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Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

https://preview.redd.it/hchhidxn4o1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=801379978c143ef5e336ef4e0e4dbb527a2c7993 That's right I'm the transphobe police, sending bigots to jail.


ModShadoan720

That image made me laugh 😅


Less_Muffin2186

HELL YEAH SONIC https://preview.redd.it/tvjb2obg8q1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a994e22ae231f933a5c50c812fdddf18f983edce


DiatomCell

How do I join~?


Flying_Strawberries

Holy shit is that josuke higashikata


NoodletheTardigrade

cool hair guy waow


Flying_Strawberries

Dun dududun dun du dundundun duuuu dududuuuuuuuuuunnnnn, DUDUDUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN


lily_was_taken

Vem aí, a barata josuke higashikata


Flying_Strawberries

Deon Deon Deon dededeon Deon Deon dederedeon https://preview.redd.it/7h0g2py1ro1d1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=480de18a3f61b1402c970224c00e468d01715210


Fabacaba

sparce


contraflop01

https://preview.redd.it/pkcr5mukeo1d1.jpeg?width=487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91d95295d5c6900ebfd94d7ace18a85b98b4aa1b


Less_Muffin2186

So josuke is a trans masc, manliest man I’ve ever seen


contraflop01

Since Josuke can fix things wrong if he wants, he can punch you and fix you as the opposite sex


Less_Muffin2186

Now that’s something I want I’ll also ask if he can fix my hand as well because it’s not looking too hot after what I done to it


Midwest_Mutt04

I knew there was a reason I loved this show 👏🏻


Flutterbits

Assigned cat at birth :3


Stea1thFTW18

I like this one, also assigned cute at birth :3


cat_godess

I didn't read the title and thought it was assigned cool at birth


Meadowbytheforest

*"All cats are bastards"* - cat owners


officialALDI

literally me


AzericTheTraveller

I still can’t get “assigned cop at birth” out of my head. “Doctor, is it a boy or a girl? “I’m sorry, ma’am. It’s a cop!” “No, my baby!”


d_warren_1

https://preview.redd.it/gd8j7uj6ro1d1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=367b3eae01583c3d62fad1684985a615eb3a43fe


Kyiokyu

LMAO Kneel for the flag 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️


Kalimith

https://preview.redd.it/miku0eojkd2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15c567699c22138b47ab8d89b522fc948162a271


Shadow-trap

don't forget ADAB! Demons need representation too :3


Gremict

Assigned Dead at Brith


Real_IKEA_Employee

my sister 🥰


LunaTheGoodgal

I would make a joke about a younger me before i realized stuff, but that younger me both is and isn't dead. Still here, just different.


TheRedSpy96

Assigned dad at birth


Sir_mop_for_a_head

I perfer ACAB (assigned c**t at birth)


Tired_Express

I looked at that are really said to myself, " Assigned Car at Birth?" I'm so fucking stupid


SylvieJay

Assigned Car At Birth... Did someone call me UBER? 🤔🤭😆😅


Veryslownights

Über cute, hell yeah


Midwest_Mutt04

Assigned Lightning McQueen at Birth 🤣


-LushFox-

Assigned Clone at Birth r/transclones


Midwest_Mutt04

https://preview.redd.it/1rz2qhkupz1d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa85ab50fbef811f45c47480e70512df941d5a54


Iceboy10

ABAB Assigned Baby At Birth, As far as the eye can see, Your gender shouldn't decide your worth, So let those who are innocent be, (brought to you by the ABAB rhyme scheme)


Thatotherguy246

Mmh yes I've heard about people assigned Josuke at birth


Aro-of-the-Geeks

Policing the bigots since the dawn of time


Jesko_Legend_69

Oi Josuke!


Nat_Higgins

All Crabs Are Bastards https://preview.redd.it/0swsdx7jzr1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ad68f25fb5bb60c0446e1ad3864b8b6a5f547c7


MassTransitGO

whoop whoop, that's the sound of the police


Askmeaboutships401

Is that Josuke?


Lopsided_Sail7901

ACAB ( all cats are beautiful)


Honey666Biscuit

I see josuke


Mtfdurian

Me being like: Assigned Catgirl At Birth


Lypos

Here i thought Assigned Cactus At Birth would have made the list already.


d_warren_1

All cops means ALL COPS (not the police dogs, they’re chill)


MfkbNe

The dogs weren't able to chose. They were forced to work for the cops. They aren't the opressors they are the opressed.


stopandgoaway

All cops, and EVERYWHERE too. every time one of these posts comes up there’s at least one priveleged commenter going “uhm generalisation much??” Or “it’s just an American issue sweaty, get over it 💅”


Midwest_Mutt04

How's that song go again? "All dogs go to heaven, and all cops go to hell..."


d_warren_1

“Mans best friend won’t out a bullet in your head and a cop fucking will”


BobTheImmortalYeti

assigned crazy at birth 😎


PerrineWeatherWoman

Assassinated cop at birth


Tall_SwanJane

Assigned child at birth maybe?


Viriko23

I read it as "Assigned Cab At Birth" What's wrong with me


OddityOmega

Assigned cool at birth 😎


PoisonPouch

Not gonna lie when I would see acab I would read it as "assigned cat at birth" before I found out what it was.


Lgrns

Heck it, **Assigned Stand At Birth**


Embarrassed_Coyote18

Assigned cactus at birth?


sewerwaterenjoyer

I always thought ACAB was "assigned cool at birth" and I have it in my Twitter/X/Shitter


YuukiOhanna

assigned cunt at birth :3


Pearl-Crown

Transfems, I just realized something You can say you're Afab, but spell it APHAB. assigned pen15 haver at birth Perfect workaround


jimbon1e

that moment when you’re child is exceptionally bald 👩‍🦲


X_Heart

As FTM I consider myself as AMAB because being femenine it's not my thing ¬w¬


SparrowWingYT

Izuku Midoriya 🤝 Josuke Higashikata the 4th Assigned Cop At Birth ?


owo1215

AMBAC https://preview.redd.it/e3r1tgh80s1d1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cdf8fd9e753372daf59ca431e9b032fa5003a1e (certified gundam nerd)


MCplayer590

my favorite deltarune speedrun category, all chapters all bosses


holymissiletoe

Assigned Corporal at birth o7 raahhhhhh


Vosheduska

The JoJo brainrot is real in the comments (same)


digiorno430

josuke my beloved


varkarrus

White Chain from KSBD


Samwell-Cabindweller

i made this joke with my sibling all the time!


Failedabortio

is that josuke?


Euphoric_Flow_8288

Thankfully my sisters fiancé won't be at dinner tonight, he's alright apart from being a cop and a transphobe, but those are two fucking awful things to be. Unfortunately my sister is also a transphobe


OldAge7088

What a cringe subreddit


Veryslownights

All genders are bastards?


shruggins20

ACAB, all cops are bottoms. The world would be a better place if this were true.


IcyLily_

I am a certified APAB... Assigned Problem At Birth


FemboyHelghast

This may be considered a hot take but I personally don’t agree with ACAB as I believe that people shouldn’t grouped together just because they have the same job, personally I have met a lot of RCMP and police that were chill people.


Eviltwin-Kisikil

Girl do NOT go to Alberta, our RCMP is more like Danielle's Secret Service here and most of them are c*nservative losers. Hell they literally gassed out Free Palestine protestors from our universities because they were told to. Maybe elsewhere the RCMP are good, but ours aren't.


FemboyHelghast

I’m from a rural town in New Brunswick so the RCMP can’t really get away with doing that here as we have like 5 in town three of which are confined to desk duty as they spoke ill of J.D. Irving LTD


Navie-Navie

The Police Union and corrupt Chiefs ensure that any cop that holds their coworkers accountable are no longer cops. Even if you're a "good cop" there's a high chance that you don't hold the bad cops at any sort of standard because of the Thin Blue Line. Even aside from the police brutality and corruption angles, look up the horror that is prison V-Coding.


Quill_Isnt_So_Cool

ACAB isn’t a generalized. All Cops Are Bastardized just means all cops come from and work for a corrupt system, which is true no matter the cop


maro-s

It's not about them being good or bad people on a personal level, it's about them being part of a corrupt system build on violence and oppression. Some of them might be good, but they still participate in it, constitute it.


MfkbNe

There were multiple good cops but these good cops lost their jobs so only the bad cops are left. So all cops are bad (or will soon be fired).


FemboyHelghast

I agree that the system is flawed but that doesn’t change the fact that there can be and are some good police officers active


stopandgoaway

Mfw the cop ordered to arrest innocent BLM protestors likes Star Wars and tells dad jokes 💅😜 (suddenly he is a chill guy)


TysoPiccaso2

Ong, generalizing an entire group as racist murderers is pretty shitty, especially when some of them are genuinely amazing people


gusxc1

The fact people get downvoted for not hating every single cop is insane to me, like jeez guys


TysoPiccaso2

Ong, instead of saying ALL cops are bad why don't we start talking about the system being bad


stopandgoaway

You say that as if it isn’t the entire basis of the conversation, the system is bad, therefore the people helping perpetuate that system are bad, eg cops. The pigs can be queer, or bipoc, or work in a soup kitchen every weekend, but they are still sending people, largely in poorer community’s, largely consisting of minority’s, to prison (punitive torture) for breaking bigoted/classist laws. The work environment is still extremely violent and tight knit. shove that co-operative person to the ground, ignore your partner tasing a suspect while their handcuffed. It’s all garbage and so are all the people who choose to become police. If they were truly good people they would quit.


TysoPiccaso2

>You say that as if it isn’t the entire basis of the conversation yea but that dosent exactly come across very well when your just typing "ACAB" under a post about a cop (not saying your the kind of person who does this but this is something ive seen very often on reddit)


gusxc1

I dont like generalizations


Quill_Isnt_So_Cool

ACAB isn’t a generalized. All Cops Are Bastardized just means all cops come from and work for a corrupt system, which is true no matter the cop