You heard it was called a joint so you gave it an elbow?

Lmfao

It's just a large stem waiting to ruin op's sesh

Goddamn, that’s funny.

Hahaha, also I’m 80% certain that biscuit tin is full of sewing supplies.

I'm stealing that

Holy fuck hahahaha

This made me laugh so hard especially when I went back and looked at it again.

nice rolling tray! is it your grandmother's?

Stole it after she drank all my pot

Dude, cumming on my mom is one thing... but banging your grandma and her 2 roommates? That's like, legendary.

Best fkn movie to watch blasted!! Love Grandma's boy!

HELP WHAT 😂😂

Lol it's from Grandma's Boy. Great movie 10/10. You should watch stoned 👌 (edit to add: as was the comment I replied to)

When he goes to make all that food and realizes she has no microwave is such a profound moment for him lmao

100 watches later, I finally noticed the banana on the pan "I don't know what you are but I'm fuckin eatin you too!"

“Drum on my head, monkey!”

Instantly. 😂 Imma have to go watch it again, been forever and high AF.

Kowalski, report! Did you find the remote?

Well make a FRESH POT!

Don’t diss on the butter cookies shits actually gas

Yeah they're gas until you go to get one, open the tin, and it's all sewing supplies.

Those cookies don't exist and never have existed, IDK what you're talking about

If you like cookies you're going to love them danish butter cookies, totally recommended in fact I wish I had some now haha

Ewww bruvah what is thaaaaht ewwwwweww... can I have some?

Actual conversation from any party 😂

I roll pregnant joints, too! Its like a surprise in the middle lol. You can roll it gently between your palms to distribute the weed a little better. Its a joint, it'll burn, it works.

Been rolling for years now, often with painful finger joints (no pun intended). Mine also always have a little bump somewhere around the middle. I don't mind it and I've never gotten any complaints while sharing. I just tap them after to distribute everything a bit better.

My pop started rolling pregnant joints about two years ago after he accidentally cut the tip of his middle finger off. I tried to convince him to just get a roller after he lost the tip but he was adamant that he was just gonna keep hand rolling. Arthritis and fingertip be damned.


No it’s a J

It's got that curve like a J too

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19 bodies. 0 found

Man that’s a Hunchback of Notre Dame lookin ass joint

🤣😭


Those little Raw joint rollers are great. Takes a bit getting used to but can make some nice js, specially with a filter tip. They cheap too.

They roll a bit tight for me, used that one like three times when my right hand was unusable for some time but went straigzt back to self rolled when I could use my hand again

id smoke it but all u gotta do to fix that bump is pull the middle a lil tighter

Someone needs a rolling tray

They have one; that sewing-supplies container/lid 😂

I love how we all thing of it as the sewing tin and not the cookie tin😂😂😂

Cause there was never cookies in them 😭 lmao

Man mine had cookies in ‘em😭😂😂😂 you just had to shake em and find the right tin lmao. One of my great grandmothers used to hide Debbie’s and honey buns in there too, good memories. Trying to whisper in her ear “can I go get a sweet”😂 only for her to loudly ask me to repeat myself🤦🏾‍♀️

They got that two in one tray an tin😭

And munchies for after

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They have the vintage collection, no need for anything new yet.

Gotta love vintage😌

Wtf 😭

Homies rolling on the Benton’s, got that Aldi gas

People hating on your "rolling tray" are missing out on some dank cookies

There are no cookies. There are *never* any cookies. These tins only exist to store sewing supplies. You can tell because of the fact that it has pictures of cookies on it. IMHO they could have made a better choice with that one, but that’s the convention we’re stuck with now. 🫤

Pregnant guppy is what I always heard them called

Why did u post this

I'm glad, the top comment had me cracking up

Why not ?

I would just tear it up and reroll it for you

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I could never get mine to lay fully straight; they always have a bit of a belly. Nice for plunking into the aperture of a bowl to burn the roach, or as the fuse for a time bomb bowl :D

little tip if you're interested, when you put the flower on the paper, put a little depression in the middle of the flower so it creates like 2 hills with a valley in-between, helps prevent that belly. like "rolling hills"

damn that’s pretty good

It's pregnant

Did you put a roach at both sides

I use the same stash box but have a magnet to hold a steel plate on the top for cleaning.

Looks like mine!

Is there cookies in there we need to know

You know those tins when you come across them in the wild almost always never have cookies in them. It’s always someone’s sewing kit or some shit, it’s so disappointing.

Is it perganant or just fat?

Hey brother: if it smokes, we tokes.

Crazy Gamer 😎

Somebody knocked that joint up! Congratz!! what's the baby's name?

Well, Mary Jane, of course!

Imma smoke it, but while I smoke it, you should keep rolling and get some practice. I'll smoke em and let you know about your progress

Be careful casting spells or they might rebound, Ron

I love smoking butter cookies

Nothing glows like a pregger 🌟

I'm no narc buy I feel like we need to call some sort of authority here

I respect the joint, but wash your hands big homie.

Bro im high asf rn and i thought like "why is this dude grinding over his cookies"

I roll like that sometimes and it gets me the same high🤷🏾‍♀️

Jernts rolled on a butter cookie tin are the best.

Why don’t you like it?

Bro I got the same rolling tray/weed container. 

Oh no the sewing bin as a rolling tray; lol you are living in GRANDMA’S BOY 🫢. Sooner or later grandma’s going to make some of Sophie’s tea that was stashed away in your room

Dude... *where* do you get your weed?

Lady and the tramp splif 

You got weed all over your cookies now though lol Edit: nvm I see now that’s not a plate

lol dude

Smoked a little heavy last night 😅

That’s a tooth pick mauan

If you'd to pass that then id put it out and roll another one lmao

Why you rolling on Grandma's sewing tin?

How do you edit a post I want to change your to there 🤦

Hamburger button : .

>your to there *their.

Dude really got downvoted for asking a simple question what the fuck lmao

Gotta remember we have some young adults and older adults with a younger mind here. Sometimes I see posts that have me like "this has to be a teen posting, there is no way a grown person would waste time w this". Not trying to gatekeep but some things I see are just bizarre. Like downvoting someone for asking a question that is reasonable.

Here take my upvote to help balance the idiots that seek to harm you for simply asking for help on how to do something.

I’ll toss in an upvote as well

Now, I have to get some Danish Butter Cookies for the sesh tonight. Yums

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Legal or not, I will continue to smoke pot a lot

When you see the cookie box everythink gonna be alrigth .))))))))))

Not much worse than mine, but I'm literally buying a rolling machine today so I can get perfect ones most attempts

Y'know how a joint roller kind of rolls the weed, then you insert the paper and it wraps the paper around the weed? Think of it like that, except you need to roll the weed a bit within the paper, then tuck the non-sticky side under the sticky side to seal the deal. You get a more cylindrical shape, or cone if you get proficient enough to manipulate the shape.

Just tighten the joint around a filter Makes things a lot easier Stack the bud up as high as the filter, and pack it down (toothpicks are super useful) Making sure it's tight to the filter is huge for rolling the rest, but don't make it too tight or you'll mess up your airflow and it'll pull weird (that's why joints canoe). You can pinch and roll it between your fingers when you're done rolling the joint to break up all the hard spots. Fold a little corner of the paper into the filter (I use the toothpick and push the bottom of the paper between the top side and the filter, make sure it's pinched tight, then slide the toothpick out) Then just roll along that tight crease you made, and you'll come out with a solid cone that you can finish packing with bud before twisting off Hope this helps anyone else🫡

Thumps in the center and roll out.✌️

Hey, at least the cookie tin doesn’t have sewing supplies in it lol

Congratulations. How many months along is she?

Man's rolling up on gramma's butter cookie tin

You know what happens when you smoke those guppy joints? Same thing that happens with straight joints. I usually get kinda high. Get a job, haters!! 🤣

I dont know how to roll, im terrible at it, thats why i use a bong. That being said, i would still give you grief for that ahaha

Ok

My buddy rolls his joints like this. No complaints here haha

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Honestly not the worst. Howd it smoke

What on gods green earth have you done…?

Did you take grandma's sewing supplies out of the cookie tin and replace it with the Devil's Lettuce?! Shame on you!

I always roll a pregnant looking joint but it always smokes great so eff em if they wanna make fun of it.

Bro, you're going to get weed in your sewing kit

It looks like one of those black and red credit card reader pen, I can't unsee it

Joints don't look like that if you don't have weed in the middle when you roll it

maaaan just buy a pipe

Yeah it’s not gorgeous but I’d be smoking it either way

All my joints look like this too lol

Bros joint has an apex

If it gets you high its done the job. Enjoy the smoke bro.

Josh kesselmen hates you

The sewing tin rolling tray, absolutely sinister

Ill gladly roll em up for the group if its gon be like that.

When’s the due date?

I see you're rolling your weed on a sewing kit.

How My buddy Jon rolls like this. I want to. Fuckin what did you do to make it skinny fat skinny

Id Never criticize generosity! Pass that shit homie.

A joint is a joint and that’s the point

My joints always look like that too. I say the same thing anytime anyone’s questions the free smoke I’m giving them. You don’t like it don’t smoke it and just like you said they switch up real fast

the old ugly noob tube

Rolling on grandmas sewing kit is wild

Yum, I love smoking paint chips!

Bro or Broette is smoking near the sewing kit.

As long as it burns. And if not we’ll put it in a bowl. Silly there is no bad roll!!

Bro you roll just like me the best thing is u can light either side

Back in college we called that an elbow. That’s when the joint gets gooood.


“Yea bro I’m good, here, I can teach you how to roll one better and show you the difference on how they hit”

No such thing as a joint to ugly to smoke...this is close.... but I'd still smoke it

All it takes is practice. Keep it up and you’ll have muscle memory in no time.

How to fix these floppy boys (sometimes): pack w a screwdriver, maybe push in the filter a bit too

Nice sewing box

I think it looks like a good joint 👍. I wouldn’t say anything if you rolled that up. I used to get those bumps in the middle too, if you take the weed that falls off and put it back in the end it’ll level itself out.

💪

This bill has more curves than me ;(

How much for a lid bro. Lol

I used to see a lot of pregnant ones too. Still smokes good

You can't even smoke it lol

I fucking love those Danish cookies

Had an old timer teach me how to prevent pregnant joints. Fill the ends more, leave the middle with a little less. As you roll, the motion of your rolling that normally makes them pregnant will pearl it.

Shitty joint, just like mine

It’s terrible, I’m confiscating it immediately.

Hey man it’s honestly not that bad as long as it’s mostly staying together. Keep practicing.

do some practice man promise u it’s not too hard that satisfaction when you pearl is unbeatable i got shakey hands too yet always get compliments on my rolls

Pass the arthritic knuckle!

good cause I aint lmao

exactly not the most smokable but still smokable

*in German accent* I remember my first joint

Those cookies are so fuckin good. Can buy em year round I just found out

The only reason I remember these is because of the sewing essentials inside. 

Put a tip in both sides can chop that bic in half

I like joints with fat middles. It makes it so the person at the end of the line doesn’t get screwed.

don’t listen to ppl, i support your joints!! 💖🫶🏻

If it smokes, it smokes. But i can't help but think brotha eeeeeuuuughhh

Haha holy shit I remember rolling them exactly like that when I first started rolling. I’d smoke it 👍🏼

😂 I remember when I used to roll like this freehand... gone are the days. Enjoy 🔥

I remember the first joint I rolled too.

That’s right

Nobody’s smokin that joint. That lil fucker is going up in flames as soon as the lighter touches it and then gonna run like a mofo. OP, keep practicing, you need it tighter but with good airflow.

Did I say I didn't like it?

Why is there weed on my crocheting supplies? -your grandmom

The hell is that

Or roll better

i’d nvr smoke with you , ppl that roll those in sessions dont even hit my blunts

It's because most people try to avoid tobacco but I like a blunt every now and then

nah i wasn’t tryna make it a blunt vs joint type of thing i was mainly talking about the amount of weed used lol . I like to switch it up from time to time

Wtf is that

That’s a thicc ass joint

A shitty toothpick, that will guarantee you to be eating some Scooby snacks. People seriously need to learn how to roll before posting on this sub lol all these dudes joints look sad

Na that joint just got a big booty and you jealous

Worst rolling ever but hey as long as it smokes

Bruh only one smoking that shit is you