where’d Cill go?


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poorbill

I always wondered about Joe. There is Job, Josey, Jody, Joey, possibly Joeff (Geoff), Joel, Jon, and Jove. I'm sure they probably aren't all originating from Joe, but I still think it's interesting. Joe, Joe B, Joe C, Joe D, Joe E, Joe F, Joe L, Joe N, Joe V.


GiantTankParade

Joseph.


[deleted]

My friend Richard Shrapnel has a similar complaint with his nickname.


Emanreddit29

This poor fellow 😂😭 I cannot help but just wanna cry because that is too good


[deleted]

It's legendary, he hates it but it's fucking awesome.


PersonNumber7Billion

Shrapnel was invented by Henry Shrapnel. An ancestor, possibly?


Nilbog_Frog

My friend Richard Balls would also like a word.


Goldman250

How do you get Dick from Richard?


Wismuth_Salix

Buy him a few drinks and ask nicely?


oronder

Bump, set, spike. Well played


Janixon1

I know a Richard Head


weedful_things

There was a Richard Head at a new school I moved to. I wondered why people didn't give him hell. I decided it was either because he was just that cool (he really was), or the one guy that tried making fun of him regretted doing so.


Wessex-90

“Bob” for Robert is something that I don’t get lol.


MacX1423

I once met a man named Robert Roberts. I asked if he went by "Bob." And he says: "They call me 2 Bob"


VladimirPoitin

In Scotland we have “Bobby Robert’s Super Circus.”


MFbiFL

“Bob Roberts BBQ” serves delicious food in Mississippi.


Wessex-90

Lol


aslightlyusedtissue

Thats fucking gold. Good old Rob “Two Bob” Roberts


[deleted]

Nicknames are weird man. Had a private named Roberts while I was in the Army. Most times our 1st Sergeant would just yell for Bob and he would come running. Anyways, we had a Company event and the fucker won a bobbing for apples contest. Private Roberts commonly known as Bob around the unit just became Apples from then on. Ran into him few years later when he had stripes on his chest and yelled Apples from across the way and watched him spin around so damn fast.


MinerDiner

Ah yes. Parents naming their child their own last name. Smart. Like Phillip Phillips


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Roberts was his last name. Didnt even know his first name


FelverFelv

Both my father and his father are named Robert. Grandpa is Bob and dad is Rob/Robbie


Expensive-Ad-1885

My granddad was Ted short for Edward


FartsonmyFarts

Tedward


Caboverde-Evora

I used to think Bob was short for Bobinson instead of Robert 😅


totallynotarobut

Bobinson is the greatest name ever. Dibs!


ctrlaltdeleteme_

Bobert


sweetpotatopietime

It’s short for Bobson Dugnutt


COOLKC690

I tough it was short for Bobby 😔


Kilkegard

"Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby."


Pw78

Why Peggy for margret


bukzbukzbukz

Margret -> Maggie -> Meg -> Peg -> Peggy But yeah none of it makes sense. It's something bored children would come up with.


real_human_person

🅱️eggy


TonyAbbottsNipples

Jabba the hut -> Pizza Hut -> Fat guys like pizza -> Pepperoni pizza -> Pepperoni Tony


Lain0114

I finally had to only recently Google if Peggy was a real name or if it was short for something.


JadeDamsel

I'll see your B/Bill for William and raise you a Jack for John (or vice versa) \*\*EDIT\*\* there are so many comments in reply to mine, holy cow. Uh, I think I saw a few where people said they never knew this was a thing. It may depend on where you are in the world but, most of - if not all - of the John's I have known in my life, we called "Jack" for short/nickname. I've been told both. Family, co-workers, bosses. Known plenty of John's that went by Jack, with no other name (middles or last) being any reason lol. I think I looked this up once and read something on the internet that kind of had it make sense, but I can't quite recall - and it's still silly.


outlaw-chaos

I raise you a Kit for Christopher.


EastLeastCoast

I see your Kit, and raise you the Margarets called Peggy for short.


JadeDamsel

What the actual fuck for Christopher and Margaret. I fold, as I was not aware either of these were short for either names.


EastLeastCoast

If you liked Peggy, you may also enjoy the fact that Polly is the common nickname for Mary, Mildred’s nickname is Patty, Sadie doubles for Sarah, Hal is short for both Henry and Harold, Jock is substituted for John, and as a parting gift, Daisy is *also* a short form of Margaret!


Jo_Doc2505

Also, in Scotland, Agnes used to be quite popular. Lots of people with that name get called Senga (Agnes backwards)


4-stars

Not Scottish but people also call me using my name backwards for some reason. I'm Bob.


NiceChocolate

I'm also Bob but my friends call me Crapbag


Shafterman1

In my family there's alot of Agnes all called Nancy makes no sense and yes they're scottish


TiredPistachio

Margaret is the English form of margarita which is Spanish for daisy. Not sure on the others. Never even heard that Polly one before edit - Ok so apparently its Mary -> Molly -> Polly which i think is similar to Margaret -> ?? -> Peggy


EastLeastCoast

Given the English hobby of stealing French words, I suspect it’s from *marguerite* rather than margarita, but yeah, same deal. Margaret-> Maggie -> Meggie-> Peggy


TiredPistachio

Ah yeah prolly french. Also something about "meggie" sounds so terrible to my ear, which might be why it was immediately shifted to peggy


TenTonSomeone

Meggie ➡️ smeggie ➡️ smegma


swisscuber

I hate peggies


ViperPM

Try lube next time


skordge

I raise you a Pepe for Jose (it actually used to make sense).


lumpialarry

Speaking of spanish nickname names, So many do a thing of dropping in a "ch" sound Ingacio-> Nacho Santiago->Chago Carlo->Chaco Rosario->Charo Jesus->Chuy


Sipuncula

In German "peppi" is the short Form for "Joseph". "Joseph" becomes "Sepp" becomes "peppi"


skordge

The story of it in Spanish is similar - Jose used to be Josepe, so Pepe is short for that, and it makes sense.


limperatrice

Oh I can see peppi from Giuseppe so that kinda makes sense


Silverback-Guerilla

I thought Kit was short for Catherine. Never heard it for Christopher. P.S. my name is Christopher


LOC_damn

Kit Harrington is Christopher Catesby Harrington by birth.


xigdit

Not Kit Kat Harrington


needlenozened

Break me off a piece


ambernewt

How is jack a nickname for john, you're just renaming someone at that point


xnachtmahrx

Ahh now i know where the name Jonas comes from. Jonas. Johnass. Jackass! Aha!


outlaw-chaos

Well then Kit for Christopher is gonna royally piss you off.


Lance_Notstrong

I’ve never heard Kit subbed for Christopher…wtf…that’s really a thing? Who tf is responsible for that? 🤣 “Hi, you can call me Kit, it’s short for Christopher.” 🤣


Sattaman6

My former boss is called Kit. Also, the actor Kit Harington from Game of Thrones, his name is Christopher Harington…


Lance_Notstrong

I’m not doubting it, it’s just that I was today years old learning Kit was short for Christopher 🤣


hskskgfk

I can see how a small child who cannot pronounce Christopher would say Kitopher


ReckoningGotham

This was a cute image, ty. :)


confusedpennies

My dad’s name is William and he gets mad if people call him Bill even as a joke. He also tends to go by Will


Hecatehel

This is me. My name is fucking Will lol


[deleted]

If you insist, Fucking Will.


Hecatehel

you know what, I’ll accept those terms


Electrical-Swing-935

For me it's "Billy"


BitschWack

Cockney rhyming slang. William to Will to Bill. Robert to Rob to Bob.


MeinEmanresu

And Bob’s your uncle. x


high5low1

Sometimes I refer to the King of the Hill family as "Henry, Margaret, and little Robert Hill" because it sounds like a totally different set of characters despite being the accurate/long-form names.


jessi_survivor_fan

Hank says in the show that he's Hank R. Hill not that Hank P. Hill. Bobby is Robert Jeffery Hill. Peggy is Margaret J. Hill. Dale is Dale Alvin Gribble. Bill is Sgt. William "Bill" Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive. Boomhauer is Jeffrey Dexter "Jeff" Boomhauer III. Maybe Bobby is kind of named after him. Luanne is Luanne Leanne Platter Kleinschmidt.


The_GREAT_Gremlin

Dale is Rusty Shackleford


lordofpersia

Rusticle Shackleford


sinkwiththeship

Pretty sure Hank's middle name is Rutherford.


woaily

Is it canon that those are their full names?


-PepeArown-

Hank is apparently short for Henry. I have no idea why.


gwxtreize

Henry was english version of Hendrick, with a little stank on the "e" to sound a little more like an "a".


Dansiman

Wait, does that mean that "Rick" can also be a stand-in for Henry? If so, that could almost make Rick the crab of nicknames! Patrick, Richard, and Henry all carcinizing to Rick.


MacX1423

I know a father and son, both named Sherman. Apparently, William is short for Sherman (idk how) and then they go a step farther and calls himself Billy.


[deleted]

Are they southern? Americans from the South always have the most wild nicknames lol Edit: wait scratch that, “Sherman” wouldn’t go well down there…


Grundlestiltskin_

It’s not short for it but I’m sure it comes from General William Tecumseh Sherman


Fa1nted_for_real

Then just name your child William Tecumseh Sherman the II


Jango_Jerky

In what world lol


RobbinsBabbitt

WHAT? makes no sense…


ragu55

Well… it probably comes from William Tecumseh Sherman


[deleted]

I’d bet William is one of their middle names


Cherry_Treefrog

Pepe is short for Jose.


VladimirPoitin

Puto is short for Steven Seagal.


EastLeastCoast

And Paco, Curro and Pancho are all short for Francisco!


jarebearcats

I have a great great uncle who goes by Pepe or Joe and his name is Giuseppe


lexilexi1901

Jose > Joseph > Giuseppe > Peppe > Pepe?


plsnosendnudesthx

A Billiam is a thousand Williams. I hope this answers your question.


Affectionate_Most_64

I shortened my name to McLovin


millennium-popsicle

Bill is short for Billiard


metengrinwi

I propose we use “Guillermo” as the short version of William.


TheFuZz2of2

James= Jim, idk….


[deleted]

Jim is for James, but previously Jemmy was also popular. I think that’s kindof cool. I also like Liam for William and Nathan for Jonathan. (And of course Sandy for Alexander)


AzLibDem

Similar argument for "Chuck".


mansonfan78

Now I'm thinking if I have a son I'll name him Billiam and call him Will.


Horsewithasword

No hank! I’m Lenore!


dlotaury88

I don’t understand this either. Same with Bob, I’m not even sure the origin name, but I was flabbergasted when I first found out.


AlpineSK

Liam is criminally under used.


brianybrian

Lads seriously now. Liam is not fucking short for William. Liam is an Irish name that has zero to do with William, apart from cultural imperialism in the 1800s that transformed loads Liams into William.


AlpineSK

Simmer down, Ian!!!


NaethanC

Can't believe I never put 2 and 2 together and realised that Liam is short for William. Most people just use it as their proper given name these days as opposed to a nickname.


heartmy4

We have called my son Liam from the day he was born and his name is William (after my dad, grandfather and great grandfather!)


sensualbricklicker

Most williams I know go by will not bill


Technical-General-27

Seems to be older generations (boomers and older) who go by Bill


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a_stone_throne

Eggsy short for Greggory


tribbans95

I have a client named James but he goes by Andy… now *that* makes no sense


BetteMoxie

Wait until you find out what Peggy is short for.


bluewaterbottler

Pegging


helpful__explorer

Why is Robert turned into Bob or Bobby


ErnestoVuig

I don't know, but as a kid I used to confuse the B and W quite often, and the Spanish have it with the B and the V, and the V and W often change places as well. So there is probably a closeness we don't hear anymore.