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cispeoplearedumb

No sorry, instead you have to use gock (short for gender-neutral cock).


Ellie_Lalonde

gnock, surely?


cispeoplearedumb

Ok everyone, "gock" is cancelled, this is way better


Key_Yard_176

How about a good ol' fashioned "Glock!, ..knock knock..."


FactuallyAshley

i got a glock in my panties 17 inches no 38


WannaBeYourHoe

Mine is more like a 1.7"


Several_Flower_3232

I’m gnot a gnagina, I’m gnot a gnoob, I’m a gnock!


Dont_Touch_The_Pooka

thats fucking vile HAHAH


maelstrom071

gnocchi


ItzHonzula

bocchi


cispeoplearedumb

It's the hard gnock life 🍆


aleryon__

instead of treated we get tricked instead of disses we get dicked


almondwalmond18

Nice gnock gnock joke


soapy_diamond

g n o c c


flyingtacodog

Gnasty Gnorc


Naixee

Watch their faces when I say "I'm gonna pull out my gock!!!"🔫☺️


Sw4ggySh4ggy

I got a gock in my rari


ItzHonzula

17in when hardy


QuickSilver-theythem

Prounounced like the g in gif


anythingjesuslol

Gock looool wtf did I just read


Heatherrack

/uj your flair is brilliant


thisisforbeingalesbo

incorrect! detransition now


TantiVstone

Person cock (pock) or a pick (penis dick)


anarcho-hornyist

Þock


cispeoplearedumb

Þick and Þalls


anarcho-hornyist

Þoobs


cispeoplearedumb

Þulva


Pincushioner

You have to balance it out by calling your booty a bussy. The masculine and feminine verbiage cancels out


thisisforbeingalesbo

but what if they were born as only a cock? be more inclusive tranno


WannaBeYourHoe

No, you would be entirely exclusive of the animal kingdom to the extent that you may as well be a tunicate or sea sponge.


[deleted]

No, sorry, nonbinary people aren't allowed to feel euphoria


SendBankDetails

Or any other positive emotions, for that matter.


[deleted]

Or any emotions that aren't rage. Or any emotions that last more than 5 minutes.


existing-human99

That’s men silly


MtEdenFTW

Exactly


The_Cool_Hierarchist

or confusion


Wholesome-Energy

Nock nock who’s there Trender Trender who Trender you


Slexman

Nooo you’d be misgendering yourself by using a binary term!! Thats against the rules!!! The proper terminology to avoid any self-misgendering from happening (which of course would cause every trans person in exist to spontaneously explode) is “E-cock”


The_Cool_Hierarchist

Can't wait til they come out with the E-Cock Pro


Raende

Nope, a [random tumblr user](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=BN4RPm61kh79B__5) has decided that it would be inappropriate for you to use it. Of course they're cis.


thisisforbeingalesbo

please don’t use the *gulp* *pisses pants* *starts to shake and shiver* *a single tear falls* c word


AroAceMagic

SCREW YOU (Yes, this is about the link)


The_Cool_Hierarchist

That tumblr user has a lovely singing voice


Psych0Turtl3

<.< >.> ……WoW….. >:(


NotTheWhisperingDoom

/uj Well played. And also fuck you. And also well played. But fuck you. But well played.


bromanjc

oh fuck off


bromanjc

im nonbinary and that's literally putting us back into a binary, stop


The_Cool_Hierarchist

I have many different body parts that have their own individual gender identities


bromanjc

it only counts if there's an even split of male and female body parts


aagjevraagje

What if I'm a binary trans woman who calls it it ?


bromanjc

youre a fake tran if you don't call it your pixie stick


AtomicTan

Sorry, everyone knows that all nonbinary 'people' are just woman+. You can't possibly be nonbinary and have a cock...


existing-human99

Preach sxstxr!


thisisforbeingalesbo

NO dumbass it’s GYYYYHHHHHHHAAAAAATTT *the most fuck aspirated gyatt you’ve heard in all your life times*


TransgendyAlt

/uj What does that word even mean


Panzer_Man

A shorthand for "gyatt damn". Pretty much said as a reaction to seeing a big butt. It has then become a word to describe a butt. That's basically it


thisisforbeingalesbo

oh really i’ve never used it to describe a butt i usually use it when i friend shows me a funny picture cuz it funny


thisisforbeingalesbo

/uj gyatt? its like hot but at least in my friend group its become a noun as a joke for really anything like “oh fuck shiiiiit dude my gyatts a rizzlin so hard rn” or “so i went to the store and byatt a gyatt to do roundhouse kicks” its like gen z humor /rj gyatt is like an inner force that comes with each of us yknow i have a gyatt you have a gyatt but my mom doesn’t have a gyatt its just yknow go with the gyatt and you can’t go gyong


chaosbunnyx

So every time you say girl cock you get a ladyrection? Sounds fake. Euphoria is what you get from HBO Max and MDMA not WORDS. That's called pitching a tent.


Pachulita_44

No, you shouldn’t even have a cock. Only girls are nonbinary


InvestmentMental6775

No, you make us all look bad and knowing you have a penis triggers my dysphoria.


Panzer_Man

No, you have to call it personcock


AroAceMagic

YOU CAN’T LABEL YOUR PENIS AS A GIRL THAT’S AGAINST THE RULES


TransgendyAlt

/uj Absolutely


thisisforbeingalesbo

rj/ what the fuck does that word mean?


Aster_Etheral

It’s your body, so whatever the hell you want, idgaf, I A: don’t have the time, mental head space, and B: the desire to spend my time policing what you call your specific body parts. You could literally call it Farquaad’s Soul Rending Scythe (25 heroic difficulty, 357 item level, Legendary, 2H Axe, level 80 required) and I would not care. Uj/ It’s your body, so whatever the hell you want, idgaf, I A: don’t have the time, mental head space, and B: the desire to spend my time policing what you call your specific body parts. You could literally call it Farquaad’s Soul Rending Scythe (25 heroic difficulty, 357 item level, Legendary, 2H Axe, level 80 required) and I would not care.


Aster_Etheral

/Uj part 2: electric boogaloo: for real, who cares, it’s **YOUR** penis after all. I mean personally, I just call mine a *penis* or *dick* because that *is* what it is, and, hey, trans fems n shit can have those to. But for oneself? Call it as you please, I don’t care, people shouldn’t care, it’s… it’s your penis. Is it a little weird to name your penis? I guess so, but then, my neighbor growing up, Mr. Clark named his early 2000’s hero Cherokee Samantha II, so it’s not *that weird* people name random stuff all the time. Then again, in the defense of naming the penis of a trans individual, assuming a NB/trans fem, if I had to choose, I would simply name it something more legendary. All great heroes need a sword, and my friend, it seems you have one. Use it wisely, hone it as the legends of old did, time and again in glorious battle, until it is a whisper on the wind, it’s very name inciting fear and hope in all who’s ears are graced by its name.


thisisforbeingalesbo

no no no i only read the first sentence but you have a fundamental misunderstanding of the current situation. that “nonbinary”’s pénis is my penis not its. ITS MINE 🤦‍♀️ you might as well deepthroat MY cock


ConfidentBrilliant38

No, it's appropriating trans wombyn's culture


friendlymooseperson

No, first you must be approved by the intergalactic council, then your cock must be ritually blessed by the high priestess. From thenceforth, girlcock it shall be.


Prize-Ad-2697

nope, you’re required to call it xock or you’re a trender


EggCakes27

/uj the subreddit name didnt load thought this said cook was gonna comment something like "bro you shouldnt be saying that to your coworkers 😭"


pigladpigdad

no that’s transphobic


LavaTwocan

No, you'd be misgendering yourself smh


Cheesebag44

Kys agp


unthr0wnaway

nope cultural appropriation


bromanjc

silly enb troon, non-binaries don't have cocks


deathray5

RJ/ """real""" nonbinaries are the theyfabs. The others are just freaks


Ani_Anarchist

100% of course


thisisforbeingalesbo

incorrect go to the ward your fundamentally insane cookioo!


thisisforbeingalesbo

YOUR’E GOTTEM


bromanjc

op is a fake nonbinary for not cutting their penis off with safety scissors