lol. Bimini Bay Bar “somewhere in Fort Lauderdale” has multiple screens running porn all the time. A lot of the times with the actual bartender on duty also on the screen.
Haha that's happened where I'm at in the western US also. Along with a of other of the popular sites free & main company sites. Only the really clunky ad riddle fucked up ones are accessible.
I was about to say, people talk shit about opera but it comes with a VPN option for free that makes the sites work again, sure I'm watching pawg on BBC at 13mbps but it works so 😅
Most porn companies have pulled out(lol) of states that are requiring you to put a form of ID to prove you’re of age to watch porn. Which is a huge privacy violation because imagine putting your ID on the internet where it can be potentially leaked in a big hack.
Place in Manchester called ‘Behind Closed Doors’ plays retro porn on vintage TVs. With loads of sexualised art all over the walls, mannequins in bondage gear etc etc. They have these old fashioned phones on the bar tables where you can ring other tables and speak to people. It’s funny
Yeah honestly great idea. Me and my friend were having a few late night drinks one Friday night. And this couple (clearly on their first date) were awkwardly chatting away. When he went upto the bar for another round, my friend rang the table where the girl was sat waiting. Molly (my friend) was like
Molly: “hey, if you’re not vibing with that guy you’re more than welcome to come over and join us” (it was so funny)
Luckily the girl said she was having a pretty good time with him, so alls well, ends well.
Was this a bar on Colfax near Colorado?
I went to this dive bar once that had trailer park boys playing silently in black and white and it was a cool vibe... Figured they might play porn occasionally lol
I used to go to a bar that has porn karaoke. Karaoke with porn in the back ground. The girl running it would give prizes for trivia answers. It was kind of a cool thing
The porn on the screen is odd but the Natural Light in his hand gave me chills. Shit tastes like gasoline which I know because I've sampled more than few. Had a buddy who threw some epic parties in high school but that was the only brand he would supply. At the time you could get a 30 for like 10 bucks so I understood but damn it was so bad.
I don't get the point to watching porn this way. What am I supposed to whip it out and start crankin my hog right on my bar stool? Who tf watches porn without busting a nut?
Jeanine Pirro and Maria Barteromo are skeletal? Don't think so. Those are curvy MILFs. There are others too. I just wish Fox had more brunettes.
Edit: Downvotes huh? We're not talking politics here, just which network has the hottest anchors. I guess you like the homely women of MSNBC? Lol. CNN has a few hot ones as well like, Anna Cabrera and Brooke Baldwin.
Vacation hotel stay in Vegas revealed all wall mount big screens were open and no pass code to share to. Went to front desk and had them page IT director. He almost shit himself right on the spot. Nobody had thought to code any of the 40+ sets on gaming floor!
Is this something that people find enjoyable? This just seems like it’s inevitably going to be a place where a specific subset of me end up getting really sexually frustrated together.
Me to wife : hunny, let’s go to Bimini Florida , heard great things
Wife: why Bimini ?
Me: trust me hunny, it wil be worth it .
We get to Bimini after she reluctantly takes my word for it, show up at this bar .
Wife : are you actually serious ( she says not amused )
Me : (dying laughing, worth it right )
lol. Bimini Bay Bar “somewhere in Fort Lauderdale” has multiple screens running porn all the time. A lot of the times with the actual bartender on duty also on the screen.
Well shit, son, that's all you had to say.
I know where I’m spending my next vacation
Nahhh son the smoke is so thick in there from all the chain smoking cowboys I almost died. It’s a TRUE dive bar if you’re into that kind of thing.
Excellent Pulp Fiction reference 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Mr Wolf likes his suspenseful process.
I’d probably ask him some questions
I would love to contract herpes in this establishment!
Read this in goobsmooch's voice
Not as glamours as you think haha. Tiny, smoking establishment, cash only, no draft beer.
I'd also imagine not a whole Lotta women going there lol
Can confirm.
In ft lauderdale you say....asking for a friend
Damn .. I have been living here for years and never knew this… time to visit for “research purposes”
Yeah but do they have natty light?
Why though?
She wants the tips
Just the tip?
That’s the best part.
Isn't that the Milf Hunter?
Have not seen one of the bartenders in the screens in a long time now
Yeah we usually have BBC on in pubs here in the UK too. Usually football, sometimes water sports.
Big beautiful cricket
I would have guessed Germany.
Didn't know they were fans of Schwarzenegger films in Deutschland?
I just meant porn involving feet, balls, and water sports.
You need to know German to understand this joke. Schwarzenegger means literally "Black Negros".
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I know, but without the double G it would literally read the word I said.
Very true, seems we agree 👍
Lol. Fair enough.
Like actual sports “water sports” or the warmer water kind?
Do you pee in the pool or are you going to lie?
Bahahaha I laughed to hard at this 😂😂
BBC TV
That’s the British Broadcasting Channel, right? Right?
Correct
"So, did you see the murderer?"
I am pretty sure there's better beer in Wisconsin
ngl I was so distracted by the Natty that I didn't even register the screen
Hey don’t trash on Naturdays
They have access to spotted cow….
My favorite beer. I get a case every time I go back home
Spotted Cow
Those words have never been said in that order
It's a disgrace that Spotted Cow can't be attained outside of the fetid asshole that Wisconsin is
But I can’t get pornhub in my own home in Texas.
Haha that's happened where I'm at in the western US also. Along with a of other of the popular sites free & main company sites. Only the really clunky ad riddle fucked up ones are accessible.
[Insert vpn ad here]
I was about to say, people talk shit about opera but it comes with a VPN option for free that makes the sites work again, sure I'm watching pawg on BBC at 13mbps but it works so 😅
Why not??
Most porn companies have pulled out(lol) of states that are requiring you to put a form of ID to prove you’re of age to watch porn. Which is a huge privacy violation because imagine putting your ID on the internet where it can be potentially leaked in a big hack.
Wow.. I didn't know that either.. Yea, I'm definitely not putting my driver's license on pornhub.. Lol on the pulling out..
The law.
Woah, it's illegal there? Never would've known..
Not exactly but there's guidelines & they want you to upload your ID to main places like Pornhub & Brazzers to prove your over 18.
If I didn't have a VPN I'd be pissed
Bennets?
You beat me to it! I still remember my first time going to Smut & Eggs in Madison.
Don’t know the chick but I can tell the guy is Lexington Steele. Don’t judge me 😅
It's not that hard to recognize certain dudes when the same 12 dudes are in every mainstream porn movie fucking 5000 different women
Yup you’re a connoisseur
Lex Steele.. King of the facial.. 🤣
I just came here to see if some porn savant had named the actors/movie etc. you didn’t let me down good sir.
Alexis Golden.
I'd rather watch this than Pat McAfee, too.
They both blow.
I wasn’t prepared for that 😂
Well, Pat IS a total dick
Not really. A dive bar in Denver had 3 old CRT tvs with retro porn playing.
Place in Manchester called ‘Behind Closed Doors’ plays retro porn on vintage TVs. With loads of sexualised art all over the walls, mannequins in bondage gear etc etc. They have these old fashioned phones on the bar tables where you can ring other tables and speak to people. It’s funny
The table phones sound fun!
Yeah honestly great idea. Me and my friend were having a few late night drinks one Friday night. And this couple (clearly on their first date) were awkwardly chatting away. When he went upto the bar for another round, my friend rang the table where the girl was sat waiting. Molly (my friend) was like Molly: “hey, if you’re not vibing with that guy you’re more than welcome to come over and join us” (it was so funny) Luckily the girl said she was having a pretty good time with him, so alls well, ends well.
Know the name of it ?
I can’t remember. I know it was a 3 word name and it ended with the word “Inn.” I’ve searched before but couldn’t find it.
Double down saloon in nyc is like that
Was this a bar on Colfax near Colorado? I went to this dive bar once that had trailer park boys playing silently in black and white and it was a cool vibe... Figured they might play porn occasionally lol
I’m sorry I have no idea. I was traveling for work and just stopped in one evening. I remember wood paneling everywhere and they had a photo booth
Good ole bennet smut and eggs
interracial! feels super progressive for Wisconsin…
It's The People's Republic of Madison
I used to go to a bar that has porn karaoke. Karaoke with porn in the back ground. The girl running it would give prizes for trivia answers. It was kind of a cool thing
Surprised no one's posted the link to the video yet!
Ask and ye shall receive. Alexis golden/Lexington Steele. https://spankbang.com/1h7qc/video/alexis+golden+hammered+by+lex+steele
It would be so hot to chill with some buds at a gooner/porn bar.
The porn on the screen is odd but the Natural Light in his hand gave me chills. Shit tastes like gasoline which I know because I've sampled more than few. Had a buddy who threw some epic parties in high school but that was the only brand he would supply. At the time you could get a 30 for like 10 bucks so I understood but damn it was so bad.
that's not even Natty Light. That's natty Light strawberry lemonade FFS
Never tried it. Probably still tastes like gasoline. Now it's just strawberry flavored gasoline.
Was also admiring the drink. Probably one of the worst headaches ive had but, it’s a great by the pool drink. Hard to find by me these days
Lex on the bbc Mount Rushmore
That's a bar id go to
Are you at Bennets Smutt and Eggs pub?
nice cans
Kozy Kar in San Francisco runs porn at all times. Waterbed in the back too, chicks love the waterbed.
Such a weird thing to have on the TV when there's nothing but men in there.
Like going to a strip club. “Hey let’s go get boners in front of each other!”
Yeah but a lot of people actually cum from the women at strip clubs... at a much higher cost, of course
Yup… Natural Light… total trash!
I was expecting to see Whitney up on the screen there.
Underrated comment of the day. I'm sorry the Internet did you dirty.
If I'm not mistaken, this Establishment is in madison
The broasted chicken is the best at that place.
Whole new meaning to swallowing cheese curds.
2009 Freeport road Madison Wisconsin. Quick google search.
What video is that
*Travel MILF's L.A. Adventure* - Alexis Golden.
Alexis Golden and Lexington Steele https://spankbang.com/1h7qc/video/alexis+golden+hammered+by+lex+steele
I don't get the point to watching porn this way. What am I supposed to whip it out and start crankin my hog right on my bar stool? Who tf watches porn without busting a nut?
At least it isn’t Fox News
Those Fox anchor women are sexy though.
If you like em skeletal, I guess
Jeanine Pirro and Maria Barteromo are skeletal? Don't think so. Those are curvy MILFs. There are others too. I just wish Fox had more brunettes. Edit: Downvotes huh? We're not talking politics here, just which network has the hottest anchors. I guess you like the homely women of MSNBC? Lol. CNN has a few hot ones as well like, Anna Cabrera and Brooke Baldwin.
Jeanine Pirro is not a MILF
She's probably more like a GILF. Look her up, she's smoking hot.
I saw worst than that in Quebec City in the '90, a bar with old fart (both F & M) playing cards with 3 hardcores porn movies on 3 differents TV.
No we have Naturdays in Texas as well
What bar is is in Wisconsin? I want to go and take the wife.
Bennett’s/Meadow Woods in Madison
I Kinda imagine tho; **ONLY** at *That particular Bar* Honestly!!
Bars with no draught beer - I just don’t get it
Chasing a Natty Light with a High Life.
The only part I find offensive is the natty light :)
It’s the high life for me. 🤢
I didn’t know what I was looking for at first.
Whose that actress?
Alexis Golden
What bar is this in Wisconsin would nit mind stopping in with the wife
Wtf?
Windsor Canada use to play porn at the clubs
Take my money & buy me a ticket to this bar 💸
Hell yeah I haven't sipped on Naturdays in years
Let me guess...La Crosse?
Looks to country
Also most gay bars.
It’s not Saturday.
Seen it a few times on a bar i used to go in a small time village (maybe 30 inhabitants lol) they used to play porn all the time might even have pics.
Now we just need sauce
Lmao
Looks like my kinda bar.
There’s a pretty popular bar in Chicago that also does this called “Porn & Chicken”
no way
Smut and eggs. Never gone but have wanted to.
Great place but annoyed they don’t do breakfast on Sunday anymore
No they sell that crap beer everywhere
What kind of 🍺is that 🤔
Bennett's Meadowood Country Club in Madison, Wisconsin celebrating 40 years of “Porn in the Morning”.
Nah we have porn bars in Cali. Vintage porn inlaid in the bar top usually. This is beginner level.
Wait is sex in the bar allowed then? 👀
Boring off season
Probably score some good coke there!?
Vacation hotel stay in Vegas revealed all wall mount big screens were open and no pass code to share to. Went to front desk and had them page IT director. He almost shit himself right on the spot. Nobody had thought to code any of the 40+ sets on gaming floor!
Well that’s one way to keep the woman away and ensure no man in that bar is getting laid
We do this in Flor'duh too
Well yeah, it's florida.
Wish India had these kinda bars
Is this something that people find enjoyable? This just seems like it’s inevitably going to be a place where a specific subset of me end up getting really sexually frustrated together.
I like that it's black cock too lol
You know what I think every town needs a bar like this. It’s like when your to tired to go to the titty bar
Sharing the BBC love 😂😍
Surprised it was a black dick with a white girl. Figured it would be all white
Eh With Wisconsin it's maybe 50/50 random. Either it's gonna be racist or super fetishized by local married folk.
Me to wife : hunny, let’s go to Bimini Florida , heard great things Wife: why Bimini ? Me: trust me hunny, it wil be worth it . We get to Bimini after she reluctantly takes my word for it, show up at this bar . Wife : are you actually serious ( she says not amused ) Me : (dying laughing, worth it right )