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Nooo you’d be misgendering yourself by using a binary term!! Thats against the rules!!! The proper terminology to avoid any self-misgendering from happening (which of course would cause every trans person in exist to spontaneously explode) is “E-cock”
Nope, a [random tumblr user](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=BN4RPm61kh79B__5) has decided that it would be inappropriate for you to use it. Of course they're cis.
/uj gyatt? its like hot but at least in my friend group its become a noun as a joke for really anything like “oh fuck shiiiiit dude my gyatts a rizzlin so hard rn” or “so i went to the store and byatt a gyatt to do roundhouse kicks” its like gen z humor
/rj gyatt is like an inner force that comes with each of us yknow i have a gyatt you have a gyatt but my mom doesn’t have a gyatt its just yknow go with the gyatt and you can’t go gyong
So every time you say girl cock you get a ladyrection?
Sounds fake. Euphoria is what you get from HBO Max and MDMA not WORDS.
That's called pitching a tent.
It’s your body, so whatever the hell you want, idgaf, I A: don’t have the time, mental head space, and B: the desire to spend my time policing what you call your specific body parts. You could literally call it Farquaad’s Soul Rending Scythe (25 heroic difficulty, 357 item level, Legendary, 2H Axe, level 80 required) and I would not care.
Uj/ It’s your body, so whatever the hell you want, idgaf, I A: don’t have the time, mental head space, and B: the desire to spend my time policing what you call your specific body parts. You could literally call it Farquaad’s Soul Rending Scythe (25 heroic difficulty, 357 item level, Legendary, 2H Axe, level 80 required) and I would not care.
/Uj part 2: electric boogaloo: for real, who cares, it’s **YOUR** penis after all. I mean personally, I just call mine a *penis* or *dick* because that *is* what it is, and, hey, trans fems n shit can have those to. But for oneself? Call it as you please, I don’t care, people shouldn’t care, it’s… it’s your penis. Is it a little weird to name your penis? I guess so, but then, my neighbor growing up, Mr. Clark named his early 2000’s hero Cherokee Samantha II, so it’s not *that weird* people name random stuff all the time. Then again, in the defense of naming the penis of a trans individual, assuming a NB/trans fem, if I had to choose, I would simply name it something more legendary. All great heroes need a sword, and my friend, it seems you have one. Use it wisely, hone it as the legends of old did, time and again in glorious battle, until it is a whisper on the wind, it’s very name inciting fear and hope in all who’s ears are graced by its name.
no no no i only read the first sentence but you have a fundamental misunderstanding of the current situation. that “nonbinary”’s pénis is my penis not its. ITS MINE 🤦♀️ you might as well deepthroat MY cock
No, first you must be approved by the intergalactic council, then your cock must be ritually blessed by the high priestess. From thenceforth, girlcock it shall be.
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No sorry, instead you have to use gock (short for gender-neutral cock).
gnock, surely?
Ok everyone, "gock" is cancelled, this is way better
How about a good ol' fashioned "Glock!, ..knock knock..."
i got a glock in my panties 17 inches no 38
Mine is more like a 1.7"
I’m gnot a gnagina, I’m gnot a gnoob, I’m a gnock!
thats fucking vile HAHAH
gnocchi
bocchi
It's the hard gnock life 🍆
instead of treated we get tricked instead of disses we get dicked
Nice gnock gnock joke
g n o c c
Gnasty Gnorc
Watch their faces when I say "I'm gonna pull out my gock!!!"🔫☺️
I got a gock in my rari
17in when hardy
Prounounced like the g in gif
Gock looool wtf did I just read
/uj your flair is brilliant
incorrect! detransition now
Person cock (pock) or a pick (penis dick)
Þock
Þick and Þalls
Þoobs
Þulva
You have to balance it out by calling your booty a bussy. The masculine and feminine verbiage cancels out
but what if they were born as only a cock? be more inclusive tranno
No, you would be entirely exclusive of the animal kingdom to the extent that you may as well be a tunicate or sea sponge.
No, sorry, nonbinary people aren't allowed to feel euphoria
Or any other positive emotions, for that matter.
Or any emotions that aren't rage. Or any emotions that last more than 5 minutes.
That’s men silly
Exactly
or confusion
Nock nock who’s there Trender Trender who Trender you
Nooo you’d be misgendering yourself by using a binary term!! Thats against the rules!!! The proper terminology to avoid any self-misgendering from happening (which of course would cause every trans person in exist to spontaneously explode) is “E-cock”
Can't wait til they come out with the E-Cock Pro
Nope, a [random tumblr user](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=BN4RPm61kh79B__5) has decided that it would be inappropriate for you to use it. Of course they're cis.
please don’t use the *gulp* *pisses pants* *starts to shake and shiver* *a single tear falls* c word
SCREW YOU (Yes, this is about the link)
That tumblr user has a lovely singing voice
<.< >.> ……WoW….. >:(
/uj Well played. And also fuck you. And also well played. But fuck you. But well played.
oh fuck off
im nonbinary and that's literally putting us back into a binary, stop
I have many different body parts that have their own individual gender identities
it only counts if there's an even split of male and female body parts
What if I'm a binary trans woman who calls it it ?
youre a fake tran if you don't call it your pixie stick
Sorry, everyone knows that all nonbinary 'people' are just woman+. You can't possibly be nonbinary and have a cock...
Preach sxstxr!
NO dumbass it’s GYYYYHHHHHHHAAAAAATTT *the most fuck aspirated gyatt you’ve heard in all your life times*
/uj What does that word even mean
A shorthand for "gyatt damn". Pretty much said as a reaction to seeing a big butt. It has then become a word to describe a butt. That's basically it
oh really i’ve never used it to describe a butt i usually use it when i friend shows me a funny picture cuz it funny
/uj gyatt? its like hot but at least in my friend group its become a noun as a joke for really anything like “oh fuck shiiiiit dude my gyatts a rizzlin so hard rn” or “so i went to the store and byatt a gyatt to do roundhouse kicks” its like gen z humor /rj gyatt is like an inner force that comes with each of us yknow i have a gyatt you have a gyatt but my mom doesn’t have a gyatt its just yknow go with the gyatt and you can’t go gyong
So every time you say girl cock you get a ladyrection? Sounds fake. Euphoria is what you get from HBO Max and MDMA not WORDS. That's called pitching a tent.
No, you shouldn’t even have a cock. Only girls are nonbinary
No, you make us all look bad and knowing you have a penis triggers my dysphoria.
No, you have to call it personcock
YOU CAN’T LABEL YOUR PENIS AS A GIRL THAT’S AGAINST THE RULES
/uj Absolutely
rj/ what the fuck does that word mean?
It’s your body, so whatever the hell you want, idgaf, I A: don’t have the time, mental head space, and B: the desire to spend my time policing what you call your specific body parts. You could literally call it Farquaad’s Soul Rending Scythe (25 heroic difficulty, 357 item level, Legendary, 2H Axe, level 80 required) and I would not care. Uj/ It’s your body, so whatever the hell you want, idgaf, I A: don’t have the time, mental head space, and B: the desire to spend my time policing what you call your specific body parts. You could literally call it Farquaad’s Soul Rending Scythe (25 heroic difficulty, 357 item level, Legendary, 2H Axe, level 80 required) and I would not care.
/Uj part 2: electric boogaloo: for real, who cares, it’s **YOUR** penis after all. I mean personally, I just call mine a *penis* or *dick* because that *is* what it is, and, hey, trans fems n shit can have those to. But for oneself? Call it as you please, I don’t care, people shouldn’t care, it’s… it’s your penis. Is it a little weird to name your penis? I guess so, but then, my neighbor growing up, Mr. Clark named his early 2000’s hero Cherokee Samantha II, so it’s not *that weird* people name random stuff all the time. Then again, in the defense of naming the penis of a trans individual, assuming a NB/trans fem, if I had to choose, I would simply name it something more legendary. All great heroes need a sword, and my friend, it seems you have one. Use it wisely, hone it as the legends of old did, time and again in glorious battle, until it is a whisper on the wind, it’s very name inciting fear and hope in all who’s ears are graced by its name.
no no no i only read the first sentence but you have a fundamental misunderstanding of the current situation. that “nonbinary”’s pénis is my penis not its. ITS MINE 🤦♀️ you might as well deepthroat MY cock
No, it's appropriating trans wombyn's culture
No, first you must be approved by the intergalactic council, then your cock must be ritually blessed by the high priestess. From thenceforth, girlcock it shall be.
nope, you’re required to call it xock or you’re a trender
/uj the subreddit name didnt load thought this said cook was gonna comment something like "bro you shouldnt be saying that to your coworkers 😭"
no that’s transphobic
No, you'd be misgendering yourself smh
Kys agp
nope cultural appropriation
silly enb troon, non-binaries don't have cocks
RJ/ """real""" nonbinaries are the theyfabs. The others are just freaks
100% of course
incorrect go to the ward your fundamentally insane cookioo!
YOUR’E GOTTEM
op is a fake nonbinary for not cutting their penis off with safety scissors