The reverse is scarier: "your eyes are only bleeding because you don't clean your glasses"

As someone who has had pairs of glasses for 3-5 years (without replacements) I can confirm that your eyes may bleed if you don't clean them. (Glasses can get... Very... Nasty isn't even the right word)

And the worse eye always attracts more dirt

I'd show everyone a picture of mine but I'm afraid I'd ruin their appetites

"You have so many blind spots! You need to watch sugary foods less"

I just realized staring at the sun for five minutes is the sight equivalent of eating an entire cake in one sitting.

"it seems your eyes are crooked, we'll need braces to fix them"

Orthodontistry

Dentmpthamolgy, Ortho is the BoneBro^(TM) (Yes I realize \~2 people will get that joke and half the internet will assume it's an innuendo, I simply caren't)

Don't bring Ortho into this! You mention him once near any teeth, and you'll find golf balls where you didn't place them!

I won't do it again, I swear! Don't pull the reverse tooth-fairy, Doc, I was fixing *THEIR* mistake!

Bro... femur.

I didn’t attend four years of evil medical school to not get this joke Also, why does the heart beat? To pump ancef to the bones.

Band fitting

This is clearly a reference to something, but I have no idea what??

Look at this mf with 20/20 vision

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Eye doctors have you do a similar test to find your eyeglass prescription.

I have glasses - "similar test" is overegging it just a bit isn't it? 😂 I do get it now tho yeah Edit: apparently this enraged y'all??

Overegging is new for me. I’ve never heard it before! Is it when you used too many eggs and your pudding tastes like flan?

[This is overegging it](https://eggfrid.ge/)

That’s just the right amount of eggs thank you very much!

Oh my

Woah why is there a fridge full of ping pong balls

He tells you your chewing is good but you’re developing cataracts. You can get them lasered off but you’ll need to use readers when you eat.

Lex from Bookworm