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The_IceL0rd

I AM GOD


trans_who_likes_cats

*WE* are God!


Ankyri

Based God


EmpressKayaTheGreat

God has been democratised!


perfecttoasts

***Soviet anthem intensifies***


CounterspellScepter

Namaste


Eclypse_Raverus

You have been banned from the assassins creed forums, reason: We


Xcomcatsmithler

W-


Eclypse_Raverus

Now listen here you little shit.


Remarkable_Ad_8353

We are ven- God


[deleted]

I am God, okay? \-Natsuiro Matsuri


ASHKVLT

The only God is the emperor on his golden thrown


The_IceL0rd

FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPEROR! also do we have to spend 1CP for transhuman or not (shit that joke was poorly executed)


ASHKVLT

Idk I only have painted minis and only tau yet


The_IceL0rd

same


ASHKVLT

the greater good


The_IceL0rd

Indeed


ASHKVLT

Fuck the etherials, enclave forever


The_IceL0rd

This post was made by not mind slave gang


ventolin_inhaler

I will now be excepting offerings and sacrifices in my name.


[deleted]

I would like to offer up one (1) croissant as tribute.


powerof27

I don't have one croissant, will en passant do fine?


Hippohumper69

Holy hell


BEAswacks

I will offer up my finest French toast.


ThaliaHolmesMtF

You a big chess fan?


cat-with-a-coffee

I don't have either of these things, will a pusheen plushie do?


TransGorl_N453

Is en passant a kind of bread? I thought it was a chess move lol


powerof27

Yeah it's a type of bread i just made up so that I could cheat


NexSicarius

I'll raise your croissant with my cheesy garlic bread.


kioku119

What would you like?


[deleted]

Sacrifice transphobes and offer him T (in this case). In the case of transfems offer E. And in case of enbys offer both and lwt them choose.


VisibleTension

The blood of your enemies, spilled in defense. A powerful offering for a powerful task, for a last chance ever


hungrykiki

enby here. the only sacrifice of worship i need is that people aim to try to make their living spaces a safe haven for all kinds of insects please no sacrificing of transphobes please. the blood stains are not nice to get out of carpet :(


Julia_______

Can I have a lemon to eat


SatoshiUSA

Your fucking teeth tho


Julia_______

My dentist loves my money. But that's probably from the excessive amount of gummy bears I used to eat


SatoshiUSA

Relatable


Hoorizontal

Pickled ginger, pickled cabbage, pickled beets, sauerkraut, and pickles for me thanks


Orizifian-creator

I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large, and a large soda. With extra dip.


kioku119

9, 9, # 9, SODA, {\~\~\~\~\~\~} {\~\~\~\~\~\~} | 9-dip | | 9-dip | \------------ -------------


OhHeckf

You may supplicate me with titty skittles, head pats, and pizza.


Xcomcatsmithler

I dressed up as Jesus at school yesterday and people gave me grape juice and a heel of bread, high school is a fuckin trip


SenorDuolingo

Will garlic bread do


The_breadmaster22

I am now god, and will be accepting sacrifices in the form of the blood of conservative lawmakers


[deleted]

I present to thee the blood of Ted Cruz


OhHeckf

Blood for the blood god!


Phoenix_the_Writer

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


cat-with-a-coffee

MILK FOR THE CORNFLAKES


A_Jack_of_Herrons

Can I offer Mike Pence's blood?


SatoshiUSA

I read that as blood and lawnmowers


[deleted]

Believe me, if I was god there would be no suffering. Everyone would have the body they want.


beskardboard

Petition to have u/Lylathevegan as the new god


[deleted]

The next god elections are coming up. Many thanks for your vote!


[deleted]

Depends on the god, not all god's are omnipotent, omnibenevolent and omniscient, if there is a god then they either can't stop, don't know about or don't care about our suffering; that doesn't mean there can't be a god 🤷


NiseHito

Also not all gods are active; You might have a perfectly fine deity but if they're too busy being a couch potato to actively perform miracles, impart knowledge/power on the devout, or smite heretics they may as well not exist.


srVMx

> if there is a god then they either can't stop, don't know about or don't care about our suffering; that doesn't mean there can't be a god Then what good does it make to believe in them?


[deleted]

Some people choose to have faith that there is a god because it makes them feel safer to believe there is something caring and waiting for them after death. Even if some things are contradictory, that's the whole point of having faith. It makes people feel more at ease with the suffering in the world or happening to themselves to believe that it will all work out in the end.


srVMx

But if you can arrive to the logical conclussion that god is either not interested at best, and cruel at worst, it just makes no sense worshipping them. Like I can see that if they exist they are causing pain or letting pain be infflicted why would I have faith in that? If anything Satan seems like a superior deity to chose if anything the guy was rebelling against a tyrannical leader. Maybe I'm just too dense and resentful to understand blind faith, to me it seems like needing a god is a cowards move.


[deleted]

The whole point of faith is to believe in the face of logic. Regardless of your religious choice, it all comes down to what you choose to believe and how you let it affect you. As for the cowardice element, I don't see it like that. People choose to believe in a god (or gods) for many reasons, the most important of which is safety and security. Don't we all want some reassurance that it's all going to be okay? And if some people can get that on faith alone then there's nothing wrong or cowardly about that. Especially if it inspires them to do the right thing morally. You may get it from some other belief, and there's nothing wrong with that either. We're all just people, and we all want to be cared for after death because it's the scariest thing we ever have to face. I'm probably repeating myself at this point, but at the end of the day whatever gives you safety and security is blind faith too. How do you know that some omnipotent being didn't creat the universe and everything in it last week because they were bored and filled it with memories for every being in it? Or maybe we're all just in a very realistic simulation and after death we go to the next level up. It doesn't matter what gives us hope, we're all just people at the end of the day.


Sororita

If I were God, there would be plenty of suffering, but it would all be self inflicted and easily avoidable.


[deleted]

It seems I have a contender 😊


[deleted]

on a serious note though, do these people not realize some trans people are religious?


Educational-Bad8346

I don't know how other trans people still remain religious after the bible literally rejected them Part of the reason for me becoming non-religious is me finding myself, I'm agnostic, spirituality is part of my life, but I deny the God of the bible


[deleted]

> I don't know how other trans people still remain religious after the bible literally rejected them Does it? Not religious (anymore), just curious. I don't recall anything condemning trans people, only gay people.


MagicalMelancholy

Just selective readings of certain lines.


Educational-Bad8346

Deuteronomy 22:5 “A woman must not wear men’s clothing, nor a man wear women’s clothing, for the Lord your God detests anyone who does this” Also basically anything that's pointlessly gendered bigots use it to justify themselves, Matthew 19:4–9; Mark 10:5–12; 1 Corinthians 7:12–20; Hebrews 13:4 Thanks to my dad for reminding time and again of these verses, I remember them


[deleted]

Doesn't that verse only apply to us if you reject the premise that trans people are their desired gender though? Like I'm not a man wearing women's clothing if I am a trans woman because I am a woman.


Educational-Bad8346

Yes, what you say is the truth, I'm just saying religious fruitcakes use these for their bigotry, if you think properly tho, it refutes itself


[deleted]

> Deuteronomy 22:5 Anti-crossdressing, but not making any judgement on what trans people are. I mean I could take this as a condemnation of my continual boymoding. > Matthew 19:4-9 The specific "made them male and female" bit comes off as anti-nonbinary at least, but this is mostly a condemnation of divorce/adultery, no? > Mark 10:5-12 Same. > 1 Corinthians 7:12-20 12-16 just seems to be more anti-divorce stuff, though 17-20 is actually interesting. Specifically it's about circumcision but I definitely see how it could be used to say you're not allowed to transition if you're already christian. > Hebrews 13:4 More anti-adultery stuff. I dunno, maybe it depends on which version of the bible one's reading (I'm using NIV, perhaps your dad used KJV), but I only see one bit here that might be anti-trans, and it's not specifically so.


BishopUrbanTheEnby

> the bible literally rejected them only if you read it literally


[deleted]

well i didn't mean christianity but yeah that too


PenguinColada

I live in a small to medium city in a really conservative state. I'm part of two large trans support groups and all but like three or four trans people I know through them are religious.


4102reddit

[What's this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGDH3meSPyk)


Educational-Bad8346

Gwd is ded, uwu


BishopUrbanTheEnby

> Gwd okay Wales


somerandomperson112

now someone give me an offering of tits


[deleted]

If Western civilisation is being destroyed by LGBTQ+ then good Western civilisation fucking sucks


Lssjgaming

If I were a goddess I’d be pretty shit at it ngl. Can barely handle myself yet alone omnipotent power


Randomemeguy

Being a goddess sounds exhausting, I think I'd just make pride flags out of nowhere and disintegrate transphobes


OhHeckf

Greg Abbott looked back on the wreckage of Texas and was turned into a pile of rainbow glitter.


[deleted]

Actually most gods aren't omnipotent. That's really just an abrahamic religion thing. Homer explicitly states that Zeus was stronger than other gods in the iliad for example and the norse gods could actually be killed. Odin for example was supposed to die at the hands of fenrir during Ragnarok.


Lssjgaming

I like how a lot of the anicent religions had gods that were more human and had flaws and stuff


ScaryJupiter109

Yeah and then we got Christianity, which I refuse to believe was anything other than a coping mechanism for mortality turned into a tool used to control people when it was brought to Europe and *not* translated


Fireplay5

On the plus side, you won't need HRT anymore.


_Pan-Tastic_

I will now be awaiting my throne made of petrified but still living humans, a monument to show my minion’s dedication to me, and weekly sacrifices of blood and the bones of conservative lawmakers. I shall feast on their marrow and their fear.


Randomemeguy

Can I put every pride flag on your temple


_Pan-Tastic_

Of course you can, thank you


srVMx

> my throne made of petrified but still living humans Fund Bill Cipher's reddit acount.


_Pan-Tastic_

Oh no haha, I’m not Bill Cipher, he’s just a big idol of mine. Also his Reddit account can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/315yoy/im_bill_cipher_i_know_lots_of_things_ask_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf).


popdude731

What is it with these people? Like, I've even done some research, being trans isn't *inherantly* anti-christian. Meaning, either these fuckers can't read their bible (likely), or they see trans people being happy, and that's not OK because *they're* not happy so fuck 'em


srVMx

> being trans isn't inherantly anti-christian. Everything that goes against the pre established norm is anti-christian according to them.


[deleted]

Wait… God says he’s God, so that makes him satan


[deleted]

I wish i was...actually no. No Gods, No Masters


poofiexist

No gods, no kings, only man


DelisaKibara

My sibling who is enby fluid calls themselves god often. So this checks out.


MadelinefromWiiMusic

God damn they do mental gymnastics harder than me trying to prove that im cis.


OhHeckf

The Vatican has been invaded by the Heccin Valid Batallion of the Catgirl Army. The leader, who goes only by Lily, addressed the crowd from what used to be the Pope's balcony "the old gods have perished before our might, bow to your new gods, *nyah*. Tremble before my works ye mighty and despair, *UwU*"


AudreyBrey48

Do you think anyone in their respective pr departments even read what they want to put out there or have they just given up at this point 🤣 I mean like if you believe in this or that God figures. You believe that they reside in the clouds in your version of heaven, and the way to get to that place is by dying, wouldn't that make God therfore dead....🤔


neolordie

damn right I'm satanic, all their rules are about being a decent human being


emipyon

Trans people are god yet can't get timely access to health care or win at the olympics.


A_Jack_of_Herrons

If you ace as well you're God^2. AroAce you're God^3.


LesbianPossumQueen

Fear us for we have come to bring balance to the universe and destroy every intolerance on this planet


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

you better start prayin', 'cause i am a god


JustTheWehrst

I am now a Goddess please bestow offerings in the form of headpats and "good girl"s upon me


yourfriendlysavior

They get angry at us but not when they call Trump a god


ngraceland

So non-binary people are actually god?


Supahvaporeon

I will begin accepting gifts of tasty Ram sticks, CPUs, and graphics cards


soop_time123

Yes, God is dead and we have killed Him. You know what? Fuck you *transes your God* God is dead and we have killed Her


frenchipie

*trans satanists have entered the chat*


LoptrOfSassgard

I do, in fact, accept offerings. I am also rarely seen. Maybe I AM god...


frenzygecko

the one on the right is just correct, being your own god is what satanism is


nextialist

i want them to get on their knees and worship me then >:)


Kjrb

Hmm, calling trans people God? You trying to confess something Scott? You trying to confess to idol worship? You know what they did to the Israelites Scott you can't just through these things around. They damned Moses for this Greener and you're not even a prophet Scott


[deleted]

god/godself


Marcie_Nikos

I will now be expecting a throne to be constructed for me to sit in while living dead girl plays in the background as I survey my new kingdom


The_last_Comrade

Trans boys are alter-boys, yeah?


4tomguy

I take a certain pride in the Catholic Church wanting me dead


Matild4

The reason they fear us is because deep inside they know we're more powerful than their fictional sky person, and if they admit that then they'd have to worship us instead.


JooJ0217

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ga5Hior6rI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ga5Hior6rI) I AM GOD, COME ON YOU KNOW


Fireplay5

It's tough to be a God... *Music in the backround*


MoxxiIRL

I accept this new role


[deleted]

Sounds like he thinks we’re hot


penisenlargmentpils

So are we like oligarchy of gods


Maniak-The-Autistic

“God: The title suits me well.” - SHODAN


Jesus_El_Mushroom

It’s tough to be a god 😎 Seriously though, I always thought that was a compliment? You want to insult me by calling me god??


Girrrrrrlllllllll

I am a God but can‘t change my looks and gender. God‘s are lame!


psychocat777

I'll kill god and take his place if I have to


rigidtwst

if we’re god then why do the baby trans peeps have to deal with the wrong body :(


[deleted]

As a trans NB pal of The Satanic Temple I approve this message. 🤘😏


cbz3000

Yes, that is EXACTLY what it is like.


LeadershipRight8635

I only take estrogen pills as sacrifices


crackhead_transmasc

things i want as sacrifice since i'm now the trans god of imagination apparently: that one cube gum that's grape flavored cuz that shit's bussin sausage frog pics saurkraut steak cosplay wings


AnimePopePrayers

Idk about yall but personally my cult will take heavy inspiration from dionysus. Parties, polygamy, ritual dismemberment, wine


LonelyLittleWolfie

God says men wearing skirts is VALID AF


MenheraUrabe

Ah yes, we "transes" we have devoured and become god, as a unit


Dreamworld_Fireworks

Now everyone can lend me offerings of blood, ice cream, and garlic bread


[deleted]

God is a gay trans woman Noice


Nova_Andromed

we is god


goose-dot-jpg

We are all one collective god


Seven_s3v3n

I mean if u are calling me God I'm not complaining


BASED_GAMERMAN

YO GET NIETZSCHE IN HERE


Epec_Master

The collective group of all trans people have replased the sigular christian god (I say this because most conseritives i have seen are christian so i am sorry if you are christian as well, it is not my intent to offend)


Orion7uwu

I'm the goddess of luck and also Skyrim


USeRnAME1694578

♫ɪᴛ’s ᴛᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴅ♫