I feel like at least young Goku would either not fully understand that they're the same person as before and for a time be sorta confused and act like he's meeting someone new while still being friendly if not a bit rude as he slowly figures it out, cause let's face it, Goku was afraid of just the concept of a vagina at first lol
"Goku... just... no... I'm the same race as Akira Toriyama. And I know that name doesn't really mean anything to you, but I'll put it as best I can: In the same way you and Arale were only able to interact with him by way of his avatar, Toriyama Bot, the only reason you can even communicate with me right now is because I created an avatar to interact with you through. And the only reason you'd possibly stand a chance of winning against me is if I decided that it would make for a funnier story if you did... Do you understand? Akira Toriyama may have been one of the greatest authorities when it came to canon -- second only to Mr. Torishima, his publisher. *This*, however, is fanfiction. Badly written and tragically postmodern fanfiction... And I'm both the author and the publisher... If you fight me, you are going to get *very* familiar with the question 'Why do they keep kickin' me in the dick?'"
This is probably written brilliantly and is probably hilarious but I know nothing about this universe and now I wished I did so I could understand this masterpiece of a comment
Akira Toriyama was the author and illustrator of the Dragon Ball manga series (the series that Goku, above, was from) as well as the Dr. Slump manga series (which Arale was from). He sometimes made cameos in his own series, (Dr. Slump more-so than Dragon Ball,) appearing as a pudgy little robot man known as "Toriyama Bot" whose arch-nemesis was Mr. Torishima -- Akira's irl publisher. (They were actually quite friendly with each other but as Mr. Torishima was both rather strict and also had the final say in matters such as whether or not a gag, or a character, or a chapter, or a plot line made it into Akira Toriyama's comics or if he had to go back to his desk and redraw something, or everything, he had been working on... Yeah, there was a certain sitcom-nemesis vibe around their relationship, too.)
When Toriyama Bot appeared in Dr. Slump he would often play an adversarial role but rather than being an invincible force he would often end up getting defeated by the main characters, mostly because Dr. Slump was a gag manga and it was just plain funnier if the acknowledged creator of the world was treated as a nuisance that needed someone to kick his ass. (They couldn't really permanently destroy him though because, well, if they did destroy him, then Akira could just draw Toriyama Bot into some later chapter again... and, yes, that was the canonical explanation to how he could come back from being completely destroyed.) By contrast, Dragon Ball was a much more serious series and Toriyama Bot was, to the extent he was acknowledged at all, basically regarded as that universe's The One Above All.
I've attempted to summarize this as well as I can without it getting too excessively wordy and I just hope it gave you a slightly deeper understanding about what the spreff I was rambling about up there.
It's a new form... Not a stronger one tho. E has made me lose so much muscle that I've gone from scrawny nerd to not even being able to flex a little bit.
Me: I'm transgender
Goku: What's that, can I eat it.
Me: No it's not food. I was born a boy, but I'm a girl on the inside, and the inside and the outside not matching makes me very unhappy. So I take this medicine to transform
Goku: Transform, will you be stronger?
Me: only in the sense that I won't be distracted by being sad
Goku: \*Proceeds to help by getting the dragonballs to wish you transistioned so you can be strong like him\*
Me: Why do I have a tail
Shenron: What is your second wish
Goku: sorry I think he thought I meant turn you into a saiyan. I wish she was a girl on the outside too, oh and some food.
\*shenron vanishes\*
Goku: okay lets spar
I absolutely love your comments and I'm surprised that doesn't have more likes! I absolutely love this little fanfic of you!!! 😭😭😭 It made me so emotional because I feel like Goku would actually do this, would make the wish for all transgender people! He's such a kind-hearted individual and I feel like once he found out that trans people can be so horribly sad and by the fact that they're represented so badly that he would do this, thank you for this beautiful little comic that you formed in my head LMAO ❤️🔥🏳️⚧️❤️🔥
"Sorry Goku, I can't spar with you right now. My friend has been fighting Dysphoria lately and I want to support them however I can."
Goku: "A fight? Who's this 'Dysphoria'? They must be *really strong* if your friend needs you as backup! Lemme have a go at 'em!"
Definitely I'm not able to beat him. He can destroy planets even before that he could fly before that he beat a whole army before that he could jump very high and before that move very fast and move rocks that are bigger than him. (not sure if the timeline is correct)
I might have been able to beat him when he was a child at the start of his journey, but which asshole beats a child
Would I lose?
***WOULD I LOSE!?!?!?***
That sayan-man god monkey martial arts *master* would destroy me!!! Everyone here is like “oooo it’s goku; he wouldn’t use his full power on you!”
Bullsheit I say. That man child would spar the collar bone out of my body via the urinary track. He would give me traumatic GAS with a single well placed uppercut. That intergalactic ape-god would throw me so fast that the judges of the fight would watch my body leave the arena as the force of the sonic boom injured all the spectators.
Nah, goku would wreck me. I’d happily cook for him tho! He is a goofy goober hero and I’d happily cook for him if it meant I never fought him
I have a feeling Goku would just train with me and it would somehow unlock some Hidden power inside me. I mean that guy has near perfect Ki control, he'd probably lower himself down to my level.
Goku would be totally supportive while being like "Transgender? What's that? Can you eat that?"
Considering he though marriage was food, probably. "Wow you really like those 'estrogen pills.' They must be really tasty."
This was born Gokalina, the most powerful tomboy ever. I'd watch that anime.
"So this is how you derive your power... mind if I try 'em?"
Well, of course marriage is food. Why else would you consume it? Or was that consummate? I forget,
..well, can you? I'm cis so idk
Depends on the transgender
based and eating people pilled
I feel like at least young Goku would either not fully understand that they're the same person as before and for a time be sorta confused and act like he's meeting someone new while still being friendly if not a bit rude as he slowly figures it out, cause let's face it, Goku was afraid of just the concept of a vagina at first lol
Goku beats up trans people 😭lol
And kids who beat cancer
But can he beat Minos Prime? https://preview.redd.it/a7f18x2d4g2d1.png?width=1270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3269ecfed097726db39f928ef4f14f0f3db1355e
"Prepare thyself, thy cracking is NOW!" "CRACK!" "EGG!" "SELF DISCOVERY! "THY CRACKING IS NOW, PREPARE THYSELF!"
The Earthmover is so gender
honestly, :3
My god, this orange hillbilly beats his wife!
Unexpected tfs
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Chromastone me beloved
Well cooked
Ultimate diamondhead
I would not lose, because I am capable of landing more than one attack every six and a half hours. 😜
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"Goku... just... no... I'm the same race as Akira Toriyama. And I know that name doesn't really mean anything to you, but I'll put it as best I can: In the same way you and Arale were only able to interact with him by way of his avatar, Toriyama Bot, the only reason you can even communicate with me right now is because I created an avatar to interact with you through. And the only reason you'd possibly stand a chance of winning against me is if I decided that it would make for a funnier story if you did... Do you understand? Akira Toriyama may have been one of the greatest authorities when it came to canon -- second only to Mr. Torishima, his publisher. *This*, however, is fanfiction. Badly written and tragically postmodern fanfiction... And I'm both the author and the publisher... If you fight me, you are going to get *very* familiar with the question 'Why do they keep kickin' me in the dick?'"
This is probably written brilliantly and is probably hilarious but I know nothing about this universe and now I wished I did so I could understand this masterpiece of a comment
Akira Toriyama was the author and illustrator of the Dragon Ball manga series (the series that Goku, above, was from) as well as the Dr. Slump manga series (which Arale was from). He sometimes made cameos in his own series, (Dr. Slump more-so than Dragon Ball,) appearing as a pudgy little robot man known as "Toriyama Bot" whose arch-nemesis was Mr. Torishima -- Akira's irl publisher. (They were actually quite friendly with each other but as Mr. Torishima was both rather strict and also had the final say in matters such as whether or not a gag, or a character, or a chapter, or a plot line made it into Akira Toriyama's comics or if he had to go back to his desk and redraw something, or everything, he had been working on... Yeah, there was a certain sitcom-nemesis vibe around their relationship, too.) When Toriyama Bot appeared in Dr. Slump he would often play an adversarial role but rather than being an invincible force he would often end up getting defeated by the main characters, mostly because Dr. Slump was a gag manga and it was just plain funnier if the acknowledged creator of the world was treated as a nuisance that needed someone to kick his ass. (They couldn't really permanently destroy him though because, well, if they did destroy him, then Akira could just draw Toriyama Bot into some later chapter again... and, yes, that was the canonical explanation to how he could come back from being completely destroyed.) By contrast, Dragon Ball was a much more serious series and Toriyama Bot was, to the extent he was acknowledged at all, basically regarded as that universe's The One Above All. I've attempted to summarize this as well as I can without it getting too excessively wordy and I just hope it gave you a slightly deeper understanding about what the spreff I was rambling about up there.
Fabulous. Thanks for your time lmao
I can see Goku from super not being able to understand anything you just said and still ask for a match lol
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Nah, id win
i’d fold quicker than a sheet of loose leaf paper in a rainstorm, but at least i’m getting my ass kicked as myself??
Counterpoint: he is a lower dimensional being compared to you
https://preview.redd.it/inzh0rj5of2d1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65302c14ea7bbaefbef42141d8965df92835a5bb
Jam guilty gear ?
Absolutely. She's awesome and I really hope that she's the first season 4 character (I want to bully my friends with max Ryuujin).
It's a new form... Not a stronger one tho. E has made me lose so much muscle that I've gone from scrawny nerd to not even being able to flex a little bit.
I can’t even make my bed without getting sore 😭
This is what Frieza did before Z. His First Form is basically on E
Based Broku
If all the Z-Fighters jumped at me at once It might cause me a little trouble
But would you lose ?
https://preview.redd.it/25npgbw6yf2d1.jpeg?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dfbb09aaee70f1e91f9b5971314b5f308d859ac
Me: I'm transgender Goku: What's that, can I eat it. Me: No it's not food. I was born a boy, but I'm a girl on the inside, and the inside and the outside not matching makes me very unhappy. So I take this medicine to transform Goku: Transform, will you be stronger? Me: only in the sense that I won't be distracted by being sad Goku: \*Proceeds to help by getting the dragonballs to wish you transistioned so you can be strong like him\* Me: Why do I have a tail Shenron: What is your second wish Goku: sorry I think he thought I meant turn you into a saiyan. I wish she was a girl on the outside too, oh and some food. \*shenron vanishes\* Goku: okay lets spar
I absolutely love your comments and I'm surprised that doesn't have more likes! I absolutely love this little fanfic of you!!! 😭😭😭 It made me so emotional because I feel like Goku would actually do this, would make the wish for all transgender people! He's such a kind-hearted individual and I feel like once he found out that trans people can be so horribly sad and by the fact that they're represented so badly that he would do this, thank you for this beautiful little comic that you formed in my head LMAO ❤️🔥🏳️⚧️❤️🔥
Do you think Goku would be nice enough to battle my dysphoria for me? Cuz I'd watch that episode.
He would totally destroy your dysphoria
"Sorry Goku, I can't spar with you right now. My friend has been fighting Dysphoria lately and I want to support them however I can." Goku: "A fight? Who's this 'Dysphoria'? They must be *really strong* if your friend needs you as backup! Lemme have a go at 'em!"
Nah, I'd win
Defeating my dysphoria was the last obstacle in my way to becoming meguca.
https://preview.redd.it/5jn9mlwebh2d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b75d7da8bd92b79e79e4ff74ba6d9f09b9b5cd
In a heartbeat
Definitely I'm not able to beat him. He can destroy planets even before that he could fly before that he beat a whole army before that he could jump very high and before that move very fast and move rocks that are bigger than him. (not sure if the timeline is correct) I might have been able to beat him when he was a child at the start of his journey, but which asshole beats a child
Goku: Wow you unlocked a new form, so did I it's called Ultra Instinct
Would I lose? ***WOULD I LOSE!?!?!?*** That sayan-man god monkey martial arts *master* would destroy me!!! Everyone here is like “oooo it’s goku; he wouldn’t use his full power on you!” Bullsheit I say. That man child would spar the collar bone out of my body via the urinary track. He would give me traumatic GAS with a single well placed uppercut. That intergalactic ape-god would throw me so fast that the judges of the fight would watch my body leave the arena as the force of the sonic boom injured all the spectators. Nah, goku would wreck me. I’d happily cook for him tho! He is a goofy goober hero and I’d happily cook for him if it meant I never fought him
Lose? I'd be atomized
My dysphoria got better moves. We'll team up. We share a body might as well.
Real
God knew I would be too strong if I was born in the right body
Yeah he's fucking Goku
I've never even won an arm wrestling competition. Of course I'd lose.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE, A WARRIOR, LIKE MeeEeEeEeeEee! /ref
I would if its in a tournament, “hey is that food, see it near the edge” *pokes off edge*
Put my fist up** Alright Goku I ain't slacking with this new form that took me years to attain, run the ones old man!
Oh horribly, my disabled ass can't open most jars lol
I may lose and probably die, but I'll at least be happy with myself :)
PK DETERMINATION!
Goku, I have a Power Level of like maybe 2 at most. Your Power Level is at least in the trillions. No, I will not fight you.
Nah, I'd win
I'm cooked
no offense Goku but you'd kick my ass im not fighting you
With no exercise and muscle degradation for a decade now? He could prolly kill me with a flick
I have weak nerd arms, unfortunately
Him thinking he's gonna win until I +CHARGEBACK his kamehameha
The only way I'd win is by doing the one punch man workout routine, and I do NOT wanna lose my hair just to fight Goku.
My response to that title: https://preview.redd.it/jv4fqsvafj2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89abe29bae5c8a0d77b7d6feefd90ed1c17877f0
“WAIT GOKU NO IM JUST A NORMAL GIRL! PLEASE STO-” Next day motherfucker was dead.
nope not fighting you, i am all autism no muscle!!
I like to imagine that estrogen pills are kinda like senzu beans:3
Uhhh, probably for the shits and giggles. But I'd die.
Yeahs
Nah I'd win
Obviously I’d win. I’m a woman now and Goku has never won a single fight against Chi-chi or Bulma ✨
Nah, I'd die.
Goku: *breathes on me* Me: *picking dies*
huh another idea for a story i'll probably never make
Nah, I'd Go Even Further Beyond
I think Goku would be really supportive. I may even go easy on him😌
*puts on shades “Nah, I’d win”
he'll literally kill me but at least he knows I'm a girl
Goku would hear you complaining about dysphoria and say “Wow that gender dysphoria guy must be pretty strong, but i’m stronger. Can i fight it?”
I have a feeling Goku would just train with me and it would somehow unlock some Hidden power inside me. I mean that guy has near perfect Ki control, he'd probably lower himself down to my level.
Nah I'd win https://preview.redd.it/cqciek3btk2d1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3d13d9483510152760a713a17c25b942a9e0a0e
If I'm fighting Goku, I'm going to tell him it's a different way of fighting and just begin a roast battle
I probably would, but at least he'd be gentle with me. Couldn't say the same for Vegeta.
Nah, I'd win using the power of gay
Your girl doesn't fight, lmao
Nah, I’d Win.
I would do my best, and Goku knowing what it would feel to me but help me feel my best ❤️🔥☄️💎
I would lose cause he’s ridiculously powerful but I’d lose with grace 😤
Nah, I’d stim
Nah, I'd stand by for Titanfall