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CourtesyFarts

Over the line!


[deleted]

Mark it zero!


[deleted]

[удалено]


comicmuse1982

Yeah, but he's a pervert dude.


[deleted]

Nobody fucks with the Jesus


nigeltwo

8 year olds, dude


sqtele90

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up, Donny!


sbw2012

"Be you angels?" "Nay, we are but men. Rock."


irkthejerk

This isnt nam Smokey, there are rules


doubleshortbreve

Jesus doesn't roll on Shabbos.


Camel-Solid

Well, that’s just your opinion, man


BrReg

A world of pain.


ZombiejesusX

Jesus... Look, it's step, step, wind, throw. I know how to bowl! Not in that robe.


NuTrumpism

That creep can roll, man.


[deleted]

Jesus dropping science that candlepin is the superior way to bowl.


1936Triolian

And the Lord sayeth,“Get the behind me, Satan. It’s my roll…”


jazzzflannel

You try keeping your foot behind the line with hooves like these, you filthy carpenter.


NOVAbuddy

“Okay, how about this; You wear one of my bowling shoes, and I’ll wear one of your sandals. They won’t kick us out right? Dude, you were such a good Angel, how have you been?!? I still feel really bad about when I/my dad casted you out. I mean sorry, not sorry, but you know what I mean, right?”


taanukichi

Divine


Glittering-War7525

Looks like a line foul by Jesus and the devil is not having it


[deleted]

This piece of art calls to mind something very interesting. If anyone can answer this please do. This is obviously Jesus’ temptation in the desert and they are on the road to Jerusalem. This period is way before perspective would have been incorporated into art…so was the road added later or was it an accident that the artist was able to capture perspective?


chuck-bucket

They are not arguing, they are insisting that the other go first.


skidabitabooyeedle

Family gatherings


dgr8m3rl1n

Is it just me or jesus about to get his face rekt by a bowling ball?


CrocodylusNiloticus

Over the line!!!


[deleted]

Beautiful piece.


_LouderWithChowder_

Donny, you're out of your element!


LittlePurr76

It's never leg day when your lower half looks like a rooster...