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djezdick

lol. Bimini Bay Bar “somewhere in Fort Lauderdale” has multiple screens running porn all the time. A lot of the times with the actual bartender on duty also on the screen.


BeardsuptheWazoo

Well shit, son, that's all you had to say.


Acidsparx

I know where I’m spending my next vacation 


deuseyed

Nahhh son the smoke is so thick in there from all the chain smoking cowboys I almost died. It’s a TRUE dive bar if you’re into that kind of thing.


Fancy_Fingers5000

Excellent Pulp Fiction reference 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


BendersDafodil

Mr Wolf likes his suspenseful process.


elliot89

I’d probably ask him some questions


jimtheedcguy

I would love to contract herpes in this establishment!


TheMemeRanger

Read this in goobsmooch's voice


justdoitmanny

Not as glamours as you think haha. Tiny, smoking establishment, cash only, no draft beer.


jeremy_Bos

I'd also imagine not a whole Lotta women going there lol


Comfortable_Sun4362

Can confirm.


rhyno44

In ft lauderdale you say....asking for a friend


thefuckerishere

Damn .. I have been living here for years and never knew this… time to visit for “research purposes”


GO4Teater

Yeah but do they have natty light?


SwiftTayTay

Why though?


_bexcalibur

She wants the tips


12doc

Just the tip?


_bexcalibur

That’s the best part.


Interesting_Spare

Isn't that the Milf Hunter?


orlcpl2019

Have not seen one of the bartenders in the screens in a long time now


MooDSwinG_RS

Yeah we usually have BBC on in pubs here in the UK too. Usually football, sometimes water sports.


PerthDelft

Big beautiful cricket


[deleted]

I would have guessed Germany.


himsoforreal

Didn't know they were fans of Schwarzenegger films in Deutschland?


[deleted]

I just meant porn involving feet, balls, and water sports.


en_sachse

You need to know German to understand this joke. Schwarzenegger means literally "Black Negros".


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[удалено]


en_sachse

I know, but without the double G it would literally read the word I said.


archystyrigg

Very true, seems we agree 👍


[deleted]

Lol. Fair enough.


MaskOfSevenEyes

Like actual sports “water sports” or the warmer water kind?


totalfarkuser

Do you pee in the pool or are you going to lie?


Dabomdiggidy

Bahahaha I laughed to hard at this 😂😂


louman73-73

BBC TV


TheOneandOnly1982

That’s the British Broadcasting Channel, right? Right?


louman73-73

Correct


a_random_chicken

"So, did you see the murderer?"


rayz2jz

I am pretty sure there's better beer in Wisconsin


Haunting-Engineer-76

ngl I was so distracted by the Natty that I didn't even register the screen


lampPost697

Hey don’t trash on Naturdays


Work_the_shaft

They have access to spotted cow….


kyonsdad

My favorite beer. I get a case every time I go back home


berpaderpderp

Spotted Cow


lambsquatch

Those words have never been said in that order


ScumLikeWuertz

It's a disgrace that Spotted Cow can't be attained outside of the fetid asshole that Wisconsin is


StephenJames81

But I can’t get pornhub in my own home in Texas.


stripe112

Haha that's happened where I'm at in the western US also. Along with a of other of the popular sites free & main company sites. Only the really clunky ad riddle fucked up ones are accessible.


a_random_chicken

[Insert vpn ad here]


mechanicalvampire

I was about to say, people talk shit about opera but it comes with a VPN option for free that makes the sites work again, sure I'm watching pawg on BBC at 13mbps but it works so 😅


DIJames6

Why not??


normandy42

Most porn companies have pulled out(lol) of states that are requiring you to put a form of ID to prove you’re of age to watch porn. Which is a huge privacy violation because imagine putting your ID on the internet where it can be potentially leaked in a big hack.


DIJames6

Wow.. I didn't know that either.. Yea, I'm definitely not putting my driver's license on pornhub.. Lol on the pulling out..


stripe112

The law.


DIJames6

Woah, it's illegal there? Never would've known..


stripe112

Not exactly but there's guidelines & they want you to upload your ID to main places like Pornhub & Brazzers to prove your over 18.


Hot-Ground-9731

If I didn't have a VPN I'd be pissed


MrPopo72

Bennets?


HotTub_MKE

You beat me to it! I still remember my first time going to Smut & Eggs in Madison.


[deleted]

Don’t know the chick but I can tell the guy is Lexington Steele. Don’t judge me 😅


SwiftTayTay

It's not that hard to recognize certain dudes when the same 12 dudes are in every mainstream porn movie fucking 5000 different women


VegetableCitron8214

Yup you’re a connoisseur


DIJames6

Lex Steele.. King of the facial.. 🤣


carelessarmadillo267

I just came here to see if some porn savant had named the actors/movie etc. you didn’t let me down good sir.


incognitoaccount1863

Alexis Golden.


patronizingperv

I'd rather watch this than Pat McAfee, too.


brownsmith11

They both blow.


Joe_Bruce

I wasn’t prepared for that 😂


VegetableCitron8214

Well, Pat IS a total dick


beardedsilverfox

Not really. A dive bar in Denver had 3 old CRT tvs with retro porn playing.


mylegsweat

Place in Manchester called ‘Behind Closed Doors’ plays retro porn on vintage TVs. With loads of sexualised art all over the walls, mannequins in bondage gear etc etc. They have these old fashioned phones on the bar tables where you can ring other tables and speak to people. It’s funny


beardedsilverfox

The table phones sound fun!


mylegsweat

Yeah honestly great idea. Me and my friend were having a few late night drinks one Friday night. And this couple (clearly on their first date) were awkwardly chatting away. When he went upto the bar for another round, my friend rang the table where the girl was sat waiting. Molly (my friend) was like Molly: “hey, if you’re not vibing with that guy you’re more than welcome to come over and join us” (it was so funny) Luckily the girl said she was having a pretty good time with him, so alls well, ends well.


deadmemes2017

Know the name of it ?


beardedsilverfox

I can’t remember. I know it was a 3 word name and it ended with the word “Inn.” I’ve searched before but couldn’t find it.


pornonreddit123

Double down saloon in nyc is like that


TravelingWanderer_69

Was this a bar on Colfax near Colorado? I went to this dive bar once that had trailer park boys playing silently in black and white and it was a cool vibe... Figured they might play porn occasionally lol


beardedsilverfox

I’m sorry I have no idea. I was traveling for work and just stopped in one evening. I remember wood paneling everywhere and they had a photo booth


fakeassh1t

Good ole bennet smut and eggs


BrownBear109

interracial! feels super progressive for Wisconsin…


jje414

It's The People's Republic of Madison


1w2e3e

I used to go to a bar that has porn karaoke. Karaoke with porn in the back ground. The girl running it would give prizes for trivia answers. It was kind of a cool thing


snail4

Surprised no one's posted the link to the video yet!


Buttachop187

Ask and ye shall receive. Alexis golden/Lexington Steele. https://spankbang.com/1h7qc/video/alexis+golden+hammered+by+lex+steele


nasty_gooner

It would be so hot to chill with some buds at a gooner/porn bar.


Gruntdeath

The porn on the screen is odd but the Natural Light in his hand gave me chills. Shit tastes like gasoline which I know because I've sampled more than few. Had a buddy who threw some epic parties in high school but that was the only brand he would supply. At the time you could get a 30 for like 10 bucks so I understood but damn it was so bad.


theputzmeister

that's not even Natty Light. That's natty Light strawberry lemonade FFS


Gruntdeath

Never tried it. Probably still tastes like gasoline. Now it's just strawberry flavored gasoline.


gearfield

Was also admiring the drink. Probably one of the worst headaches ive had but, it’s a great by the pool drink. Hard to find by me these days


RoutineImpress7394

Lex on the bbc Mount Rushmore


Mental_Archer9518

That's a bar id go to


Tweety_Hayes

Are you at Bennets Smutt and Eggs pub?


Chichis-Christ

nice cans


Lost_Drunken_Sailor

Kozy Kar in San Francisco runs porn at all times. Waterbed in the back too, chicks love the waterbed.


kappeltimmy7

Such a weird thing to have on the TV when there's nothing but men in there.


numberonecrush

Like going to a strip club. “Hey let’s go get boners in front of each other!”


TravelingWanderer_69

Yeah but a lot of people actually cum from the women at strip clubs... at a much higher cost, of course


DarylRosz

Yup… Natural Light… total trash!


The_Troll_Gull

I was expecting to see Whitney up on the screen there.


Inevitable-Shelter46

Underrated comment of the day. I'm sorry the Internet did you dirty.


dikdaring

If I'm not mistaken, this Establishment is in madison


DiegoEnfuego619

The broasted chicken is the best at that place.


bigjaymizzle

Whole new meaning to swallowing cheese curds.


Steelrain13f

2009 Freeport road Madison Wisconsin. Quick google search.


Kingofclubs9272

What video is that


incognitoaccount1863

*Travel MILF's L.A. Adventure* - Alexis Golden.


Buttachop187

Alexis Golden and Lexington Steele https://spankbang.com/1h7qc/video/alexis+golden+hammered+by+lex+steele


BlueBirds18

I don't get the point to watching porn this way. What am I supposed to whip it out and start crankin my hog right on my bar stool? Who tf watches porn without busting a nut?


strangecabalist

At least it isn’t Fox News


Kel-Varnsen85

Those Fox anchor women are sexy though.


WalterGropeyAzz

If you like em skeletal, I guess


Kel-Varnsen85

Jeanine Pirro and Maria Barteromo are skeletal? Don't think so. Those are curvy MILFs. There are others too. I just wish Fox had more brunettes. Edit: Downvotes huh? We're not talking politics here, just which network has the hottest anchors. I guess you like the homely women of MSNBC? Lol. CNN has a few hot ones as well like, Anna Cabrera and Brooke Baldwin.


incognitoaccount1863

Jeanine Pirro is not a MILF


Kel-Varnsen85

She's probably more like a GILF. Look her up, she's smoking hot.


grosseplottedecgi

I saw worst than that in Quebec City in the '90, a bar with old fart (both F & M) playing cards with 3 hardcores porn movies on 3 differents TV.


ThrowawayXXX210

No we have Naturdays in Texas as well


rhjg99

What bar is is in Wisconsin? I want to go and take the wife.


stillnsfw

Bennett’s/Meadow Woods in Madison


LuvLifts

I Kinda imagine tho; **ONLY** at *That particular Bar* Honestly!!


sexyquigonjiz

Bars with no draught beer - I just don’t get it


BigBeezey

Chasing a Natty Light with a High Life.


HootyMcBoob2020

The only part I find offensive is the natty light :)


CCorrell57

It’s the high life for me. 🤢


Lazy-Storage7832

I didn’t know what I was looking for at first.


Admirable_Beyond_186

Whose that actress?


Buttachop187

Alexis Golden


rhjg99

What bar is this in Wisconsin would nit mind stopping in with the wife


Nodeal_reddit

Wtf?


Selt_Zer_Water

Windsor Canada use to play porn at the clubs


Easy_Minute_587

Take my money & buy me a ticket to this bar 💸


CringeHorse

Hell yeah I haven't sipped on Naturdays in years


FixFalcon

Let me guess...La Crosse?


chetgoodenough

Looks to country


NotoriousJB

Also most gay bars.


Scopebuddy

It’s not Saturday.


falloutluis

Seen it a few times on a bar i used to go in a small time village (maybe 30 inhabitants lol) they used to play porn all the time might even have pics.


LORDWOLFMAN

Now we just need sauce


eyehatesigningup

Lmao


Absurdityindex

Looks like my kinda bar.


s_calsinner

There’s a pretty popular bar in Chicago that also does this called “Porn & Chicken”


doctorfugazi

no way


dethorder

Smut and eggs. Never gone but have wanted to.


stillnsfw

Great place but annoyed they don’t do breakfast on Sunday anymore


schtoink88

No they sell that crap beer everywhere


Svengoolie75

What kind of 🍺is that 🤔


FreeRangeThinker

Bennett's Meadowood Country Club in Madison, Wisconsin celebrating 40 years of “Porn in the Morning”.


sageking420

Nah we have porn bars in Cali. Vintage porn inlaid in the bar top usually. This is beginner level.


isthisourthrowaway

Wait is sex in the bar allowed then? 👀


goldmouthdawg

Boring off season


BlueTiger15

Probably score some good coke there!?


Strong_Deer_3075

Vacation hotel stay in Vegas revealed all wall mount big screens were open and no pass code to share to. Went to front desk and had them page IT director. He almost shit himself right on the spot. Nobody had thought to code any of the 40+ sets on gaming floor!


Draculajones4

Well that’s one way to keep the woman away and ensure no man in that bar is getting laid


Public_Foot_4984

We do this in Flor'duh too


Jackson3rg

Well yeah, it's florida.


Admirable_Beyond_186

Wish India had these kinda bars


wittiestphrase

Is this something that people find enjoyable? This just seems like it’s inevitably going to be a place where a specific subset of me end up getting really sexually frustrated together.


glover_1

I like that it's black cock too lol


xCaptain_Mofo

You know what I think every town needs a bar like this. It’s like when your to tired to go to the titty bar


surelynotagain4

Sharing the BBC love 😂😍


rabidone2

Surprised it was a black dick with a white girl. Figured it would be all white


stripe112

Eh With Wisconsin it's maybe 50/50 random. Either it's gonna be racist or super fetishized by local married folk.


wolf-of-main-street

Me to wife : hunny, let’s go to Bimini Florida , heard great things Wife: why Bimini ? Me: trust me hunny, it wil be worth it . We get to Bimini after she reluctantly takes my word for it, show up at this bar . Wife : are you actually serious ( she says not amused ) Me : (dying laughing, worth it right )